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count down the very best fit YouTube has
to offer today on a very special episode
we’re focusing on the work of a special
set of individuals and counting down our
picks for the top 10 epic rap battles of
history
for this list we’re counting down our
favorite epic Rap Battles of History as
chosen by us and our viewers we’re
ranking our picks based on a mix of our
personal preference votes from our users
and total views number 10 Gandhi vs.
Martin Luther King jr. and Obama which
see who’s after the pacifist I fought
the caste system but you still cannot
touch coming in at number 10 is a civil
rights showdown between comedy legends
key and keel
the king of civil rights from the city
to suburbia no shoes no shirt but I’m
still gonna serve you swallow your words
so you can break the fast and thank God
Almighty you can eat it laughs the fact
that these are some of the most
compassionate men in history does not
mean that they hold back dropping burns
on both sides that are just under the
line of going too far so much street
cred they write my name on the side I
bring up a tech support but I got a
Nobel Prize unpacked this is actually
the first epic rap battle where the two
figures actually make direct physical
contact shown when the two warriors hug
the get at each other but I’m about to
forgive you so hard right now you’re
possibly resisting the fact that you
suck
although my personal favorite is aligned
by MLK about flattening Gandhi style
flatten your sky like bread nom vile
I can’t deny that the best serve comes
at the end from the master pacifist
himself right now
possibly resisting the fact that you saw
I am celibate because I don’t give up
hey loser number 9 Justin Bieber vs.
Beethoven look what the cat dragged back
from the dead man it looks like
Chewbacca watches ass on your head and
number 9 we have someone who was deaf
versus someone who makes you wish you
were deaf we got the Biebs vs. of my man
BtoB
sit down son and let me give you a music
lesson
fassbach I’ve got more cop the Smith &
Wesson those of you who know your
history may know that Beethoven was not
a happy guy but here he’s downright
furious not that it doesn’t warrant it
though cuz if you thought the real-life
Justin Bieber is annoying then check
this out what’s the last time you music
got anybody play I got a concert in five
so there’s not much time left
what else can I say yo music cagey death
you might even recognize Beethoven’s Fur
Elise mixed in with the beat which if
you didn’t we’ll explain that one bit of
shade that Justin throws Ludwig’s way
early on at least wants to do me and now
that you’re right next to me
I can understand whether he’s the dog to
play you in the movie
number eight mozart versus relax
my name is felix man welcome to The
Devil’s Den I was getting busted up in
this sprite and really pain
next up we have another timeless
composer facing off against another
divisive musical act its Skrillex versus
Mozart was such a bust so did you just
get naked cops I’m a prodigy Sully and
I’m a botanist back on pizza personal
favorites of mine are all in the pun
category and come from both sides of the
battle namely baroque and worthless and
M Skrill excrement is against you one
can get old and it’s still excellent –
Oh mom so often forget about the
Skrillex I can’t believe the way you
dress pick up step on the you’re not get
evil Steve Arkell evil Rico pepper
honestly most of these battles are in
good fun but if there was one that we
had to pick that seemed like it was
trying to cut the deepest it be this one
specifically Mozart’s verses but I’ll
let you judge for yourself why don’t you
put down your Cubase
pick up a real ball I rocked hotter
when I was five years old Oh bolster
number seven dr. Seuss vs. William
Shakespeare shanks the master of iambic
pentameter throws down with the who’s
who of who-ville dr. Seuss is writing is
pretty good but it’s probably not
Shakespeare and no one knows that better
than Shakespeare huh bites my thumb I
hope you know the stakes I’ll put a slug
between your shoulder blades then ask
what light through yonder breaks this is
an interesting battle as far as these
things go after starting the first verse
a bit soft with rhymes that fittingly
can only be described as Shakespearean
dr. Supes comes back hard with a brutal
verse what could not a bow free any of
the 40’s play zero horton doesn’t want
to hear you and Sidney Lowe who is a
freckle dude
so Shakespeare shakes it up for the
second verse spitting his rhymes way
faster definitely making this battle
much harder to call the Bard is the
building it’s a castle my boss spent
upon them at the positive and killing it
if you live in the flake it never cuts a
color available on some cricket bully
business while you’re sitting in
complete chest dr. Seuss seems to know
this and for his second verse he calls
on thing 1 and thing 2 to do the rapping
for him but it’s still a toss-up to see
who takes this one you can take you
fancy words and then come back home to
your mama pick up in your ad with our
feet pajamas
number six Master Chief vs Leonidas
at number six we move away from mostly
historical figures and into two
characters firmly planted in pop culture
this is going to be a fight with some
kick and it should be a halo of a fight
your armors hard but my abs are harder
your knighthood now shape for someone
who’s pretty stoic in the games
Master Chief gets pretty crude here
between illusions to his plasma cannon
and claiming to get more tea bags than
Lipton john-117 is not holding back here
fast katanas is a Greek so on chest in
these lyrics of your past the monument
to my sins the soldier needs to be clean
away that you could be if my initials
fellas see apparently survey says that
Master Chief one this one but we sort of
feel like Leonidas may have taken it
that may just be because he’s channeling
Macho Man Randy Savage here but I’m
partial oh these are powered I’m rockin
ease the pain
fries were our space I’ll look you in
the eyes you’re too much of a business
yo-yo Fang number five Mario Brothers
versus the Wright brothers perhaps the
strangest matchup we’ve seen yet here
the plumbers are facing off against the
fathers of flight the brothers named
Wright Wright brothers and there can be
no other we don’t wanna cause trouble
are you looking for your lover code your
presence of an hour counsel now she’s
gone
we stayed up all night playing dog fans
of good mythical morning should
recognize rhett and Link as the Wright
brothers with series regulars epiclloyd
and nice Peter repping Nintendo on the
other side me Mario and Luigi mother but
I just get back in your pipe cleaner
make out with each other
Buster but are up who talkie to while
the Mario Brothers definitely have the
enthusiasm down I think this one clearly
goes to the Wright brothers for landing
more video game-themed burns we present
all your bloody wipers our controller
for every level of your to be scroll or
you toggle letter tries but let me tell
you something we’re gonna beat you so
fast is like we’re holding down the B
button number four Albert Einstein
versus Stephen Hawking
after a few matchups that were a bit of
a stretch we finally come to one between
two equals Albert Einstein’s throwing
shade at Stephen Hawking and it’s about
to get physical Astrophysical battlefury
minds a relatively pre-owned so take a
seat speed Oh gotcha home those of you
that are wondering like I was how
Stephen Hawking could spit rhymes with
his condition will be glad to know that
he’s taking a cue from Drake and
auto-tuned himself to great results got
no idea what you’re messing with here
boy I’ve got 12 inch rims on my chair
that’s how you look back someone glued a
moustache on and roll so two fun bits of
trivia about this one first you can see
that Stephen Hawking is playing Angry
Birds on his computer and second just in
case you think this is all for jokes
this song along with a number of others
by the epic Rap Battles of History crew
was certified gold by the Recording
Industry Association of America so
there’s that I wanna chew that our work
is based on you I’m a supercomputer
number three
Barack Obama vs. Mitt Romney arriving at
the perfect time in the midst of the
last presidential election its two
rivals who are definitely relatively
evenly matched Barack Obama and Mitt
Romney not gonna let this battle be
dictated by fat rich I got that accent
superb
know what went down in that 2008
election you’re a seasoned politician
with a winning complexion this battle
actually contains one of the cleverest
lines from pretty much anything let
alone from these rap battles it goes
Republicans need a puppet and you’ve
been got their hands so far your rare
call young man in an unexpected twist
this battle eventually gets busted up by
Abe Lincoln who I’m sure you’ll agree
comes out as the undisputed champion of
it all probably reach across the aisle
and push back you as equal as a people
by the people for the people
number two
Hitler vs. Darth Vader trilogy dog food
oh yeah
at number two we have two masters of
evil one fictional one real who’s it
gonna be mine Kampf or mind choke I am a
doctor commands of the Third Reich
little-known fact also choke words of
Mike you are Veda you sure that their
boots and care and help it to come out
that badass face this is the only time
that this sentence is actually
acceptable but I think that Hitler does
it better here however as is the case
with Star Wars movies and thankfully not
the case with world wars these rap
battles are a trilogy that’s right my
car that gets a dot see to brainwash
your eyes in the air Yahtzee
Deanna Jones with my CV so Maurice how
great your concentration while many of
these showdowns demonstrate a pretty
good knowledge of history this trilogy
shows a deep deep knowledge of Star Wars
bonus points for Boba Fett’s surprise
entrance and exit I got a jetpack you
know I feel the show while Hitler really
has some strong showings throughout the
last verse in the last video really
let’s the Fuhrer know who his daddy is I
know you’re funny don’t you guises
thrown in just before we get to our top
pick here are a few honorable mentions
I’m spread warm blooded Gordon 40 score
your beauty Civil Wars bitch I tell you
no not your beard with your wrinkly
balls Bry on the one rob us guru level
you got your ass beat
there’s only one way
when I was high on the mountain God
revealed the truth of the earth but he
never mentioned a fat ass Papa Smurf
it takes nine rain mr. all your fat ass
you took the Christ out of Christmas
that you’re standing oh man
watch what you say just love me more
than luck I’m not the one with my face
on some white guys captain bro we
should’ve bought survivor customized I
proved by the th KGB is the better G in
the FCC series number one Steve Jobs
versus Bill Gates let me just step right
in I got things to add a I’m an eater
bring a baby kids are worried it’s a 500
kids taking the top spot on our list
representing one of the great
existential debates of our time we have
a showdown in Silicon Valley between
Bill Gates and Steve Jobs no job the
American ring will get secondhand team
then you tear a hole in the middle a
pony head around a big falling back as
this debate will seemingly last forever
so – is this rap battle evenly matched
both sides actually drop some pretty
good points but Steve’s late game
heavenly ascension clearly gets under
Bill’s skin talk about doctors asking a
few cuz I got a PC but it wasn’t from
you up as a legacy son you can never
stop it now excuse me while I turn
heaven a profit however the greatest
shocker comes even later when Hal 9000
from Kubrick’s Space Odyssey crashes the
whole thing and crowns himself the King
CPU stomach all one’s cold beaches in 79
to :
the engine of the things olga celesta
let the Terminator told you well that’s
a wrap for our countdown we hope you
enjoyed this special episode of top X be
sure to check back next week for a new
episode go to our website to vote on
future episodes check us out on Twitter
Instagram and Facebook and for more
great top 10s published every day be
sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
count down the very best fit YouTube has
to offer today on a very special episode
we’re focusing on the work of a special
set of individuals and counting down our
picks for the top 10 epic rap battles of
history
for this list we’re counting down our
favorite epic Rap Battles of History as
chosen by us and our viewers we’re
ranking our picks based on a mix of our
personal preference votes from our users
and total views number 10 Gandhi vs.
Martin Luther King jr. and Obama which
see who’s after the pacifist I fought
the caste system but you still cannot
touch coming in at number 10 is a civil
rights showdown between comedy legends
key and keel
the king of civil rights from the city
to suburbia no shoes no shirt but I’m
still gonna serve you swallow your words
so you can break the fast and thank God
Almighty you can eat it laughs the fact
that these are some of the most
compassionate men in history does not
mean that they hold back dropping burns
on both sides that are just under the
line of going too far so much street
cred they write my name on the side I
bring up a tech support but I got a
Nobel Prize unpacked this is actually
the first epic rap battle where the two
figures actually make direct physical
contact shown when the two warriors hug
the get at each other but I’m about to
forgive you so hard right now you’re
possibly resisting the fact that you
suck
although my personal favorite is aligned
by MLK about flattening Gandhi style
flatten your sky like bread nom vile
I can’t deny that the best serve comes
at the end from the master pacifist
himself right now
possibly resisting the fact that you saw
I am celibate because I don’t give up
hey loser number 9 Justin Bieber vs.
Beethoven look what the cat dragged back
from the dead man it looks like
Chewbacca watches ass on your head and
number 9 we have someone who was deaf
versus someone who makes you wish you
were deaf we got the Biebs vs. of my man
BtoB
sit down son and let me give you a music
lesson
fassbach I’ve got more cop the Smith &
Wesson those of you who know your
history may know that Beethoven was not
a happy guy but here he’s downright
furious not that it doesn’t warrant it
though cuz if you thought the real-life
Justin Bieber is annoying then check
this out what’s the last time you music
got anybody play I got a concert in five
so there’s not much time left
what else can I say yo music cagey death
you might even recognize Beethoven’s Fur
Elise mixed in with the beat which if
you didn’t we’ll explain that one bit of
shade that Justin throws Ludwig’s way
early on at least wants to do me and now
that you’re right next to me
I can understand whether he’s the dog to
play you in the movie
number eight mozart versus relax
my name is felix man welcome to The
Devil’s Den I was getting busted up in
this sprite and really pain
next up we have another timeless
composer facing off against another
divisive musical act its Skrillex versus
Mozart was such a bust so did you just
get naked cops I’m a prodigy Sully and
I’m a botanist back on pizza personal
favorites of mine are all in the pun
category and come from both sides of the
battle namely baroque and worthless and
M Skrill excrement is against you one
can get old and it’s still excellent –
Oh mom so often forget about the
Skrillex I can’t believe the way you
dress pick up step on the you’re not get
evil Steve Arkell evil Rico pepper
honestly most of these battles are in
good fun but if there was one that we
had to pick that seemed like it was
trying to cut the deepest it be this one
specifically Mozart’s verses but I’ll
let you judge for yourself why don’t you
put down your Cubase
pick up a real ball I rocked hotter
when I was five years old Oh bolster
number seven dr. Seuss vs. William
Shakespeare shanks the master of iambic
pentameter throws down with the who’s
who of who-ville dr. Seuss is writing is
pretty good but it’s probably not
Shakespeare and no one knows that better
than Shakespeare huh bites my thumb I
hope you know the stakes I’ll put a slug
between your shoulder blades then ask
what light through yonder breaks this is
an interesting battle as far as these
things go after starting the first verse
a bit soft with rhymes that fittingly
can only be described as Shakespearean
dr. Supes comes back hard with a brutal
verse what could not a bow free any of
the 40’s play zero horton doesn’t want
to hear you and Sidney Lowe who is a
freckle dude
so Shakespeare shakes it up for the
second verse spitting his rhymes way
faster definitely making this battle
much harder to call the Bard is the
building it’s a castle my boss spent
upon them at the positive and killing it
if you live in the flake it never cuts a
color available on some cricket bully
business while you’re sitting in
complete chest dr. Seuss seems to know
this and for his second verse he calls
on thing 1 and thing 2 to do the rapping
for him but it’s still a toss-up to see
who takes this one you can take you
fancy words and then come back home to
your mama pick up in your ad with our
feet pajamas
number six Master Chief vs Leonidas
at number six we move away from mostly
historical figures and into two
characters firmly planted in pop culture
this is going to be a fight with some
kick and it should be a halo of a fight
your armors hard but my abs are harder
your knighthood now shape for someone
who’s pretty stoic in the games
Master Chief gets pretty crude here
between illusions to his plasma cannon
and claiming to get more tea bags than
Lipton john-117 is not holding back here
fast katanas is a Greek so on chest in
these lyrics of your past the monument
to my sins the soldier needs to be clean
away that you could be if my initials
fellas see apparently survey says that
Master Chief one this one but we sort of
feel like Leonidas may have taken it
that may just be because he’s channeling
Macho Man Randy Savage here but I’m
partial oh these are powered I’m rockin
ease the pain
fries were our space I’ll look you in
the eyes you’re too much of a business
yo-yo Fang number five Mario Brothers
versus the Wright brothers perhaps the
strangest matchup we’ve seen yet here
the plumbers are facing off against the
fathers of flight the brothers named
Wright Wright brothers and there can be
no other we don’t wanna cause trouble
are you looking for your lover code your
presence of an hour counsel now she’s
gone
we stayed up all night playing dog fans
of good mythical morning should
recognize rhett and Link as the Wright
brothers with series regulars epiclloyd
and nice Peter repping Nintendo on the
other side me Mario and Luigi mother but
I just get back in your pipe cleaner
make out with each other
Buster but are up who talkie to while
the Mario Brothers definitely have the
enthusiasm down I think this one clearly
goes to the Wright brothers for landing
more video game-themed burns we present
all your bloody wipers our controller
for every level of your to be scroll or
you toggle letter tries but let me tell
you something we’re gonna beat you so
fast is like we’re holding down the B
button number four Albert Einstein
versus Stephen Hawking
after a few matchups that were a bit of
a stretch we finally come to one between
two equals Albert Einstein’s throwing
shade at Stephen Hawking and it’s about
to get physical Astrophysical battlefury
minds a relatively pre-owned so take a
seat speed Oh gotcha home those of you
that are wondering like I was how
Stephen Hawking could spit rhymes with
his condition will be glad to know that
he’s taking a cue from Drake and
auto-tuned himself to great results got
no idea what you’re messing with here
boy I’ve got 12 inch rims on my chair
that’s how you look back someone glued a
moustache on and roll so two fun bits of
trivia about this one first you can see
that Stephen Hawking is playing Angry
Birds on his computer and second just in
case you think this is all for jokes
this song along with a number of others
by the epic Rap Battles of History crew
was certified gold by the Recording
Industry Association of America so
there’s that I wanna chew that our work
is based on you I’m a supercomputer
number three
Barack Obama vs. Mitt Romney arriving at
the perfect time in the midst of the
last presidential election its two
rivals who are definitely relatively
evenly matched Barack Obama and Mitt
Romney not gonna let this battle be
dictated by fat rich I got that accent
superb
know what went down in that 2008
election you’re a seasoned politician
with a winning complexion this battle
actually contains one of the cleverest
lines from pretty much anything let
alone from these rap battles it goes
Republicans need a puppet and you’ve
been got their hands so far your rare
call young man in an unexpected twist
this battle eventually gets busted up by
Abe Lincoln who I’m sure you’ll agree
comes out as the undisputed champion of
it all probably reach across the aisle
and push back you as equal as a people
by the people for the people
number two
Hitler vs. Darth Vader trilogy dog food
oh yeah
at number two we have two masters of
evil one fictional one real who’s it
gonna be mine Kampf or mind choke I am a
doctor commands of the Third Reich
little-known fact also choke words of
Mike you are Veda you sure that their
boots and care and help it to come out
that badass face this is the only time
that this sentence is actually
acceptable but I think that Hitler does
it better here however as is the case
with Star Wars movies and thankfully not
the case with world wars these rap
battles are a trilogy that’s right my
car that gets a dot see to brainwash
your eyes in the air Yahtzee
Deanna Jones with my CV so Maurice how
great your concentration while many of
these showdowns demonstrate a pretty
good knowledge of history this trilogy
shows a deep deep knowledge of Star Wars
bonus points for Boba Fett’s surprise
entrance and exit I got a jetpack you
know I feel the show while Hitler really
has some strong showings throughout the
last verse in the last video really
let’s the Fuhrer know who his daddy is I
know you’re funny don’t you guises
thrown in just before we get to our top
pick here are a few honorable mentions
I’m spread warm blooded Gordon 40 score
your beauty Civil Wars bitch I tell you
no not your beard with your wrinkly
balls Bry on the one rob us guru level
you got your ass beat
there’s only one way
when I was high on the mountain God
revealed the truth of the earth but he
never mentioned a fat ass Papa Smurf
it takes nine rain mr. all your fat ass
you took the Christ out of Christmas
that you’re standing oh man
watch what you say just love me more
than luck I’m not the one with my face
on some white guys captain bro we
should’ve bought survivor customized I
proved by the th KGB is the better G in
the FCC series number one Steve Jobs
versus Bill Gates let me just step right
in I got things to add a I’m an eater
bring a baby kids are worried it’s a 500
kids taking the top spot on our list
representing one of the great
existential debates of our time we have
a showdown in Silicon Valley between
Bill Gates and Steve Jobs no job the
American ring will get secondhand team
then you tear a hole in the middle a
pony head around a big falling back as
this debate will seemingly last forever
so – is this rap battle evenly matched
both sides actually drop some pretty
good points but Steve’s late game
heavenly ascension clearly gets under
Bill’s skin talk about doctors asking a
few cuz I got a PC but it wasn’t from
you up as a legacy son you can never
stop it now excuse me while I turn
heaven a profit however the greatest
shocker comes even later when Hal 9000
from Kubrick’s Space Odyssey crashes the
whole thing and crowns himself the King
CPU stomach all one’s cold beaches in 79
to :
the engine of the things olga celesta
let the Terminator told you well that’s
a wrap for our countdown we hope you
enjoyed this special episode of top X be
sure to check back next week for a new
episode go to our website to vote on
future episodes check us out on Twitter
Instagram and Facebook and for more
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sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
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