my grandfather was Canadian you know
really aren’t you into the grandfather
what do a certain Mountie mutant and pop
sensation have in common they’re not
even a real country anyway they all come
from a proud Canadian Heritage we are
think about death and get sad and stuff
welcome to watchmojo.com good day I’m
Bob McKenzie this my brother Doug I was
going and today we’re counting down our
picks for the top 10 fictional Canadians
it’s me
prove it you’re a dick for this list
we’re taking a look at made-up
characters of Canadian descent that
people around the whole world are
talking aboot all these noise about
Yanks joining the war and haven’t seen
one of them set foot on French soil yet
I see this list is open to characters
from any media franchise as long as
they’re endearing unique and of course
Canadian what’s going on there
what’s Garvin well what’d he expect
they’re Canadian number 10 Dudley
do-right the Dudley do-right show no
list of Canadian characters would be
complete without this jolly officer of
the Royal Canadian Mounted Police first
appearing as the star of a segment on
the Rocky and Bullwinkle show
Dudley bungled his way to his own series
and a live action movie the people
Dudley do-right encounters on his
misadventures are all typical archetypes
straight out of the silent film era
including a mustachioed baddie a damsel
in distress and a loyal horse horse it’s
still good to see you again
Dudley himself is far from your typical
hero though he’s utterly incompetent
bumbling and the last person who should
have a position of authority atmos that
evening Dudley ate his Peas with a knife
something no Mountie would ever do and
consequently was drummed out of the
service with the dissemble discharged
sheer dumb luck always rewards Dudley’s
good intentions however helping him to
somehow always save the day there are
two of us the one you left tied up back
there in the shack was my horse in a
Dudley suit and here he comes now
good work horse number nine and surely
the Anne of Green Gables franchise tell
me what you know about yourself well it
really isn’t worth telling mrs. Cadbury
but if you let me tell you what I
imagine about myself you’d find a lot
more interesting eleven-year-old and
Shirley is both the youngest Canadian
character on this list and the oldest
first appearing in Lucy Maud Montgomery
1908 novel this redheaded orphans
celebrated story was adapted into an
Emmy winning miniseries several decades
later oh yeah just one more to tell me
if you kill no I think have been
rendered unconscious seen as an outcast
due to her gender and gritty appearance
the fiery and reveals through her nerve
and smarts that she’s years ahead of her
time Katherine Brooke whether you know
it or not what you want is a darn good
spanking just relieved you to say that
her unbreakable spirit not only made an
of Green Gables a significant tale of
feminism but also one of the
highest-rated programs in Canadian TV
history – aren’t you worried I’m liable
to break another slate over your head
I’m a worried I might break one over
yours number eight Julian Ricky and
bubbles the Trailer Park Boys franchise
I’m from Yale yeah got Oh today this guy
what am i on the TV for I’m just doing
that little documentary thing how are
you doing this band of Canadian lowlifes
from Dartmouth Nova Scotia’s Sunnyvale
trailer park is led by Julian who’s
countless get-rich-quick schemes
traditionally backfire and occasionally
land him in jail his partner in crime
Ricky shares a mutual love for alcohol I
stole the joy dope cigarettes smokes
let’s go and stealing the voice of
reason among the trailer park hooligans
is bubbles a shed dwelling man with a
love for kitties liquor and egg rolls
friends stick together even if they get
fun every one of them forgets to bother
to go egg rolls although their lives
might be a never-ending cycle of
incompetence their antics have still
made them comedy icons and Canadian
icons oh fuck hi Randy I’ve seen you
drive 15 cheeseburgers into that thing
in one sitting don’t pay any attention
you’re beautiful Randy number seven red
green the red green show
you Canadian characters have been as
enduring as Steve Smith’s red green
appearing in 300 television episodes a
movie live tours and even his own
newspaper column a lot of the powers
come with a button on the sides of you
can walk in the on position but I
wouldn’t advise it normally wearing a
plaid shirt red and green suspenders and
a hat
this handyman hosts a show from possum
Lodge where he acts as Lodge leader you
know lessons just going right and about
it helps if you’re pretty well Reds
ability to think outside the box usually
amounts to contraptions that are equally
inventive funny clunky and ingenious in
addition to being handy red is full of
profound insights notably sanctioning
the inestimable worth of duct tape
number six Terrance and Phillip the
South Park franchise now ladies and
gentlemen we have two adorable little
boys from Canada please put your hands
together for the music of young Terrance
and Phillip in terms of physical
appearance there isn’t much difference
between Canadians and Americans in the
world of South Park however Canadians
are distinguished with hollow black eyes
and floppy heads your face looks like
somebody tried to put out a forest fire
with a screwdriver why maybe Matt Stone
and Trey Parker just thought it would be
more offensively hilarious Canadian
comedians Terrance and Phillip parallel
Matt and Trey in many ways often getting
in hot water with sensors for their
controversial brand of humor Terrance
and Phillip are two very untalented
actors from Canada nothing but foul
language and toilet Yuma no matter how
hard others try to silence the duo
however nothing can stop them from
lighting their arses on fire yes it’s
true nobody goes by like is number five
Trevor Phillips grand theft auto 5 next
time don’t get in my face I just saw
ghost and I got to hear your trap this
is one Canadian the North is probably
glad to be rid of Trevor Phillips
demonstrates that drunken psychopathic
rednecks aren’t solely restricted to the
south remember there is only mass
fluidity and compressibility they come
from all corners of the world including
the Canadian border region of America
this unpredictable criminal has
committed acts of murder theft it
inflate no one but darlin Debbie
probably did and public indecency over
at least half of North America you are
the craziest fuck I’ve ever met I love
you you’re thin you’re irrationally
angry nothing you say makes any sense is
unapologetic lack of a moral code is
what makes Trevor the most entertaining
character to play as in Grand Theft Auto
5 and arguably the whole GTA franchise
at me I am a genuine government
number four Scott Pilgrim Scott Pilgrim
vs. the world and speaking of that and
like to hear the girl that kicked here
heart in the asses walking the streets
of Toronto again Scott Pilgrim might
seem like your everyday Canadian slacker
he’s naive soft-spoken and about his
threatening is well Michael Cera but
underneath all that Canadian innocence
is a badass waiting to be awoken
Edgar Wright’s film adaptation of Brian
Lee O’Malley’s series of graphic stories
reeks of everything related to comic
books they punched a hole in a moon for
me it was pretty crazy video games here
we go and Canadian culture Toronto
natives will especially appreciate the
movie subtle references to second cup so
what can I add at you Pizza Pizza and
loonies and toonies sweet coins at the
center of everything is Scott who would
take on the world
not to mention all of Canada to win
Ramona’s hand you want to come with me
yeah oh maybe wicked try again
number three Bob and Doug McKenzie SCTV
with real-life Canuck Rick Moranis as
Bob and real-life Canuck Dave Thomas as
Doug these Canadian beer drinking
brothers host a talk show called great
white north
I’m afraid that’s private company
business I see well perhaps one of these
would refresh your memory they are
popular recurring sketch on SCTV pokes
fun at everything associated with
Canadians including beer winter clothing
beer doughnuts beer hosers and beer what
cups going on in there
Bob and Doug are undeniable stereotypes
but they never come up as offensive or
mean-spirited which is also a stereotype
why not just put more alcohol in your
beer and then you don’t have to twist
them all off you write the Mackenzies
biting satire touches on how others view
Canadians and how Canadians view
themselves their openness to parody
their own people has turned the brothers
into a cultural phenomenon sorry Ralph
fair we shouldn’t have that chocolate
milk I know sorry about your sweater you
can take it out of my pay
one number two Robin Scherbatsky How I
Met Your Mother
what the hell is this Oh curling um it’s
a sport played on the answer we were
looking for was I don’t care it’s dumb
Robin Charles Scherbatsky jr. is as
proud of her Canadian upbringing as she
is ashamed of her former life as teen
pop star Robin sparkles although she
settled in New York and virtually
ditched her accent she’s still Canadian
at heart with a passion for the
Vancouver Canucks and beavers
her friends might make fun of her
Canadian roots and rarely get her
references but nothing can break Robins
unrelenting homeland pride Ted this
hydro bill is bigger than Louie’s sirs
biceps what you leave the garburator on
all night egg also be sure to check out
some of her music videos you won’t be
sorry
PS
before we take a trip up north to our
top pick here are some honorable
mentions trees where he’ll spend ease
and abroad being a girly just like my
dear now stop your cultural stereotype
having masculine hair doesn’t make him a
real man if what’s in your heart that
really count last week I was just a
street performer making 50 bucks a day
and getting memory loss from all the
silver paint fumes and now I’m um he was
your friend you son of a bitch number
one
Wolverine the x-men franchise
Wolverine is a household superhero name
but unless you loyally followed the
comics cartoons and movies you probably
missed the fact that this mutant with
razor-sharp claws is actually Canadian
forget Vindicator you can send every
mutant in Canada after me
coming back while it was tempting to
include fellow Canadian mutant Deadpool
here nobody can top Wolverine this
character asserts the Canadians aren’t
all about good manners and curling they
can be just as cool courageous and
kick-ass as any other nationality you
asked me to come say goodbye sayonara
Wolverine is the clear standout among a
diverse group of x-men and this diverse
list of Canadian characters country
needs I’m Canadian do you agree with our
list who’s your favorite fictional
Canadian eh
Scott oh you know what she just left for
more entertaining top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com we’re gonna crash we’re
gonna be in the water again take off we
are not gonna crash eh there’s no way
I’ll crash this this is a beer truck
really aren’t you into the grandfather
what do a certain Mountie mutant and pop
sensation have in common they’re not
even a real country anyway they all come
from a proud Canadian Heritage we are
think about death and get sad and stuff
welcome to watchmojo.com good day I’m
Bob McKenzie this my brother Doug I was
going and today we’re counting down our
picks for the top 10 fictional Canadians
it’s me
prove it you’re a dick for this list
we’re taking a look at made-up
characters of Canadian descent that
people around the whole world are
talking aboot all these noise about
Yanks joining the war and haven’t seen
one of them set foot on French soil yet
I see this list is open to characters
from any media franchise as long as
they’re endearing unique and of course
Canadian what’s going on there
what’s Garvin well what’d he expect
they’re Canadian number 10 Dudley
do-right the Dudley do-right show no
list of Canadian characters would be
complete without this jolly officer of
the Royal Canadian Mounted Police first
appearing as the star of a segment on
the Rocky and Bullwinkle show
Dudley bungled his way to his own series
and a live action movie the people
Dudley do-right encounters on his
misadventures are all typical archetypes
straight out of the silent film era
including a mustachioed baddie a damsel
in distress and a loyal horse horse it’s
still good to see you again
Dudley himself is far from your typical
hero though he’s utterly incompetent
bumbling and the last person who should
have a position of authority atmos that
evening Dudley ate his Peas with a knife
something no Mountie would ever do and
consequently was drummed out of the
service with the dissemble discharged
sheer dumb luck always rewards Dudley’s
good intentions however helping him to
somehow always save the day there are
two of us the one you left tied up back
there in the shack was my horse in a
Dudley suit and here he comes now
good work horse number nine and surely
the Anne of Green Gables franchise tell
me what you know about yourself well it
really isn’t worth telling mrs. Cadbury
but if you let me tell you what I
imagine about myself you’d find a lot
more interesting eleven-year-old and
Shirley is both the youngest Canadian
character on this list and the oldest
first appearing in Lucy Maud Montgomery
1908 novel this redheaded orphans
celebrated story was adapted into an
Emmy winning miniseries several decades
later oh yeah just one more to tell me
if you kill no I think have been
rendered unconscious seen as an outcast
due to her gender and gritty appearance
the fiery and reveals through her nerve
and smarts that she’s years ahead of her
time Katherine Brooke whether you know
it or not what you want is a darn good
spanking just relieved you to say that
her unbreakable spirit not only made an
of Green Gables a significant tale of
feminism but also one of the
highest-rated programs in Canadian TV
history – aren’t you worried I’m liable
to break another slate over your head
I’m a worried I might break one over
yours number eight Julian Ricky and
bubbles the Trailer Park Boys franchise
I’m from Yale yeah got Oh today this guy
what am i on the TV for I’m just doing
that little documentary thing how are
you doing this band of Canadian lowlifes
from Dartmouth Nova Scotia’s Sunnyvale
trailer park is led by Julian who’s
countless get-rich-quick schemes
traditionally backfire and occasionally
land him in jail his partner in crime
Ricky shares a mutual love for alcohol I
stole the joy dope cigarettes smokes
let’s go and stealing the voice of
reason among the trailer park hooligans
is bubbles a shed dwelling man with a
love for kitties liquor and egg rolls
friends stick together even if they get
fun every one of them forgets to bother
to go egg rolls although their lives
might be a never-ending cycle of
incompetence their antics have still
made them comedy icons and Canadian
icons oh fuck hi Randy I’ve seen you
drive 15 cheeseburgers into that thing
in one sitting don’t pay any attention
you’re beautiful Randy number seven red
green the red green show
you Canadian characters have been as
enduring as Steve Smith’s red green
appearing in 300 television episodes a
movie live tours and even his own
newspaper column a lot of the powers
come with a button on the sides of you
can walk in the on position but I
wouldn’t advise it normally wearing a
plaid shirt red and green suspenders and
a hat
this handyman hosts a show from possum
Lodge where he acts as Lodge leader you
know lessons just going right and about
it helps if you’re pretty well Reds
ability to think outside the box usually
amounts to contraptions that are equally
inventive funny clunky and ingenious in
addition to being handy red is full of
profound insights notably sanctioning
the inestimable worth of duct tape
number six Terrance and Phillip the
South Park franchise now ladies and
gentlemen we have two adorable little
boys from Canada please put your hands
together for the music of young Terrance
and Phillip in terms of physical
appearance there isn’t much difference
between Canadians and Americans in the
world of South Park however Canadians
are distinguished with hollow black eyes
and floppy heads your face looks like
somebody tried to put out a forest fire
with a screwdriver why maybe Matt Stone
and Trey Parker just thought it would be
more offensively hilarious Canadian
comedians Terrance and Phillip parallel
Matt and Trey in many ways often getting
in hot water with sensors for their
controversial brand of humor Terrance
and Phillip are two very untalented
actors from Canada nothing but foul
language and toilet Yuma no matter how
hard others try to silence the duo
however nothing can stop them from
lighting their arses on fire yes it’s
true nobody goes by like is number five
Trevor Phillips grand theft auto 5 next
time don’t get in my face I just saw
ghost and I got to hear your trap this
is one Canadian the North is probably
glad to be rid of Trevor Phillips
demonstrates that drunken psychopathic
rednecks aren’t solely restricted to the
south remember there is only mass
fluidity and compressibility they come
from all corners of the world including
the Canadian border region of America
this unpredictable criminal has
committed acts of murder theft it
inflate no one but darlin Debbie
probably did and public indecency over
at least half of North America you are
the craziest fuck I’ve ever met I love
you you’re thin you’re irrationally
angry nothing you say makes any sense is
unapologetic lack of a moral code is
what makes Trevor the most entertaining
character to play as in Grand Theft Auto
5 and arguably the whole GTA franchise
at me I am a genuine government
number four Scott Pilgrim Scott Pilgrim
vs. the world and speaking of that and
like to hear the girl that kicked here
heart in the asses walking the streets
of Toronto again Scott Pilgrim might
seem like your everyday Canadian slacker
he’s naive soft-spoken and about his
threatening is well Michael Cera but
underneath all that Canadian innocence
is a badass waiting to be awoken
Edgar Wright’s film adaptation of Brian
Lee O’Malley’s series of graphic stories
reeks of everything related to comic
books they punched a hole in a moon for
me it was pretty crazy video games here
we go and Canadian culture Toronto
natives will especially appreciate the
movie subtle references to second cup so
what can I add at you Pizza Pizza and
loonies and toonies sweet coins at the
center of everything is Scott who would
take on the world
not to mention all of Canada to win
Ramona’s hand you want to come with me
yeah oh maybe wicked try again
number three Bob and Doug McKenzie SCTV
with real-life Canuck Rick Moranis as
Bob and real-life Canuck Dave Thomas as
Doug these Canadian beer drinking
brothers host a talk show called great
white north
I’m afraid that’s private company
business I see well perhaps one of these
would refresh your memory they are
popular recurring sketch on SCTV pokes
fun at everything associated with
Canadians including beer winter clothing
beer doughnuts beer hosers and beer what
cups going on in there
Bob and Doug are undeniable stereotypes
but they never come up as offensive or
mean-spirited which is also a stereotype
why not just put more alcohol in your
beer and then you don’t have to twist
them all off you write the Mackenzies
biting satire touches on how others view
Canadians and how Canadians view
themselves their openness to parody
their own people has turned the brothers
into a cultural phenomenon sorry Ralph
fair we shouldn’t have that chocolate
milk I know sorry about your sweater you
can take it out of my pay
one number two Robin Scherbatsky How I
Met Your Mother
what the hell is this Oh curling um it’s
a sport played on the answer we were
looking for was I don’t care it’s dumb
Robin Charles Scherbatsky jr. is as
proud of her Canadian upbringing as she
is ashamed of her former life as teen
pop star Robin sparkles although she
settled in New York and virtually
ditched her accent she’s still Canadian
at heart with a passion for the
Vancouver Canucks and beavers
her friends might make fun of her
Canadian roots and rarely get her
references but nothing can break Robins
unrelenting homeland pride Ted this
hydro bill is bigger than Louie’s sirs
biceps what you leave the garburator on
all night egg also be sure to check out
some of her music videos you won’t be
sorry
PS
before we take a trip up north to our
top pick here are some honorable
mentions trees where he’ll spend ease
and abroad being a girly just like my
dear now stop your cultural stereotype
having masculine hair doesn’t make him a
real man if what’s in your heart that
really count last week I was just a
street performer making 50 bucks a day
and getting memory loss from all the
silver paint fumes and now I’m um he was
your friend you son of a bitch number
one
Wolverine the x-men franchise
Wolverine is a household superhero name
but unless you loyally followed the
comics cartoons and movies you probably
missed the fact that this mutant with
razor-sharp claws is actually Canadian
forget Vindicator you can send every
mutant in Canada after me
coming back while it was tempting to
include fellow Canadian mutant Deadpool
here nobody can top Wolverine this
character asserts the Canadians aren’t
all about good manners and curling they
can be just as cool courageous and
kick-ass as any other nationality you
asked me to come say goodbye sayonara
Wolverine is the clear standout among a
diverse group of x-men and this diverse
list of Canadian characters country
needs I’m Canadian do you agree with our
list who’s your favorite fictional
Canadian eh
Scott oh you know what she just left for
more entertaining top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com we’re gonna crash we’re
gonna be in the water again take off we
are not gonna crash eh there’s no way
I’ll crash this this is a beer truck
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