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this list will be ranking the most
insane ridiculous and crazy things that
can and do happen in Far Cry 5 we will
be discussing various plot points
throughout this list so a spoiler
warning is now in effect
Jim mankind’s week
and vulnerable number-10 peaches and
there have been animal companions before
throughout the Far Cry series but none
compared to the sheer awesomeness that
our peaches and cheeseburger you acquire
the mountain lion peaches after the
mission here kitty-kitty
and once acquired you can make her stalk
prey in tall grass or sicker on
unsuspecting enemies cheeseburger is a
freakin grizzly bear and he was nurtured
back to health by weight and also serves
as a Fang for higher throughout the game
having both animals at your disposal
wields wicked results and nothing makes
us prouder than watching our little
babies ripping the throats out of some
poor sap number 9
in a game full of incredible weapons
players have taken the liking to a very
weird choice the shovel yeah the shovel
the shovel serves as both a melee weapon
and a projectile as you can bash people
over the head with it or throw it like a
javelin and impale your targets it’s so
much fun using the shovel spear that
it’s become the game’s go-to weapon
players are creating shovel challenges
doing shovel only playthroughs making
memes posting hilarious youtube montages
and writing amazing steam reviews based
entirely around the frickin shovel now
honestly who doesn’t have a good haunted
house o’hara’s haunted house is a
prepper stash that you can find in the
northwest of Dead Man’s River once
you’ve turned on the power you’re forced
to walk through the campy haunted house
as things jump out at you from the
shadows animatronic people charge at you
with knives and creepy screams emanating
throughout the house it’s a lot of fun
and it brings up memories of summer
vacations and walking through similar
haunted houses with your buds like this
one they were all terribly corny but you
know you’ll love them anyway
number seven John seed absorbs Nick ray
of his sins yes yes so will its home the
Far Cry series has gone to some very
dark and disturbing places but perhaps
no seen in the series is as upsetting as
John seeds attack on Nick rye in this
particularly brutal cutscene rye is
pinched the ground while seed cuts off a
chunk of flesh from his chest he then
takes the chunk and literally staples it
to the wall while Ryles on the floor in
pain if you in turn refused to renounce
your sins to Rome is brutally beaten in
front of your eyes it’s a nasty scene
that cements seed as one of far Christ
better villains number six those damned
turkeys the Far Cry games have always
been riddled with dangerous predators
we’ve come to expect the odd attack from
a Hungry Bear or worse yet if you’re
playing far cry 4 an eagle that wants to
scratch your eyes out but nothing could
have prepared us for these damn turkeys
like the shovel the turkeys are quickly
becoming one of far cry fives breakout
elements many people are discussing the
bloodthirsty birds on social media and
posting hilarious and may we add
terrifying turkey related videos on
YouTube Dark Souls pales in comparison
to the sheer pain in the ass that is
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Far Cry 3 had a particularly awesome
mission that’s are you burning down a
weed field while make it bun dem played
in the background literally there’s no
way for me to say the title of that song
without sounding like a jackass
anyway Sharky’s recruitment mission is
far high fives answer to that the
mission begins when you speak to the
hilarious flamethrower and music-loving
Sharkey bozhe what follows is pure
action bliss as you kill Angels and
Sharky sets them on fire while the
tramps disco inferno plays on
loudspeakers the combination of Sharky’s
funny interjections the carnage at hand
and fun music comes together to make one
number four the Blood Dragon missions
you know how many can Awards Blood
Dragon 3 he’s gonna win if we shoot this
burger correctly there was an amazing
piece of DLC for Far Cry 3 titled Blood
Dragon which took its inspiration from
80s movies complete with whole
old-fashioned neon title screens and
synthesized music it was praised for its
originality which is perhaps why they
decided to bring it back for a few
missions in Far Cry 5 in the game
movie director guy Marvel is shooting
blood dragon three in one mission you
help ensure that it stays quiet on set
and in a second mission you help him
film a scene from the movie it’s a
brilliant throwback to one afar crys
most original entries and a welcome
number three when you accidentally kill
Eli I’ll get right to it I know what you
did down south you got the father
thinking twice now and that’s good for
us well that was one interesting outcome
still we gotta give Ubisoft prompts for
integrating Eli’s death in such a
personal and unique way as part of Jacob
seeds hypnotic sequence you were forced
to run through a challenging area while
a timer runs down throughout the entire
mission you’re on edge which results in
you instinctively shooting Eli as you
round the corner you aren’t expecting
anything of the sort and when you snap
back to reality and see you I drop dead
your heart can’t help but sink
no listen to me
it was Jacob number two the testicle
festival you know what this town needs
balls I’m dead serious Falls and annual
testicle festival is a decades-old
tradition in one particularly weird side
mission you are tasked with helping the
town with their annual testicle festival
which is supposedly based on a real
thing that happens in Montana in the
mission though you are forced to watch
Bulls have sex with cows while Marvin
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if that wasn’t enough you are then
forced to pick up the testicles off of
the Bulls
so that festival goers can chomp down on
deep-fried testes we can’t really think
of any other game that’s done something
quite like this and it definitely
continues farcry streak of weird and
ultimately hilarious missions first we
need to get the testy feste supplies out
of storage the only fellow named Kenny’s
got them all locked up for me at the old
bar number one everything with faith god
damn do we love us some faith seed faith
is the manufacturer of the local drug
bliss which is used to keep the cult
members in a constant state of euphoria
every scene involving faith occurs in
some state of hallucination ensuring
that every interaction with her is a
complete trip in some of these
hallucinations it appears as if faith
sprouts wings and flies and she can also
run it abnormally fast speeds if you
also happen to walk into the plant used
in bliss production you enter a
hallucinogenic state complete with white
dots and trippy colors while we don’t
condone real drug use bliss is still a
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