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Top 10 Dumbest Anime Heroes (ft. Todd Haberkorn!)


they’re here to save the day even if
they are as dumb as a group of teens on
Spring Break going to an abandoned cabin
at a horror movie with my rice I like
that some cow cow cow welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top 10 dumbest
anime heroes somewhat of a turn I
usually don’t either
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this list we’ll be looking at the
protagonists an anime who are most
definitely not the brightest of bulbs
that’s not to say they aren’t great
characters but it’s very clear their
intelligence stats are on the low end of
the spectrum i’m todd haberkorn and I’ve
voiced my share of heroes expect more
Fairy Tail later this year and I’m not
immune to dumb protagonists decisions
myself behind the mic and in real life
why did I eat the entire dozen of donuts
in one setting let’s get ready to mojo
Oh what sort of food will satisfy this
terrifying creatures dark appetites
number 10 chee-chee-chee rasoi
katana guitar e no one can deny that
this shirtless wonder is one of the
strongest martial artists around the
dude is practically a living weapon
capable of slicing bodies apart with but
a single swipe of his legs
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honestly if it weren’t for the fact that
he’s got no grasp of social norms or
higher thought functionality he could
probably take over the land and rule as
Shogun alas she chika above all else is
a sword in service to the tiny yet
temperamental love of his life
toga mang don’t let that unassuming face
of his fool you if his mistress so
wishes it you’ll be torn apart before
you know it you sits Cohutta number nine
davis digimon adventure
oh – you have to feel sorry for this guy
not only was he stuck in Tai shadow as
the new leader of the digidestined but
his serious lack of tact prevented him
from successfully smearing the moves on
his beloved crush khari
his name is not funny it’s Peking all
right TJ JB here whatever it is yeah he
certainly knew how to come through and
it counted but his inability to know
when to zip it certainly hurt his
chances of getting a happy ending
I need a team that knows how to pass the
take it from a guy like todd haberkorn
davis there’s nothing the ladies hate
more than a guy who never stops talking
about himself wait hashtag have a
revelation
number eight Hajime Ichi no se Gatchaman
crowds there’s no shortage of bubbly
hyperactive and naive female characters
out there in the world of anime but
Hajime here might just take first place
for all three categories not sure about
you but if I got the chance to turn into
a neon pink robotic superhero I’d be
over the moon
scratch that over the moon and hanging
out on Jupiter but I’d also know how to
listen to my fellow teammates as opposed
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our heroines serious lack of focus and
weird obsession with stationary
certainly doesn’t do her any favors when
battling mess but it’s hard to stay mad
at someone who has adorableness down to
a capital T number seven aqua Cola Suba
you might think that having this
delightfully devilish deity as your
personal goddess would be nothing short
of heavenly but you’d be dead wrong
cause in Cassini mums study da mega
the tigress wha seriously if you’re
heading towards a bright light and she’s
the one standing at the end turn around
and make a break for it because this
little lady is nothing but trouble shall
banish you to an RPG world will blow all
her skill points on the most useless
abilities and generally act as
inattentive and irresponsible as
she really is the last person you want
to swear fealty to the mini Rena
fucking now number six kid muscle
ultimate muscle come on kids smile
best-dressed is a great honor but my mom
dresses me of course no one else knows
that
just like his dear old dad this
wrestling prodigy is nothing more than a
coward whose only real desire is to
stuff his belly and earn the attention
of the ladies you probably just didn’t
explain things the right way do they
know that I lose to myself at shadow
boxing can you hear what the kid muscles
cookin
unfortunately for junior over here he
often finds himself tangling with the
most villainous fighters that galaxy has
to offer and despite his best efforts to
flee he’s often the only one who could
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he may have flashes of Awesomeness when
he pile drives them into oblivion
but his constant screaming and inability
to control his bodily fluids when scared
doesn’t exactly paint him in the
prettiest picture
hashtag number five dandy
space dandy is he one of the galaxy’s
coolest cats for sure is he also one of
the galaxy’s biggest idiots
absolutely and is his voice actor the
ultimate foodie you bet as the capital
of the Aloha OE dandy and his ragtag
crew traversed the cosmos in search of
new alien species to record and capture
or at least he’s supposed to more often
than not you can find him crashing at
his favorite space chain restaurant
boobies boobs
if you speak honest trailer his cocky
nature is constantly throwing himself
and his crew into life-or-death
situations you think there might be
something wrong with me out no I
wouldn’t worry about him he probably
just got a bug which more often than not
results in death no joke this guy’s
kicked the bucket more times than there
are stars but hey at least he has
fabulous hair number four monkey dee
Luffy one piece he’s taken down would-be
gods declared war on every government
and punched through more skulls than
thought possible on his way to becoming
the king of the Pirates what are you
doing the only thing on his mind
friends food and adventure and that’s
about it
that doesn’t sound like any animated
hero I can think of not at all cuckoo
Helen Walker Edward Ellie oh wait
there’s a height requirement for that
one Luffy will go down without a doubt
as one of if not the greatest anime
protagonists but it can’t be denied that
the word consequence doesn’t exist in
his vocabulary you’re all going to die
you morons can’t challenge the entire
world
that’s away he’s spat in the face of
rulers took on whole armies and even
once tried to stop a giant boat from
crushing an entire civilization his
solution to all of them
don’t stop the punching hold on to that
number three black star so leader unlike
a certain symmetry obsessed gunslinger
hello
this would be ninja is all about being
large and in charge who one day hopes to
amass enough strength that he can stand
at the pinnacle as the most powerful
being in the world his plan for doing so
screaming a lot and generally forgoing
any sense of stealth it’s impossible to
not be charmed by black stars enthusiasm
but it’s no secret that this Meister has
more shuriken than brain cells maybe he
would have managed to take out more bad
guys along the way if he didn’t feel the
need to announce his arrival before
every fight number two
Serena tsukino Sailor Moon fighting evil
by moonlight winning love by daylight
and loosing out at all hours in between
this pioneer of the magical girl genre
may always come through in the end to
punish her foes in the name of the Moon
but that doesn’t mean she’s also not one
of animes biggest crybabies when she’s
hardly the perfect student is driven by
her laziness and bottomless stomach and
if she gets even a whiff of that hunky
Tuxedo Mask
she’s off in her own little dreamworld
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it’s kind of amazing how the leader of
the Sailor Scouts is actually the least
qualified why aren’t you studying don’t
you have a test tomorrow oh yeah but
it’s no big deal mom
it’s not till tomorrow afternoon relax
number one Goku
Dragon Ball series when it comes to
martial arts transformation sequences
and saving the universe from extinction
this Saiyan truly is a genius and was a
professional French horn player
everything else yeah not so much
what comes after a trillion it’s two
trillion right that’s not to say we won
our kamehameha Meister to be
academically inclined it’s just that his
overwhelming desire to Train battle and
grow stronger often leads him to make
some really terrible decisions I want
him to reach his maximum I want to fight
him when he’s at his best what that’s
crazy
oh wait until freezer reaches his full
power sure give a world end or a Senzu
bean why not that’s a sense of bean eat
it okay it’s official you’ve completely
lost it have a helping hand and setting
up a tournament that could result in all
universes being erased from existence
little rascal you keep on with your
orange wearing big hair itself we love
it don’t forget to cut the dragonballs
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