the weird the dangerous and the dirty
and these are supposed to be for
children what do you call the new water
news watch the news inator welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top 10 most
controversial kids toys for this list
we’re looking at toys that caused
controversy either for their strange
design choices or through public outrage
based on how nonsensical it was that
they actually made it to store shelves
number 10 shape shifters Punisher are
you worried about the Punisher now let
me tell you something about this
Punisher whoever loses this transforming
toy rendition of the comic-book
character known as Frank Castle is
famous for a very unfortunate step
halfway through its change it turns out
that the Punisher packs a lot of heat in
his crotch
charged with a deadly load there’s no
question as to why this poorly designed
action figure didn’t have a long shelf
life take that message to your people
it’s full transformation which changes
the crotch rocket into a butt missile
launcher so that mr. castle can take the
form of a pistol didn’t help make this
toy any better either
I’m gonna go smoke some cigarettes
number nine Super Soaker whose inator
what do you call the new water news last
news inator
yeah scrutinized and parodied at the
time of its release the use inator was a
super soaker that didn’t only shoot
water but also shot a bio news that
brought dirty thoughts to even the most
chaste of people conceived by people who
we can only assume have never been on
the Internet and with an opening
description that reads sneak up on your
opponents with a surprise bio
news attack this infamous contraption
famously failed to make kids losing each
other
trendy my number eight hole dance full
dancer
we hope this was never designed to
actually be intended for children this
doll represents what is probably the
least desirable career choice for a
parents precious daughter it was
packaged in a box that cleans the toy
goes round and round and up and down and
comes equipped with a disco ball little
is known about who made this doll and
where it was sold but it was outrageous
enough to be blogged about by Perez
Hilton so it had to make our list
number seven enter tech howdy
never-before-seen realism enter Tech was
a brand of water guns that recreated
real-life firearms for kids moulded in
black plastic with detachable magazine
rounds that held the water the toys were
so convincing that they led to
unfortunate cases in which law
enforcement officers opened fire on
children after mistaking the toy for
real weapon this led the toy
manufacturer to voluntarily change to
neon colored plastics for their later
water pistols number six golliwog this
early 19th century rag doll caused a lot
of public uproar when it found itself
back on store shelves in the early 2000s
created in 1895 golliwog was the main
character of a series of children’s
books that eventually became the name of
toys and dolls that resembled it
nowadays the doll perpetuates racist
stereotypes reminding us of the
caricature of african-americans in
minstrel shows of yesteryear amidst the
controversy the public outrage is a
positive sign that our society is
evolving number five babay glue tone
this realistic baby doll went a bit too
far with its one very strange feature
the baby was packaged with a halter top
bra with flower shaped nipples designed
for little girls to wear in order to
simulate breastfeeding unsurprisingly
the toy was unpopular with parents and
generally panned with some critics even
claiming it could lead to early teen
pregnancy while it was an attempt to
educate little girls on the natural ways
to feed a newborn baby the big –let own
just comes off as creepy number 4 rad
repeating tarzan another case of
unfortunate circumstances this toy was a
victim of its packaging with its
spring-loaded right arm placed so
Tarzan’s hand would be over its crotch
the Disney toy took a turn for the dirty
masturbating Tarzan had a short shelf
life ultimately being recalled and
repackaged so that he would stop
touching himself to make matters worse
the apeman also featured a button that
led out his famous call needless to say
this toy in its original packaging is
becoming quite the collectable proving
that we humans really do have a
one-track mind
number three Oreo fun barbie bright
ideas and an Oreo cookie it’s a bright
idea to dunk it or to crunch it or
unscrew it what could go wrong with
cross promotion between America’s
favorite cookie and one of the most
popular toy lines in the world in 1997
the union saw the release of two Oreo
themed dolls one Caucasian and another
African American unbeknownst to the
people at Mattel and Nabisco Oreo is
also a pejorative term for a black
person who acts white the black version
of the dolls was understandably met with
outrage and the racially insensitive
model didn’t sell well and so was
quickly recalled Oreo and Oreo Double
Stuf cookies
number two the Nimbus 2000 a
battery-operated replica of Harry
Potter’s broomstick yes we did say
battery-operated and no it did not make
the broomstick fly but it did make it
vibrate now once you’ve got hold of your
broom I want you to mount it and grip it
tight you don’t want to be sliding off
the end for while kids aged eight and up
we’re playing with a vibrating stick
that they could stick between their legs
probably discovering way more about
their bodies than they should at that
age Mattel quickly pulled the toy from
the shelves but not before it gained
popularity through internet memes and
parody reviews on amazon.com I see a
single broom in the air the one riding
it will find themselves out of Hogwarts
before they can say Quidditch before we
unveil our top pick here are a few
honorable mentions she is homeless
apparently and lives in a car and that’s
her that’s her back sort
Barbie let’s go party Oh Barbie how you
changed
checkout Mattel’s Black Canary Barbie
due out this September biker jacket
boots heavy makeup and fishnets not sold
separately this bad boy is illegal to
buy himself there totally dangerous I
just scored these off Craigslist oops
that I Justin criminate myself number
one Rafiki and Simba
if we’ve learned one thing from this
list it’s that our collective dirty
minds will lead to toy controversy and
recalls and so it’s not surprising that
this toy designed to recreate one of the
most memorable moments in the Lion King
gets turned into a scene from the porn
from hell in which Rafiki molest baby
Simba rumored to be a Disney related
product little is actually known about
its origins but one thing’s for sure
it’s our number one most controversial
toy Hakuna Matata
do you agree with our list did we miss
any controversial toys for more strange
and bizarre top 10s published every day
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
and these are supposed to be for
children what do you call the new water
news watch the news inator welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top 10 most
controversial kids toys for this list
we’re looking at toys that caused
controversy either for their strange
design choices or through public outrage
based on how nonsensical it was that
they actually made it to store shelves
number 10 shape shifters Punisher are
you worried about the Punisher now let
me tell you something about this
Punisher whoever loses this transforming
toy rendition of the comic-book
character known as Frank Castle is
famous for a very unfortunate step
halfway through its change it turns out
that the Punisher packs a lot of heat in
his crotch
charged with a deadly load there’s no
question as to why this poorly designed
action figure didn’t have a long shelf
life take that message to your people
it’s full transformation which changes
the crotch rocket into a butt missile
launcher so that mr. castle can take the
form of a pistol didn’t help make this
toy any better either
I’m gonna go smoke some cigarettes
number nine Super Soaker whose inator
what do you call the new water news last
news inator
yeah scrutinized and parodied at the
time of its release the use inator was a
super soaker that didn’t only shoot
water but also shot a bio news that
brought dirty thoughts to even the most
chaste of people conceived by people who
we can only assume have never been on
the Internet and with an opening
description that reads sneak up on your
opponents with a surprise bio
news attack this infamous contraption
famously failed to make kids losing each
other
trendy my number eight hole dance full
dancer
we hope this was never designed to
actually be intended for children this
doll represents what is probably the
least desirable career choice for a
parents precious daughter it was
packaged in a box that cleans the toy
goes round and round and up and down and
comes equipped with a disco ball little
is known about who made this doll and
where it was sold but it was outrageous
enough to be blogged about by Perez
Hilton so it had to make our list
number seven enter tech howdy
never-before-seen realism enter Tech was
a brand of water guns that recreated
real-life firearms for kids moulded in
black plastic with detachable magazine
rounds that held the water the toys were
so convincing that they led to
unfortunate cases in which law
enforcement officers opened fire on
children after mistaking the toy for
real weapon this led the toy
manufacturer to voluntarily change to
neon colored plastics for their later
water pistols number six golliwog this
early 19th century rag doll caused a lot
of public uproar when it found itself
back on store shelves in the early 2000s
created in 1895 golliwog was the main
character of a series of children’s
books that eventually became the name of
toys and dolls that resembled it
nowadays the doll perpetuates racist
stereotypes reminding us of the
caricature of african-americans in
minstrel shows of yesteryear amidst the
controversy the public outrage is a
positive sign that our society is
evolving number five babay glue tone
this realistic baby doll went a bit too
far with its one very strange feature
the baby was packaged with a halter top
bra with flower shaped nipples designed
for little girls to wear in order to
simulate breastfeeding unsurprisingly
the toy was unpopular with parents and
generally panned with some critics even
claiming it could lead to early teen
pregnancy while it was an attempt to
educate little girls on the natural ways
to feed a newborn baby the big –let own
just comes off as creepy number 4 rad
repeating tarzan another case of
unfortunate circumstances this toy was a
victim of its packaging with its
spring-loaded right arm placed so
Tarzan’s hand would be over its crotch
the Disney toy took a turn for the dirty
masturbating Tarzan had a short shelf
life ultimately being recalled and
repackaged so that he would stop
touching himself to make matters worse
the apeman also featured a button that
led out his famous call needless to say
this toy in its original packaging is
becoming quite the collectable proving
that we humans really do have a
one-track mind
number three Oreo fun barbie bright
ideas and an Oreo cookie it’s a bright
idea to dunk it or to crunch it or
unscrew it what could go wrong with
cross promotion between America’s
favorite cookie and one of the most
popular toy lines in the world in 1997
the union saw the release of two Oreo
themed dolls one Caucasian and another
African American unbeknownst to the
people at Mattel and Nabisco Oreo is
also a pejorative term for a black
person who acts white the black version
of the dolls was understandably met with
outrage and the racially insensitive
model didn’t sell well and so was
quickly recalled Oreo and Oreo Double
Stuf cookies
number two the Nimbus 2000 a
battery-operated replica of Harry
Potter’s broomstick yes we did say
battery-operated and no it did not make
the broomstick fly but it did make it
vibrate now once you’ve got hold of your
broom I want you to mount it and grip it
tight you don’t want to be sliding off
the end for while kids aged eight and up
we’re playing with a vibrating stick
that they could stick between their legs
probably discovering way more about
their bodies than they should at that
age Mattel quickly pulled the toy from
the shelves but not before it gained
popularity through internet memes and
parody reviews on amazon.com I see a
single broom in the air the one riding
it will find themselves out of Hogwarts
before they can say Quidditch before we
unveil our top pick here are a few
honorable mentions she is homeless
apparently and lives in a car and that’s
her that’s her back sort
Barbie let’s go party Oh Barbie how you
changed
checkout Mattel’s Black Canary Barbie
due out this September biker jacket
boots heavy makeup and fishnets not sold
separately this bad boy is illegal to
buy himself there totally dangerous I
just scored these off Craigslist oops
that I Justin criminate myself number
one Rafiki and Simba
if we’ve learned one thing from this
list it’s that our collective dirty
minds will lead to toy controversy and
recalls and so it’s not surprising that
this toy designed to recreate one of the
most memorable moments in the Lion King
gets turned into a scene from the porn
from hell in which Rafiki molest baby
Simba rumored to be a Disney related
product little is actually known about
its origins but one thing’s for sure
it’s our number one most controversial
toy Hakuna Matata
do you agree with our list did we miss
any controversial toys for more strange
and bizarre top 10s published every day
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
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