brah these dudes are like totally
hilarious brah excellent
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
movie slackers just do whatever you want
for this list we’re focusing on the most
entertaining slackers who care more
about living it up in the present rather
than focusing on the future or even
daily responsibilities number 10 Kumar
Patel Harold and Kumar franchise I’m
gonna be honest with you the only reason
I’m applying so my dad will keep paying
for my apartment I really don’t have a
desire to go to med school for a film
series based around a pair of marijuana
lovin bros somebody has to be the
dominance donor why we don’t have time
for questions we need marijuana now as
much of it as possible like a big bag as
a result Kumar Patel thrives when living
in the moment and though he certainly
has the intellect to formulate a plan
for the future it usually involves a
bong cheeseburgers and a healthy dose of
snark no matter what we are not ending
this night without white castle in our
stomachs agree
in essence Kumar isn’t defined by weed
he just really likes to smoke up more
than most and when he and fellow slacker
Harold find themselves up a creek
without a paddle
it’s the former that often forces his
will upon others and saves the day
number nine
Vance Van Wilder jr. National Lampoon’s
Van Wilder
Tosh I learned a long time ago that
wearing is like a rocking chair gives
you something to do but it doesn’t get
you anywhere whether you agree or
disagree with the antics of this elder
ecology at Statesman nobody can deny
that he puts valuable time and effort
into everything that he does is it true
that this is your seventh year at
Coolidge cavity yes that’s correct
for example if he’s going to bone your
girlfriend he’ll do it in the best way
he knows and when it comes to pranks and
Wilder allows each act to play out until
the end sometimes all it takes is a good
woman to set a slacker straight are you
super but then again lazy college kids
you really don’t want to deal with
structure and organization in that
regard van excels and he’ll charm you
while simultaneously making fun of you
Richard you rascal you never told me
that you were a dick number eight
Edie Shaun of the Dead doesn’t that tiny
few Bismil finished when the zombie
apocalypse arrives it doesn’t really
matter if you’re a scientist or a
complete stoner all that matters is
survival and lifting the spirits of
others thankfully Fred such a scenario
allows him to transcend the idea of a
lazy annoying troubled and often
disgusting slacker to say
hater yeah man I can’t really talk now
I’ve got nothing no here he becomes
something more IDI becomes a slacker
that can save your life and make you
crack up at the same time just asked
Bella slacker Sean Punk all right
definitely know the Batman sorry Edie
may be the loser in the traditional
sense but given the right circumstances
his slacker dumb prevails if we can get
you to show much ego are you talking
about the old shoe back number seven
Dante Hicks and Randal graves clerks
everybody that comes in here is way too
uptight it’d be great if it wasn’t for
the fucking customers here are a couple
of introspective slackers who
theoretically could have become YouTube
superstars in the early 90s however they
were just a couple of guys trying to get
by at the old quick stop you ain’t
people but I love gatherings isn’t it
ironic Dante and Randall don’t see the
world like most people but hey when it
comes to Star Wars and useless knowledge
they have quite a bit to offer the world
so a construction job of that magnitude
would require a hell of a lot more
manpower than the Imperial Army had to
offer but they brought independent
contractors another thing
in fact Dante actually has a girlfriend
as well as an ex-girlfriend who
accidentally has sex with a dead man my
ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking
a dead guy and my present girlfriend has
sucked 36 dicks 37 but as any slack her
knows such an experience makes for good
conversation you gotta be kidding me I
got a hockey game at 2:00 and the steel
shutters are jam closed nice in Vermont
I’m not even supposed to be here today
number six officer Michaels and officer
Slater super bad so it’s just McLovin
yeah to be fair many slackers suffer
from social anxiety or personality
issues that might be out of their
control although these two police
officers were clearly just dropped on
their heads as children I bet you play
the whole mysterious guy thing right not
only do officer Michaels and Slater pay
little attention to concepts like ethics
13 beers to go please political
correctness
what’s the African African oh he was
American and he was like you you look
just like you Jewish just like Jimmy or
even work itself but also they’ve
probably accidentally killed somebody
during their time as cops even so they
just want a party man and they view
their duties as merely a suggestion
rather than obligation no work or party
it’s something we all struggle with but
these two slackers managed to combine
the best of both worlds all right number
five Ben stone
knocked up 7:30 wait come back to sleep
in Superbad Seth Rogen played a slacker
of the professional world and knocked up
he did the same thing well as much as
being an expert on celebrity nudity can
actually be considered a profession
let’s say you love meg Ryan I do great
who doesn’t let’s say you like her so
much you want to know every movie where
she shows her tits it’s not that Ben
doesn’t have experience with the world
it’s more that he works by his own
schedule whether it’s research weed
nightclubbing weed or just enjoying each
day to the fullest by way of wheat this
man is so confident in his slacker
ideals that it rubs off on others in
fact we’d probably want to hang out with
him I feel like he’d like me you know
I’m sure a lot of guys I’d like to hang
out with that’s I really think he would
want to hang out with me is like the
cool thing wait he’s Canadian right yeah
we think he would like to hang out with
us at WatchMojo I’m Canadian Oh
Vancouver I live here illegally actually
don’t tell anyone but um it works out in
my advantage I think ultimately because
I don’t have to pay any taxes number
four
Ferris Bueller Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
how could I possibly be expected to
handle school in a day like this while
plenty of slackers like to imagine they
have a better understanding of the world
than most this Midwestern student may
actually hold the secrets to life life
was pretty fast
if you don’t stop and look around once
in a while you could miss it in John
Hughes’s acclaimed eighties comedy
Ferris Bueller held the keys to a
Ferrari and took off for chai town with
his crew now that’s Abbas move from a
high school slacker
like Van Wilder Ferris puts time and
effort into his daily hijinks without
actually hurting anybody well at least
physically what did I do
you killed the car he’s got a good heart
but his inner holden caulfield forces
him to act out in a world full of
phonies
number three David Wooderson dazed and
confused that’s what I love about these
high school girls man I get older they
stay the same age it’s always a magical
experience when an actor truly steps
into the shoes of their character but in
this case we think that Richard
Linklater was just filming the real-life
Matthew McConaughey back in 1993 after
all listen to the guy and look at him
that is Matthew McConaughey right David
Wooderson is one cool cat even if he
smoked one too many J’s and he
understands the value of first
impressions hey man you got a joint
it’ll be a lot cooler if he did come on
the guy only wants to be part of the
game the high school game essentially
this slacker is 1993 McConaughey without
all the fame and accolades he’s just
living let me tell you this older you do
get more rules you’re gonna try to get
you to follow you just gotta keep living
man Li VI in number two Jeff Spicoli
Fast Times at Ridgemont High no shirt no
shoes
many stoners and slackers like to take
the long route to school but this guy
well he literally rolls out of some sort
of up in smoke vehicle if Jeff Spicoli
isn’t making his classmates laugh by
taking off his shirt in a public
restaurant you guys had shirts out when
he came in here or ordering pizza while
in school Florida the devil’s cheese and
sausage he’s walking around with a
perpetual sour orange bass as he tries
to figure out all the complexities of
the world the character was actually
written by Cameron Crowe based on his
undercover experiences at a San Diego
High School and it made a star out of
the one and only Sean Penn I know mr.
Spicoli
and again before we unveil our top pick
here are a few honorable mentions
there’s no point to any of a random
lottery of meaningless tragedy in a
series of near escapes what do you do in
the basement you’re not cleaning it you
really want to know you didn’t like it
last time we had this ok no you’re right
I don’t I don’t know okay wait
if you guys are really us what number we
thinking of 69 dudes oh you know
actually I was um accepted to Divinity
School really mm-hmm
so what happened well it’s like st.
Augustine said you know lord give me
chastity in virtue but not just yet how
you gonna sell bud and you smoked number
one
Jeff the dude Lebowski The Big Lebowski
there can only be one king of movie
slackers and it’s only appropriate that
we crown the Coen brothers middle-aged
Beach bro with the title especially
considering he actually calls himself
the dude I’m the dude so that’s what you
called me you know that or his dude
nasur Deuter or you know el duderino if
you’re not into the whole brevity thing
he’s the guy that you might want to
smoke a joint with within the protection
of your own home but if you associate
with Jeffery anywhere else you might
find yourself in a tiny bit of trouble
why because the dude has no filter man
and he will up your day yeah well you
know that’s just like your opinion man
but hey man isn’t that what it’s all
about living each day to its fullest
what do you do for recreation drive
around
the occasional acid flashback
that’s how Jeffrey Lebowski gets down
because he’s the dude man
yeah well the dude abides do you agree
with our list you know this man what’s
your favorite movie slacker
good party where’d you cut this jacket
for more mind-blowing top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com your mum rang about going
around tomorrow night and then Liz rang
about the two of you in out tonight and
then your mum ran back to see if I
wanted to eat her out tonight
what
hilarious brah excellent
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
movie slackers just do whatever you want
for this list we’re focusing on the most
entertaining slackers who care more
about living it up in the present rather
than focusing on the future or even
daily responsibilities number 10 Kumar
Patel Harold and Kumar franchise I’m
gonna be honest with you the only reason
I’m applying so my dad will keep paying
for my apartment I really don’t have a
desire to go to med school for a film
series based around a pair of marijuana
lovin bros somebody has to be the
dominance donor why we don’t have time
for questions we need marijuana now as
much of it as possible like a big bag as
a result Kumar Patel thrives when living
in the moment and though he certainly
has the intellect to formulate a plan
for the future it usually involves a
bong cheeseburgers and a healthy dose of
snark no matter what we are not ending
this night without white castle in our
stomachs agree
in essence Kumar isn’t defined by weed
he just really likes to smoke up more
than most and when he and fellow slacker
Harold find themselves up a creek
without a paddle
it’s the former that often forces his
will upon others and saves the day
number nine
Vance Van Wilder jr. National Lampoon’s
Van Wilder
Tosh I learned a long time ago that
wearing is like a rocking chair gives
you something to do but it doesn’t get
you anywhere whether you agree or
disagree with the antics of this elder
ecology at Statesman nobody can deny
that he puts valuable time and effort
into everything that he does is it true
that this is your seventh year at
Coolidge cavity yes that’s correct
for example if he’s going to bone your
girlfriend he’ll do it in the best way
he knows and when it comes to pranks and
Wilder allows each act to play out until
the end sometimes all it takes is a good
woman to set a slacker straight are you
super but then again lazy college kids
you really don’t want to deal with
structure and organization in that
regard van excels and he’ll charm you
while simultaneously making fun of you
Richard you rascal you never told me
that you were a dick number eight
Edie Shaun of the Dead doesn’t that tiny
few Bismil finished when the zombie
apocalypse arrives it doesn’t really
matter if you’re a scientist or a
complete stoner all that matters is
survival and lifting the spirits of
others thankfully Fred such a scenario
allows him to transcend the idea of a
lazy annoying troubled and often
disgusting slacker to say
hater yeah man I can’t really talk now
I’ve got nothing no here he becomes
something more IDI becomes a slacker
that can save your life and make you
crack up at the same time just asked
Bella slacker Sean Punk all right
definitely know the Batman sorry Edie
may be the loser in the traditional
sense but given the right circumstances
his slacker dumb prevails if we can get
you to show much ego are you talking
about the old shoe back number seven
Dante Hicks and Randal graves clerks
everybody that comes in here is way too
uptight it’d be great if it wasn’t for
the fucking customers here are a couple
of introspective slackers who
theoretically could have become YouTube
superstars in the early 90s however they
were just a couple of guys trying to get
by at the old quick stop you ain’t
people but I love gatherings isn’t it
ironic Dante and Randall don’t see the
world like most people but hey when it
comes to Star Wars and useless knowledge
they have quite a bit to offer the world
so a construction job of that magnitude
would require a hell of a lot more
manpower than the Imperial Army had to
offer but they brought independent
contractors another thing
in fact Dante actually has a girlfriend
as well as an ex-girlfriend who
accidentally has sex with a dead man my
ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking
a dead guy and my present girlfriend has
sucked 36 dicks 37 but as any slack her
knows such an experience makes for good
conversation you gotta be kidding me I
got a hockey game at 2:00 and the steel
shutters are jam closed nice in Vermont
I’m not even supposed to be here today
number six officer Michaels and officer
Slater super bad so it’s just McLovin
yeah to be fair many slackers suffer
from social anxiety or personality
issues that might be out of their
control although these two police
officers were clearly just dropped on
their heads as children I bet you play
the whole mysterious guy thing right not
only do officer Michaels and Slater pay
little attention to concepts like ethics
13 beers to go please political
correctness
what’s the African African oh he was
American and he was like you you look
just like you Jewish just like Jimmy or
even work itself but also they’ve
probably accidentally killed somebody
during their time as cops even so they
just want a party man and they view
their duties as merely a suggestion
rather than obligation no work or party
it’s something we all struggle with but
these two slackers managed to combine
the best of both worlds all right number
five Ben stone
knocked up 7:30 wait come back to sleep
in Superbad Seth Rogen played a slacker
of the professional world and knocked up
he did the same thing well as much as
being an expert on celebrity nudity can
actually be considered a profession
let’s say you love meg Ryan I do great
who doesn’t let’s say you like her so
much you want to know every movie where
she shows her tits it’s not that Ben
doesn’t have experience with the world
it’s more that he works by his own
schedule whether it’s research weed
nightclubbing weed or just enjoying each
day to the fullest by way of wheat this
man is so confident in his slacker
ideals that it rubs off on others in
fact we’d probably want to hang out with
him I feel like he’d like me you know
I’m sure a lot of guys I’d like to hang
out with that’s I really think he would
want to hang out with me is like the
cool thing wait he’s Canadian right yeah
we think he would like to hang out with
us at WatchMojo I’m Canadian Oh
Vancouver I live here illegally actually
don’t tell anyone but um it works out in
my advantage I think ultimately because
I don’t have to pay any taxes number
four
Ferris Bueller Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
how could I possibly be expected to
handle school in a day like this while
plenty of slackers like to imagine they
have a better understanding of the world
than most this Midwestern student may
actually hold the secrets to life life
was pretty fast
if you don’t stop and look around once
in a while you could miss it in John
Hughes’s acclaimed eighties comedy
Ferris Bueller held the keys to a
Ferrari and took off for chai town with
his crew now that’s Abbas move from a
high school slacker
like Van Wilder Ferris puts time and
effort into his daily hijinks without
actually hurting anybody well at least
physically what did I do
you killed the car he’s got a good heart
but his inner holden caulfield forces
him to act out in a world full of
phonies
number three David Wooderson dazed and
confused that’s what I love about these
high school girls man I get older they
stay the same age it’s always a magical
experience when an actor truly steps
into the shoes of their character but in
this case we think that Richard
Linklater was just filming the real-life
Matthew McConaughey back in 1993 after
all listen to the guy and look at him
that is Matthew McConaughey right David
Wooderson is one cool cat even if he
smoked one too many J’s and he
understands the value of first
impressions hey man you got a joint
it’ll be a lot cooler if he did come on
the guy only wants to be part of the
game the high school game essentially
this slacker is 1993 McConaughey without
all the fame and accolades he’s just
living let me tell you this older you do
get more rules you’re gonna try to get
you to follow you just gotta keep living
man Li VI in number two Jeff Spicoli
Fast Times at Ridgemont High no shirt no
shoes
many stoners and slackers like to take
the long route to school but this guy
well he literally rolls out of some sort
of up in smoke vehicle if Jeff Spicoli
isn’t making his classmates laugh by
taking off his shirt in a public
restaurant you guys had shirts out when
he came in here or ordering pizza while
in school Florida the devil’s cheese and
sausage he’s walking around with a
perpetual sour orange bass as he tries
to figure out all the complexities of
the world the character was actually
written by Cameron Crowe based on his
undercover experiences at a San Diego
High School and it made a star out of
the one and only Sean Penn I know mr.
Spicoli
and again before we unveil our top pick
here are a few honorable mentions
there’s no point to any of a random
lottery of meaningless tragedy in a
series of near escapes what do you do in
the basement you’re not cleaning it you
really want to know you didn’t like it
last time we had this ok no you’re right
I don’t I don’t know okay wait
if you guys are really us what number we
thinking of 69 dudes oh you know
actually I was um accepted to Divinity
School really mm-hmm
so what happened well it’s like st.
Augustine said you know lord give me
chastity in virtue but not just yet how
you gonna sell bud and you smoked number
one
Jeff the dude Lebowski The Big Lebowski
there can only be one king of movie
slackers and it’s only appropriate that
we crown the Coen brothers middle-aged
Beach bro with the title especially
considering he actually calls himself
the dude I’m the dude so that’s what you
called me you know that or his dude
nasur Deuter or you know el duderino if
you’re not into the whole brevity thing
he’s the guy that you might want to
smoke a joint with within the protection
of your own home but if you associate
with Jeffery anywhere else you might
find yourself in a tiny bit of trouble
why because the dude has no filter man
and he will up your day yeah well you
know that’s just like your opinion man
but hey man isn’t that what it’s all
about living each day to its fullest
what do you do for recreation drive
around
the occasional acid flashback
that’s how Jeffrey Lebowski gets down
because he’s the dude man
yeah well the dude abides do you agree
with our list you know this man what’s
your favorite movie slacker
good party where’d you cut this jacket
for more mind-blowing top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com your mum rang about going
around tomorrow night and then Liz rang
about the two of you in out tonight and
then your mum ran back to see if I
wanted to eat her out tonight
what
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