Oh Larry
your crazy antics and neurotic behavior
have entertained us for years Oh what
the hell
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top ten
Curb Your Enthusiasm episodes are you
for real
for this list we’re choosing a mix of
the best funniest and most memorable
episodes Larry David has offered us via
his improvised TV series some weird
stuff all of which have us laughing and
reminiscing years after they initially
aired let’s go okay number 10 the end
I’m not giving anybody my kidney I just
woke up I’m gonna give things out now
Larry is certainly selfish but once he
discovers his parents are Christian he’s
inspired to make the ultimate sacrifice
in the finale of season five
now you biological parents are mr. and
mrs. Cole and they currently reside in
Bisbee Arizona they’re awaiting your
call giving up a kidney for a friend is
never easy you can have my kidney
so when Larry learns of his ultimate
fate it’s thanks to his usual shtick
that he manages to come back down to
earth literally you’re my guides yeah
but you you are dead did die Larry
always ends up in awkward and crazy
situations and usually they’re his own
doing but this episode also reminded us
that despite his neurotic behavior he’s
just as human as the rest of us Jesus
number nine krazee-eyez-killa I’ll stop
on your world is if my name was Godzilla
I’m coming for you money I’m your crazy
ass killer
he’s as antisocial as they come but that
never stopped Larry from keeping
interesting company krazee-eyez-killa
you got it you’re getting married but
one
no no no I have to do this you know
saying after befriending a rapper who’s
engaged to Wanda Sykes who also happens
to be his wife Cheryl’s friend Larry
lets it slip that krazee-eyez has been
unfaithful to his soon-to-be wife I
gotta go hole Wanda now of course I am
she’s engaged to him I don’t care so
blame me you can’t do that Larry always
seems to get himself into trouble
usually because he can’t keep quiet and
this episode from season three is no
exception
Larry keep up no I hear you Pablo in
bubbles get your ass down here
ultimately though it’s Larry’s first
meeting with crazy that stands out most
as he offers lyrical suggestions for his
new rap song I would change the mother
to bitch because the bitch bitch yes
because bitch is is a word that you
would use to somebody who who you don’t
really who you disrespect number 8
opening night opening night it’s opening
night
by a man of many talents and exploits
one of Larry’s most impressive must
surely be his Broadway performance
just don’t tell Mel Brooks I know the
show the producers show yeah yeah big
big choke a I’m in the show I’m gonna
get some tickets today and I’ll give you
a ticket huh yeah I could picket after a
season of build up the musical was most
definitely a hit though it took Larry
and co-star David Schwimmer putting
aside their differences over who lost
the watch to make it so I feel about
reimbursing me for the watch seems to me
your watch was missing
don’t worry Larry y’all know the watch
was already lost when you found it okay
I’m sorry to tell you this but that’s
David Schwimmer’s watch no no I founded
it no I know you found it you found it
in the hotel right yes yes number seven
the bare midriff the bare midriff of the
belly button
while Larry usually has qualms with
behavior Maureen’s bare midriff is a
reminder that Larry has trouble moving
past what most would never even consider
this is all exposed in the stomach it’s
not too much trouble uh maybe you start
wearing longer shirts whenever her
midriff presents itself
Larry simply can’t take his eyes off of
it what is this whatever’s happening
there I’m fine with it my stomach does
that mean you know the protuberance and
all all of it his perfect world always
seems to be off by about an inch but
when his life is on the line and he
grabs on to the only thing available to
him he doesn’t seem as concerned with
his life as he is horrified by what he’s
forced to face poor Larry maybe an inch
further down cover up the belly button
that’s all perfect world perfect world
number six the Black Swan do you think I
wanted to kill it I don’t want to kill a
swan let us explain something to you his
reputation precedes him
and for good reason you killed a swan
just enjoy our shop not too many people
can kill a man by simply yelling at him
but Larry certainly did and yet he finds
himself completely innocent and more
concerned with tomorrow’s golf time than
what has just happened I have a couple
of things I wanted to discuss with you
al now that’s cold-blooded after he goes
on to kill a swan
funkhouser’s distaste for Larry’s
killing spree bubbles over but Larry
makes it clear that the dining-table is
not the place for such a discussion hey
let me remind you of something asshole
you’re talking way too loud about Swan
killing number five the carpool lane oh
you should see the traffic the only
thing moving is the carpool lane I love
him bacon I’m just gonna go home this
episode from season four shows how
resourceful and cunning Larry is get the
car with two tickets to the baseball
game and no one to go with he must find
a way to use the carpool lane so he can
get there on time taking to the streets
Larry decides to hire a professional em
carpool lane assistant no I’m going go
to the gang or you all take me back
Gordo i’ma call my mother hip hop out
that of course now she also wants to see
the game all right well put the football
your thing up over there make yourself
presentable by the end of the episode
Larry finds himself finally able to
relax with his new friend which goes on
to show how much of a people person he
really is so long as they have
reasonable rates you ever looking for a
good blow job at a reasonable rate
she’s got number for the table read
ladies and gentlemen please hold the
work let’s take our places for the table
read season seven promised the Seinfeld
reunion but fans have dreamed of for
years and it finally appears to be
happening here
well these two right here Jerry Seinfeld
and Julia Louie Dreyfus Jerry’s tapping
that ass huh this episode isn’t just
awesome for the behind-the-scenes look
at what it takes to make Seinfeld happen
but also for the rivalry between Larry
and Jason Alexander who portrayed the
Larry David type character in the
Seinfeld sitcom good morning Hey mission
accomplished as things get heated over a
pen not the pen and I gave you this is
not replacing the pen this is just
giving me another pen you didn’t say get
the same pen you said you need to
replace the pen it reminds us all how
hilarious a show about nothing can
really be it’s not the pen I gave you
you asked me to replace it okay you
didn’t replace the pen I replaced number
three
Larry versus Michael J Fox see that was
Michael J Fox yes see that kind of head
shake he just gave me in the final
episode of season eight and what may
also be the series finale since the
show’s been on indefinite hiatus since
2011
Larry’s neurotic behavior finally
becomes too much when he goes up against
the Parkinson’s disease ridden Michael J
Fox – a key you wouldn’t never do
anything like that on purpose Michael J
Fox never in a million years
Larry’s belief that Fox is lying about
the extent of his condition is tested
with his trope of scaring someone down
to see if they’re lying
okay the combat boots definitely seem
excessive but it’s a testament to Larry
and his show that no subject is out of
line even when it comes to finding the
perfect gift for a young gay boy he will
be gay he’s just he’s pre gay New York
may find him excessive but the world
begs to differ
wherever Larry goes his opinion will be
heard I’m not thinking straight I’m sick
Tom he’s keeping me up Michael J Fox
every night clumping around upstairs
whomping yes number two the special
section yeah she got moved special
section what special section what would
be a heart-wrenching moment for most
turns into comedy gold for Larry with
his father taking his mother’s last
words quite literally didn’t call me
telling my mother my words she said to
me anything happens to me you don’t
bother Larry you don’t spoil his trip in
New York say Larry soon finds himself at
the cemetery’s office trying to make
sense of why they buried his mother in
the special section well what are we
gonna do about this special section
thing she can’t we can’t keep her there
this is ridiculous when Larry then
steals flowers from a roadside memorial
and has to deal with his friend
Funkhouser it just goes to show that
even death can’t faze Larry David all
right before we unveil our top pick
here are some honorable mentions because
the 300-pound is what you say well well
here’s the thing I asked her to go to
the movies tonight okay and the
therapist gave her the green light I’m
not in the mood he can be look like an
asshole I had the option of ordering
dessert and how does it know that when
you cut a doll’s hair it doesn’t go bad
no big deal
it’s a signatory that’s the big deal get
off my skis
number one Palestinian chicken um you
want to try out that Palestinian chicken
place it may be a show about nothing but
this episode has everything how in the
world can they dare open up a
Palestinian chicken restaurant next to
the sacred land of that deli the best
Larian funkhauser confrontation
incredible anti-semitic sex and the
greatest chicken you’ll ever have you’re
taking the chicken yes of course why
would I leave it
funkhauser may not like how far larry is
willing to go to please himself but the
reality is it’s one of the reasons we
can’t get enough of him I can’t go in
with wearing this yarmulke you should
shove it in their face let’s go it’s
that classic selfishness that makes
Larry so funny in this episode and it’s
why Palestinian chicken gets the number
one spot this would be a fantastic place
for Jews who are cheating on their
spouses to come to that and the fact
that the chicken really is that good
I’ve never had chicken like this do you
agree with our list what out what’s your
favorite Curb Your Enthusiasm episode yo
take it you like to shit for more
enthusiastic top 10s published every day
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
how do I end this thing this is this is
never gonna end
you
your crazy antics and neurotic behavior
have entertained us for years Oh what
the hell
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top ten
Curb Your Enthusiasm episodes are you
for real
for this list we’re choosing a mix of
the best funniest and most memorable
episodes Larry David has offered us via
his improvised TV series some weird
stuff all of which have us laughing and
reminiscing years after they initially
aired let’s go okay number 10 the end
I’m not giving anybody my kidney I just
woke up I’m gonna give things out now
Larry is certainly selfish but once he
discovers his parents are Christian he’s
inspired to make the ultimate sacrifice
in the finale of season five
now you biological parents are mr. and
mrs. Cole and they currently reside in
Bisbee Arizona they’re awaiting your
call giving up a kidney for a friend is
never easy you can have my kidney
so when Larry learns of his ultimate
fate it’s thanks to his usual shtick
that he manages to come back down to
earth literally you’re my guides yeah
but you you are dead did die Larry
always ends up in awkward and crazy
situations and usually they’re his own
doing but this episode also reminded us
that despite his neurotic behavior he’s
just as human as the rest of us Jesus
number nine krazee-eyez-killa I’ll stop
on your world is if my name was Godzilla
I’m coming for you money I’m your crazy
ass killer
he’s as antisocial as they come but that
never stopped Larry from keeping
interesting company krazee-eyez-killa
you got it you’re getting married but
one
no no no I have to do this you know
saying after befriending a rapper who’s
engaged to Wanda Sykes who also happens
to be his wife Cheryl’s friend Larry
lets it slip that krazee-eyez has been
unfaithful to his soon-to-be wife I
gotta go hole Wanda now of course I am
she’s engaged to him I don’t care so
blame me you can’t do that Larry always
seems to get himself into trouble
usually because he can’t keep quiet and
this episode from season three is no
exception
Larry keep up no I hear you Pablo in
bubbles get your ass down here
ultimately though it’s Larry’s first
meeting with crazy that stands out most
as he offers lyrical suggestions for his
new rap song I would change the mother
to bitch because the bitch bitch yes
because bitch is is a word that you
would use to somebody who who you don’t
really who you disrespect number 8
opening night opening night it’s opening
night
by a man of many talents and exploits
one of Larry’s most impressive must
surely be his Broadway performance
just don’t tell Mel Brooks I know the
show the producers show yeah yeah big
big choke a I’m in the show I’m gonna
get some tickets today and I’ll give you
a ticket huh yeah I could picket after a
season of build up the musical was most
definitely a hit though it took Larry
and co-star David Schwimmer putting
aside their differences over who lost
the watch to make it so I feel about
reimbursing me for the watch seems to me
your watch was missing
don’t worry Larry y’all know the watch
was already lost when you found it okay
I’m sorry to tell you this but that’s
David Schwimmer’s watch no no I founded
it no I know you found it you found it
in the hotel right yes yes number seven
the bare midriff the bare midriff of the
belly button
while Larry usually has qualms with
behavior Maureen’s bare midriff is a
reminder that Larry has trouble moving
past what most would never even consider
this is all exposed in the stomach it’s
not too much trouble uh maybe you start
wearing longer shirts whenever her
midriff presents itself
Larry simply can’t take his eyes off of
it what is this whatever’s happening
there I’m fine with it my stomach does
that mean you know the protuberance and
all all of it his perfect world always
seems to be off by about an inch but
when his life is on the line and he
grabs on to the only thing available to
him he doesn’t seem as concerned with
his life as he is horrified by what he’s
forced to face poor Larry maybe an inch
further down cover up the belly button
that’s all perfect world perfect world
number six the Black Swan do you think I
wanted to kill it I don’t want to kill a
swan let us explain something to you his
reputation precedes him
and for good reason you killed a swan
just enjoy our shop not too many people
can kill a man by simply yelling at him
but Larry certainly did and yet he finds
himself completely innocent and more
concerned with tomorrow’s golf time than
what has just happened I have a couple
of things I wanted to discuss with you
al now that’s cold-blooded after he goes
on to kill a swan
funkhouser’s distaste for Larry’s
killing spree bubbles over but Larry
makes it clear that the dining-table is
not the place for such a discussion hey
let me remind you of something asshole
you’re talking way too loud about Swan
killing number five the carpool lane oh
you should see the traffic the only
thing moving is the carpool lane I love
him bacon I’m just gonna go home this
episode from season four shows how
resourceful and cunning Larry is get the
car with two tickets to the baseball
game and no one to go with he must find
a way to use the carpool lane so he can
get there on time taking to the streets
Larry decides to hire a professional em
carpool lane assistant no I’m going go
to the gang or you all take me back
Gordo i’ma call my mother hip hop out
that of course now she also wants to see
the game all right well put the football
your thing up over there make yourself
presentable by the end of the episode
Larry finds himself finally able to
relax with his new friend which goes on
to show how much of a people person he
really is so long as they have
reasonable rates you ever looking for a
good blow job at a reasonable rate
she’s got number for the table read
ladies and gentlemen please hold the
work let’s take our places for the table
read season seven promised the Seinfeld
reunion but fans have dreamed of for
years and it finally appears to be
happening here
well these two right here Jerry Seinfeld
and Julia Louie Dreyfus Jerry’s tapping
that ass huh this episode isn’t just
awesome for the behind-the-scenes look
at what it takes to make Seinfeld happen
but also for the rivalry between Larry
and Jason Alexander who portrayed the
Larry David type character in the
Seinfeld sitcom good morning Hey mission
accomplished as things get heated over a
pen not the pen and I gave you this is
not replacing the pen this is just
giving me another pen you didn’t say get
the same pen you said you need to
replace the pen it reminds us all how
hilarious a show about nothing can
really be it’s not the pen I gave you
you asked me to replace it okay you
didn’t replace the pen I replaced number
three
Larry versus Michael J Fox see that was
Michael J Fox yes see that kind of head
shake he just gave me in the final
episode of season eight and what may
also be the series finale since the
show’s been on indefinite hiatus since
2011
Larry’s neurotic behavior finally
becomes too much when he goes up against
the Parkinson’s disease ridden Michael J
Fox – a key you wouldn’t never do
anything like that on purpose Michael J
Fox never in a million years
Larry’s belief that Fox is lying about
the extent of his condition is tested
with his trope of scaring someone down
to see if they’re lying
okay the combat boots definitely seem
excessive but it’s a testament to Larry
and his show that no subject is out of
line even when it comes to finding the
perfect gift for a young gay boy he will
be gay he’s just he’s pre gay New York
may find him excessive but the world
begs to differ
wherever Larry goes his opinion will be
heard I’m not thinking straight I’m sick
Tom he’s keeping me up Michael J Fox
every night clumping around upstairs
whomping yes number two the special
section yeah she got moved special
section what special section what would
be a heart-wrenching moment for most
turns into comedy gold for Larry with
his father taking his mother’s last
words quite literally didn’t call me
telling my mother my words she said to
me anything happens to me you don’t
bother Larry you don’t spoil his trip in
New York say Larry soon finds himself at
the cemetery’s office trying to make
sense of why they buried his mother in
the special section well what are we
gonna do about this special section
thing she can’t we can’t keep her there
this is ridiculous when Larry then
steals flowers from a roadside memorial
and has to deal with his friend
Funkhouser it just goes to show that
even death can’t faze Larry David all
right before we unveil our top pick
here are some honorable mentions because
the 300-pound is what you say well well
here’s the thing I asked her to go to
the movies tonight okay and the
therapist gave her the green light I’m
not in the mood he can be look like an
asshole I had the option of ordering
dessert and how does it know that when
you cut a doll’s hair it doesn’t go bad
no big deal
it’s a signatory that’s the big deal get
off my skis
number one Palestinian chicken um you
want to try out that Palestinian chicken
place it may be a show about nothing but
this episode has everything how in the
world can they dare open up a
Palestinian chicken restaurant next to
the sacred land of that deli the best
Larian funkhauser confrontation
incredible anti-semitic sex and the
greatest chicken you’ll ever have you’re
taking the chicken yes of course why
would I leave it
funkhauser may not like how far larry is
willing to go to please himself but the
reality is it’s one of the reasons we
can’t get enough of him I can’t go in
with wearing this yarmulke you should
shove it in their face let’s go it’s
that classic selfishness that makes
Larry so funny in this episode and it’s
why Palestinian chicken gets the number
one spot this would be a fantastic place
for Jews who are cheating on their
spouses to come to that and the fact
that the chicken really is that good
I’ve never had chicken like this do you
agree with our list what out what’s your
favorite Curb Your Enthusiasm episode yo
take it you like to shit for more
enthusiastic top 10s published every day
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
how do I end this thing this is this is
never gonna end
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