he has a super brain but his writers not
necessarily welcome to watchmojo.com and
today we’re counting down our picks for
the top ten dumbest Superman moments
before we begin we publish new content
every day so be sure to subscribe to our
channel and ring the bell to get
notified about our latest videos for
this list we’re looking at moments when
Superman behaved in a stupid way or made
a dumb decision or when situations in a
Superman story were simply too
ridiculous number 10 when he cried over
the deaths of space slugs look we’re all
four men getting in touch with their
emotions but there’s a limit right case
in point this 1983 Superman Batman story
it starts out with the two heroes
getting together to do some intense bro
bonding just at the time when the
spaceship carrying outer space slugs
comes along and wouldn’t you know it
these slugs just happen to live by
draining emotions they get so high on
the massive emotions from the heroes
that they decide to sacrifice themselves
otherwise their fellow slugs will come
along and destroy the planet it’s enough
to make a superhero weep and our boy
does personally it’s the torturous
narration that makes us weep number nine
when Superboy got fat coming up with new
challenges for Superman is challenging
after all he’s practically
indestructible and almost all-powerful
so what new obstacles can be thrown at
him how about telling a story from his
childhood when he and all of his buddies
got fat hey it will fill 10 pages so go
with it gee the founding of Smallville’s
teenagers just happens to coincide with
the appearance of a growth ray being
used on crops amazingly it takes seven
pages for the super genius to realize
the connection between the growth ray
and the obese teams even more annoying
is how casually Superboy engages in fat
shaming not cool Kent number eight when
pink kryptonite made him gay it’s
something which takes up only one panel
but it’s mind-blowing Lee ridiculous not
to mention offensive that it had to end
up somewhere on the list the moment
happens in a convoluted storyline that’s
hard to explain just understand that a
version of Supergirl has traveled to
earth 1 and is taking the place of that
earth Supergirl along the way there’s a
tangent where Superman is apparently
exposed to some new form of Kryptonite
King
kryptonite and the effect is to
apparently turn him gay
which means he flirts with Jimmy Olsen
and compliments window treatments it was
clearly an attempt at humor but just
comes off as cringy number seven when
jor-el spanked him as an adult
Superman may not have to worry about
bullets or bombs but there’s bound to be
something which he fears in 1971 writer
Dennis O’Neil considered this and
figured it must be something
psychological and since Superman expects
the ultimate from himself maybe he has a
fear of disappointing someone like his
dead father again not the worst idea but
what was stupid was the way Superman
conquered this fear the villainous Felix
Faust created a huge version of
Superman’s father jor-el and had him
tell his son what a loser he is and then
proceeded to have him spanked the Man of
Steel
Superman’s need to be punished felt dumb
and very uncomfortable number six when
he spoke creepily about his cousin so
one day Supergirl decided to play
matchmaker for Superman it didn’t work
out but Superman took the opportunity to
tell his teenage cousin how the girl for
him is her if only they were so closely
related
it’s a moment guaranteed to creep out
just about any reader but there’s more
Supergirl manages to track down a
super-powered woman from another planet
who happens to be almost a dead ringer
for the Girl of Steel Superman falls for
her and is all set to marry this carbon
copy of his cousin when a plot
contrivance one thing Superman is
powerless against derails the plan
number five when he used his super kiss
there are some powers which are
immediately identifiable as belonging to
Superman
flight great strength x-ray vision and
so on but there have been numerous other
powers which popped up once or twice
then we’re never seen again with good
reason like this one it all happens at a
swinging office party at the Daily
Planet
Perry White forces mild-mannered Clark
Kent underneath the mistletoe so Lois
Lane has to kiss him Lois is less than
thrilled with the idea so Clark decides
to use his super kiss on her at least
number four when he became to Superman
as previously mentioned coming up with
new challenges for Superman can be hard
so why not make him split into two super
men they’ve done something similar back
in 1963 but this story was a bit more
blushed out by 1998 Superman had already
become a being of pure energy don’t ask
who wore a blue suit
but then cyborg superman and Toyman set
a trap that split him into two supermen
superman blue was a cool rational dude
and superman red was fiery and
irrational neither one of them had a
patch on the original Supes and to be
honest they were both kind of annoying
thankfully they got themselves together
pretty quickly number three when
Superman and water woman sex killed the
housands
sure we know the sex between Superman
and Wonder Woman would be an
earth-shattering event but we also know
that shouldn’t be taken literally so why
the hell didn’t Frank Miller know that
Miller’s sequel to his original Dark
Knight saga had its problems and this
one was one of them trying to sue this
battered ego Wonder Woman initiates some
high-altitude sex with the Man of Steel
it somehow causes earthquakes hurricanes
and volcanic eruptions all of which
presumably costs thousands of people
their lives number two when he made a
porno with big Barda a big part of
Superman’s appeal is that he really is
just an overgrown Boy Scout you can
create some drama by playing against
that type but you shouldn’t push it too
far unfortunately nobody told John Byrne
that he wrote a story in which is super
villain by the appropriate name of
sleaze comes up with a great idea
he’ll hypnotize Superman and big Barda
the wife of mr. miracle makes him film a
porno this proves easier to do than one
might think and it’s only the timely
intervention of mr. miracle that keeps
Superman and his wife from getting to
know one another a bit too well number
one when he created a mini Superman lots
of weird superpowers showed up in the
1950s but this was really bizarre an
encounter with an alien spaceship
stripped Superman of most of his powers
in exchange he gains the ability to
shoot rainbows from his hands and
eventually he finds a way to turn these
rainbows into a miniature version of
himself but this one has all his old
powers now this mini Superman keeps
saving people and fighting criminals and
getting all the glory Superman gets
jealous and even after the mini Superman
sacrifices himself to save the original
the big guy doesn’t shed a tear after
all it’s not like this was an alien
space slug that died do you agree with
our picks check out these other great
clips from WatchMojo and subscribe for
new videos every [Music]
necessarily welcome to watchmojo.com and
today we’re counting down our picks for
the top ten dumbest Superman moments
before we begin we publish new content
every day so be sure to subscribe to our
channel and ring the bell to get
notified about our latest videos for
this list we’re looking at moments when
Superman behaved in a stupid way or made
a dumb decision or when situations in a
Superman story were simply too
ridiculous number 10 when he cried over
the deaths of space slugs look we’re all
four men getting in touch with their
emotions but there’s a limit right case
in point this 1983 Superman Batman story
it starts out with the two heroes
getting together to do some intense bro
bonding just at the time when the
spaceship carrying outer space slugs
comes along and wouldn’t you know it
these slugs just happen to live by
draining emotions they get so high on
the massive emotions from the heroes
that they decide to sacrifice themselves
otherwise their fellow slugs will come
along and destroy the planet it’s enough
to make a superhero weep and our boy
does personally it’s the torturous
narration that makes us weep number nine
when Superboy got fat coming up with new
challenges for Superman is challenging
after all he’s practically
indestructible and almost all-powerful
so what new obstacles can be thrown at
him how about telling a story from his
childhood when he and all of his buddies
got fat hey it will fill 10 pages so go
with it gee the founding of Smallville’s
teenagers just happens to coincide with
the appearance of a growth ray being
used on crops amazingly it takes seven
pages for the super genius to realize
the connection between the growth ray
and the obese teams even more annoying
is how casually Superboy engages in fat
shaming not cool Kent number eight when
pink kryptonite made him gay it’s
something which takes up only one panel
but it’s mind-blowing Lee ridiculous not
to mention offensive that it had to end
up somewhere on the list the moment
happens in a convoluted storyline that’s
hard to explain just understand that a
version of Supergirl has traveled to
earth 1 and is taking the place of that
earth Supergirl along the way there’s a
tangent where Superman is apparently
exposed to some new form of Kryptonite
King
kryptonite and the effect is to
apparently turn him gay
which means he flirts with Jimmy Olsen
and compliments window treatments it was
clearly an attempt at humor but just
comes off as cringy number seven when
jor-el spanked him as an adult
Superman may not have to worry about
bullets or bombs but there’s bound to be
something which he fears in 1971 writer
Dennis O’Neil considered this and
figured it must be something
psychological and since Superman expects
the ultimate from himself maybe he has a
fear of disappointing someone like his
dead father again not the worst idea but
what was stupid was the way Superman
conquered this fear the villainous Felix
Faust created a huge version of
Superman’s father jor-el and had him
tell his son what a loser he is and then
proceeded to have him spanked the Man of
Steel
Superman’s need to be punished felt dumb
and very uncomfortable number six when
he spoke creepily about his cousin so
one day Supergirl decided to play
matchmaker for Superman it didn’t work
out but Superman took the opportunity to
tell his teenage cousin how the girl for
him is her if only they were so closely
related
it’s a moment guaranteed to creep out
just about any reader but there’s more
Supergirl manages to track down a
super-powered woman from another planet
who happens to be almost a dead ringer
for the Girl of Steel Superman falls for
her and is all set to marry this carbon
copy of his cousin when a plot
contrivance one thing Superman is
powerless against derails the plan
number five when he used his super kiss
there are some powers which are
immediately identifiable as belonging to
Superman
flight great strength x-ray vision and
so on but there have been numerous other
powers which popped up once or twice
then we’re never seen again with good
reason like this one it all happens at a
swinging office party at the Daily
Planet
Perry White forces mild-mannered Clark
Kent underneath the mistletoe so Lois
Lane has to kiss him Lois is less than
thrilled with the idea so Clark decides
to use his super kiss on her at least
number four when he became to Superman
as previously mentioned coming up with
new challenges for Superman can be hard
so why not make him split into two super
men they’ve done something similar back
in 1963 but this story was a bit more
blushed out by 1998 Superman had already
become a being of pure energy don’t ask
who wore a blue suit
but then cyborg superman and Toyman set
a trap that split him into two supermen
superman blue was a cool rational dude
and superman red was fiery and
irrational neither one of them had a
patch on the original Supes and to be
honest they were both kind of annoying
thankfully they got themselves together
pretty quickly number three when
Superman and water woman sex killed the
housands
sure we know the sex between Superman
and Wonder Woman would be an
earth-shattering event but we also know
that shouldn’t be taken literally so why
the hell didn’t Frank Miller know that
Miller’s sequel to his original Dark
Knight saga had its problems and this
one was one of them trying to sue this
battered ego Wonder Woman initiates some
high-altitude sex with the Man of Steel
it somehow causes earthquakes hurricanes
and volcanic eruptions all of which
presumably costs thousands of people
their lives number two when he made a
porno with big Barda a big part of
Superman’s appeal is that he really is
just an overgrown Boy Scout you can
create some drama by playing against
that type but you shouldn’t push it too
far unfortunately nobody told John Byrne
that he wrote a story in which is super
villain by the appropriate name of
sleaze comes up with a great idea
he’ll hypnotize Superman and big Barda
the wife of mr. miracle makes him film a
porno this proves easier to do than one
might think and it’s only the timely
intervention of mr. miracle that keeps
Superman and his wife from getting to
know one another a bit too well number
one when he created a mini Superman lots
of weird superpowers showed up in the
1950s but this was really bizarre an
encounter with an alien spaceship
stripped Superman of most of his powers
in exchange he gains the ability to
shoot rainbows from his hands and
eventually he finds a way to turn these
rainbows into a miniature version of
himself but this one has all his old
powers now this mini Superman keeps
saving people and fighting criminals and
getting all the glory Superman gets
jealous and even after the mini Superman
sacrifices himself to save the original
the big guy doesn’t shed a tear after
all it’s not like this was an alien
space slug that died do you agree with
our picks check out these other great
clips from WatchMojo and subscribe for
new videos every [Music]
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