we are with Coco welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our top 10 favorite recurring Conan
O’Brien bits of all time man
you just can’t stop there and jonesing
for more number 10 staring contests 1 2
3
nothing says good TV like people sitting
silent and motionless for as long as
possible Conan and his ever faithful
sidekick Andy Richter take epic stair
downs to the next level by trying to
distract each other with increasingly
bizarre and unsettling background
versions
it takes true skill to make something
this ridiculous worthy of a spot on
television wonder who’ll win this time
number nine if they made it if ever you
wondered what the offspring of certain
celebrity couples would look like well
wonder no more
let’s find out if they had a child how
would that work out let’s check it out
right now I just want to see whatever
this Conan classic uses Photoshop to
scare us into never sleeping again and
makes us hope to hell that Hollywood
stops procreating since the result is
usually a deformed mess so popular it
became a book this one never gets old
best part Conan’s reactions I don’t know
what it is but it’s evil you rang
number 8 synchro box
Conan tries to stay budget-friendly
Clutch Cargo style Tom this is accept
congratulations
with just a TV a green screen a picture
and a terrible impersonation he’s able
to interview some pretty important folks
how you doing there Kona Lisa Kona Lisa
whether it’s the president a pop icon or
the Governator himself you can be sure
it’s an in-depth and outrageous check no
that’s not possible
you’re not possible but it’s even more
hilarious when the tables are turned
oh gee I’m a fool
number seven pimp bot 5000 you see he
combines the classic sensibilities of a
1950s robot with the dynamic Flair of a
1970s street pimp please welcome our old
buddy pin 5 5 5 10 5 5,000 doesn’t need
more of an introduction than that ponens
had a lot of characters stopped by a set
over the years but none is as funky as
this guy this jive-talking machine comes
straight from the hood to threaten white
bread throw down some mean rhymes and
turn out Conan’s audience watch out for
that switchblade by the way number six
the masturbating bear not that
masturbating bear that masturbating bear
we’re guessing he was invented to
stimulate the sensors for the
uninitiated the masturbating bear is a
bear with giant junk who compulsively
masturbates glad that settled
he didn’t travel with Conan from late
night to the Tonight Show but that
wasn’t the last time we saw him I mean
this has got to be extremely difficult
for you
non masturbating ban she’s got to be
hard once the masturbating bear always a
masturbating bear of all the quasi
disturbing creatures we’ve seen he’s the
best close second the horny manatee
number five celebrity secrets part of
the beauty of Conan is his ability to
just be silly
and that often trickles down to his
guests at least the ones who don’t take
themselves too seriously people always
ask me how I pronounce my name Goldblum
or Goldblum I always tell them say
anything how dare you speak to me
sitting in a dingy cell chain-smoking
and downing whiskey
so let’s reveal their previously unknown
deep dark secrets
we knew celebs were so shady my favorite
thing about Christmas blo Simmons number
four Conan O’Brien hates my homeland
he’s an equal opportunity offender
kersek Stan if your country could afford
vowels you could spell this place sucks
after receiving complaints from the
Ukraine over a sketch he did insulting
them Conan decided to find out where
else in the world his show was broadcast
by insulting every country and seeing
where the hate mail came from the most
overwhelming response Finland you’ve had
over 5000 years of culture and the
world’s most famous Finn is still
huckleberry yadda yadda yadda he
traveled to Finland to meet his legions
of fans and show off his special
relationship with the Finnish people can
we have a group photo with you
I won’t forget that a fake address
number three in the year 2000 it’s time
that once again we look into the future
that’s right old pal
let’s look to the future all the way to
the year 2000 Conan’s at his best when
he’s spouting clever punchy one-liners
and that’s what this bit is all about
ryan seacrest will admit that his
catchphrase Seacrest out is not a cheesy
sign-off but instead of heartfelt
declaration of his homosexuality
accompanied by Richie la Bamba Rosenberg
falsetto Conan Andy and/or the guests
dressing futuristic costumes and predict
what life will be like at the turn of
the millennium the world’s perception of
Dick Cheney will change drastically when
a movie appears on the internet that
shows the vice president at home in his
underwear wearing a Nine Inch Nails
t-shirt and watching South Park with two
black chicks this bit actually did start
far before the year 2000 but once it
passed things got even sillier prophetic
no witty yes hilarious always sad
because they can no longer write about
Bennifer gossip writers will start to
refer to the Hollywood couple of Brad
Pitt and Angelina Jolie as Brad Chyna
number two the Walker Texas Ranger levar
when Conan was still at NBC the network
acquired Universal Studios and along
with it the rights to shows like Walker
Texas Ranger all I have to do is pull
this Walker Texas Ranger lever right
here and we get to see a clip instantly
and it’s a beautiful day every time he
pulls it in pops an out-of-context clip
of Chuck Norris in all his glory
sometimes it’s during the monologue
sometimes it’s during uncomfortable
breaks and interviews sometimes things
get weird
Walker told me I had H number one
triumph the insult comic dog
Conan loves puppets and makes use of
them often you like eggnog
yes okay good all right well get your
cups ready because here it comes
courtesy of our very own vomiting Kermit
let’s see it right now but there’s one
that has proved more popular than even
vomiting Kermit give me a break Romney
changes positions more than that he did
under prom night is it the accent the
cigar the cursing the fact that he’s a
dog now it’s the never-ending stream of
vicious insults seriously yelling at
people like this for a living how do you
sleep in your car at night triumph goes
everywhere and offends everyone from
hippies to nerds to rock stars and
everything in between
he’s even been nominated for a Grammy is
there nothing this dog can’t do or more
accurately is there no one this dog
can’t piss off or poop on coke is not
only the greatest actor but he’s also a
very distinguished writer for me to poop
on do you agree with our list what’s
your favorite Conan recurring bit here’s
a good one
Matt Damon is to acting first writing
second as Keanu Reeves is to socks first
choose second very good for more great
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watchmojo.com before you leave is there
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watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our top 10 favorite recurring Conan
O’Brien bits of all time man
you just can’t stop there and jonesing
for more number 10 staring contests 1 2
3
nothing says good TV like people sitting
silent and motionless for as long as
possible Conan and his ever faithful
sidekick Andy Richter take epic stair
downs to the next level by trying to
distract each other with increasingly
bizarre and unsettling background
versions
it takes true skill to make something
this ridiculous worthy of a spot on
television wonder who’ll win this time
number nine if they made it if ever you
wondered what the offspring of certain
celebrity couples would look like well
wonder no more
let’s find out if they had a child how
would that work out let’s check it out
right now I just want to see whatever
this Conan classic uses Photoshop to
scare us into never sleeping again and
makes us hope to hell that Hollywood
stops procreating since the result is
usually a deformed mess so popular it
became a book this one never gets old
best part Conan’s reactions I don’t know
what it is but it’s evil you rang
number 8 synchro box
Conan tries to stay budget-friendly
Clutch Cargo style Tom this is accept
congratulations
with just a TV a green screen a picture
and a terrible impersonation he’s able
to interview some pretty important folks
how you doing there Kona Lisa Kona Lisa
whether it’s the president a pop icon or
the Governator himself you can be sure
it’s an in-depth and outrageous check no
that’s not possible
you’re not possible but it’s even more
hilarious when the tables are turned
oh gee I’m a fool
number seven pimp bot 5000 you see he
combines the classic sensibilities of a
1950s robot with the dynamic Flair of a
1970s street pimp please welcome our old
buddy pin 5 5 5 10 5 5,000 doesn’t need
more of an introduction than that ponens
had a lot of characters stopped by a set
over the years but none is as funky as
this guy this jive-talking machine comes
straight from the hood to threaten white
bread throw down some mean rhymes and
turn out Conan’s audience watch out for
that switchblade by the way number six
the masturbating bear not that
masturbating bear that masturbating bear
we’re guessing he was invented to
stimulate the sensors for the
uninitiated the masturbating bear is a
bear with giant junk who compulsively
masturbates glad that settled
he didn’t travel with Conan from late
night to the Tonight Show but that
wasn’t the last time we saw him I mean
this has got to be extremely difficult
for you
non masturbating ban she’s got to be
hard once the masturbating bear always a
masturbating bear of all the quasi
disturbing creatures we’ve seen he’s the
best close second the horny manatee
number five celebrity secrets part of
the beauty of Conan is his ability to
just be silly
and that often trickles down to his
guests at least the ones who don’t take
themselves too seriously people always
ask me how I pronounce my name Goldblum
or Goldblum I always tell them say
anything how dare you speak to me
sitting in a dingy cell chain-smoking
and downing whiskey
so let’s reveal their previously unknown
deep dark secrets
we knew celebs were so shady my favorite
thing about Christmas blo Simmons number
four Conan O’Brien hates my homeland
he’s an equal opportunity offender
kersek Stan if your country could afford
vowels you could spell this place sucks
after receiving complaints from the
Ukraine over a sketch he did insulting
them Conan decided to find out where
else in the world his show was broadcast
by insulting every country and seeing
where the hate mail came from the most
overwhelming response Finland you’ve had
over 5000 years of culture and the
world’s most famous Finn is still
huckleberry yadda yadda yadda he
traveled to Finland to meet his legions
of fans and show off his special
relationship with the Finnish people can
we have a group photo with you
I won’t forget that a fake address
number three in the year 2000 it’s time
that once again we look into the future
that’s right old pal
let’s look to the future all the way to
the year 2000 Conan’s at his best when
he’s spouting clever punchy one-liners
and that’s what this bit is all about
ryan seacrest will admit that his
catchphrase Seacrest out is not a cheesy
sign-off but instead of heartfelt
declaration of his homosexuality
accompanied by Richie la Bamba Rosenberg
falsetto Conan Andy and/or the guests
dressing futuristic costumes and predict
what life will be like at the turn of
the millennium the world’s perception of
Dick Cheney will change drastically when
a movie appears on the internet that
shows the vice president at home in his
underwear wearing a Nine Inch Nails
t-shirt and watching South Park with two
black chicks this bit actually did start
far before the year 2000 but once it
passed things got even sillier prophetic
no witty yes hilarious always sad
because they can no longer write about
Bennifer gossip writers will start to
refer to the Hollywood couple of Brad
Pitt and Angelina Jolie as Brad Chyna
number two the Walker Texas Ranger levar
when Conan was still at NBC the network
acquired Universal Studios and along
with it the rights to shows like Walker
Texas Ranger all I have to do is pull
this Walker Texas Ranger lever right
here and we get to see a clip instantly
and it’s a beautiful day every time he
pulls it in pops an out-of-context clip
of Chuck Norris in all his glory
sometimes it’s during the monologue
sometimes it’s during uncomfortable
breaks and interviews sometimes things
get weird
Walker told me I had H number one
triumph the insult comic dog
Conan loves puppets and makes use of
them often you like eggnog
yes okay good all right well get your
cups ready because here it comes
courtesy of our very own vomiting Kermit
let’s see it right now but there’s one
that has proved more popular than even
vomiting Kermit give me a break Romney
changes positions more than that he did
under prom night is it the accent the
cigar the cursing the fact that he’s a
dog now it’s the never-ending stream of
vicious insults seriously yelling at
people like this for a living how do you
sleep in your car at night triumph goes
everywhere and offends everyone from
hippies to nerds to rock stars and
everything in between
he’s even been nominated for a Grammy is
there nothing this dog can’t do or more
accurately is there no one this dog
can’t piss off or poop on coke is not
only the greatest actor but he’s also a
very distinguished writer for me to poop
on do you agree with our list what’s
your favorite Conan recurring bit here’s
a good one
Matt Damon is to acting first writing
second as Keanu Reeves is to socks first
choose second very good for more great
top tens be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com before you leave is there
anything else you’d like to say alright
that’s enough
perfect
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