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Top 10 Dumbest Animated TV Characters


support but all my magazines or did the
crossword who’s the dumbest of them all
we’ve got the answer right here welcome
to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
dumbest animated TV characters I’m gonna
be the defense attorney Oh
for this list we’re focusing on the most
unintelligent most brainless most dim
and most dumb characters on some of our
favorite animated shows but dumb as they
may be we still love them all yeah this
is never gonna work
damn cow Cleveland what am I doing wrong
you gotta get her running before you
start running number 10 Cal undergrads
look everyone
I made an ostrich Cal from MTV’s
undergrad series is tall blond and
handsome I knit what does Pro miss Q us
me he’s a hit with the ladies who don’t
seem to care that there’s not a single
brain in that pretty little head of his
good thing I never secretary my lady
friends we just played a little game I
like to call unprotected sex Cal is
oblivious to pretty much everything that
makes him a perfect foil to frat boy
Rocko whose dislike of Cal is blatantly
obvious to everyone mr. cooks you guys
are wusses check it out
I beat the crap on your mascot except
Cal hey guy go
don’t give away my secret identity guy
number nine beavis and butthead here I
come
dumb was taken to a new level with Mike
judges iconic beavis and butt-head this
dude isn’t dropping us music
the title characters are two teenage
slackers and would-be delinquents social
misfits with no compassion they classify
under the categories of either cool or
sucks really you want to talk to me wow
that’s cool let’s go to the mall I know
the great new phones yeah Beavis is
marginally more intelligent than
Butthead but we’re talking microscopic
differences here all right wait I found
another dead rat asswipe
I was about to have a wet dream number
eight fry Futurama hey who’s this guy
I’m the janitor I’m trying to take a nap
here I’m sorry I thought you were made
of wax I am made of wax what’s it to you
I mean I thought you were one of the wax
robots is there some reason a robot made
of wax can’t take a nap standing up in
the middle of a bunch of wax robots Oh
does that confuse you being dumb doesn’t
keep a character from being other things
Philip J fry from Futurama for example
is about as dumb as toast but he’s also
caring simple and appealing in my time
we didn’t depend on high-tech gadgets
like you do we didn’t need a mechanical
washing unit to wash our clothes we just
used a washing machine but make no
mistake he is dumb if you think bad luck
can defeat me then you don’t know my
name is Philip Jay
Frye may not always be on the ball
however he still manages to come through
in a pinch
sometimes besides it can’t be easy when
everyone around you has 1,000 years more
education than you do they’re finished
wouldn’t it work better if the wheels
were round it’s my invention we do it my
way
number seven Stimpy the Ren and Stimpy
show oh listen to me man I’m your friend
don’t you know cartoons will ruin your
mind
Stimson jcat the Stimpy of Ren and
Stimpy is a mindless but basically
Pleasant cat I may not be the president
I may not be the Pope but as long as I
have pretty kitty I shall never move his
trademark vacant stare and dopey smile
complete with tongue lolling out of the
side of his mouth tell you that there’s
no one home upstairs
Stimpy proves that ignorance is bliss
although for those around him like Ren
it’s not always quite so blissful okay
let’s check your blood pressure
well that looks normal number six pinky
pinky and the brain poisonous plants
bloodthirsty carnivores the stench of
decay permeating the air actually I
rather like it smells just like an
Airwick solid enough life for a
genetically modified lab mouse can be
pretty good if that Mouse happens to be
pinky of Pinky and the brain no brain
will make dr. B’s oh yes and then we’ll
fly on our magical pants to the planet
slacks not exactly what those scientists
modified isn’t quite clear but it sure
wasn’t his brain he’s basically
empty-headed still that doesn’t keep him
from being happy carefree and caring
that when we pray two simple words that
will make it all better
Hakuna Matata and on occasion pinky’s a
rational mind actually comes up with
some good ideas Hey are you pondering
what I’m pondering we eat the Box no
brain we build up boat and then we ate
the box number five
Edie Edie Edie and Eddy dorks get out of
my backyard
weird Kevin already has a clubhouse here
shut up man
Edie with only one D is the brainlessly
happy-go-lucky member of the Ed Edd and
Eddy trio what’s happening to EDS as
strong as he is dumb which means you
really don’t want to mess with him but
he’s also kind-hearted good-natured and
never knowingly misuses his strength
fixing ed burrito man weep a daydreamer
it has a tremendous love of comic books
and monster movies and an unfortunate
fear of soap yeah mister I wish I was as
smart pets number four Billy the grim
adventures of Billy and Mandy
hey what you trying to do suck my brains
out the friendly yin to Mandy’s cynical
yang Billy of the grim adventures of
Billy and Mandy is about as nice a guy
as you could care to meet don’t worry
new buddy I’ll get you all sorts afraid
that doesn’t stop him from being stupid
intensely stupid as a matter of fact
Rose Billick doof it also doesn’t stop
him from causing trouble inadvertently
of course also it’s a good idea to avoid
mentioning clowns around Billy just
saying number three Chris Griffin Family
Guy my name is Chris I’m supposed to be
on my best behavior tonight and not
mention who oh god what have I done
Family Guy is overloaded with idiots but
Chris Griffin manages to win the
stupidity prize barely over the not too
bright likes of Mayor Adam West and
Peter Griffin you’re a good handful a
dog after all this is a guy who gives
names to his pimples and sticks army
figures up his nose ow oh no I don’t
know man it’s tempting to call him as
dumb as a rock but truth be told a rock
may actually be smarter well that’s fine
but I don’t see how that affects
number two Ralph Wiggum The Simpsons
I found a moon rock in my nose
Homer Simpson may be a complete moron
but even he outpaces little Ralph Wiggum
in the brains Department though not by
much
dear Bart my legs don’t know how to be
as long as yours
Ralph’s high-pitched musings reveal a
brain that functions if that’s the word
for it in a totally random manner that
normal he’s kind of chaos theory made
human whether gluing his head to his
shoulder or running in a presidential
primary Ralph can be counted on to bring
inanity to a new level
compassionate tough
curious these are all words Ralph Wiggum
doesn’t know but he doesn’t need to know
them he lives them every day before we
reveal our top pick here are a few
honorable mentions hey excuse me mister
have you seen a gorilla hiding anywhere
around here
a gorilla hmm refresh my memory babe
what exactly does a gorilla look like
welder ah uh they’re uh they’re big I
didn’t know you’d have to leave me too
we didn’t know that either apparently
the other thing I’m chock full of is not
knowing stuff the Louvre is the most
incredible place in the world the Louvre
is an art museum I thought it was a mall
we use down that dirt road dude don’t
you remember where it is I can’t
remember it all looks the same
hold on let me get her Ben I’ll remember
where it is all right so where is it
where’s what nothing in the name of
Celestia just sit there and do nothing
number one patrick Star
SpongeBob SquarePants
nobody could ever call Spongebob
Squarepants smart except in comparison
to his best bud Patrick Starr dear
Patrick your momma and I are coming out
tomorrow for starfish day please try to
remember but don’t try too hard or
you’ll hurt yourself like last time love
daddy
spongebob my parents think I’m dumber
than a sack of diapers Patrick’s not
just dumb he’s also slothful lazy and
lacking in social graces but it’s
Patrick’s stupidity that really stands
out whether he’s forgetting how to eat
creating new words or confusing
condiments with musical instruments no
Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument
horseradish is not an instrument either
Patrick stands out as the dumbest
cartoon character on TV whoever’s the
owner of the white sedan you left your
lights on do you agree with our choices
what other dim-witted cartoon characters
should we have added to this list for
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