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Top 10 Dumbest Cartoon Movie Characters


they’re not the brightest bulbs in the
chandelier but the movies would be
duller without them Taji welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top 10 dumbest
movie cartoon characters for this list
we’re concentrating on not so bright
cartoon characters created for film not
characters from TV series that later
became films yeah all you want to do is
burn and murder stuff burn and murder
stuff number 10 Mitch down ParaNorman I
guess I should go get some clothes on
oh there’s dumb jocks and then there’s
Mitch the designated driver of the van
in ParaNorman do you use free weights
cuz your deltoids are huge I’ve never
used deltoids in my life I swear you can
test me kill me now unlike a lot of
stereotypical dumb jocks mitch is a very
friendly and decent guy just more
interested in bulking up his muscles
than bulking up his brain ParaNorman is
a movie about not judging people by
appearances so it’s appropriate that
this applies to Mitch as much as it does
to any other character what what did you
just say does anyone know CPR
number nine Brent McHale Cloudy with a
Chance of Meatballs diapers are fine
when you’re a baby when you’re a grown
man not so much Brett McHale isn’t
playing with a full deck in Cloudy with
a Chance of Meatballs so he thinks
nothing of this strange sartorial choice
that’s just one example of his cloudy
thought processes and one of the reasons
this former spokesperson for baby Brett
sardines is such a memorable character
I’m not a baby friend anymore
we contribute to society project number
eight Lefou Beauty and the Beast so
how’d it go hey dopey comic relief
henchmen are a staple of movies animated
or otherwise and Lefou from Beauty and
the Beast is one of the best I’ve got my
heart set on marrying Belle but she
needs a little persuasion turned him
down flat
his boss Gaston is not exactly a
brainiac himself maybe that’s why he
keeps him around to make him look smart
in comparison Gaston is the best and the
rest is so terrific you could argue that
Lefou dumbest move is to continue taking
guest Dawn’s abuse and keep coming back
for more
looks like Gaston takes cheap shots like
Gaston let’s do persecute harmless
crackpots like Gaston number seven Roger
Rabbit Who Framed Roger Rabbit Roger
what’s this wading bird tweety bird
Roger Rivas it says it’s a rabbit it
clumped rabbit see starves Roger Rabbit
is operating a few bricks short of a
load which causes a problem for the
private investigator trying to save him
in Who Framed Roger Rabbit
cool shorten call the cops
I can hear the hell but what do you knew
it also doesn’t help that Roger is
frenzied hyperactive and can’t quite
control himself
I don’t believe it that’s bad news for
the detective but good news for
audiences who benefit from watching his
wild antics from a safe distance
the stains don’t be a the only one for
me you’ll see the journaling picadillo
we’re gonna be happy again yep
happy yeah
number six goofy the Walt Disney
franchise on shontayne at MOSI one of
Disney’s most iconic characters the
beloved goofy is a prized knucklehead
it’s bad but could you back up a bit mr.
Foote – you’re out of focus an eternal
optimist naive and nice to a fault this
dumb Disney dog has gone from supporting
pooch to main mutt over his career with
the house of mouse but no matter what
he’s doing
slapstick comedy invariably ensues why
are you doing this to me dad
cuz I don’t want you to end up in the
electric chair
the goof is very slow witted but his
lack of smarts isn’t shown so much by
what he says as by what he does
oh and do 14 so instead of talking about
him we’ll just show you why
gorsh people the max on me number five
Doug ah my name is Doug I have just met
you and I love you what dogs have a
reputation for being lovably idiotic and
Doug from up demonstrates just how
deserved that reputation may be my
master laid me his collar he is a good
and smart master and he made me this
collar so that I may talk squirrel my
master is good and smart loyal cuddly
friendly eager to please and frisky as
they come
Doug is also pretty much brainless hey
that is bird I have never seen one up
close but this bird may I take your bird
back to camp as my prisoner yes yes take
it and easily distracted thanks to a
special voice box we’re able to hear
what passes for thoughts in Doug’s brain
and his innocent scattershot thoughts
are a delight I do not like the cone of
shame number four Olaf frozen hi
everyone I’m Olaf and I like warm hugs
hola
people leave frozen singing let it go
but quoting the happily dim-witted
snowman Olaf I like to consider myself a
love expert possessed of a childish
sense of wonder and a delight in just
being alive
Olaf is seeing the world for the first
time I’ve heard are you okay are you
kidding me I am wonderful I’ve always
wanted a nose like me to be unicorn what
hey ho oh I love it even more his knife
tay is endless how is he supposed to
know that being impaled is a bad thing
or that summer is not exactly the best
time of year to be a snowman my snow up
against the burning sand probably
getting gorgeously tanned in summer
number three edie The Lion King what do
you think it laugh and the world laughs
with you unless you’re ed the hyena from
The Lion King
not funny
one of the villainous cars evil henchmen
heads laughter isn’t charming and
infectious it’s more disturbing the
definitely dumb hyena is also somewhat
insane which explains his inability to
think coherently but doesn’t make him
any smarter just creepier me I didn’t
know did you
Oh Edie doodles
number two dory Finding Nemo like I have
to find the boat a boat hey I’ve seen a
boat yeah uh-huh and it passed by not
too long ago
a white one hi I’m dory we’re which way
oh it went on marlin search for his son
may provide the plot for Finding Nemo
but Dory provides a disproportionate
share of the laughs when life get you
down you know what you gotta do I don’t
know what you gotta do just keep
swimming just keep swimming just keep
swimming swimming swimming what do we do
we swim swim touring or singing Dory’s
not necessarily stupid she’s just cursed
with the worst case of short-term memory
loss the world has ever seen
can I help you something’s wrong with
you her inability to remember things
from one moment to the next is an
endless source of laughs but her warmth
and loyalty make this scatterbrained
blue tang lovable move someone to Hey
look together
I’m dory I’m Nemo Nemo that’s a nice
name before we reveal our top pick here
are some honorable mentions let me see
it’s another dinosaur I mean one I just
don’t think I can take that kind of
rejection a salon sort of clarity about
cook I’ll have to kill her myself in
person what you mean physically
number one Kronk Pepe crankin it’s the
Emperor’s New Groove yeah I got that
berries my Kronk’s body is so overloaded
with muscle that there simply isn’t any
room left over for brains he’s missing
your chair right very good Kronk here
get the snack got it
grasping concepts isn’t exactly his
strong suit nor does he have the
greatest attention span basket a liver
and onion rings a catch of the day in a
steak cut in the shape of a trout you
got all that honey
three liquors wearing pants played a
hot-air basket of grandmas breakfast and
change the bull to a guilt guy but as
yzma x’ incompetent henchmen in the
Emperor’s New Groove
he makes stupidity into an art form
besides he’s basically a good-hearted
guy and who wouldn’t love a guy who
could speak fluent squirrel
it’d been in the middle squeaky squeaks
skipper weakened do you agree with our
list
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