they’re worth their weight in gold how
many gold that is huh never know you
were listening never even knew you were
there
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top ten
fat guys in movies and TV good choice
we don’t know if it’s because they’re
jolly or jiggly but let’s be blunt fat
guys are hilarious you should see that
toast I couldn’t even get it through the
door with so much character to love this
list celebrates every pound of these
chubby cheeked screen legends hello
Newman even if they’re cartoons and thin
actors in fat suits spare me number 10
Jeff Green Curb Your Enthusiasm great
yeah yeah yeah he’s a Hollywood manager
so it’s safe to say Jeff Green has no
ethics or integrity I have more food
experience than us Oh got the best
friend manager and second fiddle to
Larry David he cheats on his wife
regularly simple simple simple sometimes
has a foul mouth and consistently makes
bad choices regarding his weight you
weigh like eight pounds what do you know
about food at least according to his
wife you know what talk to your friends
and neighbors down at that into the
table although he’s shameless and
irresponsible we love him for his
proclivities because he speaks and acts
in ways that much like Larry are somehow
still very righteous and humanizing
despite his faults I agree with you but
listen man I am starving my blood sugar
is just going down to my feet number
nine Eric Cartman self-park that little
he’s finally getting what’s coming to
him he’s on 90-pound ten-year-old that’s
full of himself and that’s putting it
mildly that’s because you’re too grumpy
and negative to believe it he has
friends but it’s made clear throughout
the series that no one really likes him
and the feeling is mutual
have you at home where are you done to
beg a popular probably because he’s
controversial Cartman’s arrogance often
takes the form of social and political
commentary misguided as it may be all we
can try to do is have a positive
attitude about it however seeing him
celebrate and subsequently suffer
because of his own ignorance and ego is
usually what gets the biggest laughs
head not get ahead of ourselves
and when it comes to Cartman everything
is always big Wow Craig I can’t believe
you just went there here we were having
a perfectly nice conversation about
Kenny being poor and cow being a Jew and
you just decide to go 911 and bust out
the FAC with number 8 Peter Griffin
Family Guy yeah this seems like it’ll be
fun real fun not entertain your wife’s
parents while your wife is at work fun
he’s a crude character with a lowbrow
sense of humor and nothing’s funnier to
general audiences than this
larger-than-life imbecile hey let’s put
on fake eyelashes and flirt with people
on the bus Peter Griffin is a family man
who’s naive thought processes and
childish antics I get a piercing to make
most middle-aged suburban fathers look
fantastic by comparison I was dating
your mother I don’t like the way condoms
feel next thing you know I got a
mortgage a kid in a crappy job at a toy
factory it’s most likely what makes him
so appealing to the masses I had no idea
however he’s also a fat ass
is he a food man who rarely if ever
thinks before he speaks and act hey hey
douche bags we got a great show for you
tonight we’re betting that gut of his
comes from one too many nights spent
drinking at the drunken clam with his
pals oh yeah I read about this part on
Yelp number seven
John Bluto blue tarski Animal House come
on in he might have a zero point zero
GPA and be in his seventh year of
college don’t you have any respect for
yourself but he sure knows how to rally
the troops well Jack – my from
and not me I’m not gonna take this Ludo
is an inspiration to college party
animals slackers and academic
degenerates around the world the college
crewneck sweatshirt
everyone’s been wearing for decades
since this film yeah he invented that
the humans it yep is doing amaz it get
it and cafeteria food fights well you
can blame him for that too number six
professor Sherman Klump the Nutty
Professor quoting he’s gentle sweet
lovable and adorable but clumsy and
lacking in confidence due to his weight
issues whose titters Oh unlike most
politically incorrect fatty caricatures
the sherman klump character is no fool
showing UI brilliant man in fact he’s
quite the contrary and that’s why he
gets so much audience sympathy yes
absolutely yes you may be subject to the
standard fat joke fair of breaking
chairs and ripping clothes but these
cheap shots and comedy have never been
so endearing I mean the fact the matter
is I’m a big man now I will lose weight
but I’m always gonna be big no matter
what I do so anybody I wound up with is
just gonna have to accept me for who I
am
number five Fat Albert Jackson Fat
Albert and the Cosby kids
hey hey hey it’s the leader of the
junkyard gang and all the gang this big
guy is a musician that plays sports and
leads by positive example everybody
through his adventures he and his gang
dispense advice on social issues like
what like peer pressure and bullying
while having fun and staying cool oh gee
he’s based on Bill Cosby’s own memories
and it’s no wonder his legacy spans
generations
hey I guess that wraps up dole bogging
number four Homer Simpson The Simpsons
Oh The Simpsons has its share of funny
fatties this one’s yours rappy
we’re thinking everyone spends a little
too much time at Krusty Burger and Moe’s
well why can’t I hang out at the bar all
day but no one’s as fat lazy and funny
as Homer who over the show’s decades
long run has evolved slightly beyond the
bumbling working-class stereotype Oh
save on calories I won’t eat the paper
in the fortune cookie slightly Moe’s you
get back to the treadmill
hey he’s lovable and innocent even
pitiful on occasion I cheat on my diet
but nobody knows
cuz the damage is on the inside and the
first warning sign is sudden death but
beyond a little absent mindedness that’s
weird my armpits are getting wet this
donut loving beer swagger can be a
responsible parent that’s supportive of
his family parenting it’s the one job
you know you’re always doing right
number three Thomas Tommy Callahan the
third Tommy Boy b-plus oh my god I pass
there’s no need to doll up the
description here Tommy is a buffoon
that’s my name the late Chris Farley
pretty much pioneered the lowbrow funny
fat man for modern slapstick with all
his flailing stubby arms and Humpty
Dumpty tumbles look out I’ve got
cat-like speed reflexes in this film
Tommy is a fat slob plain and simple
that guy in little Oh still he’s a
driven determined protagonist that we
laugh both at and with because of his
ability to entertain us so thoroughly me
on the fall and I’m dashing like I’m
never danced before and because he
genuinely seems to be trying to protect
his father’s legacy I was checking the
US specs on the end line for the rotary
girder I’m retarded
number two Jabba the Hutt Star Wars
Episode six Return of the Jedi
cool ha ha ha so Java isn’t yucking up
one-liners or embarrassing himself for
us she saw Peeta wonky Chewbacca because
he’s a villain and a crime boss that
were supposed to take semi seriously hey
Jabba look this Java I was just on my
way to pay you back
it’s really hard to do this however
seeing as he’s a big blob and basically
the punch line for what happens when
sloth marries obesity yet he’s the
ultimate boss with every kind of
criminal and entertainer and Tatooine at
his beck and call fear him oh my god
better watch before we reveal our top
pick here are some honorable mentions
this is gonna end with you and me
running through the jungle screaming and
crying catches me first because I’m
having like a cramps a mountain I
wouldn’t miss your kiss relative atif or
would you prefer to order straight away
oh I’ll show you dickless
I would so love to see her bring a ray
of sunshine into her tragic life but
alas I can’t afford it
for I am as you know but a simple postal
worker number one fat bastard
the Austin Powers franchise he’s a
disgruntled Scottish guard known for his
lethal temper and his unusual eating
habits he weighs a metric ton his name
Fat Bastard batsuits fart jokes and
furries yes sir if any one of those f
words offends you then Fat Bastard sure
will faster than he can say one of his
signature catchphrases I want my baby
back baby back David that baby that
David that creams this nemesis of Austin
Powers is a Scottish accented employee
of dr. evil who weighs one metric ton
I’m dead sexy look at my sexy body and
that’s doubly terrifying because it
means he’s strong too yeah man I’m gonna
eat ya he’s vulgarity in every sense of
the word and his poor taste pun intended
isn’t limited to food since he threatens
and boasts of actually eating people
well listen up today Jim is a bad man do
you agree with our list like why did you
do this
which pop-culture fat guys did we miss
to feed on more top 10s published every
day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com yeah you know what screw
it
many gold that is huh never know you
were listening never even knew you were
there
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top ten
fat guys in movies and TV good choice
we don’t know if it’s because they’re
jolly or jiggly but let’s be blunt fat
guys are hilarious you should see that
toast I couldn’t even get it through the
door with so much character to love this
list celebrates every pound of these
chubby cheeked screen legends hello
Newman even if they’re cartoons and thin
actors in fat suits spare me number 10
Jeff Green Curb Your Enthusiasm great
yeah yeah yeah he’s a Hollywood manager
so it’s safe to say Jeff Green has no
ethics or integrity I have more food
experience than us Oh got the best
friend manager and second fiddle to
Larry David he cheats on his wife
regularly simple simple simple sometimes
has a foul mouth and consistently makes
bad choices regarding his weight you
weigh like eight pounds what do you know
about food at least according to his
wife you know what talk to your friends
and neighbors down at that into the
table although he’s shameless and
irresponsible we love him for his
proclivities because he speaks and acts
in ways that much like Larry are somehow
still very righteous and humanizing
despite his faults I agree with you but
listen man I am starving my blood sugar
is just going down to my feet number
nine Eric Cartman self-park that little
he’s finally getting what’s coming to
him he’s on 90-pound ten-year-old that’s
full of himself and that’s putting it
mildly that’s because you’re too grumpy
and negative to believe it he has
friends but it’s made clear throughout
the series that no one really likes him
and the feeling is mutual
have you at home where are you done to
beg a popular probably because he’s
controversial Cartman’s arrogance often
takes the form of social and political
commentary misguided as it may be all we
can try to do is have a positive
attitude about it however seeing him
celebrate and subsequently suffer
because of his own ignorance and ego is
usually what gets the biggest laughs
head not get ahead of ourselves
and when it comes to Cartman everything
is always big Wow Craig I can’t believe
you just went there here we were having
a perfectly nice conversation about
Kenny being poor and cow being a Jew and
you just decide to go 911 and bust out
the FAC with number 8 Peter Griffin
Family Guy yeah this seems like it’ll be
fun real fun not entertain your wife’s
parents while your wife is at work fun
he’s a crude character with a lowbrow
sense of humor and nothing’s funnier to
general audiences than this
larger-than-life imbecile hey let’s put
on fake eyelashes and flirt with people
on the bus Peter Griffin is a family man
who’s naive thought processes and
childish antics I get a piercing to make
most middle-aged suburban fathers look
fantastic by comparison I was dating
your mother I don’t like the way condoms
feel next thing you know I got a
mortgage a kid in a crappy job at a toy
factory it’s most likely what makes him
so appealing to the masses I had no idea
however he’s also a fat ass
is he a food man who rarely if ever
thinks before he speaks and act hey hey
douche bags we got a great show for you
tonight we’re betting that gut of his
comes from one too many nights spent
drinking at the drunken clam with his
pals oh yeah I read about this part on
Yelp number seven
John Bluto blue tarski Animal House come
on in he might have a zero point zero
GPA and be in his seventh year of
college don’t you have any respect for
yourself but he sure knows how to rally
the troops well Jack – my from
and not me I’m not gonna take this Ludo
is an inspiration to college party
animals slackers and academic
degenerates around the world the college
crewneck sweatshirt
everyone’s been wearing for decades
since this film yeah he invented that
the humans it yep is doing amaz it get
it and cafeteria food fights well you
can blame him for that too number six
professor Sherman Klump the Nutty
Professor quoting he’s gentle sweet
lovable and adorable but clumsy and
lacking in confidence due to his weight
issues whose titters Oh unlike most
politically incorrect fatty caricatures
the sherman klump character is no fool
showing UI brilliant man in fact he’s
quite the contrary and that’s why he
gets so much audience sympathy yes
absolutely yes you may be subject to the
standard fat joke fair of breaking
chairs and ripping clothes but these
cheap shots and comedy have never been
so endearing I mean the fact the matter
is I’m a big man now I will lose weight
but I’m always gonna be big no matter
what I do so anybody I wound up with is
just gonna have to accept me for who I
am
number five Fat Albert Jackson Fat
Albert and the Cosby kids
hey hey hey it’s the leader of the
junkyard gang and all the gang this big
guy is a musician that plays sports and
leads by positive example everybody
through his adventures he and his gang
dispense advice on social issues like
what like peer pressure and bullying
while having fun and staying cool oh gee
he’s based on Bill Cosby’s own memories
and it’s no wonder his legacy spans
generations
hey I guess that wraps up dole bogging
number four Homer Simpson The Simpsons
Oh The Simpsons has its share of funny
fatties this one’s yours rappy
we’re thinking everyone spends a little
too much time at Krusty Burger and Moe’s
well why can’t I hang out at the bar all
day but no one’s as fat lazy and funny
as Homer who over the show’s decades
long run has evolved slightly beyond the
bumbling working-class stereotype Oh
save on calories I won’t eat the paper
in the fortune cookie slightly Moe’s you
get back to the treadmill
hey he’s lovable and innocent even
pitiful on occasion I cheat on my diet
but nobody knows
cuz the damage is on the inside and the
first warning sign is sudden death but
beyond a little absent mindedness that’s
weird my armpits are getting wet this
donut loving beer swagger can be a
responsible parent that’s supportive of
his family parenting it’s the one job
you know you’re always doing right
number three Thomas Tommy Callahan the
third Tommy Boy b-plus oh my god I pass
there’s no need to doll up the
description here Tommy is a buffoon
that’s my name the late Chris Farley
pretty much pioneered the lowbrow funny
fat man for modern slapstick with all
his flailing stubby arms and Humpty
Dumpty tumbles look out I’ve got
cat-like speed reflexes in this film
Tommy is a fat slob plain and simple
that guy in little Oh still he’s a
driven determined protagonist that we
laugh both at and with because of his
ability to entertain us so thoroughly me
on the fall and I’m dashing like I’m
never danced before and because he
genuinely seems to be trying to protect
his father’s legacy I was checking the
US specs on the end line for the rotary
girder I’m retarded
number two Jabba the Hutt Star Wars
Episode six Return of the Jedi
cool ha ha ha so Java isn’t yucking up
one-liners or embarrassing himself for
us she saw Peeta wonky Chewbacca because
he’s a villain and a crime boss that
were supposed to take semi seriously hey
Jabba look this Java I was just on my
way to pay you back
it’s really hard to do this however
seeing as he’s a big blob and basically
the punch line for what happens when
sloth marries obesity yet he’s the
ultimate boss with every kind of
criminal and entertainer and Tatooine at
his beck and call fear him oh my god
better watch before we reveal our top
pick here are some honorable mentions
this is gonna end with you and me
running through the jungle screaming and
crying catches me first because I’m
having like a cramps a mountain I
wouldn’t miss your kiss relative atif or
would you prefer to order straight away
oh I’ll show you dickless
I would so love to see her bring a ray
of sunshine into her tragic life but
alas I can’t afford it
for I am as you know but a simple postal
worker number one fat bastard
the Austin Powers franchise he’s a
disgruntled Scottish guard known for his
lethal temper and his unusual eating
habits he weighs a metric ton his name
Fat Bastard batsuits fart jokes and
furries yes sir if any one of those f
words offends you then Fat Bastard sure
will faster than he can say one of his
signature catchphrases I want my baby
back baby back David that baby that
David that creams this nemesis of Austin
Powers is a Scottish accented employee
of dr. evil who weighs one metric ton
I’m dead sexy look at my sexy body and
that’s doubly terrifying because it
means he’s strong too yeah man I’m gonna
eat ya he’s vulgarity in every sense of
the word and his poor taste pun intended
isn’t limited to food since he threatens
and boasts of actually eating people
well listen up today Jim is a bad man do
you agree with our list like why did you
do this
which pop-culture fat guys did we miss
to feed on more top 10s published every
day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com yeah you know what screw
it
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