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tribute to what we believe are the
funniest non sequiturs tangents and/or
interrupting scenes of Seth MacFarlane’s
hit animated sitcom based on the set up
context and punchline we’ll only be
covering the actual cutaway scenes so TV
spoofs fresh out of the Griffin family’s
television are ruled out while the gags
themselves are usually irrelevant to the
main episode plot the setup could have
potential spoilers number 10 Will
Smith’s a nice clean wrap after
successfully winning over the popular
kids
Stewie thinks that he’s even better than
Will Smith’s a nice clean wrap we then
cut to the fresh prince himself in the
recording booth laying down a lukewarm
beat about good behavior I respect women
when I’m on a date I take him to the
park I may be a museum man I only try to
kiss him the DVD commentary states that
this cutaway was a jab at Will Smith’s
rap song parents just don’t understand
she would expect someone with Smith’s
comedic abilities to be a little less
kid-friendly with his music but to be
fair his early work wasn’t like your
typical vulgar rap numbers wipe your
shoes on the mat when you come in the
house someone just clean that flow this
gag just takes that back to hilarious
new levels showing what would happen if
he went full-on squeaky clean with his
music number 9 fire trucks documentary
on National Geographic after answering
an easy trivia question during game
night Peter counts his blessings that he
watched a National Geographic special
about fire trucks we then cut to a small
snippet from the Afro mentioned
documentary where we see a fire truck
stocking an animal herd not unlike a
lion once it’s found its meal the truck
protects it from savage ambulances
hoping to snag a bike the ambulances
will have to wait their turn this gag is
too ridiculous to not be funny and it
even has a followup near the end of the
episode
Peter catches a fire trucks talking
outside his house but the truck shows
him why it’s the king of the emergency
vehicles number eight stubborn as a mule
once the Griffins arrived in Texas Brian
warns the family that Texans can be as
stubborn as a mule nope sorry Kevin
Bacon wasn’t in Footloose to emphasize
his point we’re then shown a cutaway of
a mule arguing with a friend refusing to
admit that Kevin Bacon was in 1984
Footloose even though he totally was his
friend tries to make him see reason
but the mule is not having any of it he
constantly blocks out the protest and
ends the argument in the loudest way
possible no one knows Kevin was no no it
was know not only does the cutaway end
hilariously it’s also relatable for
anyone who’s had to deal with that one
jerk who can’t stand being wrong about
anything facts or no facts number seven
Robert loggia at the airport what’s
worse than having to wait in line how
about waiting behind someone who’s
taking way too long at the check-in
clerk may I have your name please
Robert loggia can you spell that for me
certainly that’s Robert loggia R as in
Robert loggia Oh as in oh my god it’s
Robert loggia Peter recalls a time when
he was forced to experience this very
scenario when he was stuck behind Robert
loggia checking in at the airport that
doesn’t sound so bad except Robert
agonizingly spells out his name with
expressions about calling attention to
himself
t is in Tim look over there it’s Robert
loggia space l as in look it’s robert
loggia we can’t say if robert was really
like this but the situation is just too
bizarre to not be funny especially
considering how frustrating going
through an airport really is the one
downside is that we don’t get to hear
Robert finish spelling himself out okay
number six Stewie’s relaxation spot
before the Griffins head out for a
relaxing weekend
Stewie thinks back to his personal
favorite relaxation spot we then
immediately cut to the toddler dancing
shirtless at a nightclub surrounded by
muscular also shirtless men with high
energy music blasting through the
speakers it’s hard to tell what the
major punchline of this gag is is it
poking fun at Stewie’s ambiguous
sexuality or is it the fact that he
finds relaxation in a crowded nightclub
with loud thumping music
[Music]
either way it offers a short and funny
look into how our favorite sociopathic
baby unwinds after a long stressful day
of plotting and scheming number five
Alan Rickman calls himself while waiting
for Cleveland
Peter remarks that his beer looks
lonelier than Alan Rickman’s answering
machine immediately we cut to set
answering machine where Alan Rickman
calls himself for a few friendly
reminders you’ve reached alan rickman at
5:01
– please leave a message
it’s sad that people are too scared to
give Alan a call but it’s also
hysterical to hear such simple memos to
himself being spoken in his trademark
steady intimidating tone obviously they
couldn’t get the real Alan to voice
himself it would have been a miracle if
they could but Alex Salkin does a fairly
impressive impersonation right down to
his mannerisms Alan it’s me again
remember that turtle joke for the party
if Alan were still alive today we’re
sure he’d be flattered
or at least have a good chuckle number
four Peter joining book club Peter gets
invited to Ryan Reynolds housewarming
party and he believes it’ll be way more
fun than what usually happens on Friday
nights at the Griffin home it turns out
that Friday is the night Lois hosts her
book club meeting she invites Peter to
join them he cheerfully says yes and
then gruesomely breaks his own neck yeah
that sounds great
anything beats what goes on at my house
Friday nights hey Lois what’s going on
here oh it’s my book club Peter
join us oh okay it’s true that not
everyone wants to be dragged into a book
club but this is a bit of an
overreaction on Peters part on the other
hand maybe he just doesn’t want to
relive his last book club meeting here’s
another thing the book can also be a hat
either way that is definitely one
graphically effective method to escape
an unwanted situation number three
ladies and gentlemen mr. Conway Twitty
whenever anyone especially Peter needs a
quick distraction from an awkward moment
a poorly done joke or to pad out the
show they call on a little help from the
late Conway Twitty lady
gentlemen mr. Conway Twitty
after those six little words been cut to
a short video of mr. twiggy’s musical
performances every now and then altered
with photoshopped head wherefore the
musician ladies and gentlemen mr. Conway
beaver while not always used gracefully
this has become one of family guy’s most
memorable running gags and it definitely
fulfills the need to create a diversion
now ladies and gentlemen mr. Conway
Twitty
it could also be seen as a funny tribute
to the departed musician though mr.
Twitty might not see it that way
Conway Twitty says cut it out just write
a joke number two Peters life narrated
by Peter when Peter worries about
Chris’s new phase Lois and Brian remind
him of one of his own previous stages
when he spent two weeks narrating his
own life I looked with a grimace that
the questionable meal Lois had placed in
front of me of course I’d never tell her
how disgusted I was with her cooking but
somehow I think she knew we then cut to
this aggravating phase in action as
Peter narrates while eating dinner with
Lois only to hurt her feelings with some
rather insensitive storytelling Lois
rightfully cleans his clock only for him
to wake up hours later and pick up where
he left off I awoke several hours later
in a daze not only is it humorous to see
karma literally punch Peter in the face
it also shows that he’s actually a
fairly decent storyteller if only he
could control his own words before we
reveal our number 1 cutaway gag here are
some honorable mentions
oh this isn’t even bigger jackpot than
when the Emperor figured out the formula
for great Star Wars dialogue something
something something dark side something
something something complete my Lois all
I gotta do is have a spiritual vision
before oh my god Brian there’s a message
in my alphabets it says o Peter those
are Cheerios well this was a lot of
effort for nothing like trying to tell
Matthew McConaughey how much he sucks
you know Matthew I may not ever get
another chance to say this so I just
want to get this off my chest
you are just awful you’re one of the
worst actors in the history of film and
I think that you need to go away thanks
man the truth is I spend at least 90% of
my year going away exploring exotic
places having sex with my beautiful
girlfriend just doing situps
number one Chester cheetahs addiction I
would have all the food mascots Chester
cheetah was arguably one of the coolest
until he gave him a handful of Cheetos
then he was dangerously cheesy when
Stewie thinks himself cooler than
Chester we see a
new side of our favorite cheetah one
that inhales Cheetos like cocaine and
smashes his hand while listening to
heavy rock there was no drummer better
than Neil Peart it ain’t easy being
cheesy this is a prime example of one of
the show’s most hysterical cutaway gags
showing the dark side to our favorite
cartoon or TV characters has they become
more and more like rundown celebrities
than fictional people further proving
that we really have lost those good
old-fashioned values do you agree with
our picks check out these other great
clips from WatchMojo and be sure to
subscribe and ring the bell to be notified about our latest videos
time we made that countdown video
welcome to watchmojo.com a scenes on
Family Guy before we begin we publish
new content every day so be sure to
subscribe to our Channel and ring the
bell to get notified about our latest
videos for this list we’re paying
tribute to what we believe are the
funniest non sequiturs tangents and/or
interrupting scenes of Seth MacFarlane’s
hit animated sitcom based on the set up
context and punchline we’ll only be
covering the actual cutaway scenes so TV
spoofs fresh out of the Griffin family’s
television are ruled out while the gags
themselves are usually irrelevant to the
main episode plot the setup could have
potential spoilers number 10 Will
Smith’s a nice clean wrap after
successfully winning over the popular
kids
Stewie thinks that he’s even better than
Will Smith’s a nice clean wrap we then
cut to the fresh prince himself in the
recording booth laying down a lukewarm
beat about good behavior I respect women
when I’m on a date I take him to the
park I may be a museum man I only try to
kiss him the DVD commentary states that
this cutaway was a jab at Will Smith’s
rap song parents just don’t understand
she would expect someone with Smith’s
comedic abilities to be a little less
kid-friendly with his music but to be
fair his early work wasn’t like your
typical vulgar rap numbers wipe your
shoes on the mat when you come in the
house someone just clean that flow this
gag just takes that back to hilarious
new levels showing what would happen if
he went full-on squeaky clean with his
music number 9 fire trucks documentary
on National Geographic after answering
an easy trivia question during game
night Peter counts his blessings that he
watched a National Geographic special
about fire trucks we then cut to a small
snippet from the Afro mentioned
documentary where we see a fire truck
stocking an animal herd not unlike a
lion once it’s found its meal the truck
protects it from savage ambulances
hoping to snag a bike the ambulances
will have to wait their turn this gag is
too ridiculous to not be funny and it
even has a followup near the end of the
episode
Peter catches a fire trucks talking
outside his house but the truck shows
him why it’s the king of the emergency
vehicles number eight stubborn as a mule
once the Griffins arrived in Texas Brian
warns the family that Texans can be as
stubborn as a mule nope sorry Kevin
Bacon wasn’t in Footloose to emphasize
his point we’re then shown a cutaway of
a mule arguing with a friend refusing to
admit that Kevin Bacon was in 1984
Footloose even though he totally was his
friend tries to make him see reason
but the mule is not having any of it he
constantly blocks out the protest and
ends the argument in the loudest way
possible no one knows Kevin was no no it
was know not only does the cutaway end
hilariously it’s also relatable for
anyone who’s had to deal with that one
jerk who can’t stand being wrong about
anything facts or no facts number seven
Robert loggia at the airport what’s
worse than having to wait in line how
about waiting behind someone who’s
taking way too long at the check-in
clerk may I have your name please
Robert loggia can you spell that for me
certainly that’s Robert loggia R as in
Robert loggia Oh as in oh my god it’s
Robert loggia Peter recalls a time when
he was forced to experience this very
scenario when he was stuck behind Robert
loggia checking in at the airport that
doesn’t sound so bad except Robert
agonizingly spells out his name with
expressions about calling attention to
himself
t is in Tim look over there it’s Robert
loggia space l as in look it’s robert
loggia we can’t say if robert was really
like this but the situation is just too
bizarre to not be funny especially
considering how frustrating going
through an airport really is the one
downside is that we don’t get to hear
Robert finish spelling himself out okay
number six Stewie’s relaxation spot
before the Griffins head out for a
relaxing weekend
Stewie thinks back to his personal
favorite relaxation spot we then
immediately cut to the toddler dancing
shirtless at a nightclub surrounded by
muscular also shirtless men with high
energy music blasting through the
speakers it’s hard to tell what the
major punchline of this gag is is it
poking fun at Stewie’s ambiguous
sexuality or is it the fact that he
finds relaxation in a crowded nightclub
with loud thumping music
[Music]
either way it offers a short and funny
look into how our favorite sociopathic
baby unwinds after a long stressful day
of plotting and scheming number five
Alan Rickman calls himself while waiting
for Cleveland
Peter remarks that his beer looks
lonelier than Alan Rickman’s answering
machine immediately we cut to set
answering machine where Alan Rickman
calls himself for a few friendly
reminders you’ve reached alan rickman at
5:01
– please leave a message
it’s sad that people are too scared to
give Alan a call but it’s also
hysterical to hear such simple memos to
himself being spoken in his trademark
steady intimidating tone obviously they
couldn’t get the real Alan to voice
himself it would have been a miracle if
they could but Alex Salkin does a fairly
impressive impersonation right down to
his mannerisms Alan it’s me again
remember that turtle joke for the party
if Alan were still alive today we’re
sure he’d be flattered
or at least have a good chuckle number
four Peter joining book club Peter gets
invited to Ryan Reynolds housewarming
party and he believes it’ll be way more
fun than what usually happens on Friday
nights at the Griffin home it turns out
that Friday is the night Lois hosts her
book club meeting she invites Peter to
join them he cheerfully says yes and
then gruesomely breaks his own neck yeah
that sounds great
anything beats what goes on at my house
Friday nights hey Lois what’s going on
here oh it’s my book club Peter
join us oh okay it’s true that not
everyone wants to be dragged into a book
club but this is a bit of an
overreaction on Peters part on the other
hand maybe he just doesn’t want to
relive his last book club meeting here’s
another thing the book can also be a hat
either way that is definitely one
graphically effective method to escape
an unwanted situation number three
ladies and gentlemen mr. Conway Twitty
whenever anyone especially Peter needs a
quick distraction from an awkward moment
a poorly done joke or to pad out the
show they call on a little help from the
late Conway Twitty lady
gentlemen mr. Conway Twitty
after those six little words been cut to
a short video of mr. twiggy’s musical
performances every now and then altered
with photoshopped head wherefore the
musician ladies and gentlemen mr. Conway
beaver while not always used gracefully
this has become one of family guy’s most
memorable running gags and it definitely
fulfills the need to create a diversion
now ladies and gentlemen mr. Conway
Twitty
it could also be seen as a funny tribute
to the departed musician though mr.
Twitty might not see it that way
Conway Twitty says cut it out just write
a joke number two Peters life narrated
by Peter when Peter worries about
Chris’s new phase Lois and Brian remind
him of one of his own previous stages
when he spent two weeks narrating his
own life I looked with a grimace that
the questionable meal Lois had placed in
front of me of course I’d never tell her
how disgusted I was with her cooking but
somehow I think she knew we then cut to
this aggravating phase in action as
Peter narrates while eating dinner with
Lois only to hurt her feelings with some
rather insensitive storytelling Lois
rightfully cleans his clock only for him
to wake up hours later and pick up where
he left off I awoke several hours later
in a daze not only is it humorous to see
karma literally punch Peter in the face
it also shows that he’s actually a
fairly decent storyteller if only he
could control his own words before we
reveal our number 1 cutaway gag here are
some honorable mentions
oh this isn’t even bigger jackpot than
when the Emperor figured out the formula
for great Star Wars dialogue something
something something dark side something
something something complete my Lois all
I gotta do is have a spiritual vision
before oh my god Brian there’s a message
in my alphabets it says o Peter those
are Cheerios well this was a lot of
effort for nothing like trying to tell
Matthew McConaughey how much he sucks
you know Matthew I may not ever get
another chance to say this so I just
want to get this off my chest
you are just awful you’re one of the
worst actors in the history of film and
I think that you need to go away thanks
man the truth is I spend at least 90% of
my year going away exploring exotic
places having sex with my beautiful
girlfriend just doing situps
number one Chester cheetahs addiction I
would have all the food mascots Chester
cheetah was arguably one of the coolest
until he gave him a handful of Cheetos
then he was dangerously cheesy when
Stewie thinks himself cooler than
Chester we see a
new side of our favorite cheetah one
that inhales Cheetos like cocaine and
smashes his hand while listening to
heavy rock there was no drummer better
than Neil Peart it ain’t easy being
cheesy this is a prime example of one of
the show’s most hysterical cutaway gags
showing the dark side to our favorite
cartoon or TV characters has they become
more and more like rundown celebrities
than fictional people further proving
that we really have lost those good
old-fashioned values do you agree with
our picks check out these other great
clips from WatchMojo and be sure to
subscribe and ring the bell to be notified about our latest videos
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