these plot holes make less sense than
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cutaway gags number 10 Peter and Brian
don’t recognize quagmire as the one
hooking up with Loretta I’m quagmire I
had sex with your wife
in the episode the Cleveland Loretta
quagmire Peter and Brian rush into
Cleveland’s house when they hear what
they think is an emergency what they
find instead is Cleveland’s then wife
Loretta having sex with a man they
couldn’t identify boy that was
embarrassing huh walking in on Loretta
and Cleveland having sex Oh Peter that
wasn’t there for a large heavyset black
guy Cleveland’s got a cute little white
ass Brian said it was a skinny white guy
which should have been a dead giveaway
it was everybody’s favorite sex offender
Glenn quagmire what should have been
even more of a giveaway was that the
couch was right in front of Peter and
Brian so they should have been able to
directly see who Loretta was having sex
with couldn’t they tell by the chin
number nine Lois’s accent Joe he’s
taking a nap and Peter and the kids are
out a product of working-class
upbringing peter has a thick New England
accent
however Lois has an even thicker accent
despite having grown up in a wealthy
household no one from her family shares
her accent her mother has a stuffy
upper-class accent while her father
brother and sister don’t have any
discernible accents whatsoever pleasure
Peter my daughter is quite taken with
you Lois wouldn’t picked it up from any
of her social circles so it makes no
sense that Lois has the accent she does
where could she have picked up a blue
collar New England accent well the
safety of our children is a very
important part of my plan for Quahog
number eight
Peter defied the law of gravity hey yeah
make yourself at home
death I’m going out for a little while
hey wait wait you can’t tell anyone I’m
here when death is laid up in the
Griffin household he isn’t able to
harvest souls so the rules of death
temporarily do not apply in typical
fashion Peter sees this as an
opportunity to be more reckless than
ever
he bets Cleveland and Quagmire a
thousand bucks that he can jump off a
building and survive and when he lands
on the ground he is completely unharmed
but just cuz the rules of death don’t
apply doesn’t mean bad things can’t
still happen
so Peter should have been horribly
disfigured from his fall even if he
wasn’t able to die also the fact that
Peter was able to land before his loogie
violate simple physics
look at number seven Lois’s parents
should be much older ah
your father was so handsome back then I
remember the day we met in the episode
welcome back Carter Lois his mom barbara
pewterschmidt tells the story of how she
met her husband Carter though no
specific time is set for when the
flashback took place it looks like the
two men around the late 1930s one major
clue for this date was Carter
introducing Babs to the song jeepers
creepers
which came out in 1938 since the episode
took place in 2010 that would make Lois
his parents around 90 years old which
would have made them both fifty years
number six Stewie’s parents can’t
understand him even though most adults
can aren’t you a little young to be
traveling alone on to a little old to be
wearing braces Family Guy has been all
over the place as to who can understand
Stewie when he talks yeah I don’t get it
so like can the family understand the
baby or what’s the deal with that the
show has been upfront and pointing out
how inconsistent the rules are from time
to time with Brian and Stewie debating
whether Loretta is the kind of character
who could understand him in love black
chilly really isn’t she one of those
people outside the family who can
understand me in earlier seasons Chris
could not understand Stewie though now
they regularly interact
however this gets most confusing with
Peter and Lois who don’t understand what
Stewie is saying most of the time even
though Lois in particular is way smarter
than Chris mom mom mom mommy mommy mama
mama mama what hi number five Peter
isn’t Meg’s biological father but she
supposedly looks like him it makes real
father’s name is Dan Thompson to show
how good a family man Brian
and screwed the pooch Peter had Brian
answer questions about things only he
knew about the Griffin family this
included the fact that Meg’s biological
father wasn’t Peter but rather a man
named Stan Thompson and not all dogs go
to heaven Brian tells Meg that life
isn’t fair because she looks like Peter
thus implying that Peter is Meg’s
biological father really will he give
you a smoking hot mom like Lois and then
have you grow up looking like Peter well
it’s possible that Brian was lying to
psychologically abused Meg the simpler
explanation is whoever wrote this scene
screwed up but from now on Meg you and
me a secret best friends number four
Stewie contracted herpes from Brian’s
blood which is impossible
hey what you watching The Outlaw Josey
Wales to Western after watching a scene
in The Outlaw Josey Wales where Clint
Eastwood cuts his palm as part of a
blood oath ritual Stewie wants to
replicate the ritual with Brian however
the next day after Stewie and Brian cut
their palms and share their blood
Stewie wakes up with a herpes outbreak
it’s eventually revealed that Brian
tricked Stewie into taking the blood
oath as a way to spread herpes to the
infant through his blood the problem
here is that herpes is not a disease
that can be transmitted through blood so
Brian’s plan isn’t scientifically
possible okay
fine I admit it I gave you herpes number
three brian has a 13 year old son even
though he’s only seven Brian this is
Dylan he’s your son in the former life
of Brian Brian reunites with an old
flame who tells him that she’s been
raising a thirteen-year-old son that he
fathered named Dylan the thing is
Brian’s only seven years old so
fathering a 13 year old would be
mathematically impossible so Dylan
shouldn’t you be in school
I don’t know when Stewie asks how that’s
possible Brian explains that when you go
by dog years that would make Brian much
older except that’s not how dog years
work
Brian would still be seven by human
years which would make Dylan older than
he is and don’t even get us started on
how a dog can father a human child hey
knock knock who’s there you’re there
number two
quagmire is 61 yet could not drink
alcohol under the new drinking age law
and if we can’t trust a 42 year old man
to drink responsibly then I have no
choice but to take action when Quahog
mayor Adam West raised the town’s
drinking age to 50
and his friends found themselves unable
to purchase alcohol the only way they
were able to drink was by hanging around
Brian who was over the legal age because
he was 56 in dog years however it was
revealed in the episode foxy lady that
quagmire was 61 years old and that he
was able to retain a youthful appearance
by ingesting carrots in various ways
sometimes I grind him up in the juice
serve just eat him raw
quagmire would have been old enough to
drink under the new law so we could have
bought himself and his friends all the
booze they wanted sorry in this town you
can only buy alcohol if you’re dressed
head-to-toe in jeans number 1 Brian met
Jesus but is still an atheist how do we
know you’re really Jesus can you perform
miracles
when Peter brought Jesus over for dinner
at the griffin household and I dream of
Jesus Brian asked for proof that the man
really was Jesus to honor the request
jesus performed some miracles producing
ice cream sundaes and enlarging Lois’s
breasts the latter miracle was so
impressive
it caused Brian’s jaw to drop to the
table in the episode not all dogs go to
heaven Brian said that he’s an atheist
not having any good reason to believe in
God except you do Brian you had dinner
with Jesus and he performed miracles in
front of you that proved he was the real
deal that’s not something you’d expect
someone to forget you want an
explanation
God is pissed do you agree with our
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Peter fighting a giant chicken welcome
to watchmojo.com 10th everyday so be
sure to subscribe to our Channel and
ring the bell to get notified about our
latest videos for this list we’re
looking at inconsistencies and Family
Guy that when you think about it don’t
add up however we’re not including
cutaway gags number 10 Peter and Brian
don’t recognize quagmire as the one
hooking up with Loretta I’m quagmire I
had sex with your wife
in the episode the Cleveland Loretta
quagmire Peter and Brian rush into
Cleveland’s house when they hear what
they think is an emergency what they
find instead is Cleveland’s then wife
Loretta having sex with a man they
couldn’t identify boy that was
embarrassing huh walking in on Loretta
and Cleveland having sex Oh Peter that
wasn’t there for a large heavyset black
guy Cleveland’s got a cute little white
ass Brian said it was a skinny white guy
which should have been a dead giveaway
it was everybody’s favorite sex offender
Glenn quagmire what should have been
even more of a giveaway was that the
couch was right in front of Peter and
Brian so they should have been able to
directly see who Loretta was having sex
with couldn’t they tell by the chin
number nine Lois’s accent Joe he’s
taking a nap and Peter and the kids are
out a product of working-class
upbringing peter has a thick New England
accent
however Lois has an even thicker accent
despite having grown up in a wealthy
household no one from her family shares
her accent her mother has a stuffy
upper-class accent while her father
brother and sister don’t have any
discernible accents whatsoever pleasure
Peter my daughter is quite taken with
you Lois wouldn’t picked it up from any
of her social circles so it makes no
sense that Lois has the accent she does
where could she have picked up a blue
collar New England accent well the
safety of our children is a very
important part of my plan for Quahog
number eight
Peter defied the law of gravity hey yeah
make yourself at home
death I’m going out for a little while
hey wait wait you can’t tell anyone I’m
here when death is laid up in the
Griffin household he isn’t able to
harvest souls so the rules of death
temporarily do not apply in typical
fashion Peter sees this as an
opportunity to be more reckless than
ever
he bets Cleveland and Quagmire a
thousand bucks that he can jump off a
building and survive and when he lands
on the ground he is completely unharmed
but just cuz the rules of death don’t
apply doesn’t mean bad things can’t
still happen
so Peter should have been horribly
disfigured from his fall even if he
wasn’t able to die also the fact that
Peter was able to land before his loogie
violate simple physics
look at number seven Lois’s parents
should be much older ah
your father was so handsome back then I
remember the day we met in the episode
welcome back Carter Lois his mom barbara
pewterschmidt tells the story of how she
met her husband Carter though no
specific time is set for when the
flashback took place it looks like the
two men around the late 1930s one major
clue for this date was Carter
introducing Babs to the song jeepers
creepers
which came out in 1938 since the episode
took place in 2010 that would make Lois
his parents around 90 years old which
would have made them both fifty years
number six Stewie’s parents can’t
understand him even though most adults
can aren’t you a little young to be
traveling alone on to a little old to be
wearing braces Family Guy has been all
over the place as to who can understand
Stewie when he talks yeah I don’t get it
so like can the family understand the
baby or what’s the deal with that the
show has been upfront and pointing out
how inconsistent the rules are from time
to time with Brian and Stewie debating
whether Loretta is the kind of character
who could understand him in love black
chilly really isn’t she one of those
people outside the family who can
understand me in earlier seasons Chris
could not understand Stewie though now
they regularly interact
however this gets most confusing with
Peter and Lois who don’t understand what
Stewie is saying most of the time even
though Lois in particular is way smarter
than Chris mom mom mom mommy mommy mama
mama mama what hi number five Peter
isn’t Meg’s biological father but she
supposedly looks like him it makes real
father’s name is Dan Thompson to show
how good a family man Brian
and screwed the pooch Peter had Brian
answer questions about things only he
knew about the Griffin family this
included the fact that Meg’s biological
father wasn’t Peter but rather a man
named Stan Thompson and not all dogs go
to heaven Brian tells Meg that life
isn’t fair because she looks like Peter
thus implying that Peter is Meg’s
biological father really will he give
you a smoking hot mom like Lois and then
have you grow up looking like Peter well
it’s possible that Brian was lying to
psychologically abused Meg the simpler
explanation is whoever wrote this scene
screwed up but from now on Meg you and
me a secret best friends number four
Stewie contracted herpes from Brian’s
blood which is impossible
hey what you watching The Outlaw Josey
Wales to Western after watching a scene
in The Outlaw Josey Wales where Clint
Eastwood cuts his palm as part of a
blood oath ritual Stewie wants to
replicate the ritual with Brian however
the next day after Stewie and Brian cut
their palms and share their blood
Stewie wakes up with a herpes outbreak
it’s eventually revealed that Brian
tricked Stewie into taking the blood
oath as a way to spread herpes to the
infant through his blood the problem
here is that herpes is not a disease
that can be transmitted through blood so
Brian’s plan isn’t scientifically
possible okay
fine I admit it I gave you herpes number
three brian has a 13 year old son even
though he’s only seven Brian this is
Dylan he’s your son in the former life
of Brian Brian reunites with an old
flame who tells him that she’s been
raising a thirteen-year-old son that he
fathered named Dylan the thing is
Brian’s only seven years old so
fathering a 13 year old would be
mathematically impossible so Dylan
shouldn’t you be in school
I don’t know when Stewie asks how that’s
possible Brian explains that when you go
by dog years that would make Brian much
older except that’s not how dog years
work
Brian would still be seven by human
years which would make Dylan older than
he is and don’t even get us started on
how a dog can father a human child hey
knock knock who’s there you’re there
number two
quagmire is 61 yet could not drink
alcohol under the new drinking age law
and if we can’t trust a 42 year old man
to drink responsibly then I have no
choice but to take action when Quahog
mayor Adam West raised the town’s
drinking age to 50
and his friends found themselves unable
to purchase alcohol the only way they
were able to drink was by hanging around
Brian who was over the legal age because
he was 56 in dog years however it was
revealed in the episode foxy lady that
quagmire was 61 years old and that he
was able to retain a youthful appearance
by ingesting carrots in various ways
sometimes I grind him up in the juice
serve just eat him raw
quagmire would have been old enough to
drink under the new law so we could have
bought himself and his friends all the
booze they wanted sorry in this town you
can only buy alcohol if you’re dressed
head-to-toe in jeans number 1 Brian met
Jesus but is still an atheist how do we
know you’re really Jesus can you perform
miracles
when Peter brought Jesus over for dinner
at the griffin household and I dream of
Jesus Brian asked for proof that the man
really was Jesus to honor the request
jesus performed some miracles producing
ice cream sundaes and enlarging Lois’s
breasts the latter miracle was so
impressive
it caused Brian’s jaw to drop to the
table in the episode not all dogs go to
heaven Brian said that he’s an atheist
not having any good reason to believe in
God except you do Brian you had dinner
with Jesus and he performed miracles in
front of you that proved he was the real
deal that’s not something you’d expect
someone to forget you want an
explanation
God is pissed do you agree with our
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