they ain’t even gonna touch me they’re
not gonna feel me
and I didn’t gonna smell me I don’t care
if this is if it’s the t-rex or the
Terminator out there chasing me I got
this invisible juice unless I turn it on
I’m gone when real-life disappointed us
these athletes were there to prove that
dreams can come true welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top ten fictional
movie pro athletes I’ve never seen
anything like this neither have I
strange day out here windswept fields
for this list we’re looking at entirely
fictional athletes and by Pro we’re
referring to anything that excludes
academic related sports so basically if
they eventually get paid to play they’re
eligible no representations of real
athletes or fictional sports allowed as
they deserve their own lists sorry
Victor Krum
and since the entire careers of these
athletes are being considered there may
be a few spoilers ahead so spoiler alert
yeah we’d like that number 10 Randy the
RAM Robinson the wrestler doc I’m a
professional wrestler that’s not a good
idea kicking off our list is 80s
wrestling has been Randy the RAM
Robinson
real name Robin REMS insky he hopes to
be able to recapture his former glory
and takes on matches that strain his
already deteriorating health what is
your heart you need to start taking
better care of it like how what do I do
realizing he probably can’t wrestle any
longer
Randy retires and tries to turn his life
around
attempting to reconcile with his
estranged daughter and bond with a
potential new love interest
you know this life you could lose
everything you love everything that
loves you however his past keeps coming
back to haunt him and despite his heart
condition Randy goes back into the ring
to face his biggest rival and his
passion for the sport
number nine Reggie reg Dunlop slapshot
and now we have reg Dunlop the player /
coach of the Charlestown Chiefs hockey
team she’s a dyke I know I know
while not an especially skilled player
or even a good coach for that matter
Dunlop portrayed by the iconic Paul
Newman does whatever it takes to prevent
his team from folding you guys are
Hanson’s fucking machine took my quarter
this includes playing the maniacal
Hanson brothers to help increase
attendance
where was Jeff for Jackson while his
attempt to play quote old-time hockey in
the championship game fails Dunlop
ultimately leads his team to victory and
accepts a position as head coach of the
Minnesota night Hawks things don’t work
out you can always get in touch with me
in Minneapolis by Reggie I can make a
goddamn fortune number eight Ricky
Vaughn major-league top of the sixth and
rookie sensation Ricky Vaughn on the
pitch now wild thing you make our heart
sing huh this flame throwing pitcher
played by Charlie Sheen could throw the
ball 100 miles an hour but nowhere near
the plate just a bit outside earning him
the wild thing nickname luckily for the
Cleveland Indians all he needed was a
pair of glasses yo man they look nice I
had a pair just like him well after the
game I’m gonna pick out a pair that’s
more me now able to see clearly
Vaughn becomes the Indians best pitcher
Wild Thing delivers and plays a huge
role in securing a victory in a one-game
playoff versus the New York Yankees by
striking out Slugger clew Haywood with
the bases loaded
number seven Roy Hobbs the natural this
is Roy Hobbs he may have only played one
year in the big leagues but that season
was enough to convince us that Roy Hobbs
would have been one of the greatest
players in baseball history that is if
he hadn’t been shot by a crazy lady as a
late team that’s you
nice young boy half naked lady lying in
the street you in her room equipped with
his trusty bat Wonder Boy
Hobbs could literally hit the cover off
the ball which name of his bat
Wonder Boy he could also create his own
fireworks after he hit a home run named
us a professional baseball player that
could do that
number six Ricky Bobby Talladega Nights
The Ballad of Ricky Bobby Ricky Bobby is
not a thinker Ricky Bobby is a driver he
is a doer it’s hard to make it as a
professional athlete without a lot of
confidence or is that arrogance when it
comes to Ricky Bobby it’s usually the
latter well deck here’s the deal I’m the
best there is plain simple I mean I wake
up in the morning I kissed excellence
and nobody can hang with my stuff
you know I’m just a just a big hairy
American waiting machine played by the
delightful Will Ferrell the man with two
first names is one of Nascars best
drivers and he only knows how to do one
thing when it’s not your tailpipe it’s a
little bit of Jay he even shows he’s
capable of overcoming adversity this
makes us all realize the kind of
pressure these drivers are under mr.
Boddy come on down here howdy
while the film may satirize many
elements of the auto racing industry we
believe that a man who can drive with an
advertisement covering his windshield
would do just fine on the real racetrack
Ricky Bobby
never been a sponsor
when he pushes a huge big Newton sticker
on his windshield big NASCAR black
dragon number 5 rod Tidwell Jerry
Maguire he’s an ABCs of me baby
I do not dance and I got up start
pre-season without a contract fine fine
a guy who claims he’s better than Chris
Carter Andre Reed and Jerry Rice Jerry
Rice Andre Reed Chris Carter I smoked
all these fool while Rod Tidwell may
have the same arrogant nature as Ricky
Bobby his play on the field backs it up
nobody’s looking out for rod Tidwell we
don’t know where we go living here and
I’m supposed to be a superstar man you
may also embody the modern-day athlete
and perhaps everything wrong with sports
but his ability to connect on a personal
level with his agent Jerry Maguire and
his determination in overcoming an
injury during a game against the Dallas
Cowboys helped earn him an 11 point two
million dollar contract show me the
money indeed
number four Margaret Maggie Fitzgerald
Million Dollar Baby Maggie Fitzgerald
well Maggie Fitzgerald what’s up
if Rod Tidwell represents some of the
problems in sports Maggie Fitzgerald
represents everything that is great
about them thought you might be
interested in training me I don’t train
girls
maybe you should people see me fat
saying pretty tough played by the
unyielding Hilary Swank Fitzgerald’s
Drive passion and determination are
things that every athlete needs to have
in order to succeed I know if you
trained me right I’m gonna be a chain
she worked harder than anybody and
wanted it more – which was often the
difference in her fights if not for the
tragic accident during her
million-dollar match in Las Vegas she
would surely have continued to dominate
the boxing ring
number three Crash Davis old Durham
I’m Crash Davis I’m your new catcher and
you just got lesson number one kevin
costner has starred in several sports
flicks but it’s his role as crash Davis
that is perhaps most famous pink classy
you’ll be classy Davis spent 21 days in
the majors and 12 years in the minor
leagues which tears him up inside
everyday I was in the show for 21 days
once
Wow but the 21 greatest days of my life
it’s his desire and love of the game
however that allow him to hang on to the
dream of playing in the majors and which
causes him to has his knowledge on two
nuke LaLoosh
a future baseball star and he’s a very
smart lady
the Rose goes in the front big guy for
good measure
he becomes the all-time leader in minor
league homeruns by the end of the film
when crash it is 247th homerun I knew
the moment it happened but I’m sure
nobody else did and the Sporting News
didn’t say anything about number two
happy gilmore tap it in just tap it in
give it a little tap II do needs a short
game when you can hit the ball 400 yards
a guy you can try the ball that far the
X hockey goon takes up golf to make some
money when he discovers that his
grandmother owes 275 thousand dollars to
the IRS
Happy’s over aggressive but good-natured
personality is Adam Sandler at his very
best
you
by the end of the film happy proves he
can go toe-to-toe with the best and win
as he claims victory at the Tour
Championship
perhaps more importantly he created a
style that all people real and fictional
wanted to emulate oh good because I’m a
hockey player who hasn’t tried running
up to the ball and swinging as hard as
you can before we unveil our number one
pick here are some honorable mentions
England as a scout – I know what I’m
talking about England what’s your name
son son tackle one yes
gotta forget it all the crowd the
audibles the goddamn playbook just focus
on this next one pants there’s one thing
I want you to do for me
what can we hear what win number one
Rocky Balboa the rocky franchise what
are we waiting for
pages was there any real doubt who the
greatest fictional athlete was Sylvester
Stallone’s iconic character embodies the
ultimate rags to riches story and back
to rags if you include the later sequels
you know your brain ain’t workin simply
all this happens pretty soon and you
ain’t ready Rocky not only represented
the underdog but all of America and
proved that as long as you’re determined
and want it more than anyone you can
succeed we don’t know if this guy opens
my head here that’s all I wanted to do
is go to distance he is such an
important character to the city of
Philadelphia that a statue has been
built in his honor
his nemesis slash trainer slash friend
Apollo Creed deserves to be mentioned
Apollo Creed will provide the ultimate
gala spectacle on Thanksgiving in front
of this man’s home crowd I’m gonna drop
him like a bad habit
but it’s the Italian stallion that takes
the top spot today
do you agree with our list who’s your
favorite fictional athlete
yeah
of our town for more thrilling top 10s
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com so you’re waiting at
nobody grandma let’s go
not gonna feel me
and I didn’t gonna smell me I don’t care
if this is if it’s the t-rex or the
Terminator out there chasing me I got
this invisible juice unless I turn it on
I’m gone when real-life disappointed us
these athletes were there to prove that
dreams can come true welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top ten fictional
movie pro athletes I’ve never seen
anything like this neither have I
strange day out here windswept fields
for this list we’re looking at entirely
fictional athletes and by Pro we’re
referring to anything that excludes
academic related sports so basically if
they eventually get paid to play they’re
eligible no representations of real
athletes or fictional sports allowed as
they deserve their own lists sorry
Victor Krum
and since the entire careers of these
athletes are being considered there may
be a few spoilers ahead so spoiler alert
yeah we’d like that number 10 Randy the
RAM Robinson the wrestler doc I’m a
professional wrestler that’s not a good
idea kicking off our list is 80s
wrestling has been Randy the RAM
Robinson
real name Robin REMS insky he hopes to
be able to recapture his former glory
and takes on matches that strain his
already deteriorating health what is
your heart you need to start taking
better care of it like how what do I do
realizing he probably can’t wrestle any
longer
Randy retires and tries to turn his life
around
attempting to reconcile with his
estranged daughter and bond with a
potential new love interest
you know this life you could lose
everything you love everything that
loves you however his past keeps coming
back to haunt him and despite his heart
condition Randy goes back into the ring
to face his biggest rival and his
passion for the sport
number nine Reggie reg Dunlop slapshot
and now we have reg Dunlop the player /
coach of the Charlestown Chiefs hockey
team she’s a dyke I know I know
while not an especially skilled player
or even a good coach for that matter
Dunlop portrayed by the iconic Paul
Newman does whatever it takes to prevent
his team from folding you guys are
Hanson’s fucking machine took my quarter
this includes playing the maniacal
Hanson brothers to help increase
attendance
where was Jeff for Jackson while his
attempt to play quote old-time hockey in
the championship game fails Dunlop
ultimately leads his team to victory and
accepts a position as head coach of the
Minnesota night Hawks things don’t work
out you can always get in touch with me
in Minneapolis by Reggie I can make a
goddamn fortune number eight Ricky
Vaughn major-league top of the sixth and
rookie sensation Ricky Vaughn on the
pitch now wild thing you make our heart
sing huh this flame throwing pitcher
played by Charlie Sheen could throw the
ball 100 miles an hour but nowhere near
the plate just a bit outside earning him
the wild thing nickname luckily for the
Cleveland Indians all he needed was a
pair of glasses yo man they look nice I
had a pair just like him well after the
game I’m gonna pick out a pair that’s
more me now able to see clearly
Vaughn becomes the Indians best pitcher
Wild Thing delivers and plays a huge
role in securing a victory in a one-game
playoff versus the New York Yankees by
striking out Slugger clew Haywood with
the bases loaded
number seven Roy Hobbs the natural this
is Roy Hobbs he may have only played one
year in the big leagues but that season
was enough to convince us that Roy Hobbs
would have been one of the greatest
players in baseball history that is if
he hadn’t been shot by a crazy lady as a
late team that’s you
nice young boy half naked lady lying in
the street you in her room equipped with
his trusty bat Wonder Boy
Hobbs could literally hit the cover off
the ball which name of his bat
Wonder Boy he could also create his own
fireworks after he hit a home run named
us a professional baseball player that
could do that
number six Ricky Bobby Talladega Nights
The Ballad of Ricky Bobby Ricky Bobby is
not a thinker Ricky Bobby is a driver he
is a doer it’s hard to make it as a
professional athlete without a lot of
confidence or is that arrogance when it
comes to Ricky Bobby it’s usually the
latter well deck here’s the deal I’m the
best there is plain simple I mean I wake
up in the morning I kissed excellence
and nobody can hang with my stuff
you know I’m just a just a big hairy
American waiting machine played by the
delightful Will Ferrell the man with two
first names is one of Nascars best
drivers and he only knows how to do one
thing when it’s not your tailpipe it’s a
little bit of Jay he even shows he’s
capable of overcoming adversity this
makes us all realize the kind of
pressure these drivers are under mr.
Boddy come on down here howdy
while the film may satirize many
elements of the auto racing industry we
believe that a man who can drive with an
advertisement covering his windshield
would do just fine on the real racetrack
Ricky Bobby
never been a sponsor
when he pushes a huge big Newton sticker
on his windshield big NASCAR black
dragon number 5 rod Tidwell Jerry
Maguire he’s an ABCs of me baby
I do not dance and I got up start
pre-season without a contract fine fine
a guy who claims he’s better than Chris
Carter Andre Reed and Jerry Rice Jerry
Rice Andre Reed Chris Carter I smoked
all these fool while Rod Tidwell may
have the same arrogant nature as Ricky
Bobby his play on the field backs it up
nobody’s looking out for rod Tidwell we
don’t know where we go living here and
I’m supposed to be a superstar man you
may also embody the modern-day athlete
and perhaps everything wrong with sports
but his ability to connect on a personal
level with his agent Jerry Maguire and
his determination in overcoming an
injury during a game against the Dallas
Cowboys helped earn him an 11 point two
million dollar contract show me the
money indeed
number four Margaret Maggie Fitzgerald
Million Dollar Baby Maggie Fitzgerald
well Maggie Fitzgerald what’s up
if Rod Tidwell represents some of the
problems in sports Maggie Fitzgerald
represents everything that is great
about them thought you might be
interested in training me I don’t train
girls
maybe you should people see me fat
saying pretty tough played by the
unyielding Hilary Swank Fitzgerald’s
Drive passion and determination are
things that every athlete needs to have
in order to succeed I know if you
trained me right I’m gonna be a chain
she worked harder than anybody and
wanted it more – which was often the
difference in her fights if not for the
tragic accident during her
million-dollar match in Las Vegas she
would surely have continued to dominate
the boxing ring
number three Crash Davis old Durham
I’m Crash Davis I’m your new catcher and
you just got lesson number one kevin
costner has starred in several sports
flicks but it’s his role as crash Davis
that is perhaps most famous pink classy
you’ll be classy Davis spent 21 days in
the majors and 12 years in the minor
leagues which tears him up inside
everyday I was in the show for 21 days
once
Wow but the 21 greatest days of my life
it’s his desire and love of the game
however that allow him to hang on to the
dream of playing in the majors and which
causes him to has his knowledge on two
nuke LaLoosh
a future baseball star and he’s a very
smart lady
the Rose goes in the front big guy for
good measure
he becomes the all-time leader in minor
league homeruns by the end of the film
when crash it is 247th homerun I knew
the moment it happened but I’m sure
nobody else did and the Sporting News
didn’t say anything about number two
happy gilmore tap it in just tap it in
give it a little tap II do needs a short
game when you can hit the ball 400 yards
a guy you can try the ball that far the
X hockey goon takes up golf to make some
money when he discovers that his
grandmother owes 275 thousand dollars to
the IRS
Happy’s over aggressive but good-natured
personality is Adam Sandler at his very
best
you
by the end of the film happy proves he
can go toe-to-toe with the best and win
as he claims victory at the Tour
Championship
perhaps more importantly he created a
style that all people real and fictional
wanted to emulate oh good because I’m a
hockey player who hasn’t tried running
up to the ball and swinging as hard as
you can before we unveil our number one
pick here are some honorable mentions
England as a scout – I know what I’m
talking about England what’s your name
son son tackle one yes
gotta forget it all the crowd the
audibles the goddamn playbook just focus
on this next one pants there’s one thing
I want you to do for me
what can we hear what win number one
Rocky Balboa the rocky franchise what
are we waiting for
pages was there any real doubt who the
greatest fictional athlete was Sylvester
Stallone’s iconic character embodies the
ultimate rags to riches story and back
to rags if you include the later sequels
you know your brain ain’t workin simply
all this happens pretty soon and you
ain’t ready Rocky not only represented
the underdog but all of America and
proved that as long as you’re determined
and want it more than anyone you can
succeed we don’t know if this guy opens
my head here that’s all I wanted to do
is go to distance he is such an
important character to the city of
Philadelphia that a statue has been
built in his honor
his nemesis slash trainer slash friend
Apollo Creed deserves to be mentioned
Apollo Creed will provide the ultimate
gala spectacle on Thanksgiving in front
of this man’s home crowd I’m gonna drop
him like a bad habit
but it’s the Italian stallion that takes
the top spot today
do you agree with our list who’s your
favorite fictional athlete
yeah
of our town for more thrilling top 10s
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com so you’re waiting at
nobody grandma let’s go
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