ever hear the one about the satanic
pizzeria gay bomb juice boxes and Justin
Bieber who do now they look up to some
twit instead of looking up to Thomas
Jefferson welcome to watchmojo.com and
today we’re counting down our picks for
the top ten dumbest alex jones
predictions that didn’t happen before we
begin we publish new content every day
so be sure to subscribe to our channel
and wing the belt to get notified about
our latest videos for this list we’re
looking at predictions made by this
American shock jock with a specified
time frame that never happened so Jones
open-ended warning about alien Satan for
example does it not make the cut and you
can read the Bible it’s hiding in plain
view folks it’s not of this world I
don’t know exactly what it is or what
it’s doing but this is not human
intelligence okay number 10
martial law sometimes it sucks to be
right again I was on television saying
that bin Laden’s a CIA asset looks like
he’ll attack New York but it also sucks
to be wrong over and over again
Jones frequently claims the US
government is about to enforce martial
law the army was preparing for it back
in 2009 as part of staged terror attacks
and in 2015 FEMA was set to take over
Texas you’ve heard state judges come out
and say we know there’s a martial law
plan for Texas and Lubbock in other
areas this is no but the agents of
totalitarian rule won’t be who you think
according to Jones and his site prison
planet in 2009 teenagers will be the
American Gestapo ready within two three
years to do seek and destroys they are
training youth cores I’d say be ready in
two three years shockingly this still
hasn’t happened damn lazy teenagers
unspoken oh hi we’re just here in a red
uniform to ask number nine financial
collapse how better to cash in on
catastrophe than with forecasts of worse
to come
now they’ve already stolen 60% of the
pension funds in a couple months it’s
all gonna be gone dumbasses excuse me on
the heels of the 2008 financial crisis a
panicked Jones projected that the
American dollar would devalue by 90% in
two years
in 2010 this became a devaluation of 50%
within two years I want you to listen
carefully in the next two years they’re
gonna devalue your currency by at least
50% you’re so stupid when the government
tells you it’s not be valued you still
won’t know it’s devalued to top it off
15 European nations would collapse by
June 2012 the global meltdown was also
supposed to begin in 2015 all thanks to
powerful elites that in hindsight are
apparently pretty incompetent it’ll be a
big toilet it’ll be a big giant toilet
like Eastern Europe
Jones has since predicted the EU will be
completely dissolved by 2022
so mark his words the European Union as
we know it will be gone by 2022 number 8
World War 3 who knows maybe the end is
nigh but for Alex Jones it’s not all the
time
my friends we stand at the precipice the
entire world is rushing towards World
War 3 while another world war is neither
laughable nor impossible the devil is in
the details like why or when for Jones
the why is a satanic cabal behind major
world events it includes the actual
demons Obama and Hillary who smell like
sulfur she’s a freaking demon and she
stinks and so does Obama ago like what
sulfur as for the when in 2006 Jones
asserted 890 percent chance of bone
shattering mega attacks within two
months that would trigger global war in
2009 the war would probably happen in
the next few years it’s not fear
mongering it’s reality then in 2011 it
was already happening and in 2016 it had
finally begun again but in our minds
world war 3 has begun and it’s a war
against sovereign nations it’s a war
against independent people number 7 the
deep state will murder trump sometimes
even avalanche alex is lost for words
in December 2017 Jones uncovered a
nefarious plot to kill the president his
source his good old-fashioned salt of
the
earth gut I think they’re gonna go ahead
and make their move to kill the
president I think I think in the next 30
days I think they’re gonna make an
assassination attempt I just my gut
it isn’t clear who the plotters are in a
spittle flecked rant that rails against
the Justice Department FBI and the
Clintons but in a follow up he specified
globalist operatives within the Secret
Service or some wind up crazy they’ve
gotten their network Trump and Jones are
mutual admirers and the prospect that
Jones is just made up plunges him into
paroxysm of defiant passion but he also
gives his prediction a backdoor
globalists will either give up or
activate their cells so they’ll either
try to murder the president or like not
number six y2k of course Jones cut his
conspiracy chew and teeth on y2k in
hindsight the hysteria around y2k is
difficult to credit but at the time
people worried that the rollover of
dates into the 2000s would glitch some
computer systems then there were the
prophets of digital apocalypse who
foresaw worldwide chaos on New Year’s
Eve 1999 a young Jones milked this
paranoia for all it was worth
describing cash machines and power
plants failing currencies plunging more
wars than in the past 50 years
gas stations out of water and fuel
government about to take over radio and
TV military everywhere and Russia
threatening to nuke America it’s
absolutely out of control it is pandemic
ladies and gentlemen as it turns out
January 1st 2000 was just another day
number five machete will start a race
war in 2010 as Arizona introduced
controversial laws against undocumented
immigrants director Robert Rodriguez
released a special trailer for his Mex
ploy tation movie machete
it was tongue-in-cheek but also
politically pointed and ripe for the
purposes of a professional provocateur
who essentially sells fear according to
Jones there was a 90% chance the movie
would trigger racial riots and raychel
killings upon release on September 3rd
it became a call for violence a call for
racial warfare and death and it never
happened now better luck with the mass
violence next time Alex something they
still got you taken out of the trash
number four a staged assassination
attempt against Obama the new world
order are busy folks they’re using juice
boxes to turn children gay and lacing
president Trump’s diet coke with
sedatives oh and they killed Prince he
felt that you and I should be very very
careful it’s all part of a master plan
for world domination and in 2009 this
meant a fake assassination attempt on
Obama Jones repeated his claim in 2010
their ace of spades is to stage an
attack on Obama and they are getting
ready for this to demonize the
opposition and bring in a massive
crackdown the globalists would blame it
on the Islamists and a tea party 9/11
truther two birds one stone
the plot would boost Obama’s approval
ratings allowing him to confiscate guns
and go to war with Iran yeah not so much
whoopsy number three a false flag attack
it’s the 9/11 truthers favorite topic
the staged terror attacks are coming any
time now in August 2006 Jones predicted
mega attacks within two months in
January 2009 he could feel it coming in
his bones
and by February there was no doubt of an
inaugural bombing within six to seven
months just like 9/11 and there I mean
you think the worship of Bush with a 92
percent approval rating after they
staged 9/11 was I Obama will probably be
98 percent or something it would be a
biological event preceding a worse
attack that would wipe out half of the
US population and it was soon so soon
before year’s end
in fact in June he wouldn’t be surprised
if it happened in two to three months
red-level made a mad
right level under attack from all sides
fast forward to March 2010 and it would
occur on April 15th or 19th to coincide
with anti Tea Party documentaries soon
so so soon they want to set us up and
that’ll be with the stage terror attack
blamed on the Tea Party’s number to the
media will announce extraterrestrial
life there’s a war on for your mind in
space in 2009 Jones came out and
declared that the media was getting
ready to announce extraterrestrial life
the mainstream media has legitimized
extraterrestrial life and is basically
saying we are being visited something is
going on and hey to be fair who knows
what might happen sometime in the future
with space exploration
the absurdity isn’t so much in the
possibility of some form of life
elsewhere in the universe
it’s that Jones claims to have an in on
the Intel as if he’s part of freaking
NASA but this is not human intelligence
okay that’s one thing you can say about
Jones putting himself out there sure he
might be wrong again and again and again
but he sure does make predictions every
time I talk about how they’ve created
all these aliens the media makes jokes
about it just says Jones claims as
aliens number one a second civil war
Alex Jones rebels in controversy to say
the least he’s the one that said that
the Sandy Hook massacre was fake and
that Michelle Obama is a man and I mean
I’m sorry it’s true it’s giant viral
video phenomenon for like eight years
that she’s a man but his incendiary
headlines got more laughs than outrage
when he predicted a second civil war on
July 4th 2018 so they believed they
could overthrow America they’ve done
this so many other places
liberals apparently didn’t get the memo
Jones fired back that the date was just
a demarcation line and then it was
really a soft civil war which is funny
because here’s him training for it just
and warning that it will be bloody the
year before an active attempt to start a
bloody civil war but hey maybe it was
bloody in our minds nor maybe the
demarcation line is really wide for now
though this is just more clickbait do
you agree with our picks check out these
other great clips from WatchMojo and be
sure to subscribe and ring the bell to be notified about our latest videos
pizzeria gay bomb juice boxes and Justin
Bieber who do now they look up to some
twit instead of looking up to Thomas
Jefferson welcome to watchmojo.com and
today we’re counting down our picks for
the top ten dumbest alex jones
predictions that didn’t happen before we
begin we publish new content every day
so be sure to subscribe to our channel
and wing the belt to get notified about
our latest videos for this list we’re
looking at predictions made by this
American shock jock with a specified
time frame that never happened so Jones
open-ended warning about alien Satan for
example does it not make the cut and you
can read the Bible it’s hiding in plain
view folks it’s not of this world I
don’t know exactly what it is or what
it’s doing but this is not human
intelligence okay number 10
martial law sometimes it sucks to be
right again I was on television saying
that bin Laden’s a CIA asset looks like
he’ll attack New York but it also sucks
to be wrong over and over again
Jones frequently claims the US
government is about to enforce martial
law the army was preparing for it back
in 2009 as part of staged terror attacks
and in 2015 FEMA was set to take over
Texas you’ve heard state judges come out
and say we know there’s a martial law
plan for Texas and Lubbock in other
areas this is no but the agents of
totalitarian rule won’t be who you think
according to Jones and his site prison
planet in 2009 teenagers will be the
American Gestapo ready within two three
years to do seek and destroys they are
training youth cores I’d say be ready in
two three years shockingly this still
hasn’t happened damn lazy teenagers
unspoken oh hi we’re just here in a red
uniform to ask number nine financial
collapse how better to cash in on
catastrophe than with forecasts of worse
to come
now they’ve already stolen 60% of the
pension funds in a couple months it’s
all gonna be gone dumbasses excuse me on
the heels of the 2008 financial crisis a
panicked Jones projected that the
American dollar would devalue by 90% in
two years
in 2010 this became a devaluation of 50%
within two years I want you to listen
carefully in the next two years they’re
gonna devalue your currency by at least
50% you’re so stupid when the government
tells you it’s not be valued you still
won’t know it’s devalued to top it off
15 European nations would collapse by
June 2012 the global meltdown was also
supposed to begin in 2015 all thanks to
powerful elites that in hindsight are
apparently pretty incompetent it’ll be a
big toilet it’ll be a big giant toilet
like Eastern Europe
Jones has since predicted the EU will be
completely dissolved by 2022
so mark his words the European Union as
we know it will be gone by 2022 number 8
World War 3 who knows maybe the end is
nigh but for Alex Jones it’s not all the
time
my friends we stand at the precipice the
entire world is rushing towards World
War 3 while another world war is neither
laughable nor impossible the devil is in
the details like why or when for Jones
the why is a satanic cabal behind major
world events it includes the actual
demons Obama and Hillary who smell like
sulfur she’s a freaking demon and she
stinks and so does Obama ago like what
sulfur as for the when in 2006 Jones
asserted 890 percent chance of bone
shattering mega attacks within two
months that would trigger global war in
2009 the war would probably happen in
the next few years it’s not fear
mongering it’s reality then in 2011 it
was already happening and in 2016 it had
finally begun again but in our minds
world war 3 has begun and it’s a war
against sovereign nations it’s a war
against independent people number 7 the
deep state will murder trump sometimes
even avalanche alex is lost for words
in December 2017 Jones uncovered a
nefarious plot to kill the president his
source his good old-fashioned salt of
the
earth gut I think they’re gonna go ahead
and make their move to kill the
president I think I think in the next 30
days I think they’re gonna make an
assassination attempt I just my gut
it isn’t clear who the plotters are in a
spittle flecked rant that rails against
the Justice Department FBI and the
Clintons but in a follow up he specified
globalist operatives within the Secret
Service or some wind up crazy they’ve
gotten their network Trump and Jones are
mutual admirers and the prospect that
Jones is just made up plunges him into
paroxysm of defiant passion but he also
gives his prediction a backdoor
globalists will either give up or
activate their cells so they’ll either
try to murder the president or like not
number six y2k of course Jones cut his
conspiracy chew and teeth on y2k in
hindsight the hysteria around y2k is
difficult to credit but at the time
people worried that the rollover of
dates into the 2000s would glitch some
computer systems then there were the
prophets of digital apocalypse who
foresaw worldwide chaos on New Year’s
Eve 1999 a young Jones milked this
paranoia for all it was worth
describing cash machines and power
plants failing currencies plunging more
wars than in the past 50 years
gas stations out of water and fuel
government about to take over radio and
TV military everywhere and Russia
threatening to nuke America it’s
absolutely out of control it is pandemic
ladies and gentlemen as it turns out
January 1st 2000 was just another day
number five machete will start a race
war in 2010 as Arizona introduced
controversial laws against undocumented
immigrants director Robert Rodriguez
released a special trailer for his Mex
ploy tation movie machete
it was tongue-in-cheek but also
politically pointed and ripe for the
purposes of a professional provocateur
who essentially sells fear according to
Jones there was a 90% chance the movie
would trigger racial riots and raychel
killings upon release on September 3rd
it became a call for violence a call for
racial warfare and death and it never
happened now better luck with the mass
violence next time Alex something they
still got you taken out of the trash
number four a staged assassination
attempt against Obama the new world
order are busy folks they’re using juice
boxes to turn children gay and lacing
president Trump’s diet coke with
sedatives oh and they killed Prince he
felt that you and I should be very very
careful it’s all part of a master plan
for world domination and in 2009 this
meant a fake assassination attempt on
Obama Jones repeated his claim in 2010
their ace of spades is to stage an
attack on Obama and they are getting
ready for this to demonize the
opposition and bring in a massive
crackdown the globalists would blame it
on the Islamists and a tea party 9/11
truther two birds one stone
the plot would boost Obama’s approval
ratings allowing him to confiscate guns
and go to war with Iran yeah not so much
whoopsy number three a false flag attack
it’s the 9/11 truthers favorite topic
the staged terror attacks are coming any
time now in August 2006 Jones predicted
mega attacks within two months in
January 2009 he could feel it coming in
his bones
and by February there was no doubt of an
inaugural bombing within six to seven
months just like 9/11 and there I mean
you think the worship of Bush with a 92
percent approval rating after they
staged 9/11 was I Obama will probably be
98 percent or something it would be a
biological event preceding a worse
attack that would wipe out half of the
US population and it was soon so soon
before year’s end
in fact in June he wouldn’t be surprised
if it happened in two to three months
red-level made a mad
right level under attack from all sides
fast forward to March 2010 and it would
occur on April 15th or 19th to coincide
with anti Tea Party documentaries soon
so so soon they want to set us up and
that’ll be with the stage terror attack
blamed on the Tea Party’s number to the
media will announce extraterrestrial
life there’s a war on for your mind in
space in 2009 Jones came out and
declared that the media was getting
ready to announce extraterrestrial life
the mainstream media has legitimized
extraterrestrial life and is basically
saying we are being visited something is
going on and hey to be fair who knows
what might happen sometime in the future
with space exploration
the absurdity isn’t so much in the
possibility of some form of life
elsewhere in the universe
it’s that Jones claims to have an in on
the Intel as if he’s part of freaking
NASA but this is not human intelligence
okay that’s one thing you can say about
Jones putting himself out there sure he
might be wrong again and again and again
but he sure does make predictions every
time I talk about how they’ve created
all these aliens the media makes jokes
about it just says Jones claims as
aliens number one a second civil war
Alex Jones rebels in controversy to say
the least he’s the one that said that
the Sandy Hook massacre was fake and
that Michelle Obama is a man and I mean
I’m sorry it’s true it’s giant viral
video phenomenon for like eight years
that she’s a man but his incendiary
headlines got more laughs than outrage
when he predicted a second civil war on
July 4th 2018 so they believed they
could overthrow America they’ve done
this so many other places
liberals apparently didn’t get the memo
Jones fired back that the date was just
a demarcation line and then it was
really a soft civil war which is funny
because here’s him training for it just
and warning that it will be bloody the
year before an active attempt to start a
bloody civil war but hey maybe it was
bloody in our minds nor maybe the
demarcation line is really wide for now
though this is just more clickbait do
you agree with our picks check out these
other great clips from WatchMojo and be
sure to subscribe and ring the bell to be notified about our latest videos
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