Jiminy Cricket he flew the coop it’s
time to go out on a laughs welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top 10 funniest
movie quotes of the 2010s
hey God no turned it sideways kill shot
kill shot for this list we’re taking a
look at the most hilarious quotes for
movies from the 2010s that have had the
most staying power that one is ultra
ribbed it’s like you’re wearing an
armadillo shell on your privates these
jokes must be funny without context and
not simply because of a visual gag or
excellent delivery and they do not have
to be featured in comedy movies this is
part of a series of videos spanning the
decades it must be some kind of Hot Tub
Time Machine number 10 finish him like a
cheesecake pitch perfect Oh slow down
yeah great funny lines don’t always have
to come with amateur content warning one
of the most evident examples of this
comes courtesy of the female-driven cast
of pitch perfect
rebel Wilson’s fat Amy steals the film’s
best one-liners her finest moment
involving a drive-by sabotage while
pumping and dumping fat Amy is stricken
with a burrito by a member of their
rival acapella group the Treblemakers
the only thing funnier than fat Amy’s
immediate reaction to getting shot is
her solemn vow of revenge
it’s an akka larious line with delivery
worthy of John Belushi or Chris Farley
Oh show him us we’re gonna finish you
like a cheesecake number 9 monkey on
rollerskates The Dictator hey
sub-saharan do you think you could give
me 100 child soldiers here by 5:00 p.m.
while they’re playing a Kazakhstan e
television personality or the Admiral
general president prime minister of
wadiya you can always expect something
sexist racist utterly wrong and horribly
hysterical to come from the mouth of
Sasha Baron Cohen from the mountaintops
of North Korea to the jungles of
Zimbabwe with every child laborer and
sweatshop factory worker sing oppressed
at last oppress table he does not
disappoint in The Dictator in which a
fossil Adeem belittles every demographic
that’s undergone any form of oppression
I’m pregnant are you having a boy or an
abortion his crowning disparagement has
got to be the shockingly riotous
comparison between educated women and
athletically inclined primates it’s not
for the easily offended but it is for
anybody with an open sense of humor I
love it when women go to school it’s
like seeing a monkey on rollerskates it
means nothing to them but it’s so
adorable for us number eight
vegan begone Scott Pilgrim vs. the world
Scott Pilgrim vs. the world comes
equipped with a library of bizarrely
badass one-liners that were destined to
become embedded in pop culture on the
road to defeating his dream girlz seven
evil exes Scott faces off with a
telekinetic vegan named Todd Ingraham
Todd’s bacon along with a headbutt our
hero finishes the vegan off with a
witticism that essentially sums up the
movies entire tone epic while being
laid-back corny while being self-aware
and 100% awesome every step of the way
you once were a vegan but now you will
be gone Scott deserves more than 3000
points for that singer number 7 who the
hell is Julius Caesar anchorman 2 the
legend continues
now I know this is tricky given your
relationship so I’m going to give you
the evening to think about it just as
Ron Burgundy’s legend continues
so does Will Ferrell streak of
unforgettable lines having made one of
the most quotable movies ever with
anchorman Ferrell had enormous standards
to live up to
with the long awaited sequel having a
shitty day fuckstick 60% of the time
though this comedy hit it out of the
park every time among the film’s
countless one-liners this is the one
we’d like to see on a t-shirt awesome
what for you Julius Caesar let’s just
say it demonstrates that Ron understands
Roman history about as well as he
understands basketball or Spanish for
that matter who the hell is Julius
Caesar you know I don’t follow the NBA
number six your farts aren’t manly the
other guys you’re going with me
it’s a wooden gun while we can buy mark
Whalberg as a cop
Will Ferrell is a harder sell I’ve
always got Little River Band loaded up
here I got six Distan here Wahlberg’s
Terry bluntly lets his partner allen
know that he’s not police material
throughout the other guys I would go out
of my way to attack you if I were lying
and you were tuna I would swim out in
the middle of the ocean and freakin eat
you and then I bang your tuna girlfriend
he does this by comparing Allen to a
tuna and even more hysterically
criticizing the masculinity of his farts
I’ve said the dirty face numerous times
I was really honest about that walking
away from explosions and jumping off
buildings might be macho but it’s the
fortitude of one’s farts that defines
them as a man in Allen’s case his farts
are about as dominating as well we’ll
let Terry tell you you know what you
know what’s worse the way your fart in
your farts they’re not manly you’re
being ridiculous ound like a baby
blowing out the candles on a birthday
cake what a little bit number five I
love you girls
Ted Laurie hey you’re home early who
would have thought that one of the
crudest most foul-mouthed and funniest
characters of this decade would be a
cute teddy bear nobody’s ever talked to
me like that before that’s cuz
everyone’s mouth is usually fully a
wife’s box
you’re hired
shit seeing how Seth MacFarlane made a
drunken dog and a talking baby into
adult cartoon icons though we shouldn’t
be that surprised at how uproarious Ted
turned out oh where are my manners
Laurie this is angelique heavenly
Shireen and Sauvignon Blanc the title
character scores one laugh after another
but the biggest comes when Ted praises
for prostitutes and in particular their
dads try all you like but your teddy
bear won’t top that unless you stick a
gangster rap mixtape in your Teddy
Ruxpin doll I love you girls you know
somewhere out there are four terrible
fathers I wish I could thank for this
great night
number four Mumford and Sons concert 22
Jump Street Vince
yes so we’re going to actual call is not
online college as Captain Dixon IceCube
dishes out some of the best lines
throughout the Jump Street films most
notably a comment towards Schmidt
concerning his babyface clearly I wasn’t
talking to you big titties you cherub
looking mother it’s Jonah Hill who
merits the franchise’s most quotable
line though as he goes undercover as a
stereotypical Mexican narcotics dealer
you’re sleepy was so homie you know my
cousin’s a boy think you got the wrong
guy homes encountering a drug lord
played by Peter storm are a Schmidt gets
a little too into character and
confidently compares the criminal to a
certain British folk rock band Schmidt
may talk big but he’s no match for their
octopus check it out shut up
hi where’d you find his gringo man get
Mumford & Sons concert issue number
three climb that like a tree bridesmaids
ready to partay you win where to start
bridesmaids encompasses so much humorous
dialogue that it achieved an original
screenplay Oscar nomination a good
percentage of the hilarity is derived
from Megan who asserts upfront that she
isn’t afraid to say whatever pops into
her head
I met a dolphin down there and I swear
to God that dolphin looked not at me but
into my soul into my goddamn soul Annie
whether talking about her experience
after falling off a cruise ship or
discussing her aspirations to get with a
certain fella there is no filter on her
melissa mccarthy brings great timing to
every line she says earning her an Oscar
nomination
– I’m not he’s not I’m not with him
all right I’m glad he’s single because
I’m gonna climb that like a tree number
two preferred suicide method Hot Tub
Time Machine look who’s awake
what’s up a sad exit to an often equally
sad existence suicide is never a funny
topic unless it involves your juk you
look just like my friend Nick and you
look like my friend Adam but you
wouldn’t be those guys because I have
been calling and calling them and they
have returned my call
so listen after what appears to be a
failed suicide attempt
Lulu lands in the hospital and his best
buddies come to visit
I didn’t can try and kill myself Lou
insists that he wasn’t trying to off
himself however if he was he would have
succeeded and been awesome at it I
wanted to kill myself
I kill myself I’d be awesome at it a
shotgun to the dick Lou’s preferred
method of suicide which shooting himself
in the nether region necessarily kill
Lou though plausibility aside this is
still aligned we’ll be quoting until the
end of time oh shit did I get that on
you damn it Gian it’s only pee before we
crack up at our top pick here are a few
honorable mentions who’s not crying Alan
there’s a bearded devil you like that
you you smiled at me with a hell of the
bag of marshmallows because I like
marshmallows you psych out I almost had
my dick ripped off and then I shot Santa
Claus in the fucking face he’s real and
I shot him in the face why
you’re looking so well darling you
really are they’ve done a marvelous job
and enema sort of cream they’ve put on
you down at the morgue but I want some
number one welcome to the 21st century
Buck Rogers this is the end I was raised
in the house of women
I highly doubt they taught you you close
your eyes come wherever you want it
brings together an assortment of this
generations funniest people so how could
this is the end be anything short of a
laugh riot as Earth’s remaining
population slowly loses their patience
minds and humanity I mean you can all
work up a row important egg they revert
from being Neanderthals that jerk off to
internet porn to Neanderthals that jerk
off to magazines Danny McBride’s
inability to keep it in his pants and
James Franco’s discovery of his
houseguests in essence prompts this
priceless line who has gotten in porno
mags anymore welcome to the 21st century
Buck Rogers you designed a house iPads
in the walls here jerking your dick like
a goddamn pilgrim well it’s better than
what would have happened if Emma Watson
had stuck around
Hermione just stole all of our shit look
bitty-ass 20y old jacked us and then je
suggested that we all rape her and now
she’s gone I didn’t I I was just I out
do you agree with our list what do you
think is the funniest quote of the 2010s
well the rebel bases where are the rebel
bases
sorry suneson for more entertaining top
10s published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com right any
idea what you might do next gonna head
back to LA got a good group of buddies
out there Oh Jay Simpson Phil Spector
Robert Blake sounds like a fun crew
you
time to go out on a laughs welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top 10 funniest
movie quotes of the 2010s
hey God no turned it sideways kill shot
kill shot for this list we’re taking a
look at the most hilarious quotes for
movies from the 2010s that have had the
most staying power that one is ultra
ribbed it’s like you’re wearing an
armadillo shell on your privates these
jokes must be funny without context and
not simply because of a visual gag or
excellent delivery and they do not have
to be featured in comedy movies this is
part of a series of videos spanning the
decades it must be some kind of Hot Tub
Time Machine number 10 finish him like a
cheesecake pitch perfect Oh slow down
yeah great funny lines don’t always have
to come with amateur content warning one
of the most evident examples of this
comes courtesy of the female-driven cast
of pitch perfect
rebel Wilson’s fat Amy steals the film’s
best one-liners her finest moment
involving a drive-by sabotage while
pumping and dumping fat Amy is stricken
with a burrito by a member of their
rival acapella group the Treblemakers
the only thing funnier than fat Amy’s
immediate reaction to getting shot is
her solemn vow of revenge
it’s an akka larious line with delivery
worthy of John Belushi or Chris Farley
Oh show him us we’re gonna finish you
like a cheesecake number 9 monkey on
rollerskates The Dictator hey
sub-saharan do you think you could give
me 100 child soldiers here by 5:00 p.m.
while they’re playing a Kazakhstan e
television personality or the Admiral
general president prime minister of
wadiya you can always expect something
sexist racist utterly wrong and horribly
hysterical to come from the mouth of
Sasha Baron Cohen from the mountaintops
of North Korea to the jungles of
Zimbabwe with every child laborer and
sweatshop factory worker sing oppressed
at last oppress table he does not
disappoint in The Dictator in which a
fossil Adeem belittles every demographic
that’s undergone any form of oppression
I’m pregnant are you having a boy or an
abortion his crowning disparagement has
got to be the shockingly riotous
comparison between educated women and
athletically inclined primates it’s not
for the easily offended but it is for
anybody with an open sense of humor I
love it when women go to school it’s
like seeing a monkey on rollerskates it
means nothing to them but it’s so
adorable for us number eight
vegan begone Scott Pilgrim vs. the world
Scott Pilgrim vs. the world comes
equipped with a library of bizarrely
badass one-liners that were destined to
become embedded in pop culture on the
road to defeating his dream girlz seven
evil exes Scott faces off with a
telekinetic vegan named Todd Ingraham
Todd’s bacon along with a headbutt our
hero finishes the vegan off with a
witticism that essentially sums up the
movies entire tone epic while being
laid-back corny while being self-aware
and 100% awesome every step of the way
you once were a vegan but now you will
be gone Scott deserves more than 3000
points for that singer number 7 who the
hell is Julius Caesar anchorman 2 the
legend continues
now I know this is tricky given your
relationship so I’m going to give you
the evening to think about it just as
Ron Burgundy’s legend continues
so does Will Ferrell streak of
unforgettable lines having made one of
the most quotable movies ever with
anchorman Ferrell had enormous standards
to live up to
with the long awaited sequel having a
shitty day fuckstick 60% of the time
though this comedy hit it out of the
park every time among the film’s
countless one-liners this is the one
we’d like to see on a t-shirt awesome
what for you Julius Caesar let’s just
say it demonstrates that Ron understands
Roman history about as well as he
understands basketball or Spanish for
that matter who the hell is Julius
Caesar you know I don’t follow the NBA
number six your farts aren’t manly the
other guys you’re going with me
it’s a wooden gun while we can buy mark
Whalberg as a cop
Will Ferrell is a harder sell I’ve
always got Little River Band loaded up
here I got six Distan here Wahlberg’s
Terry bluntly lets his partner allen
know that he’s not police material
throughout the other guys I would go out
of my way to attack you if I were lying
and you were tuna I would swim out in
the middle of the ocean and freakin eat
you and then I bang your tuna girlfriend
he does this by comparing Allen to a
tuna and even more hysterically
criticizing the masculinity of his farts
I’ve said the dirty face numerous times
I was really honest about that walking
away from explosions and jumping off
buildings might be macho but it’s the
fortitude of one’s farts that defines
them as a man in Allen’s case his farts
are about as dominating as well we’ll
let Terry tell you you know what you
know what’s worse the way your fart in
your farts they’re not manly you’re
being ridiculous ound like a baby
blowing out the candles on a birthday
cake what a little bit number five I
love you girls
Ted Laurie hey you’re home early who
would have thought that one of the
crudest most foul-mouthed and funniest
characters of this decade would be a
cute teddy bear nobody’s ever talked to
me like that before that’s cuz
everyone’s mouth is usually fully a
wife’s box
you’re hired
shit seeing how Seth MacFarlane made a
drunken dog and a talking baby into
adult cartoon icons though we shouldn’t
be that surprised at how uproarious Ted
turned out oh where are my manners
Laurie this is angelique heavenly
Shireen and Sauvignon Blanc the title
character scores one laugh after another
but the biggest comes when Ted praises
for prostitutes and in particular their
dads try all you like but your teddy
bear won’t top that unless you stick a
gangster rap mixtape in your Teddy
Ruxpin doll I love you girls you know
somewhere out there are four terrible
fathers I wish I could thank for this
great night
number four Mumford and Sons concert 22
Jump Street Vince
yes so we’re going to actual call is not
online college as Captain Dixon IceCube
dishes out some of the best lines
throughout the Jump Street films most
notably a comment towards Schmidt
concerning his babyface clearly I wasn’t
talking to you big titties you cherub
looking mother it’s Jonah Hill who
merits the franchise’s most quotable
line though as he goes undercover as a
stereotypical Mexican narcotics dealer
you’re sleepy was so homie you know my
cousin’s a boy think you got the wrong
guy homes encountering a drug lord
played by Peter storm are a Schmidt gets
a little too into character and
confidently compares the criminal to a
certain British folk rock band Schmidt
may talk big but he’s no match for their
octopus check it out shut up
hi where’d you find his gringo man get
Mumford & Sons concert issue number
three climb that like a tree bridesmaids
ready to partay you win where to start
bridesmaids encompasses so much humorous
dialogue that it achieved an original
screenplay Oscar nomination a good
percentage of the hilarity is derived
from Megan who asserts upfront that she
isn’t afraid to say whatever pops into
her head
I met a dolphin down there and I swear
to God that dolphin looked not at me but
into my soul into my goddamn soul Annie
whether talking about her experience
after falling off a cruise ship or
discussing her aspirations to get with a
certain fella there is no filter on her
melissa mccarthy brings great timing to
every line she says earning her an Oscar
nomination
– I’m not he’s not I’m not with him
all right I’m glad he’s single because
I’m gonna climb that like a tree number
two preferred suicide method Hot Tub
Time Machine look who’s awake
what’s up a sad exit to an often equally
sad existence suicide is never a funny
topic unless it involves your juk you
look just like my friend Nick and you
look like my friend Adam but you
wouldn’t be those guys because I have
been calling and calling them and they
have returned my call
so listen after what appears to be a
failed suicide attempt
Lulu lands in the hospital and his best
buddies come to visit
I didn’t can try and kill myself Lou
insists that he wasn’t trying to off
himself however if he was he would have
succeeded and been awesome at it I
wanted to kill myself
I kill myself I’d be awesome at it a
shotgun to the dick Lou’s preferred
method of suicide which shooting himself
in the nether region necessarily kill
Lou though plausibility aside this is
still aligned we’ll be quoting until the
end of time oh shit did I get that on
you damn it Gian it’s only pee before we
crack up at our top pick here are a few
honorable mentions who’s not crying Alan
there’s a bearded devil you like that
you you smiled at me with a hell of the
bag of marshmallows because I like
marshmallows you psych out I almost had
my dick ripped off and then I shot Santa
Claus in the fucking face he’s real and
I shot him in the face why
you’re looking so well darling you
really are they’ve done a marvelous job
and enema sort of cream they’ve put on
you down at the morgue but I want some
number one welcome to the 21st century
Buck Rogers this is the end I was raised
in the house of women
I highly doubt they taught you you close
your eyes come wherever you want it
brings together an assortment of this
generations funniest people so how could
this is the end be anything short of a
laugh riot as Earth’s remaining
population slowly loses their patience
minds and humanity I mean you can all
work up a row important egg they revert
from being Neanderthals that jerk off to
internet porn to Neanderthals that jerk
off to magazines Danny McBride’s
inability to keep it in his pants and
James Franco’s discovery of his
houseguests in essence prompts this
priceless line who has gotten in porno
mags anymore welcome to the 21st century
Buck Rogers you designed a house iPads
in the walls here jerking your dick like
a goddamn pilgrim well it’s better than
what would have happened if Emma Watson
had stuck around
Hermione just stole all of our shit look
bitty-ass 20y old jacked us and then je
suggested that we all rape her and now
she’s gone I didn’t I I was just I out
do you agree with our list what do you
think is the funniest quote of the 2010s
well the rebel bases where are the rebel
bases
sorry suneson for more entertaining top
10s published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com right any
idea what you might do next gonna head
back to LA got a good group of buddies
out there Oh Jay Simpson Phil Spector
Robert Blake sounds like a fun crew
you
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