that’s just what they want you to
believe welcome to watchmojo.com and
today we’re counting down our picks for
the top 10 crazy conspiracy theories so
no one will believe your story for this
list we’ve decided to focus on offbeat
conspiracy theories sure you lower me
yeah we’ve already listed the standards
in our top 10 conspiracies of all time
video you know 9/11 was an inside job
JFK’s assassination was a government
plot the moon landing was faked aliens
crashed in Roswell and the royal family
killed princess died yada yada yada
we’ve reserved this list for the really
wacky theories so get your tinfoil hats
out it’s about to get nutty number 10
Stephen King killed John Lennon I’m the
most normal guy in the world
this theory submits that horror writer
Stephen King and not Mark David Chapman
pulled the trigger on the former Beatle
I’m the man exposing the truth about
John Lennon’s murder Stephen King
Casey key resident shot John Lennon
citing secret government messages in
important American media conspiracy
theorist Steve Lightfoot posits that
Lennon’s was a politically motivated
murder orchestrated by Richard Nixon and
Ronald Reagan using the rationale it’s
true or he’d sue Lightfoot basically
only as a case because King and Chapman
looked vaguely similar come on I like
about you when you put your jacket
covers in your book Stephen you always
look so friendly and approachable
number nine redheads the spawn of aliens
it came when I saw your Kryptonian
beacon
yeah where do you say the Internet’s
curiosity about gingers has translated
into numerous theories about their
origin and in fact redheads do differ
biologically from their less fiery
haired counterparts
this disease is KUB gingivitis
apparently they have a different
threshold for pain are more susceptible
to certain diseases and get this are
more likely to hate the dentist are you
about done well I’m just getting warmed
up what conspiracy theorists took that
one step too far and submitted that
their differences meant they weren’t
even of this world in conclusion I will
leave you with this if you think that
the ginger problem is not a serious one
think again number eight Brittany and
bushed
remember Brit Brits public meltdown her
head shaving umbrella wielding no
underwear period sure grabbed headlines
but some people think the pop princess
wanted the publicity but not for the
reason you’re thinking dangerous
according to this theory the Bush
administration enlisted in his beers to
distract the public from any GW oopsies
the United States and our allies have
prevailed is it merely coincidence that
Britney and k-fed broke up the same week
the GOP got routed in the 2006 midterm
elections honestly I think we should
just trust our president in every
decision that he makes and we should
just support that you know number seven
space Nazis who are these guys anyway
Nazis from the moon real love nuts as if
believing the Holocaust didn’t actually
happen wasn’t crazy enough there are
other nutty stories attached to Hitler’s
Third Reich the most persistent has the
Germans building spacecraft and
successfully flying to the moon where
they built a base and met dozens of
alien races so when did this supposedly
happen as early as 1942 and where are
all these crafts now hidden in
Antarctica naturally
number six the phantom time hypothesis
you can always rely on the calendar
right german historian Heriberto Illig
said nein he suggests we’re currently
living in the 18th century and the years
between about 600 and 900 AD never
happened so what you ask well that it
means some historical figures didn’t
exist and artifacts from that period are
either from another time or forged
signifying a far-reaching and elaborate
cover-up
however most historians agree this one
is correct number 5 wacky wingdings
before emoticons the wing-dings font let
Microsoft users spice up documents
however days after its 1992 release a
supposedly anti-semitic message was
discovered the letters NYC were
represented by a skull and crossbones a
Star of David and a thumbs up after 9/11
the scandal worsened when rumors swirled
that one of the flights numbers
translated to well this however neither
plane that hit the World Trade Center
for the number q33 and why so consider
this one debunked number four Hoover’s
gay assassins no conspiracy theory list
is complete without a mention of JFK’s
assassination and some theorists believe
long time FBI director J Edgar Hoover
was involved probably because he was
dogged by rumors of his homosexuality
for much of his career one wild premise
suggests that Hoover hired an all-gay
assassin squad to kill the president
because no one would suspect anyone so
flamboyantly dress of a crime so heinous
number three hippie operatives some of
the hippie eras biggest celebs have
American military links that must mean
they were planted to infiltrate the
counterculture right
icons like Frank Zappa Jim Morrison Papa
John Philips Stephen Stills and David
Crosby came from families with military
history so conspiracy theorists suggests
they were MK ULTRA operatives ruined by
the CIA to help control the hippies or
worse yet they helped the CIA invent
hippies when the music’s over Turner
turn up
turn up the light
number two tools up control fluoride
barcodes vaccines you name it
conspiracy theorists think the
government’s trying to control you with
it but this time they’ve got facts to
back their theory up to prevent drug and
booze abuse the US government poisoned
alcohol during Prohibition and
inadvertently killed 10,000 in the
process during the 70s they sprayed
Mexican pot crops with an illness
inducing herbicide so maybe this one’s
not so unbelievable number one
beware the reptilians
conspiracy theorist David Icke says
reptilians are the single most important
threat facing humanity
what are reptilians shape-shifting blood
guzzling five to 12 foot tall humanoid
reptiles with a secret underground lair
that are out to conquer the world by
infiltrating government’s obviously as
Overlord all will kneel trembling before
me and obey my brutal commands and
communication and Ike says this one goes
way up according to him the clintons
bushes and Queen Elizabeth the second
are all related to reptiles the skin
changes colors
that’s why we couldn’t see him that
night how can you tell
into their eyes do you agree with our
list what do you think are the wackiest
conspiracy theories out there Jefferson
had no idea what you’re talking about
for more top 10s published every day be
sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com no
aliens bio duplication Newt conspiracies
oh my god Lyndon LaRouche was right what
are you still here
believe welcome to watchmojo.com and
today we’re counting down our picks for
the top 10 crazy conspiracy theories so
no one will believe your story for this
list we’ve decided to focus on offbeat
conspiracy theories sure you lower me
yeah we’ve already listed the standards
in our top 10 conspiracies of all time
video you know 9/11 was an inside job
JFK’s assassination was a government
plot the moon landing was faked aliens
crashed in Roswell and the royal family
killed princess died yada yada yada
we’ve reserved this list for the really
wacky theories so get your tinfoil hats
out it’s about to get nutty number 10
Stephen King killed John Lennon I’m the
most normal guy in the world
this theory submits that horror writer
Stephen King and not Mark David Chapman
pulled the trigger on the former Beatle
I’m the man exposing the truth about
John Lennon’s murder Stephen King
Casey key resident shot John Lennon
citing secret government messages in
important American media conspiracy
theorist Steve Lightfoot posits that
Lennon’s was a politically motivated
murder orchestrated by Richard Nixon and
Ronald Reagan using the rationale it’s
true or he’d sue Lightfoot basically
only as a case because King and Chapman
looked vaguely similar come on I like
about you when you put your jacket
covers in your book Stephen you always
look so friendly and approachable
number nine redheads the spawn of aliens
it came when I saw your Kryptonian
beacon
yeah where do you say the Internet’s
curiosity about gingers has translated
into numerous theories about their
origin and in fact redheads do differ
biologically from their less fiery
haired counterparts
this disease is KUB gingivitis
apparently they have a different
threshold for pain are more susceptible
to certain diseases and get this are
more likely to hate the dentist are you
about done well I’m just getting warmed
up what conspiracy theorists took that
one step too far and submitted that
their differences meant they weren’t
even of this world in conclusion I will
leave you with this if you think that
the ginger problem is not a serious one
think again number eight Brittany and
bushed
remember Brit Brits public meltdown her
head shaving umbrella wielding no
underwear period sure grabbed headlines
but some people think the pop princess
wanted the publicity but not for the
reason you’re thinking dangerous
according to this theory the Bush
administration enlisted in his beers to
distract the public from any GW oopsies
the United States and our allies have
prevailed is it merely coincidence that
Britney and k-fed broke up the same week
the GOP got routed in the 2006 midterm
elections honestly I think we should
just trust our president in every
decision that he makes and we should
just support that you know number seven
space Nazis who are these guys anyway
Nazis from the moon real love nuts as if
believing the Holocaust didn’t actually
happen wasn’t crazy enough there are
other nutty stories attached to Hitler’s
Third Reich the most persistent has the
Germans building spacecraft and
successfully flying to the moon where
they built a base and met dozens of
alien races so when did this supposedly
happen as early as 1942 and where are
all these crafts now hidden in
Antarctica naturally
number six the phantom time hypothesis
you can always rely on the calendar
right german historian Heriberto Illig
said nein he suggests we’re currently
living in the 18th century and the years
between about 600 and 900 AD never
happened so what you ask well that it
means some historical figures didn’t
exist and artifacts from that period are
either from another time or forged
signifying a far-reaching and elaborate
cover-up
however most historians agree this one
is correct number 5 wacky wingdings
before emoticons the wing-dings font let
Microsoft users spice up documents
however days after its 1992 release a
supposedly anti-semitic message was
discovered the letters NYC were
represented by a skull and crossbones a
Star of David and a thumbs up after 9/11
the scandal worsened when rumors swirled
that one of the flights numbers
translated to well this however neither
plane that hit the World Trade Center
for the number q33 and why so consider
this one debunked number four Hoover’s
gay assassins no conspiracy theory list
is complete without a mention of JFK’s
assassination and some theorists believe
long time FBI director J Edgar Hoover
was involved probably because he was
dogged by rumors of his homosexuality
for much of his career one wild premise
suggests that Hoover hired an all-gay
assassin squad to kill the president
because no one would suspect anyone so
flamboyantly dress of a crime so heinous
number three hippie operatives some of
the hippie eras biggest celebs have
American military links that must mean
they were planted to infiltrate the
counterculture right
icons like Frank Zappa Jim Morrison Papa
John Philips Stephen Stills and David
Crosby came from families with military
history so conspiracy theorists suggests
they were MK ULTRA operatives ruined by
the CIA to help control the hippies or
worse yet they helped the CIA invent
hippies when the music’s over Turner
turn up
turn up the light
number two tools up control fluoride
barcodes vaccines you name it
conspiracy theorists think the
government’s trying to control you with
it but this time they’ve got facts to
back their theory up to prevent drug and
booze abuse the US government poisoned
alcohol during Prohibition and
inadvertently killed 10,000 in the
process during the 70s they sprayed
Mexican pot crops with an illness
inducing herbicide so maybe this one’s
not so unbelievable number one
beware the reptilians
conspiracy theorist David Icke says
reptilians are the single most important
threat facing humanity
what are reptilians shape-shifting blood
guzzling five to 12 foot tall humanoid
reptiles with a secret underground lair
that are out to conquer the world by
infiltrating government’s obviously as
Overlord all will kneel trembling before
me and obey my brutal commands and
communication and Ike says this one goes
way up according to him the clintons
bushes and Queen Elizabeth the second
are all related to reptiles the skin
changes colors
that’s why we couldn’t see him that
night how can you tell
into their eyes do you agree with our
list what do you think are the wackiest
conspiracy theories out there Jefferson
had no idea what you’re talking about
for more top 10s published every day be
sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com no
aliens bio duplication Newt conspiracies
oh my god Lyndon LaRouche was right what
are you still here
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