you know Eric we’ve been thinking a lot
about you lately and well that’s why we
wrote this list welcome to watchmojo.com
and today we’ll be counting down our
picks for the top 10 Eric Cartman songs
[Music]
before we begin we publish new videos
every day
so be sure to subscribe for more great
content for this list where membrane
some of the most indelible serenades
featuring our favorite foul-mouthed
elementary student these songs could be
original pieces thought up by Cartman
himself or covers of timeless classics
since some of these songs are a smidge
unsavory we’re adding a mature warning
just to be safe number 10 in the ghetto
when Stan Kyle and Eric make their way
over to Kenny’s house for a sleepover
Eric can’t resist taking jabs at Kenny’s
impoverished neighborhood singing Elvis
Presley’s in the ghetto Eric takes
delight in the melodic Verve of his own
voice without any connaissance of his
volume getting shush by Stan doesn’t
seem to stir any manners either Eric’s
awful manners as a house guest are
slightly ironic since he has no idea
that he and the boys were actually sent
over to Kenny’s house to catch Kenny’s
dreaded chickenpox their moms want them
to catch it while they’re young oh yeah
catch what nothing okay come on it and I
was just making dinner
number nine I’m not the poorest kid in
school looking brighter gray skies are
turning blue
cuz I not the pocket if you just tell
Cartman that he’s not the poorest kid at
school and the boy is stoked after Kenny
moves to another town
Eric learns with butters that he’s now
the poorest kid at South Park Elementary
suffice it to say that Cartman just
can’t even what
well the arrival of the even less
fortunate Jacob hallory calls for the
first version of this tune it’s Kenny’s
return that allows for Cartman to really
rejoice his self-serving bliss gets his
fingers snapping and his toes that
happen and in true South Park fashion
this moment of levity is cut short by a
giant reptilian bird that swoops down
and kills poor Kenny thus returning
Cartman to his social status as the
poorest kid in school
number 8 Somalian pirate sweet who could
ever forget Cartman’s rollicking high
seas adventure with a band of Somalian
pirates
it’s these times of adventure when
Cartman proves that his musical chops
are as sharp as his Cutlass will brave
the squirrels and bust your balls
Somalian pirates wee while pillaging and
plundering the Indian Ocean with
cutlasses and lightsabers Cartman and
his crew make time for a boisterous sea
shanty that’ll blow you down and rouse
your spirits
can we get a yo-ho-ho and a tricky lot
II do being a dastardly pirate is like
second nature for Eric Cartman and
although this song might have been more
fitting for 17th century Caribbean
pirates Cartman’s seafaring musical
vigor landed him on a high note that
would make a Jolly Roger grin
number seven fingerbang hoping to become
rich and famous
Cartman Stan Kyle and Kenny hopped into
the boyband bandwagon and formed the
infamous fingerbang
Wendy also joins the band as does Stan’s
musical dad Randy completely oblivious
to the innuendo of the band’s name the
fab 4th graders performed just one
concert at the South Park Mall singing
their only song also called fingerbang
[Music]
although the band never quite soared to
success the way Cartman imagined it
arguably paved the way for future
musical endeavors like his Christian
rock band faith plus one
[Music]
number six oh holy night
[Music]
Cartman’s enchanting a majestic
rendition of this Christmas classic is
as heartwarming as it is hysterical
likewise Cartman is as clumsy as he is
stupid as he keeps forgetting the words
throughout the song
[Music]
daaah poorly dressed an accompanied by a
chorus of Christmas angels Cartman sings
the story of baby Jesus
[Music]
the result is comparable only to the
sensation of soft sweet honey being
poured in your ear by a pair of
fluttering turtle doves the spirit of
Christmas has been with the South Park
boys in many seasons with Cartman’s
adorable love for the holidays showcased
when he sings along with good ol mr.
Hankey aboard the Pooh to Train number
five give life a try while poor Eric is
having relationship troubles with Heidi
the rest of South Park is worried about
distracted driving awareness plus
there’s an idiot president who keeps
tweeting stupid things that could cause
World War three bothered by everyone
being distracted from serious issues
Cartman picks up the microphone and
addresses the lack of attention he’s
getting later in the school auditorium
tweek and Craig sing a song about
putting down your phone while being
president because if you’re a president
and you’re constantly tweeting
incoherent childish drivel and you
probably shouldn’t be a president
[Music]
Cartman steps in once more with a
freestyle rap reminding people not to be
distracted from his relationship issues
Oh number for you and Cthulhu like most
fourth graders Cartman dreams of being a
superhero and joining forces with the
ruler of darkness
the evil hate-filled Cthulhu as the Coon
Carmen befriends the interdimensional
destroyer of worlds and together they
set off on a fantastic adventure to rid
the world of all the things that Cartman
hates and what would this Odd Couple
adventure be without a kick-ass anime
inspired theme song Cartman’s peppy
little spirit soars as he rides the
winged tentacled Cthulhu on a worldwide
crusade of blood and carnage
[Music]
you’ll want to enjoy the song again and
again as it brings back those beloved
memories of Justin Bieber meeting his
doom and being crushed into oblivion yep
that’s him
so long Justin Bieber you little douche
bag number three heat of the moment my
best friend in the whole world is Kenny
mcCormick and he’s sick right now he’s
real sick
Cartman rags on Kenny a lot but deep
down he really loves his muffled little
friend so much so that he speaks to
Congress when Kenny falls terminally ill
in this heartfelt moment and adorable
sniffling Cartman finds the right words
in the timeless song by the 80s band
Asia it was the moment telling me what
your heart man the heat of the moment
shone in your head
members of Congress join in the chorus
and begin to understand the importance
of stem cell research then again maybe
it was just a hunger of the moment when
Cartman totally didn’t care about Kenny
and instead used stem cells to make a
Shakey’s Pizza wah-wah it’s still an
awesome 80s throwback though
[Music]
number two minorities at my water park
what has happened to this place
[Music]
anymore Cartman loves his waterpark but
when he discovers it occupied with
various ethnic people’s he quickly
spirals into a harrowing disconsolate
stupor of vexation the tides have turned
and he’s become a minority within his
own water park somehow though through
the woeful thicket of bewilderment
Cartman musters his feelings into the
enduring ballot of our time
[Music]
this was our dream a dream and they take
Hartmann sings this fat little heart out
well as fat little hands struggle to
grasp at the concept of different
cultures coexisting within one water
park
Cartman may be a naive little fourth
grader but you can’t deny his talent for
turning has sometimes narrow-minded
views into shiny musical pearls
[Music]
before we reveal our final pic here are
a few honorable mentions number one
Kyle’s mom’s a bitch in the South Park
movie
Cartman’s hatred of Kyle’s mom is
eloquently expressed in this fan
favorite musical number when Cartman
originally sang this on the small screen
it was when he was pissed off at Kyle’s
mom for ruining Christmas but this time
she started a war with Canada putting
Terrance and Phillip in danger
[Music]
in the big screen rendition Cartman
capers around the playground and around
the world with gusto and finesse
declaring what a big ol bitch Kyle’s mom
is this had to be our number one pick
simply because it captures the essence
of Cartman’s brazen persona Cartman
isn’t just a musical virtuoso the world
needs he’s the one it deserves
oh what a frightfully witty song
[Music]
do you agree with our picks check out
these other great clips from watch mojo
and subscribe for new videos every day
about you lately and well that’s why we
wrote this list welcome to watchmojo.com
and today we’ll be counting down our
picks for the top 10 Eric Cartman songs
[Music]
before we begin we publish new videos
every day
so be sure to subscribe for more great
content for this list where membrane
some of the most indelible serenades
featuring our favorite foul-mouthed
elementary student these songs could be
original pieces thought up by Cartman
himself or covers of timeless classics
since some of these songs are a smidge
unsavory we’re adding a mature warning
just to be safe number 10 in the ghetto
when Stan Kyle and Eric make their way
over to Kenny’s house for a sleepover
Eric can’t resist taking jabs at Kenny’s
impoverished neighborhood singing Elvis
Presley’s in the ghetto Eric takes
delight in the melodic Verve of his own
voice without any connaissance of his
volume getting shush by Stan doesn’t
seem to stir any manners either Eric’s
awful manners as a house guest are
slightly ironic since he has no idea
that he and the boys were actually sent
over to Kenny’s house to catch Kenny’s
dreaded chickenpox their moms want them
to catch it while they’re young oh yeah
catch what nothing okay come on it and I
was just making dinner
number nine I’m not the poorest kid in
school looking brighter gray skies are
turning blue
cuz I not the pocket if you just tell
Cartman that he’s not the poorest kid at
school and the boy is stoked after Kenny
moves to another town
Eric learns with butters that he’s now
the poorest kid at South Park Elementary
suffice it to say that Cartman just
can’t even what
well the arrival of the even less
fortunate Jacob hallory calls for the
first version of this tune it’s Kenny’s
return that allows for Cartman to really
rejoice his self-serving bliss gets his
fingers snapping and his toes that
happen and in true South Park fashion
this moment of levity is cut short by a
giant reptilian bird that swoops down
and kills poor Kenny thus returning
Cartman to his social status as the
poorest kid in school
number 8 Somalian pirate sweet who could
ever forget Cartman’s rollicking high
seas adventure with a band of Somalian
pirates
it’s these times of adventure when
Cartman proves that his musical chops
are as sharp as his Cutlass will brave
the squirrels and bust your balls
Somalian pirates wee while pillaging and
plundering the Indian Ocean with
cutlasses and lightsabers Cartman and
his crew make time for a boisterous sea
shanty that’ll blow you down and rouse
your spirits
can we get a yo-ho-ho and a tricky lot
II do being a dastardly pirate is like
second nature for Eric Cartman and
although this song might have been more
fitting for 17th century Caribbean
pirates Cartman’s seafaring musical
vigor landed him on a high note that
would make a Jolly Roger grin
number seven fingerbang hoping to become
rich and famous
Cartman Stan Kyle and Kenny hopped into
the boyband bandwagon and formed the
infamous fingerbang
Wendy also joins the band as does Stan’s
musical dad Randy completely oblivious
to the innuendo of the band’s name the
fab 4th graders performed just one
concert at the South Park Mall singing
their only song also called fingerbang
[Music]
although the band never quite soared to
success the way Cartman imagined it
arguably paved the way for future
musical endeavors like his Christian
rock band faith plus one
[Music]
number six oh holy night
[Music]
Cartman’s enchanting a majestic
rendition of this Christmas classic is
as heartwarming as it is hysterical
likewise Cartman is as clumsy as he is
stupid as he keeps forgetting the words
throughout the song
[Music]
daaah poorly dressed an accompanied by a
chorus of Christmas angels Cartman sings
the story of baby Jesus
[Music]
the result is comparable only to the
sensation of soft sweet honey being
poured in your ear by a pair of
fluttering turtle doves the spirit of
Christmas has been with the South Park
boys in many seasons with Cartman’s
adorable love for the holidays showcased
when he sings along with good ol mr.
Hankey aboard the Pooh to Train number
five give life a try while poor Eric is
having relationship troubles with Heidi
the rest of South Park is worried about
distracted driving awareness plus
there’s an idiot president who keeps
tweeting stupid things that could cause
World War three bothered by everyone
being distracted from serious issues
Cartman picks up the microphone and
addresses the lack of attention he’s
getting later in the school auditorium
tweek and Craig sing a song about
putting down your phone while being
president because if you’re a president
and you’re constantly tweeting
incoherent childish drivel and you
probably shouldn’t be a president
[Music]
Cartman steps in once more with a
freestyle rap reminding people not to be
distracted from his relationship issues
Oh number for you and Cthulhu like most
fourth graders Cartman dreams of being a
superhero and joining forces with the
ruler of darkness
the evil hate-filled Cthulhu as the Coon
Carmen befriends the interdimensional
destroyer of worlds and together they
set off on a fantastic adventure to rid
the world of all the things that Cartman
hates and what would this Odd Couple
adventure be without a kick-ass anime
inspired theme song Cartman’s peppy
little spirit soars as he rides the
winged tentacled Cthulhu on a worldwide
crusade of blood and carnage
[Music]
you’ll want to enjoy the song again and
again as it brings back those beloved
memories of Justin Bieber meeting his
doom and being crushed into oblivion yep
that’s him
so long Justin Bieber you little douche
bag number three heat of the moment my
best friend in the whole world is Kenny
mcCormick and he’s sick right now he’s
real sick
Cartman rags on Kenny a lot but deep
down he really loves his muffled little
friend so much so that he speaks to
Congress when Kenny falls terminally ill
in this heartfelt moment and adorable
sniffling Cartman finds the right words
in the timeless song by the 80s band
Asia it was the moment telling me what
your heart man the heat of the moment
shone in your head
members of Congress join in the chorus
and begin to understand the importance
of stem cell research then again maybe
it was just a hunger of the moment when
Cartman totally didn’t care about Kenny
and instead used stem cells to make a
Shakey’s Pizza wah-wah it’s still an
awesome 80s throwback though
[Music]
number two minorities at my water park
what has happened to this place
[Music]
anymore Cartman loves his waterpark but
when he discovers it occupied with
various ethnic people’s he quickly
spirals into a harrowing disconsolate
stupor of vexation the tides have turned
and he’s become a minority within his
own water park somehow though through
the woeful thicket of bewilderment
Cartman musters his feelings into the
enduring ballot of our time
[Music]
this was our dream a dream and they take
Hartmann sings this fat little heart out
well as fat little hands struggle to
grasp at the concept of different
cultures coexisting within one water
park
Cartman may be a naive little fourth
grader but you can’t deny his talent for
turning has sometimes narrow-minded
views into shiny musical pearls
[Music]
before we reveal our final pic here are
a few honorable mentions number one
Kyle’s mom’s a bitch in the South Park
movie
Cartman’s hatred of Kyle’s mom is
eloquently expressed in this fan
favorite musical number when Cartman
originally sang this on the small screen
it was when he was pissed off at Kyle’s
mom for ruining Christmas but this time
she started a war with Canada putting
Terrance and Phillip in danger
[Music]
in the big screen rendition Cartman
capers around the playground and around
the world with gusto and finesse
declaring what a big ol bitch Kyle’s mom
is this had to be our number one pick
simply because it captures the essence
of Cartman’s brazen persona Cartman
isn’t just a musical virtuoso the world
needs he’s the one it deserves
oh what a frightfully witty song
[Music]
do you agree with our picks check out
these other great clips from watch mojo
and subscribe for new videos every day
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