sometimes the stereotype is worth
celebrating
I worked every angle in the book welcome
to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top ten
dumb blonde characters in film and TV
I know it’s tuned of it it says chicken
for this list we’ve looked at those
characters on the small and silver
screen that have been created with dumb
blonde credentials of plenty it’s like a
totally important designer and I will
totally shoot you in the head expect
dizziness and dimness coupled with
cuteness there are no era genre or
gender specifications to this particular
search is this gonna take long cuz I got
me some digits to get on a few
chick-fil-a’s number 10 Jason Stackhouse
True Blood Jason Stackhouse a nice to
meet you
the blonde Jean certainly runs in the
Stackhouse family but the blonde
stereotype less owe me the dumbness is
definitely not equally dealt as Anna
Paquin Sookie reads minds but we doubt
whether ryan Kwanten Jason could read a
book
come on trouble we’re all in trouble
Jason the Big Brother to Paquin’s Fang
banging lead character he scores well
with the ladies but he’d score very
badly on an IQ test oh here let me
listen
hmm the blonde bombshell of Bontemps
Jason is the perfect way to begin
today’s bemusement okay number nine
Hansel MacDonald Zoolander
we’re not quite sure how Oh Ann Wilson
Flitz between the comically astute and
the full-on stupid as effectively as he
does but we love him for it
holy shit Hansel have you been smoking
peyote for six straight days and
couldn’t some of this maybe be in your
mind as Hansel and everyone’s favorite
catwalk keeper Zoolander
he’s the title character’s rival on the
runway he’s the blond fluff to Ben
Stiller’s blue steel I guess you can
dare it lick my balls Capitan a movie
that pokes fun at the superficial realms
of the fashion industry in general
Hansel is an airhead extraordinaire
there in the computer forget comfortably
numb’ this guy’s fashionably dumb number
eight Brittany s Pierce Glee
why no Brittany Brittany because my name
is awesome Britney Spears as a
cheerleader our next entry spends a lot
of her life with pom-poms in her hands
and she could well have them between her
ears as well I rinse my mouth out a soda
after I eat I was pretty sure dr. pepper
was a dentist
please Brittany is a valued member of
New Directions as well as the
well-choreographed
Cheerios what she perhaps fits into
today’s pack of peroxide peeps best of
all why couldn’t you have just wish for
Lord Tubbington to quit smoking
that’s what then I have to leave the New
Directions played by Heather Morris
Brittany’s lovable yes Glee wouldn’t be
the same without her yes but boy oh boy
is she blonde but I don’t understand
what you’re saying so if you want to
make it in the Sun you really need to
speak English
number seven Kelly Bundy married with
children God’s not create this package
to work we head back into the 20th
century for our next slice of simpleness
as a young Christina Applegate brings to
life Kelly the eldest least intelligent
child of married with children’s Bundy
Bunch why don’t you just give me the
tickets you’re not getting out of here
that’s what they said about the 10th
grade but eventually I will this is a
girl who regularly reads
field but can never pronounce the
keyword lasagna she can often be found
watching cartoons
but mistaking them for nature
documentary programs I mean what am I
ever gonna need to know math well you
may need it for your career you know
three whoppers large fries in a coat but
the best thing about her she shows signs
of being a latent genius even if that’s
hard to believe most of the time boy I
hate this this is the second time this
week somebody is chained to a fence and
wandered off number six
Shelley Darlington the House Bunny he
scared me my heart’s pounding like a
nail if anyone epitomizes the dumb
blonde character in modern cinema then
it’s on a ferris this is a sorority not
a problem a brothel oh I’m not looking
to make soup and of all of her
characters the undeniably dumbest slash
blondest has to be Shelley Darlington
also known as the House Bunny I like
that word manhole the thing with the
blonde bimbo stereotype is that in some
circumstances it’s the best way to be
instead of the mahi-mahi may I just get
the one mahi because I’m not that hungry
an environment and special need of one
such woman is the college sorority
especially one filled with social
outcasts Ferris may be an airhead but
she’s a popular airhead my allergic
reaction made me feel pretty and so I
ignored all the bad side effects because
suddenly people were talking to me and
they were noticing me number five jenna
maroney
30 rock thanks at first I was mad that
Jessica Simpson was ahead of me but then
I saw the Dukes of Hazzard honey with
four Emmy and seven Screen Actors Guild
nominations Jane Krakowski Jenna Maroney
is more than just a pretty face Obama
what is he Hispanic no he’s black and
he’s running for president good luck
this cognitively questionable character
is laughably likable
despite her tendencies to be more than a
little over the top it is amazing how
grounded I’ve been able to stay despite
my celebrity the sufferer of some
a personality disorder she’s very vain
seriously self-centered and carries an
obsessive need for attention it’s the
Golden Globes
the second most important awards in
Hollywood she takes a lot of today’s
criteria boxes and she ticks them in the
most colorful decorative eye catching
ways possible I’m going to get my
eyeballs whitened I’ll be back in a
couple of hours if I feel like it number
four Johnny Bravo enough about you let’s
talk about me
Johnny Bravo the first and final
animated airhead to make today’s
countdown Johnny Bravo’s blonde
pompadour is bigger than most but his
general knowledge is far smaller ma’am
today is your lucky day because I just
happen to be a superhero
this Cartoon Network King has tried to
trade his intellectual ‘ti for his
sexuality man I love when my hiney gets
all sunshiny but has come out of the
equation lacking in both I wanna go me
prudence it’s been about projects so
it’s often war Johnny thinks he’s a
ladies man but he invariably isn’t no
amount of Elvis Presley impersonation
supposedly smooth lines or skin tight
t-shirts can disguise the fact that this
guy is dumb well and you must be my
first groupie feel free to look and
touch
number three sherilyn cher Horowitz
clueless F with Alicia Silverstone’s
iconic 90s character it truly is a case
of clueless is as clueless does it all
boil down to one inevitable conclusion I
was just totally clueless cher Horowitz
means well but while she may be
good-natured at heart she’s dim-witted
in thought you think that’s how I do I’m
just a debts with a credit card
she’s a well of one-liners an
encyclopedia of advice that may or may
not be correct obsessed with boys and
fashion she’s a VIP in the classroom
with an IQ in the single figures you
prefer fashion victim or zombie
challenge ah though she did craftily
convert a C+ average to an a-minus which
is a skill in itself
I felt impotent and out of control which
I really hate number two Karen Smith
Mean Girls so came from Africa why are
you white a member of the plastics but
the least mean of them all Karen Smith
is about as impressionable as it’s
possible to be why are you dressed as
scary Halloween she will follow
anybody’s example be it good bad crazy
or just plain stupid what do you mean
it’s like I have ESPN or something my
breasts can always tell when it’s gonna
rain played by Amanda Seyfried she has a
reputation for promiscuity and it’s
common knowledge that she made out with
her first cousin based on the logic that
first cousin is a more distant relation
than cousin he’s your cousin yeah but
he’s my first gun
so you have your cousins and then you
have your first cousins many of your
second cousin Oh lights are on with this
one but absolutely nobody is home
hi this is Karen Smith it’s 68 degrees
and there’s a 30% shift that it’s
already raining before we unveil our top
pick here are a few honorable mentions
he’s a bad boy sit some rough breaks but
he isn’t bad in his soul say Jillian I
love what you’ve done with the place
what is it 1-bedroom 1-bath no it’s a
whole apartment give you the partition
and let’s book I thought you had it I
thought you had an asswipe number one
Chrissy snow Three’s Company I’m Chrissy
and this is Janet she’s blonder she’s
dumber she’s just plain better than any
other character out there know something
you have a one-track mind played by
Suzanne Somers she laughs at her own
jokes
she cries way too often and she comes
out with some of the greatest lines and
all of TV you really laugh stuff that
toast it’s not my fault Eleanor didn’t
leave the recipe there are few girly
girls as exaggerated as her and there
are none more deserving up today’s top
spot do you mind if I eat in my boots I
graduate off the table Chrissy snow was
in many ways the original
the bimbo at the beginning the start of
the stereotype and that’s why she takes
top prize can you boil an egg well I
don’t know
Ellen are always doing the cooking do
you agree with our list well I just
think that we ought to get to know each
other better
which blonde passed us by I guess you
wouldn’t know for more delightfully dumb
top 10s published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com no thanks kid
I got better things to think about like
me
you
celebrating
I worked every angle in the book welcome
to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top ten
dumb blonde characters in film and TV
I know it’s tuned of it it says chicken
for this list we’ve looked at those
characters on the small and silver
screen that have been created with dumb
blonde credentials of plenty it’s like a
totally important designer and I will
totally shoot you in the head expect
dizziness and dimness coupled with
cuteness there are no era genre or
gender specifications to this particular
search is this gonna take long cuz I got
me some digits to get on a few
chick-fil-a’s number 10 Jason Stackhouse
True Blood Jason Stackhouse a nice to
meet you
the blonde Jean certainly runs in the
Stackhouse family but the blonde
stereotype less owe me the dumbness is
definitely not equally dealt as Anna
Paquin Sookie reads minds but we doubt
whether ryan Kwanten Jason could read a
book
come on trouble we’re all in trouble
Jason the Big Brother to Paquin’s Fang
banging lead character he scores well
with the ladies but he’d score very
badly on an IQ test oh here let me
listen
hmm the blonde bombshell of Bontemps
Jason is the perfect way to begin
today’s bemusement okay number nine
Hansel MacDonald Zoolander
we’re not quite sure how Oh Ann Wilson
Flitz between the comically astute and
the full-on stupid as effectively as he
does but we love him for it
holy shit Hansel have you been smoking
peyote for six straight days and
couldn’t some of this maybe be in your
mind as Hansel and everyone’s favorite
catwalk keeper Zoolander
he’s the title character’s rival on the
runway he’s the blond fluff to Ben
Stiller’s blue steel I guess you can
dare it lick my balls Capitan a movie
that pokes fun at the superficial realms
of the fashion industry in general
Hansel is an airhead extraordinaire
there in the computer forget comfortably
numb’ this guy’s fashionably dumb number
eight Brittany s Pierce Glee
why no Brittany Brittany because my name
is awesome Britney Spears as a
cheerleader our next entry spends a lot
of her life with pom-poms in her hands
and she could well have them between her
ears as well I rinse my mouth out a soda
after I eat I was pretty sure dr. pepper
was a dentist
please Brittany is a valued member of
New Directions as well as the
well-choreographed
Cheerios what she perhaps fits into
today’s pack of peroxide peeps best of
all why couldn’t you have just wish for
Lord Tubbington to quit smoking
that’s what then I have to leave the New
Directions played by Heather Morris
Brittany’s lovable yes Glee wouldn’t be
the same without her yes but boy oh boy
is she blonde but I don’t understand
what you’re saying so if you want to
make it in the Sun you really need to
speak English
number seven Kelly Bundy married with
children God’s not create this package
to work we head back into the 20th
century for our next slice of simpleness
as a young Christina Applegate brings to
life Kelly the eldest least intelligent
child of married with children’s Bundy
Bunch why don’t you just give me the
tickets you’re not getting out of here
that’s what they said about the 10th
grade but eventually I will this is a
girl who regularly reads
field but can never pronounce the
keyword lasagna she can often be found
watching cartoons
but mistaking them for nature
documentary programs I mean what am I
ever gonna need to know math well you
may need it for your career you know
three whoppers large fries in a coat but
the best thing about her she shows signs
of being a latent genius even if that’s
hard to believe most of the time boy I
hate this this is the second time this
week somebody is chained to a fence and
wandered off number six
Shelley Darlington the House Bunny he
scared me my heart’s pounding like a
nail if anyone epitomizes the dumb
blonde character in modern cinema then
it’s on a ferris this is a sorority not
a problem a brothel oh I’m not looking
to make soup and of all of her
characters the undeniably dumbest slash
blondest has to be Shelley Darlington
also known as the House Bunny I like
that word manhole the thing with the
blonde bimbo stereotype is that in some
circumstances it’s the best way to be
instead of the mahi-mahi may I just get
the one mahi because I’m not that hungry
an environment and special need of one
such woman is the college sorority
especially one filled with social
outcasts Ferris may be an airhead but
she’s a popular airhead my allergic
reaction made me feel pretty and so I
ignored all the bad side effects because
suddenly people were talking to me and
they were noticing me number five jenna
maroney
30 rock thanks at first I was mad that
Jessica Simpson was ahead of me but then
I saw the Dukes of Hazzard honey with
four Emmy and seven Screen Actors Guild
nominations Jane Krakowski Jenna Maroney
is more than just a pretty face Obama
what is he Hispanic no he’s black and
he’s running for president good luck
this cognitively questionable character
is laughably likable
despite her tendencies to be more than a
little over the top it is amazing how
grounded I’ve been able to stay despite
my celebrity the sufferer of some
a personality disorder she’s very vain
seriously self-centered and carries an
obsessive need for attention it’s the
Golden Globes
the second most important awards in
Hollywood she takes a lot of today’s
criteria boxes and she ticks them in the
most colorful decorative eye catching
ways possible I’m going to get my
eyeballs whitened I’ll be back in a
couple of hours if I feel like it number
four Johnny Bravo enough about you let’s
talk about me
Johnny Bravo the first and final
animated airhead to make today’s
countdown Johnny Bravo’s blonde
pompadour is bigger than most but his
general knowledge is far smaller ma’am
today is your lucky day because I just
happen to be a superhero
this Cartoon Network King has tried to
trade his intellectual ‘ti for his
sexuality man I love when my hiney gets
all sunshiny but has come out of the
equation lacking in both I wanna go me
prudence it’s been about projects so
it’s often war Johnny thinks he’s a
ladies man but he invariably isn’t no
amount of Elvis Presley impersonation
supposedly smooth lines or skin tight
t-shirts can disguise the fact that this
guy is dumb well and you must be my
first groupie feel free to look and
touch
number three sherilyn cher Horowitz
clueless F with Alicia Silverstone’s
iconic 90s character it truly is a case
of clueless is as clueless does it all
boil down to one inevitable conclusion I
was just totally clueless cher Horowitz
means well but while she may be
good-natured at heart she’s dim-witted
in thought you think that’s how I do I’m
just a debts with a credit card
she’s a well of one-liners an
encyclopedia of advice that may or may
not be correct obsessed with boys and
fashion she’s a VIP in the classroom
with an IQ in the single figures you
prefer fashion victim or zombie
challenge ah though she did craftily
convert a C+ average to an a-minus which
is a skill in itself
I felt impotent and out of control which
I really hate number two Karen Smith
Mean Girls so came from Africa why are
you white a member of the plastics but
the least mean of them all Karen Smith
is about as impressionable as it’s
possible to be why are you dressed as
scary Halloween she will follow
anybody’s example be it good bad crazy
or just plain stupid what do you mean
it’s like I have ESPN or something my
breasts can always tell when it’s gonna
rain played by Amanda Seyfried she has a
reputation for promiscuity and it’s
common knowledge that she made out with
her first cousin based on the logic that
first cousin is a more distant relation
than cousin he’s your cousin yeah but
he’s my first gun
so you have your cousins and then you
have your first cousins many of your
second cousin Oh lights are on with this
one but absolutely nobody is home
hi this is Karen Smith it’s 68 degrees
and there’s a 30% shift that it’s
already raining before we unveil our top
pick here are a few honorable mentions
he’s a bad boy sit some rough breaks but
he isn’t bad in his soul say Jillian I
love what you’ve done with the place
what is it 1-bedroom 1-bath no it’s a
whole apartment give you the partition
and let’s book I thought you had it I
thought you had an asswipe number one
Chrissy snow Three’s Company I’m Chrissy
and this is Janet she’s blonder she’s
dumber she’s just plain better than any
other character out there know something
you have a one-track mind played by
Suzanne Somers she laughs at her own
jokes
she cries way too often and she comes
out with some of the greatest lines and
all of TV you really laugh stuff that
toast it’s not my fault Eleanor didn’t
leave the recipe there are few girly
girls as exaggerated as her and there
are none more deserving up today’s top
spot do you mind if I eat in my boots I
graduate off the table Chrissy snow was
in many ways the original
the bimbo at the beginning the start of
the stereotype and that’s why she takes
top prize can you boil an egg well I
don’t know
Ellen are always doing the cooking do
you agree with our list well I just
think that we ought to get to know each
other better
which blonde passed us by I guess you
wouldn’t know for more delightfully dumb
top 10s published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com no thanks kid
I got better things to think about like
me
you
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