victory is theirs welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top 10 episodes
of FAMILY GUY number 10
Stewie Kills Louis and Louis kill Stewie
should be humiliated
maybe you’ll handcuff her she’ll hate
that then I shall do that as well and
call her a bitch until I’m hoarse with
rage
maybe smack her ass with a riding crop
and watch her go to town on herself yes
what with celebrity cameos galore
this two-parter shows what might happen
if Stewie ever gets the chance to murder
Lois and take over the world why are you
doing with that gun something I should
have done a very long time ago violent
bloody and frankly unbelievable
it’s full of twisted plots trademark
pop-culture jabs I haven’t been this
disappointed since I saw the lake house
and did we mention violence bring it on
bitch
time for me to finish what I started
anyway
however it was all a dream so what
you’re saying is that what you
experienced in the simulation didn’t
really happen or even matter yes that’s
correct
so it was sort of like a dream no it was
a simulation simulation whatever and as
any good show will do they rip on one of
the least like TV finales ever at least
it didn’t like The Sopranos where it
just cut to black and mid scent
number nine Patriot Games I don’t
believe this
I just lost a $50 bet you know Mike
Tyson once beat up his wife but there’s
nothing funny about that you can’t have
a football episode without Tom Brady mr.
Brady
would you please sign my Trapper Keeper
after meeting him at a reunion Brady
hires Peter for the Patriots Peter that
was amazing
I’ve never seen a guy your size who
could move like that how would you like
to play for the New England Patriots I’d
love to say listen Matt Tom could you
get me a towel I throw up on the floor
sure and could you also get another
towel I also throw up on this
gentleman’s bear lamp could you wet the
towel wet the towel Tom but of course
Peter screws it up and gets himself
traded to London’s silly nannies hi I’m
Peter Griffin I mean new player
oh yes Peter welcome to the silly
nannies I’m the quarterback Leslie this
is our team
oh crap
meanwhile Stewie’s a bookie and when
Brian can’t pay up he beats the
ever-loving crap out of him mmm that’s
good Oh Jay with offensive historical
references do you know he spent $30,000
on a wax sculpture of Harriet Tubman
doin Gwyneth Paltrow and even a song
sequence a woman hold kiss on the very
first date is usually a hussy and a
woman who kissed on a second time out is
anything but flexing this one’s got all
the hallmarks of a Family Guy classic
number eight and then there were fewer
look we’re going and that’s that I’m at
a rest vent
you mean RSVP yeah we’re acquaintances
at VP no she’s Secretary of State Rhode
Island what I don’t understand what’s
happening we’re going to a party yeah
it’s a murder mystery
Family Guy style when James Woods
invites the people of Quahog to his
eerie mansion to make amends for his
misdeeds good evening everyone
James what everything goes wrong and
people end up dead did the cork hit me
and unlike other cartoons they stay dead
oh my god Uriel my sweet Uriel she was
so young
she was so beautiful she was so generous
we were married spoiler alert
news anchor estai Ann Simmons is behind
the carnage and mayhem oh my god oh my
god it wants you
Yana killer but what’s even more
shocking is that the episode ends with
Stewie saving yes saving his mother’s
life thank you
anybody’s gonna take that bitch down
it’s gonna be me
number seven blue harvest you’re right
that’s what I do that’s my thing but a
hell of a week though hell of a week
with no electricity to keep them
entertained the Griffin’s tell each
other the greatest story ever told
Star Wars this is the story of Star Wars
let’s begin with part four with each
cast member taking on a role from the
iconic sci-fi franchise would you rather
do the hut right after a shower or a
service droid a service droid what are
you doing you can kiss the lower part of
the back of the canister that is my body
as well as celebrity cameos too numerous
to mention Clark I don’t like the look
at this neighborhood come on Ellen it’s
important for the kids to witness the
plight of the rebellion kids you
noticing all this plight roll up and
shop for shop remakes of the original
movie the episode is not only enjoyable
for Star Wars fans I don’t know why they
call it Hoth we should call it cold okay
settle down I’m up after the band thank
you we’re the Cantina band if you have
any requests shout them out all right
same song here we go it’s success
eventually resulted in more Family Guy
Star Wars parodies actually going into
an asteroid field well it’s either that
or go into the Strawberry Fields now you
know what I’m getting into is one-legged
chicks
yeah Paul what’s your new wife’s name
peg that’ll be enough of that lad how
about Eileen ha
Ringo got it number six I dream of Jesus
otherwise known as the one with surfin
bird’ holy Oh back then was like aids
today except people who have polio get
into heaven
however everybody’s head
oh my god this is surfin bird’ by the
trash man this is my favorite song of
all time
Peter’s obsession with that song Oh have
you not heard it was my understanding
that everyone had heard heard what Brian
don’t but the bad guys and the
subsequent office space style beating
his copy takes
leads him to a record store where he
encounters Jesus you weren’t you look
familiar do I know you
after convincing him to make his second
coming the son of the Lord follows in
the footsteps of so many stars and ends
up a train wreck tonight’s top story
local record shop employee Jesus Christ
was found in Mary Kate Olsen’s apartment
this morning face-down and unconscious
police revived and arrested the
disoriented Jesus who was quoted as
saying Jews are responsible for all the
world’s wars harsh yes blasphemous
probably but that’s why we love it and
Jesus come and hug and squeezes cuz you
know that he’s are simply Christ’s
horrific dude number 5
PTV welcome to midnight cue this episode
is basically one big screw you to
network censors you’ve got to since a
television you fools now follow my
orders when the FCC begins censoring all
television after an unfortunate Emmy
incident actor david Hyde Pierce created
a major controversy at the Emmys last
night when a trouser malfunction caused
him to expose his testicles Peter
decides his only course of action is to
start his own network hi I’m Peter
Griffin and you’re watching P TV well
you get to watch your favorite shows as
nature intended them with all a sex
violence wearing and frats intact yada
yada yada the FCC doesn’t love that so
they start censoring everything what are
you doing
censoring real life his chin looks like
balls you want me to cover that too
episode highlight is tough to pinpoint
it’s a tie between Homer Simpson’s cameo
the Peter Griffin sideboob our check out
this shine boob
how about vet side boob bet turn yawn
well it shouldn’t cuz that’s my side
boob and the freaking FCC song
number four road to the multiverse point
oh my god
yes he’s something isn’t he are those
fists tab right show a big one of Family
Guy’s many road to shows this episode
gives Stewie and Brian a special remote
that lets them travel to parallel
universes what’s that it’s how I got the
pig you ever heard of the multiverse
theory Brian well of course I have but
I’m wondering if you have oh my god so
transparent we’re dogs rule and humans
drool JFK was never president Wow
so I guess Lee Harvey Oswald never shot
Kennedy no he shot man McCheese
and other animation styles are king
ambitious sardonic and edgy this episode
is typically pop-culture heavy with
Flintstones references I now I must have
had four rock Azam’s and glad you bought
that rock ring but we still always use a
rock for acting I’m riveted for your
pleasure
Disney references what the hell what’s
happened to us
I don’t know but suddenly I feel all
sweet and warm and fuzzy and even Robot
Chicken references we were in the Robot
Chicken universe well you guys moved
your block in a TV however the
live-action universe still freaks us out
Bryan this feels weird
hit the button number three a Mission
Impossible okay insert rod support a
into slot B that’s what you say that’s
what she said one more time I’m gonna
pop you somebody on this show really
loves Star Wars
in one of his most mischievous plans yet
Stewie attempts to prevent his parents
from conceiving another baby another
baby but I’m the baby I’ve induced well
they want to replace me by like cheeks
of pinchable my bottom is smooth my
laugh is heartwarming thus cementing his
youngest born status what the devil do
you think happened to Bobby when they
added cousin oliver to the brady bunch
oliver did you break this vase no the
floor did you get back in the garage he
does so by shrinking himself down
entering his father’s body and shooting
all his sperm of course he will then I
can’t stop them from the outside I’ll
stop them from the inside but while
inside he meets his brother to be and
New Found nemesis Bertram who proves to
be a formidable opponent you came on as
we agreed admirable but foolish
it’s going to be a shame to destroy such
a worthy adversary number two did boom
yeah there’s nothing like a party at
someone else’s house you never have to
worry about cleaning up the mess not
only is this Ernie the giant chickens
first episode it’s also Mila Kunis’s
first episode as Meg yeah and I could be
getting felt up by Kevin now mag don’t
you give it all away up front make him
work fine she and the rest of the
Griffins survived y2k into the new
millennium locked in a basement with
imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil
Armstrong emerging to a world where
Cleveland and Quagmire are one make
leave Maya that’s quag ‘land crackling
oh you must be dreaming
a Twinkie Factory offers salvation and
octo Stewie lays a thousand eggs I see
I’ve laid an egg that wasn’t so bad I
don’t know what these women are always
contained among its pantheon of pop
culture references it Tom Selleck come
on down the hatch he’s a sneaky
live-action Dallas spoof where we find
out it was all a dream
Oh Bobby I just had the weirdest dream I
dreamt I saw the strangest episode of
Family Guy and there was a giant chicken
and Stewie was alright everything’s
gonna be okay before we unveil our
number-one pick here are a few honorable
mentions
I got it that’s the guy from big Tom
Hanks that’s it ah funny guy no I’m
Hanks everything he says is a stitch I
have AIDS
and what’s the deal with the razor blade
slide in the bathroom a people actually
shave it in there oh my god this is
almost as bad as my bath with Kathy
Bates yeah I think I’m gonna get out
what are all these parallelograms doing
here
you mean paraplegics knock-knock what’s
the problem champ you you’ve given me a
wonderful life I love you all
number one peat hearted man I hate
Trivial Pursuit always makes me feel so
stupid more stupid than that time you
locked your keys out of the car dammit
hey hey somebody you know you shouldn’t
laugh Peters no genius contrary to what
he thinks
what is is he gonna talk down to
everyone just because you won a game of
Trivial Pursuit perhaps well if you
qualify as a genius the foundation will
give you a $500,000 grant just to sit
around and do whatever you want
Wow imagine what a genius like me could
do with all that money but after finding
out he’s mentally challenged Oh Peter
according to this you’re not a genius
in fact you’re mentally retarded oh yeah
well what a mentally retarded guy I’ve
hired a bulldozer with a drunk driver to
level half of his house in celebration
of his fantastic test results um maybe
Peter discovers he can get away with
everything thanks to his newfound
reputation as the town retard of course
that loses him as kids
Lenz’s wife in the hospital etc but it
all works out in the end mr. Griffin do
you have anything to say in your defense
as to why this Court should return
custody of your children to you Your
Honor I would like to call to the stand
my surprise witness
the ghost that never lies but I’m the
only one who can see him and hear him so
I’ll let everyone know what he’s saying
and doing objection your honor this is
ridiculous
overruled I’ll allow it best line of the
show goes to Stewie by the way so timid
is there any tread left on the tires at
all or at this point would be like
throwing a hot dog down the hallway with
over 200 episodes of FAMILY GUY in the
can we’re sure we’ve left out a few of
your favorites please rise now sit on it
the Fonz be with you which do you think
is best well I just covered my entire
private area with honey now we’re just
waiting for the bees giggity for more
top 10s published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com although he
did give me something right before he
disappeared what something very special
Lois what is it dad what you haven’t
heard
bird bird bird the bird – Willa Willa
bird bird bird suppose away developer
bad bird
suppose the world
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top 10 episodes
of FAMILY GUY number 10
Stewie Kills Louis and Louis kill Stewie
should be humiliated
maybe you’ll handcuff her she’ll hate
that then I shall do that as well and
call her a bitch until I’m hoarse with
rage
maybe smack her ass with a riding crop
and watch her go to town on herself yes
what with celebrity cameos galore
this two-parter shows what might happen
if Stewie ever gets the chance to murder
Lois and take over the world why are you
doing with that gun something I should
have done a very long time ago violent
bloody and frankly unbelievable
it’s full of twisted plots trademark
pop-culture jabs I haven’t been this
disappointed since I saw the lake house
and did we mention violence bring it on
bitch
time for me to finish what I started
anyway
however it was all a dream so what
you’re saying is that what you
experienced in the simulation didn’t
really happen or even matter yes that’s
correct
so it was sort of like a dream no it was
a simulation simulation whatever and as
any good show will do they rip on one of
the least like TV finales ever at least
it didn’t like The Sopranos where it
just cut to black and mid scent
number nine Patriot Games I don’t
believe this
I just lost a $50 bet you know Mike
Tyson once beat up his wife but there’s
nothing funny about that you can’t have
a football episode without Tom Brady mr.
Brady
would you please sign my Trapper Keeper
after meeting him at a reunion Brady
hires Peter for the Patriots Peter that
was amazing
I’ve never seen a guy your size who
could move like that how would you like
to play for the New England Patriots I’d
love to say listen Matt Tom could you
get me a towel I throw up on the floor
sure and could you also get another
towel I also throw up on this
gentleman’s bear lamp could you wet the
towel wet the towel Tom but of course
Peter screws it up and gets himself
traded to London’s silly nannies hi I’m
Peter Griffin I mean new player
oh yes Peter welcome to the silly
nannies I’m the quarterback Leslie this
is our team
oh crap
meanwhile Stewie’s a bookie and when
Brian can’t pay up he beats the
ever-loving crap out of him mmm that’s
good Oh Jay with offensive historical
references do you know he spent $30,000
on a wax sculpture of Harriet Tubman
doin Gwyneth Paltrow and even a song
sequence a woman hold kiss on the very
first date is usually a hussy and a
woman who kissed on a second time out is
anything but flexing this one’s got all
the hallmarks of a Family Guy classic
number eight and then there were fewer
look we’re going and that’s that I’m at
a rest vent
you mean RSVP yeah we’re acquaintances
at VP no she’s Secretary of State Rhode
Island what I don’t understand what’s
happening we’re going to a party yeah
it’s a murder mystery
Family Guy style when James Woods
invites the people of Quahog to his
eerie mansion to make amends for his
misdeeds good evening everyone
James what everything goes wrong and
people end up dead did the cork hit me
and unlike other cartoons they stay dead
oh my god Uriel my sweet Uriel she was
so young
she was so beautiful she was so generous
we were married spoiler alert
news anchor estai Ann Simmons is behind
the carnage and mayhem oh my god oh my
god it wants you
Yana killer but what’s even more
shocking is that the episode ends with
Stewie saving yes saving his mother’s
life thank you
anybody’s gonna take that bitch down
it’s gonna be me
number seven blue harvest you’re right
that’s what I do that’s my thing but a
hell of a week though hell of a week
with no electricity to keep them
entertained the Griffin’s tell each
other the greatest story ever told
Star Wars this is the story of Star Wars
let’s begin with part four with each
cast member taking on a role from the
iconic sci-fi franchise would you rather
do the hut right after a shower or a
service droid a service droid what are
you doing you can kiss the lower part of
the back of the canister that is my body
as well as celebrity cameos too numerous
to mention Clark I don’t like the look
at this neighborhood come on Ellen it’s
important for the kids to witness the
plight of the rebellion kids you
noticing all this plight roll up and
shop for shop remakes of the original
movie the episode is not only enjoyable
for Star Wars fans I don’t know why they
call it Hoth we should call it cold okay
settle down I’m up after the band thank
you we’re the Cantina band if you have
any requests shout them out all right
same song here we go it’s success
eventually resulted in more Family Guy
Star Wars parodies actually going into
an asteroid field well it’s either that
or go into the Strawberry Fields now you
know what I’m getting into is one-legged
chicks
yeah Paul what’s your new wife’s name
peg that’ll be enough of that lad how
about Eileen ha
Ringo got it number six I dream of Jesus
otherwise known as the one with surfin
bird’ holy Oh back then was like aids
today except people who have polio get
into heaven
however everybody’s head
oh my god this is surfin bird’ by the
trash man this is my favorite song of
all time
Peter’s obsession with that song Oh have
you not heard it was my understanding
that everyone had heard heard what Brian
don’t but the bad guys and the
subsequent office space style beating
his copy takes
leads him to a record store where he
encounters Jesus you weren’t you look
familiar do I know you
after convincing him to make his second
coming the son of the Lord follows in
the footsteps of so many stars and ends
up a train wreck tonight’s top story
local record shop employee Jesus Christ
was found in Mary Kate Olsen’s apartment
this morning face-down and unconscious
police revived and arrested the
disoriented Jesus who was quoted as
saying Jews are responsible for all the
world’s wars harsh yes blasphemous
probably but that’s why we love it and
Jesus come and hug and squeezes cuz you
know that he’s are simply Christ’s
horrific dude number 5
PTV welcome to midnight cue this episode
is basically one big screw you to
network censors you’ve got to since a
television you fools now follow my
orders when the FCC begins censoring all
television after an unfortunate Emmy
incident actor david Hyde Pierce created
a major controversy at the Emmys last
night when a trouser malfunction caused
him to expose his testicles Peter
decides his only course of action is to
start his own network hi I’m Peter
Griffin and you’re watching P TV well
you get to watch your favorite shows as
nature intended them with all a sex
violence wearing and frats intact yada
yada yada the FCC doesn’t love that so
they start censoring everything what are
you doing
censoring real life his chin looks like
balls you want me to cover that too
episode highlight is tough to pinpoint
it’s a tie between Homer Simpson’s cameo
the Peter Griffin sideboob our check out
this shine boob
how about vet side boob bet turn yawn
well it shouldn’t cuz that’s my side
boob and the freaking FCC song
number four road to the multiverse point
oh my god
yes he’s something isn’t he are those
fists tab right show a big one of Family
Guy’s many road to shows this episode
gives Stewie and Brian a special remote
that lets them travel to parallel
universes what’s that it’s how I got the
pig you ever heard of the multiverse
theory Brian well of course I have but
I’m wondering if you have oh my god so
transparent we’re dogs rule and humans
drool JFK was never president Wow
so I guess Lee Harvey Oswald never shot
Kennedy no he shot man McCheese
and other animation styles are king
ambitious sardonic and edgy this episode
is typically pop-culture heavy with
Flintstones references I now I must have
had four rock Azam’s and glad you bought
that rock ring but we still always use a
rock for acting I’m riveted for your
pleasure
Disney references what the hell what’s
happened to us
I don’t know but suddenly I feel all
sweet and warm and fuzzy and even Robot
Chicken references we were in the Robot
Chicken universe well you guys moved
your block in a TV however the
live-action universe still freaks us out
Bryan this feels weird
hit the button number three a Mission
Impossible okay insert rod support a
into slot B that’s what you say that’s
what she said one more time I’m gonna
pop you somebody on this show really
loves Star Wars
in one of his most mischievous plans yet
Stewie attempts to prevent his parents
from conceiving another baby another
baby but I’m the baby I’ve induced well
they want to replace me by like cheeks
of pinchable my bottom is smooth my
laugh is heartwarming thus cementing his
youngest born status what the devil do
you think happened to Bobby when they
added cousin oliver to the brady bunch
oliver did you break this vase no the
floor did you get back in the garage he
does so by shrinking himself down
entering his father’s body and shooting
all his sperm of course he will then I
can’t stop them from the outside I’ll
stop them from the inside but while
inside he meets his brother to be and
New Found nemesis Bertram who proves to
be a formidable opponent you came on as
we agreed admirable but foolish
it’s going to be a shame to destroy such
a worthy adversary number two did boom
yeah there’s nothing like a party at
someone else’s house you never have to
worry about cleaning up the mess not
only is this Ernie the giant chickens
first episode it’s also Mila Kunis’s
first episode as Meg yeah and I could be
getting felt up by Kevin now mag don’t
you give it all away up front make him
work fine she and the rest of the
Griffins survived y2k into the new
millennium locked in a basement with
imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil
Armstrong emerging to a world where
Cleveland and Quagmire are one make
leave Maya that’s quag ‘land crackling
oh you must be dreaming
a Twinkie Factory offers salvation and
octo Stewie lays a thousand eggs I see
I’ve laid an egg that wasn’t so bad I
don’t know what these women are always
contained among its pantheon of pop
culture references it Tom Selleck come
on down the hatch he’s a sneaky
live-action Dallas spoof where we find
out it was all a dream
Oh Bobby I just had the weirdest dream I
dreamt I saw the strangest episode of
Family Guy and there was a giant chicken
and Stewie was alright everything’s
gonna be okay before we unveil our
number-one pick here are a few honorable
mentions
I got it that’s the guy from big Tom
Hanks that’s it ah funny guy no I’m
Hanks everything he says is a stitch I
have AIDS
and what’s the deal with the razor blade
slide in the bathroom a people actually
shave it in there oh my god this is
almost as bad as my bath with Kathy
Bates yeah I think I’m gonna get out
what are all these parallelograms doing
here
you mean paraplegics knock-knock what’s
the problem champ you you’ve given me a
wonderful life I love you all
number one peat hearted man I hate
Trivial Pursuit always makes me feel so
stupid more stupid than that time you
locked your keys out of the car dammit
hey hey somebody you know you shouldn’t
laugh Peters no genius contrary to what
he thinks
what is is he gonna talk down to
everyone just because you won a game of
Trivial Pursuit perhaps well if you
qualify as a genius the foundation will
give you a $500,000 grant just to sit
around and do whatever you want
Wow imagine what a genius like me could
do with all that money but after finding
out he’s mentally challenged Oh Peter
according to this you’re not a genius
in fact you’re mentally retarded oh yeah
well what a mentally retarded guy I’ve
hired a bulldozer with a drunk driver to
level half of his house in celebration
of his fantastic test results um maybe
Peter discovers he can get away with
everything thanks to his newfound
reputation as the town retard of course
that loses him as kids
Lenz’s wife in the hospital etc but it
all works out in the end mr. Griffin do
you have anything to say in your defense
as to why this Court should return
custody of your children to you Your
Honor I would like to call to the stand
my surprise witness
the ghost that never lies but I’m the
only one who can see him and hear him so
I’ll let everyone know what he’s saying
and doing objection your honor this is
ridiculous
overruled I’ll allow it best line of the
show goes to Stewie by the way so timid
is there any tread left on the tires at
all or at this point would be like
throwing a hot dog down the hallway with
over 200 episodes of FAMILY GUY in the
can we’re sure we’ve left out a few of
your favorites please rise now sit on it
the Fonz be with you which do you think
is best well I just covered my entire
private area with honey now we’re just
waiting for the bees giggity for more
top 10s published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com although he
did give me something right before he
disappeared what something very special
Lois what is it dad what you haven’t
heard
bird bird bird the bird – Willa Willa
bird bird bird suppose away developer
bad bird
suppose the world
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