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Top 10 Family Guy Songs


lucky there’s a Family Guy welcome to
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down our picks for the top 10 songs from
Family Guy take me out to place tonight
where a woman caps on tight before we
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content for this list we’re looking at
the songs both original and covers that
have been featured on this long-running
animated series we’ll be ranking the
entries based on how entertaining catchy
inventive and funny they are well I like
fart ah yes I like part number 10
prom night dumpster baby I’m just a prom
night dumpster baby I got no mom or dad
Family Guy and Seth MacFarlane are never
afraid to try a weird or potentially
offensive thing if it has the potential
to be funny and this is our song has it
all and though I came from a ho ho ho
I’m singing right from the soul sing it
right appropriately sung by a baby
abandoned in a dumpster on prom night
the number features the primary singing
baby backed up by other abandoned
infants swing their umbilical cords like
canes in what has to be one of the
strangest things ever put on network
television and I’m taking a school well
it’s far from inoffensive this songs odd
charisma and creative imagery make it
unnecessary pic for this list stroll
in a stole number nine mr. booth mr.
Boies mr. Boies when Peter and Brian
convinced their fellow Alcoholics
Anonymous members to start drinking in
secret again the group is surprisingly
well prepared when the police come
a-knockin they launch into a revival
style musical number railing against the
dangers of alcohol you will wind up
wearing can’t choose if you mess with
mr. Foos mr. big decide being a toe
tapping li catchy song with some
improbable good choreography performed
by drunks the whole sequence is a loving
tribute to a near identical one from the
classic Rat Pack film Robin and the
Seven hoods in which bootleggers pull a
similar stunt to avoid suspicion from
the authorities this may be the first
entry on our list to demonstrate the
show’s love of older cinema but it won’t
be the last
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number eight vasectomy father sect amis
a medical procedure one that makes you
have after Peter expresses his
unfamiliarity with what a vasectomy is
Brian calls in a barbershop quartet that
was apparently waiting just outside the
door to explain it to him we make a
small incision in the scrotal skin
commence isolate the bass and hold it in
position with the towel clasp sung to
the tune of goodbye my Coney Island baby
vasectomy alternates between a detailed
medical explanation on how it’s done and
an explanation on how the procedure
somehow diminishes one’s manhood the
song also goes on a significant tangent
with the quartet suggesting that Peter
could have an affair in disparaging
sexual harassment seminars sung all in
perfect unison and it’s like why do you
wear that if you don’t want attention
but you know you shouldn’t think that
way because of the sexual harassment
meaning you all had to go to Family Guy
tends to run jokes into the ground in
very amusing ways and this is a perfect
example of that
kids like thank you mount your sack
number seven Christmas time is killing
us what now instead of repealing his
bread christmas time is killing us upon
arriving at the North Pole do we and
Brian discover the Santa Claus and his
elves are strung out and overworked from
their grueling schedule other uncracked
at it feels like Iraq before Christmas
time telling us st. Nick and company
then deliver an incredibly grim and dour
song in which they reveal the less than
jolly side of the Christmas season which
concludes with most of the elves
apparently hanging themselves and Santa
coughing up blood
it’s Jingle Bell it’s a requiem now and
I’ll make it swell via calling in well
while we were tempted to include the
other Christmas beam song from the
episode all I really want for Christmas
changing a feel and Megan Fox
where
nothing my dear sharks is all I really
want for Christmas
ultimately we have to go with this
grammy-nominated tune for its more
memorable darker tone number 6 I need a
Jew one dress dancing speck of light I
need a Jew when Peter is in need of
financial advice these things about his
wish to have someone seemly a
stereotypical Jewish person help him
sort out his money in a number
satirizing when you wish upon a star way
to barstein or Stine
besides being offensive if rather funny
I needed you got the show in hot water
in the form of a lawsuit but not for the
reason you think the Bourne company who
owns the rights to when you wish upon a
star filed the suit claiming that the
new lyrics damaged the original
integrity and infringed upon copyright
however parody falls within fair use
so Family Guy won the case and this
outrageous song continues to run in
syndication find me
No
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number five it’s a wonderful day for pie
it’s a wonderful day for pie the
multiverse is full of musical
possibilities which Brian and Stewie
discover on their journey through
alternate reality in one such locale the
dual encounters a version of their
family that spontaneously bursts into a
song about pie in a musical moment
inspired by Disney it’s a wonderful day
for pie for pie ah hi accompanied by
visuals like anthropomorphic animals and
objects it’s a wonderful day for pie
pokes fun at the typical Disney musical
style but it’s just as catchy enchanting
and enthralling as the material it
Lampoon number four you have a you have
a just you have a I hate to tell you boy
that you have AIDS it must have taken a
special kind of demented genius to come
up with this cutaway song gag after
Peter claims to be good at delivering
bad news
I got a neck for delivering bad news the
scene cuts to him leading a barbershop
quartet the serenading a poor AIDS
patient about the fact that he has the
terrible incurable disease not HIV but
full the song is catchy a beat and in
the worst possible taste which caused
several aids support organizations to
protest it however the fact that the
song is so ironically tone-deaf is what
makes it so effectively cringe-worthy
and hilarious
yeah
[Applause]
a number three a bag of weed now
everybody gather round and listen if you
would when I tell you every person needs
a way of feeling good frien’s attempts
to get people excited to legalize
marijuana at a park so strangely unheard
so Stewie offers to spice up his
presentation with an improvised musical
number what follows is a cheerful and
incredibly catchy song backed by a
marching band and accompanied by
creative choreography and fancy footwork
in yet another example of Family Guy
using a tune from film a bag of weed is
based on the song me ol bamboo from
chitty-chitty-bang-bang this
countercultural melody blazes its own
unique trail though
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number two shipoopi dammit Griffin I
said no showboating
when Peter joins the New England
Patriots football team he shows off a
bit after making a touchdown
shipoopi shipoopi shipoopi shipoopi
shipoopi shipoopi you can on one
occasion however he manages to take it
to another level entirely launching into
a rendition of shipoopi the song from
the classic musical The Music Man
shipoopi shipoopi shipoopi he is readily
joined not only by the other players but
also by the audience referees band and
even viewers watching on TV in an
elaborate utterly spontaneous
extravaganza of song and dance this is
one high-stepping show-stopping
unforgettable moment in the show’s
history that we still can’t get out of
our heads
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before we unveil our number one pick
here are some honorable mentions oh he
doesn’t smell like Irish Spring and he
never taught me anything but still I
slept by Cheston sing of my drunken
Irish dad we’re off on the Rhode Island
we’re having the time of our lives we’ll
do your homework every night is really
hard that’s why we thought let’s keep it
poppin my god this house is freakin
swing number one the FBC song they will
clean up all your talking in a managed
such as this they will make you take a
tinkle when you want to take a piss
after Peter creates his own TV station
Lois calls in the FCC to censor him when
its programming gets a bit too risque
however Peter is ready with a rebuttal
and launches into this song which is set
to the tune of volunteer fireman’s
picnic from the stage musical take me
along Jacobson
you’ll never win by messin with some
fella Jessup I can fgg here accompanied
by see li and brian things about
america’s censorship bureau and there’s
Rico nyan attempts to enforce decency
upon television complete with clips of
the many times Family Guy has given
decency the big ol finger with its
inspections melody and funny visuals
this song is a hit with everyone even
the FCC itself who unfortunately hasn’t
taken the hint mr. Griffin that was
terrific
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