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we’re all for embracing the suspension
of disbelief when it comes to gaming but
you gotta draw the line somewhere
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
absurd video game hairstyles for this
list we’re looking at the most
unbelievable heads of hair from the wild
world of gaming please don’t try to
recreate any of these hairstyles at home
these video game characters and their
respective styles are clearly
professionals your warning
some hairdos may involve jagged edges or
sharp points proceed with caution I’m
still stuck in the cycle of causing
others great number 10 Cloud Strife
Final Fantasy 7 love it or hate it this
hairdo has carved out an important place
for itself in videogame history
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sitting squarely atop the head of
arguably Square Enix’s most popular
character from arguably the best entry
in the franchise this spiky mass of hair
has inspired countless cosplayers to
challenge gravity and the limitations of
hair gel the wig is definitely what I
think is like the focal point you look
spectacular in this way the harsh angles
at which cloud strikes hair can change
directions suggest that it might have
been carved from stone by Edward
Scissorhands himself shut up later
entries in the series may have taken his
due to a more realistic direction in
terms of length texture and shape but
his first appearance including the
pseudo Super Saiyan hair is the
definitive one for the average fan
number nine agent J elite beat agents
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let’s be clear not since the three
stooges have three men with such
remarkably distinct haircuts thought it
appropriate to hang out together
complete the visual style of the Elite
Beat Agents is taken from comic books
and agent Morris Derek and J all clearly
visit comic book inspired hair stylists
regularly to maintain these
larger-than-life do’s agent J and his
fellow government agents use their sweet
moves and angelic voices to motivate
citizens in need helping them achieve
their goals the premise may seem silly
but it’s rather sweet and a heck of a
lot of fun
[Music]
besides Agent J’s giant pompadour topped
with a cinnamon roll cyclone of hair is
infinitely less believable than the game
storyline
number eight birdie Street Fighter
series nope that can’t possibly be hair
someone must have taken a giant yellow
boomerang and managed to embed about
half of it in this human wrecking balls
head at least in the original Street
Fighter and again in Street Fighter 5
birdie has a relatively straight punk
mohawk it may have been a little garish
but at least it was believable in the
Street Fighter Alpha franchise however
it’s presented as an impeccably
sharpened shark-fin which when coupled
with a wildly unnecessary cookie cutter
circle of hair removed from the middle
makes for a hair cut that crosses a line
but new hairdresser whatever consider
but sure enough when birdy gets moving
the hair gets displaced proving however
unlikely that it’s the real deal
number seven julen million star
gladiator series there’s nothing that
remarkable about regular pigtails in
fact it’s one of the first hairdos that
most young girls learn but to achieve an
effect where two pigtails go straight up
and then swirl into a bun type shape
that’s impressive hair styling like so
many ridiculous haircuts featured in
fighting games it’s hard to fathom how
such distinctly precarious stylings can
hold up walking down the street on a
slightly windy day let alone in a fight
Oh watching Jun go flying through the
air land on her head and then stand up
her hair spirals still in tact is simply
too much to take she might use plasma
rings in combat but we’re calling
witchcraft in the hair department number
six Gary and Chris and Apollo justice
Ace Attorney
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so is that a missile on his head or is
he just happy to see you Chris end is a
musician and criminal who uses his
acoustic guitar to smuggle a
particularly deadly piece of contraband
with a hair cut like this though it’s a
wonder that he didn’t just hide the
stuff in his giant oblong
record-breaking pompadour on second
thought that thing already looks pretty
heavy
and he added weight and this
overconfident front-heavy hairdo
sporting guitarist might tip forward and
fall flat on his face that hair looks
like it takes a good few hours to put
together each morning so it would be a
shame to mess it up number five Millia
Guilty Gear series
imagine if your long golden locks of
hair endlessly curled around your body
how could you possibly walk how
complicated could getting dressed and
undressed be
milia rages resting hairstyle mate look
impractical but her hair is actually as
versatile as it can be
it’s her primary weapon and can become
rock-hard and razor sharp when taking on
a variety of shapes it can transform
into singular shapes or act as distinct
shards she’s walking proof of the same
blondes have more fun and it’s most
certainly all thanks to her hair it’s
about um you know yet
Smith as for everyone else who comes
into contact with the hair on the other
hand fun isn’t probably the word that
comes to mind number four
Bayonetta Bayonetta series at least
you’ll lots still knows how to make it
in
for those of you who are unfamiliar with
this character we’re not just talking
about that beehive hairdo that looks
like a witch’s hat though that is pretty
crazy you’re much too ugly not to put
out of your misery rather since
Bayonetta is a witch the source of her
strength comes from her black hair which
she cannot only control but also be use
it to summon demons and incorporate them
into her fighting style
her hairstyle changed between bayonetta
one and two but according to the game’s
director Yusuke Hashimoto Bayonetta
never cuts her hair she just uses her
magic to manipulate its appearance
her hair also forms part of her outfit
so what makes it absurd the fact that
it’s constantly moving in shape shifting
Bayonetta’s hairstyle can only be
described as ever-changing and never
boring
[Music]
hmm number three guille Street Fighter
series
what happens when you take the hairstyle
known as a plat top and mix it with
battle-ax well no one knows what to call
it
I promise charlie their days are
numbered gal must know though since he’s
got one on his head
but who’s got the nerve to ask this
strapping military man anything
apparently he originally had a standard
flattop but the character artist for
Street Fighter too stretched out his
hair as a joke
unfortunately for guile and any
potential romantic interests the joke
went over so well with the team they
decided to just keep it he’s been going
through tubs of American military
strength hair gel just to keep it up
ever since he even keeps a comb handy to
make sure the hair stays in shape after
the battle and that’s dedication
[Music]
number two hi Hachi Mishima check-in
series
[Music]
male pattern baldness that affects many
men not even videogame characters are
spared the question is when it hits you
will you shave your head like mr. clean
turn to an ever unflattering toupee or
will you rock that male pattern baldness
hi Hachi style
mr. Mishima hair can only be described
as two Mohawks sitting on either side of
his fully receded hairline think bald
Wolverine but as Paul Phoenix
demonstrates hair stylists in the Tekken
Universe seem to firmly believe in the
old saying if you got it flaunt it
[Music]
hai hai ji Mishima may not have much of
it but he certainly seems to be doing
the best to flaunt whatever he’s got
left how about those eyebrows and
mustache though
before we unveil our top pick here a few
honorable mentions
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number one Meister seymour guado Final
Fantasy 10 this sphere is a
reconstruction created from the thoughts
of the dead that wonder the father
we might be impressed by seymour guado
stunningly complex hair if it weren’t so
damn terrifying it really doesn’t make
sense
Spira is no play house a moment’s
diversion may amuse an audience but it
changes nothing
it’s a good thing that he’s such a
well-regarded figure in the world of
Spira because anyone with less charisma
political clout power and and absurdly
handsome face certainly could not pull
off this particular look isn’t that
maester Seymour
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his hair looks like it sprouted berry
wings or tentacles maybe it’s some sort
of living bat based hairpiece I am
honoured to receive the title of Meister
whatever the origin this striking head
of hair maybe it takes the award for the
most absurd hairstyle and considering
the steep competition see more faces
from characters in his own franchise
that is saying a lot
do you agree with our list once I get
rid of you the darkness will go away
what’s the most absurd video game
hairstyle you’ve ever seen
four more slightly out there top 10s
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com it’s not time for a
toast just yet old friend the day will
come
[Music]
you
we’re all for embracing the suspension
of disbelief when it comes to gaming but
you gotta draw the line somewhere
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
absurd video game hairstyles for this
list we’re looking at the most
unbelievable heads of hair from the wild
world of gaming please don’t try to
recreate any of these hairstyles at home
these video game characters and their
respective styles are clearly
professionals your warning
some hairdos may involve jagged edges or
sharp points proceed with caution I’m
still stuck in the cycle of causing
others great number 10 Cloud Strife
Final Fantasy 7 love it or hate it this
hairdo has carved out an important place
for itself in videogame history
[Music]
sitting squarely atop the head of
arguably Square Enix’s most popular
character from arguably the best entry
in the franchise this spiky mass of hair
has inspired countless cosplayers to
challenge gravity and the limitations of
hair gel the wig is definitely what I
think is like the focal point you look
spectacular in this way the harsh angles
at which cloud strikes hair can change
directions suggest that it might have
been carved from stone by Edward
Scissorhands himself shut up later
entries in the series may have taken his
due to a more realistic direction in
terms of length texture and shape but
his first appearance including the
pseudo Super Saiyan hair is the
definitive one for the average fan
number nine agent J elite beat agents
[Music]
let’s be clear not since the three
stooges have three men with such
remarkably distinct haircuts thought it
appropriate to hang out together
complete the visual style of the Elite
Beat Agents is taken from comic books
and agent Morris Derek and J all clearly
visit comic book inspired hair stylists
regularly to maintain these
larger-than-life do’s agent J and his
fellow government agents use their sweet
moves and angelic voices to motivate
citizens in need helping them achieve
their goals the premise may seem silly
but it’s rather sweet and a heck of a
lot of fun
[Music]
besides Agent J’s giant pompadour topped
with a cinnamon roll cyclone of hair is
infinitely less believable than the game
storyline
number eight birdie Street Fighter
series nope that can’t possibly be hair
someone must have taken a giant yellow
boomerang and managed to embed about
half of it in this human wrecking balls
head at least in the original Street
Fighter and again in Street Fighter 5
birdie has a relatively straight punk
mohawk it may have been a little garish
but at least it was believable in the
Street Fighter Alpha franchise however
it’s presented as an impeccably
sharpened shark-fin which when coupled
with a wildly unnecessary cookie cutter
circle of hair removed from the middle
makes for a hair cut that crosses a line
but new hairdresser whatever consider
but sure enough when birdy gets moving
the hair gets displaced proving however
unlikely that it’s the real deal
number seven julen million star
gladiator series there’s nothing that
remarkable about regular pigtails in
fact it’s one of the first hairdos that
most young girls learn but to achieve an
effect where two pigtails go straight up
and then swirl into a bun type shape
that’s impressive hair styling like so
many ridiculous haircuts featured in
fighting games it’s hard to fathom how
such distinctly precarious stylings can
hold up walking down the street on a
slightly windy day let alone in a fight
Oh watching Jun go flying through the
air land on her head and then stand up
her hair spirals still in tact is simply
too much to take she might use plasma
rings in combat but we’re calling
witchcraft in the hair department number
six Gary and Chris and Apollo justice
Ace Attorney
[Music]
[Music]
so is that a missile on his head or is
he just happy to see you Chris end is a
musician and criminal who uses his
acoustic guitar to smuggle a
particularly deadly piece of contraband
with a hair cut like this though it’s a
wonder that he didn’t just hide the
stuff in his giant oblong
record-breaking pompadour on second
thought that thing already looks pretty
heavy
and he added weight and this
overconfident front-heavy hairdo
sporting guitarist might tip forward and
fall flat on his face that hair looks
like it takes a good few hours to put
together each morning so it would be a
shame to mess it up number five Millia
Guilty Gear series
imagine if your long golden locks of
hair endlessly curled around your body
how could you possibly walk how
complicated could getting dressed and
undressed be
milia rages resting hairstyle mate look
impractical but her hair is actually as
versatile as it can be
it’s her primary weapon and can become
rock-hard and razor sharp when taking on
a variety of shapes it can transform
into singular shapes or act as distinct
shards she’s walking proof of the same
blondes have more fun and it’s most
certainly all thanks to her hair it’s
about um you know yet
Smith as for everyone else who comes
into contact with the hair on the other
hand fun isn’t probably the word that
comes to mind number four
Bayonetta Bayonetta series at least
you’ll lots still knows how to make it
in
for those of you who are unfamiliar with
this character we’re not just talking
about that beehive hairdo that looks
like a witch’s hat though that is pretty
crazy you’re much too ugly not to put
out of your misery rather since
Bayonetta is a witch the source of her
strength comes from her black hair which
she cannot only control but also be use
it to summon demons and incorporate them
into her fighting style
her hairstyle changed between bayonetta
one and two but according to the game’s
director Yusuke Hashimoto Bayonetta
never cuts her hair she just uses her
magic to manipulate its appearance
her hair also forms part of her outfit
so what makes it absurd the fact that
it’s constantly moving in shape shifting
Bayonetta’s hairstyle can only be
described as ever-changing and never
boring
[Music]
hmm number three guille Street Fighter
series
what happens when you take the hairstyle
known as a plat top and mix it with
battle-ax well no one knows what to call
it
I promise charlie their days are
numbered gal must know though since he’s
got one on his head
but who’s got the nerve to ask this
strapping military man anything
apparently he originally had a standard
flattop but the character artist for
Street Fighter too stretched out his
hair as a joke
unfortunately for guile and any
potential romantic interests the joke
went over so well with the team they
decided to just keep it he’s been going
through tubs of American military
strength hair gel just to keep it up
ever since he even keeps a comb handy to
make sure the hair stays in shape after
the battle and that’s dedication
[Music]
number two hi Hachi Mishima check-in
series
[Music]
male pattern baldness that affects many
men not even videogame characters are
spared the question is when it hits you
will you shave your head like mr. clean
turn to an ever unflattering toupee or
will you rock that male pattern baldness
hi Hachi style
mr. Mishima hair can only be described
as two Mohawks sitting on either side of
his fully receded hairline think bald
Wolverine but as Paul Phoenix
demonstrates hair stylists in the Tekken
Universe seem to firmly believe in the
old saying if you got it flaunt it
[Music]
hai hai ji Mishima may not have much of
it but he certainly seems to be doing
the best to flaunt whatever he’s got
left how about those eyebrows and
mustache though
before we unveil our top pick here a few
honorable mentions
[Music]
number one Meister seymour guado Final
Fantasy 10 this sphere is a
reconstruction created from the thoughts
of the dead that wonder the father
we might be impressed by seymour guado
stunningly complex hair if it weren’t so
damn terrifying it really doesn’t make
sense
Spira is no play house a moment’s
diversion may amuse an audience but it
changes nothing
it’s a good thing that he’s such a
well-regarded figure in the world of
Spira because anyone with less charisma
political clout power and and absurdly
handsome face certainly could not pull
off this particular look isn’t that
maester Seymour
[Music]
his hair looks like it sprouted berry
wings or tentacles maybe it’s some sort
of living bat based hairpiece I am
honoured to receive the title of Meister
whatever the origin this striking head
of hair maybe it takes the award for the
most absurd hairstyle and considering
the steep competition see more faces
from characters in his own franchise
that is saying a lot
do you agree with our list once I get
rid of you the darkness will go away
what’s the most absurd video game
hairstyle you’ve ever seen
four more slightly out there top 10s
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com it’s not time for a
toast just yet old friend the day will
come
[Music]
you
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