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counting down our picks for the top 10
dumbest decisions by videogame
characters for more gaming videos check
out our new spinoff channel mojo plays
for in-depth reviews thoughtful video
essays detailed character origins and
insightful commentary mojo plays games
smarter for this list we’ll be taking a
look at what our favorite video game
characters do when they’re presented
with a difficult choice and whether or
not they choose the right thing spoiler
alert
take out additionally we’ll be observing
idiotic decisions made by secondary
characters and how they affect our
protagonists oh so I kill Reapers on the
side and you on and pretend we’re
look we know you’re the president’s
daughter and everything but seriously
you got to stop it Ashley you are
driving us nuts girl the amount of times
we hear is frickin maddening we can
avoid the traps so why can’t you Ashley
we can see the bear trap three feet
ahead of us but Ashley is kind of
oblivious to it whether she’s caught in
an elaborate trap or just misses a step
it’s always up to us to help her out hey
take it easy number nine
sleeping with Michaels wife Grand Theft
Auto five well you’re a great student
not just loosen up those hips okay if
you’re gonna sleep with someone’s wife
just don’t secondly do your research
Kyle Chaves aka mrs. DeSantis tennis
coach likes to bring the training back
to the bedroom unfortunately for him
Michael the furious husband happens to
be a highly trained criminal and
promptly ran over three people just to
get his way to the house speaking of
which after Michael tears down a house
that actually doesn’t belong to Kyle mr.
Chavis does the one smart thing in his
life and boards the next plane out of
town
you win get on me in this Rose get this
mother number eight not running when you
see a giant monster slowly coming
towards you metal gear survived
oh no the wormhole was stable but I now
detect energy fluctuations within it
there is a giant Lovecraftian creature
the size of a building making its way
towards you better just stare at it
right seriously the fact that we have to
be told more than once to run is
basically unbelievable so what is our
character thinking it’s not just
ourselves we have to worry about as well
as we’re literally carrying a child
whose life depends on us I mean we don’t
even move when a giant fireball comes
hurtling out of the creatures mouth and
right for us gamers were screaming to
take control during this cutscene so
they could actually do the smart thing
number seven using white phosphorus
this is a game that’s gonna mess with
your head
it has brilliant writing and characters
and the choices your characters make
have a lasting impact on their
psychological state when presented with
a choice to use white phosphorus to take
out enemy troops Walker wants to go for
it granted he doesn’t have the correct
information at the time but if something
is deemed unethical it’s probably for a
reason
anyway Walker’s choice results in the
loss of many innocent lives in a
terrifying and horrifically no no no
those can’t be the cities that got
kidnapped it’s not possible
number six killing the colossi and not
stopping when every kill infects you
with something icky Shadow of the
we get it saving a loved one is really
important
resurrecting a loved one from the dead
after an ominous voice tells you to kill
giant beings might be a point to start
drawing the line we don’t know why we’re
killing these colossi and we’re visibly
becoming sicker and infected with some
kind of Darkness but hey let’s still go
for it
wander maybe these lands were forbidden
for a reason of course it isn’t as
simple as just killing the bad guys and
saving the girl but we’re gonna leave it
at that
[Music]
number five cheating on Katherine and
continuously digging himself deeper
Katherine so if I’m not mistaken it
would appear you have another woman in
your life yes no no it she’s just
cheating almost always catches up with
you in the end the best thing is
probably not to do it anyway in this
game
Vincent can’t help but hold on to his
bachelor lifestyle and makes the mistake
of cheating on his partner Katherine
with a k’ with Katherine with a c’ his
guilt continues to creep up on him until
he can’t tell the difference between
these nightmares and reality fact that
Vincent doesn’t just correct his mistake
from the get-go is kind of infuriating
and the way he can’t even form a
sentence when caught probably doesn’t
help either let me get this straight
then you got into this even though you
knew I was pregnant with your child
shit number four killing Max’s family
Max Payne I mean anybody home I didn’t
like the way the show started they’ve
given me the best seat in the house
front row center a man who has nothing
to lose is someone you want to stay far
away from especially if you’re in a
video game after max comes home to see
his wife and baby slain and a horrific
killing the–basically goes berserk you
know you’ve made a mistake when the man
coming for you can take a few shots to
the chest down a couple of capsules of
painkillers and then slow down reality
so he can dive out from a room guns
number three slippy flying right in
front of us
starfox 64 so what’s the best course of
action when you’re facing a boss well
one might want to observe the way it
behaves work out the best course of
action exploit any weakness yeah you get
the idea right what’s the one thing to
do that
well flying directly into the freaking
thing and getting smacked so hard you
land on another planet nice one slippy
now we have to go and rescue you instead
of trying to take on everything hell
Who am I kidding anything by yourself
why don’t you hang back and let box take
we’re always saving your hi
live number 2 doing things other than
saving the galaxy Mass Effect series we
should record this and broadcast it for
the readers they’ll either run away
meltdown or fall in love here’s the
thought maybe don’t endorse shops visit
cafes and play games with your pals when
the fate of the entire galaxy rests on
your shoulders shepard tries desperately
to convince people of the very real
threat the reapers pose to every being
in the galaxy but it’s hard for him or
her to be taken seriously when they
personally seem to be preoccupied all
the time an entire colony of humans has
been abducted man that’s not important
what’s important is seeing the sights
and trying to romance that chick with
the blue skin no thanks
I’m happy with just me in the music
before we unveil our top pick here are a
ultimate of your dying
[Music]
number one looking for answers in Silent
Hill Silent Hill series in my Restless
dreams I see that town Silent Hill
whether you’re receiving a cryptic
message from your dead wife or looking
for your daughter if it leads to Silent
Hill you might want to rethink doing
that help Heather from the third game is
well aware of the horrors Silent Hill
holds even before she goes there and yet
she still does screw whatever the stakes
are that place is a literal nightmare
come to life we’d move out of the
country if the town of Silent Hill
really existed things to keep in mind
fog monsters and an abandoned town are
hey guys Dan here to remind you to check
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in the description below you can join
the Dollar Shave Club for five bucks and
you get their daily essentials starter
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for a month this thing will really up
your grooming game in a lot of ways just
check out all the cool stuff you get
with it
Body Wash Amber lavender a little bit of
a shave butter for you
one wipe Charlies love these bad boys
executive razor which has got some good
heft to it and of course and these sweet
razor blades after the first box
replacement cartridges are sent for only
a few bucks a month plus Dollar Shave
Club has a whole bunch of other products
to help you look and feel your best
toothpaste hair products basically
everything so you can get that $5 offer by going to www.redcross.org
Shave Club join the club for only $5 and
get the daily essentials starter kit for
one month find the link below okay
here’s the guide on what not to do
welcome to watchmojo.com and she’ll be
counting down our picks for the top 10
dumbest decisions by videogame
characters for more gaming videos check
out our new spinoff channel mojo plays
for in-depth reviews thoughtful video
essays detailed character origins and
insightful commentary mojo plays games
smarter for this list we’ll be taking a
look at what our favorite video game
characters do when they’re presented
with a difficult choice and whether or
not they choose the right thing spoiler
alert
take out additionally we’ll be observing
idiotic decisions made by secondary
characters and how they affect our
protagonists oh so I kill Reapers on the
side and you on and pretend we’re
look we know you’re the president’s
daughter and everything but seriously
you got to stop it Ashley you are
driving us nuts girl the amount of times
we hear is frickin maddening we can
avoid the traps so why can’t you Ashley
we can see the bear trap three feet
ahead of us but Ashley is kind of
oblivious to it whether she’s caught in
an elaborate trap or just misses a step
it’s always up to us to help her out hey
take it easy number nine
sleeping with Michaels wife Grand Theft
Auto five well you’re a great student
not just loosen up those hips okay if
you’re gonna sleep with someone’s wife
just don’t secondly do your research
Kyle Chaves aka mrs. DeSantis tennis
coach likes to bring the training back
to the bedroom unfortunately for him
Michael the furious husband happens to
be a highly trained criminal and
promptly ran over three people just to
get his way to the house speaking of
which after Michael tears down a house
that actually doesn’t belong to Kyle mr.
Chavis does the one smart thing in his
life and boards the next plane out of
town
you win get on me in this Rose get this
mother number eight not running when you
see a giant monster slowly coming
towards you metal gear survived
oh no the wormhole was stable but I now
detect energy fluctuations within it
there is a giant Lovecraftian creature
the size of a building making its way
towards you better just stare at it
right seriously the fact that we have to
be told more than once to run is
basically unbelievable so what is our
character thinking it’s not just
ourselves we have to worry about as well
as we’re literally carrying a child
whose life depends on us I mean we don’t
even move when a giant fireball comes
hurtling out of the creatures mouth and
right for us gamers were screaming to
take control during this cutscene so
they could actually do the smart thing
number seven using white phosphorus
this is a game that’s gonna mess with
your head
it has brilliant writing and characters
and the choices your characters make
have a lasting impact on their
psychological state when presented with
a choice to use white phosphorus to take
out enemy troops Walker wants to go for
it granted he doesn’t have the correct
information at the time but if something
is deemed unethical it’s probably for a
reason
anyway Walker’s choice results in the
loss of many innocent lives in a
terrifying and horrifically no no no
those can’t be the cities that got
kidnapped it’s not possible
number six killing the colossi and not
stopping when every kill infects you
with something icky Shadow of the
we get it saving a loved one is really
important
resurrecting a loved one from the dead
after an ominous voice tells you to kill
giant beings might be a point to start
drawing the line we don’t know why we’re
killing these colossi and we’re visibly
becoming sicker and infected with some
kind of Darkness but hey let’s still go
for it
wander maybe these lands were forbidden
for a reason of course it isn’t as
simple as just killing the bad guys and
saving the girl but we’re gonna leave it
at that
[Music]
number five cheating on Katherine and
continuously digging himself deeper
Katherine so if I’m not mistaken it
would appear you have another woman in
your life yes no no it she’s just
cheating almost always catches up with
you in the end the best thing is
probably not to do it anyway in this
game
Vincent can’t help but hold on to his
bachelor lifestyle and makes the mistake
of cheating on his partner Katherine
with a k’ with Katherine with a c’ his
guilt continues to creep up on him until
he can’t tell the difference between
these nightmares and reality fact that
Vincent doesn’t just correct his mistake
from the get-go is kind of infuriating
and the way he can’t even form a
sentence when caught probably doesn’t
help either let me get this straight
then you got into this even though you
knew I was pregnant with your child
shit number four killing Max’s family
Max Payne I mean anybody home I didn’t
like the way the show started they’ve
given me the best seat in the house
front row center a man who has nothing
to lose is someone you want to stay far
away from especially if you’re in a
video game after max comes home to see
his wife and baby slain and a horrific
killing the–basically goes berserk you
know you’ve made a mistake when the man
coming for you can take a few shots to
the chest down a couple of capsules of
painkillers and then slow down reality
so he can dive out from a room guns
number three slippy flying right in
front of us
starfox 64 so what’s the best course of
action when you’re facing a boss well
one might want to observe the way it
behaves work out the best course of
action exploit any weakness yeah you get
the idea right what’s the one thing to
do that
well flying directly into the freaking
thing and getting smacked so hard you
land on another planet nice one slippy
now we have to go and rescue you instead
of trying to take on everything hell
Who am I kidding anything by yourself
why don’t you hang back and let box take
we’re always saving your hi
live number 2 doing things other than
saving the galaxy Mass Effect series we
should record this and broadcast it for
the readers they’ll either run away
meltdown or fall in love here’s the
thought maybe don’t endorse shops visit
cafes and play games with your pals when
the fate of the entire galaxy rests on
your shoulders shepard tries desperately
to convince people of the very real
threat the reapers pose to every being
in the galaxy but it’s hard for him or
her to be taken seriously when they
personally seem to be preoccupied all
the time an entire colony of humans has
been abducted man that’s not important
what’s important is seeing the sights
and trying to romance that chick with
the blue skin no thanks
I’m happy with just me in the music
before we unveil our top pick here are a
ultimate of your dying
[Music]
number one looking for answers in Silent
Hill Silent Hill series in my Restless
dreams I see that town Silent Hill
whether you’re receiving a cryptic
message from your dead wife or looking
for your daughter if it leads to Silent
Hill you might want to rethink doing
that help Heather from the third game is
well aware of the horrors Silent Hill
holds even before she goes there and yet
she still does screw whatever the stakes
are that place is a literal nightmare
come to life we’d move out of the
country if the town of Silent Hill
really existed things to keep in mind
fog monsters and an abandoned town are
hey guys Dan here to remind you to check
out the Dollar Shave Club with the link
in the description below you can join
the Dollar Shave Club for five bucks and
you get their daily essentials starter
kit
for a month this thing will really up
your grooming game in a lot of ways just
check out all the cool stuff you get
with it
Body Wash Amber lavender a little bit of
a shave butter for you
one wipe Charlies love these bad boys
executive razor which has got some good
heft to it and of course and these sweet
razor blades after the first box
replacement cartridges are sent for only
a few bucks a month plus Dollar Shave
Club has a whole bunch of other products
to help you look and feel your best
toothpaste hair products basically
everything so you can get that $5 offer by going to www.redcross.org
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