in cinema these are the perfect ways to
die welcome to watchmojo.com and still
be counting down our picks for the top
10 dumbest decisions in horror movies
for this list we’re focusing on
legitimately boneheaded moves that
either led to imminent death or general
chaos
we’re also excluding joke scenes a la
Bill Murray’s demise in Zombieland oh my
god oh my god I can’t believe I shot
alright number 10
heroine nor demons evil dead turtle in
Monto now tourim de menthe Oh The Book
of the Dead such words may not seem
appropriate for someone battling a
heroin addiction to the woods hopefully
still works but in fyddai Alvarez is
supposedly fresh installment of the
classic series Eric makes the conscious
decision to study a flesh bound book
which also happens to be written in
blood spoiler alert Maya soon has a lot
more to worry about than snack all
thanks to Eric and his dim-witted
curiosity I read a passage from that
book it was some sort of prayer I
released something David
I don’t know at least something evil the
next time you have to choose between
naturam de menthe oh and heroin you
should probably just choose the latter
at least in the movies hi hey stop your
song
this motherfucker number nine
all that work the cabin in the woods
already started
despite the brilliance of the narrative
itself this cinematic collaboration from
Joss Whedon and Drew Goddard has one
major flaw that can’t be ignored the
gods that used to rule the earth as long
as they accept our sacrifice they remain
below but the other rituals have all
failed as the orchestrators of a plan to
appease the gods watch a contrived
narrative unfold Marty and Dana managed
to survive the ritualistic mayhem and
find themselves in a secret elevator
I really think while it may seem like a
tough predicament they managed to pick
the lock so to speak thus unleashing the
monsters all over the surprise staff all
that work but still such a flawed
security system of course you also have
Kurt’s questionable motorcycle jump but
in one way that kind of makes sense I’m
coming back here I’m coming back with
cops and choppers and large cans and
those things are gonna pay no brie
totally not an unexplored cave the
descent not immune on this guy’s before
no but the only level to be quite safe
door considering what happens to Sarah’s
family in the opening events of the
descent you’d think that Juno might have
learned a lesson when it comes to future
outdoor excursions safety first
Holly safety first I don’t want any
stumps this time but these are the
movies and if you’re gonna take your
loved one spelunking you go big or you
go home
of course Juno didn’t exactly tell
anybody the truth regarding the
unexplored cave system so naturally
there were all kinds of screwed and left
to battle some deeply annoying creatures
known as the crawlers and I guess you
know what happens next
hey we can make it healthy number seven
run Helen run I know what you did last
summer
when you’re being chased by a dark
figure with a massive hook and they
appear to be quite efficient in their
ways the best course of action is always
to keep moving you know running away
from certain death
however in I know what you did last
summer the beautiful Helen shivers finds
herself distracted by a marching band
and obvious safety however she
inexplicably stops and not to check her
phone instead she stops because that’s
just how dumb blondes get killed in
horror movies and that’s why people
scream at inanimate objects in public
number six hands in a box saw to hello
Michael I want to play okay for round
two of jigsaws devious game of murder he
threatens slow and nasty deaths but like
a true gentleman he informs the victims
that antidotes to their predicament can
be found around the pad several eye
hidden around this house
one is inside the safe in front of you
you all possess the combination to say
well once Addison reaches a glass box
she’s not quite as composed as she’d
like to be if she would have just
processed the situation properly rather
than sticking not one but both hands in
that box
she might have noticed that the key was
lying just a few inches away not a sharp
move at he kind of like Laurens cutting
off his damn foot in the original song
rather than using his shirt to get the
phone number five Rage Against the
Machine 28 days later I know who you are
I know what do you think joke II don’t
want to keep your mouth shut I’m gonna
hustle kind of like global warming some
people just refuse to believe scientists
despite warnings from one in the opening
minutes of this zombie flick a group of
activists make a surprisingly idiotic
decision
goddamn liberals the chimps essentially
Rage Against the Machine and they rage
hard giving the film its title and
making the viewers hate those animal
activists as if PETA wasn’t having a
hard enough time as it is
man they ruined it for everybody and
even managed to infect us with anger
number bore a few apples short scream by
now we can look back at this scene at
laugh considering we know the franchise
as a whole still it’s a perfect example
of how poor decision-making can make any
mild-mannered viewer foam at the mouth
whether inside the movie theaters or at
home as Wes Craven’s iconic film starts
Casey Becker gets a naughty phone call
but no matter what the audio / says she
can’t manage to hang up the damn phone
and call the cops listen I am two
seconds away from calling the police
they never make it in time we’re out in
the middle of nowhere you gotta hand it
to drew Barrymore for such an honest
performance even if her character is a
few apples short of a bushel number
three torture porn the ring have you
heard about this videotape that kills
you when you watch it if spree made
people laugh and cry this American
remake of the classic Japanese horror
film made viewers meltdown in public and
dribble a little bit of pee down their
legs at the heart of the ring is the
tape a disturbing recording that
characters have been warned not to watch
because it will kill them that didn’t
scare you
no no really sorry and just like nobody
can turn away from a train wreck the
characters in this film naturally just
have to know what the eff is going on
with this tape as if they actually could
know that a creepy girl would crawl out
of the TV you drag them to help
but alas that’s what happens moral of
this story maybe just don’t push play
and go to the gym or something instead
number two did I do that the mist I gave
it a good shot nobody can say we didn’t
perhaps one of the most agonizing
moments in modern cinema a man comes to
the proverbial crossroads after the mist
wreaks havoc yet this path of escapism
involves death for his entire crew
there’s being the upstanding citizen
that he is David Drayton executes a mass
mercy killing sparing himself only
because he ran out of bullets but
surprise the war is over
as the US Army rolls up and
inadvertently delivers the knockout
punch two old babies very soul now
that’s what you call some bad timing and
certainly a blow to the senses
before we unveil our topic here are a
few honorable mentions into the creek if
he sings only do they leak hell no these
things were made by the US Army Corps of
Engineers
number one municipal mismanagement jaws
I pulled a tooth the size of a shot
glass out of the wrecked hull of a boat
out there and it was the tooth of a
great white when the remains of a dead
body are found on Shore mayor Larry
Vaughn doesn’t bonder pressure from
local authorities look we depend on the
summer people here for our very live
rather he stands tall in the name of the
almighty dollar even if people later
described ginormous teeth in the wrecked
halls of boats for Christ’s sake Jamar’s
the fourth of July and we will be open
for business
and so the smug politician doesn’t close
the beach after all they caught the
culprit in question right well no they
didn’t guys don’t feel bit there
some people in horror movies only screw
themselves with dumbass decisions but in
Jaws one prideful man just couldn’t pay
attention to the obvious facts and made
everyone feel the wrath of a great white
shark I’m not gonna waste my time
arguing with a man who’s lining up to be
a hot lunch I’m gonna see you later so
do you agree with our selections what do
you think was the dumbest decision in
horror movie history
for more mind-blowing top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com
die welcome to watchmojo.com and still
be counting down our picks for the top
10 dumbest decisions in horror movies
for this list we’re focusing on
legitimately boneheaded moves that
either led to imminent death or general
chaos
we’re also excluding joke scenes a la
Bill Murray’s demise in Zombieland oh my
god oh my god I can’t believe I shot
alright number 10
heroine nor demons evil dead turtle in
Monto now tourim de menthe Oh The Book
of the Dead such words may not seem
appropriate for someone battling a
heroin addiction to the woods hopefully
still works but in fyddai Alvarez is
supposedly fresh installment of the
classic series Eric makes the conscious
decision to study a flesh bound book
which also happens to be written in
blood spoiler alert Maya soon has a lot
more to worry about than snack all
thanks to Eric and his dim-witted
curiosity I read a passage from that
book it was some sort of prayer I
released something David
I don’t know at least something evil the
next time you have to choose between
naturam de menthe oh and heroin you
should probably just choose the latter
at least in the movies hi hey stop your
song
this motherfucker number nine
all that work the cabin in the woods
already started
despite the brilliance of the narrative
itself this cinematic collaboration from
Joss Whedon and Drew Goddard has one
major flaw that can’t be ignored the
gods that used to rule the earth as long
as they accept our sacrifice they remain
below but the other rituals have all
failed as the orchestrators of a plan to
appease the gods watch a contrived
narrative unfold Marty and Dana managed
to survive the ritualistic mayhem and
find themselves in a secret elevator
I really think while it may seem like a
tough predicament they managed to pick
the lock so to speak thus unleashing the
monsters all over the surprise staff all
that work but still such a flawed
security system of course you also have
Kurt’s questionable motorcycle jump but
in one way that kind of makes sense I’m
coming back here I’m coming back with
cops and choppers and large cans and
those things are gonna pay no brie
totally not an unexplored cave the
descent not immune on this guy’s before
no but the only level to be quite safe
door considering what happens to Sarah’s
family in the opening events of the
descent you’d think that Juno might have
learned a lesson when it comes to future
outdoor excursions safety first
Holly safety first I don’t want any
stumps this time but these are the
movies and if you’re gonna take your
loved one spelunking you go big or you
go home
of course Juno didn’t exactly tell
anybody the truth regarding the
unexplored cave system so naturally
there were all kinds of screwed and left
to battle some deeply annoying creatures
known as the crawlers and I guess you
know what happens next
hey we can make it healthy number seven
run Helen run I know what you did last
summer
when you’re being chased by a dark
figure with a massive hook and they
appear to be quite efficient in their
ways the best course of action is always
to keep moving you know running away
from certain death
however in I know what you did last
summer the beautiful Helen shivers finds
herself distracted by a marching band
and obvious safety however she
inexplicably stops and not to check her
phone instead she stops because that’s
just how dumb blondes get killed in
horror movies and that’s why people
scream at inanimate objects in public
number six hands in a box saw to hello
Michael I want to play okay for round
two of jigsaws devious game of murder he
threatens slow and nasty deaths but like
a true gentleman he informs the victims
that antidotes to their predicament can
be found around the pad several eye
hidden around this house
one is inside the safe in front of you
you all possess the combination to say
well once Addison reaches a glass box
she’s not quite as composed as she’d
like to be if she would have just
processed the situation properly rather
than sticking not one but both hands in
that box
she might have noticed that the key was
lying just a few inches away not a sharp
move at he kind of like Laurens cutting
off his damn foot in the original song
rather than using his shirt to get the
phone number five Rage Against the
Machine 28 days later I know who you are
I know what do you think joke II don’t
want to keep your mouth shut I’m gonna
hustle kind of like global warming some
people just refuse to believe scientists
despite warnings from one in the opening
minutes of this zombie flick a group of
activists make a surprisingly idiotic
decision
goddamn liberals the chimps essentially
Rage Against the Machine and they rage
hard giving the film its title and
making the viewers hate those animal
activists as if PETA wasn’t having a
hard enough time as it is
man they ruined it for everybody and
even managed to infect us with anger
number bore a few apples short scream by
now we can look back at this scene at
laugh considering we know the franchise
as a whole still it’s a perfect example
of how poor decision-making can make any
mild-mannered viewer foam at the mouth
whether inside the movie theaters or at
home as Wes Craven’s iconic film starts
Casey Becker gets a naughty phone call
but no matter what the audio / says she
can’t manage to hang up the damn phone
and call the cops listen I am two
seconds away from calling the police
they never make it in time we’re out in
the middle of nowhere you gotta hand it
to drew Barrymore for such an honest
performance even if her character is a
few apples short of a bushel number
three torture porn the ring have you
heard about this videotape that kills
you when you watch it if spree made
people laugh and cry this American
remake of the classic Japanese horror
film made viewers meltdown in public and
dribble a little bit of pee down their
legs at the heart of the ring is the
tape a disturbing recording that
characters have been warned not to watch
because it will kill them that didn’t
scare you
no no really sorry and just like nobody
can turn away from a train wreck the
characters in this film naturally just
have to know what the eff is going on
with this tape as if they actually could
know that a creepy girl would crawl out
of the TV you drag them to help
but alas that’s what happens moral of
this story maybe just don’t push play
and go to the gym or something instead
number two did I do that the mist I gave
it a good shot nobody can say we didn’t
perhaps one of the most agonizing
moments in modern cinema a man comes to
the proverbial crossroads after the mist
wreaks havoc yet this path of escapism
involves death for his entire crew
there’s being the upstanding citizen
that he is David Drayton executes a mass
mercy killing sparing himself only
because he ran out of bullets but
surprise the war is over
as the US Army rolls up and
inadvertently delivers the knockout
punch two old babies very soul now
that’s what you call some bad timing and
certainly a blow to the senses
before we unveil our topic here are a
few honorable mentions into the creek if
he sings only do they leak hell no these
things were made by the US Army Corps of
Engineers
number one municipal mismanagement jaws
I pulled a tooth the size of a shot
glass out of the wrecked hull of a boat
out there and it was the tooth of a
great white when the remains of a dead
body are found on Shore mayor Larry
Vaughn doesn’t bonder pressure from
local authorities look we depend on the
summer people here for our very live
rather he stands tall in the name of the
almighty dollar even if people later
described ginormous teeth in the wrecked
halls of boats for Christ’s sake Jamar’s
the fourth of July and we will be open
for business
and so the smug politician doesn’t close
the beach after all they caught the
culprit in question right well no they
didn’t guys don’t feel bit there
some people in horror movies only screw
themselves with dumbass decisions but in
Jaws one prideful man just couldn’t pay
attention to the obvious facts and made
everyone feel the wrath of a great white
shark I’m not gonna waste my time
arguing with a man who’s lining up to be
a hot lunch I’m gonna see you later so
do you agree with our selections what do
you think was the dumbest decision in
horror movie history
for more mind-blowing top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com
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