two words Chuck Norris when he does a
push-up he doesn’t lift himself he
pushes the world down welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’ll be taking
a look at our top 10 favorite Chuck
Norris moments number 10 forest warrior
shapeshifter in forest warrior Chuck
Norris taps into his ability to
shape-shift into various badass woodland
creatures in order to scare off
Lumberjacks that are threatening his
forest fun fact the only special effect
is movie needed was Chuck Norris number
9 WWF Survivor Series protecting the
Undertaker back in the early 90s Chuck
was asked to play an enforcer for a
wrestling match between the Undertaker
and Yokozuna seeing as he’s unstoppable
he prevented Jeff Jarrett from
interfering with the casket match with a
sidekick to the dome causing him to flip
onto his head and run away in tears if
you ask us
he got off easy number 8 lone wolf
McQuade and the you see he may play a
cowboy style Ranger in this film but
like any red white and blue blooded
American he’s not opposed to putting the
six-shooter down in favor of a bullet
spitting chunk of the Second Amendment
only Chuck can perform a 360-degree
machine gun takedown and not hit any of
the horses number seven Huck and Chuck
presidential campaign Chuck facts in
2007 Chuck took his fight against evil
into the political realm when he and
Mike Huckabee teamed up to dish facts on
each other Mike Huckabee is a lifelong
hunter he’ll protect our Second
Amendment rights there’s no chimney on
Chuck Norris’s beard only another fist
somehow even with the almighty Norris’s
support Huckabee still managed to lose
the Republican nomination if God works
in mysterious ways
then Chuck’s powers are simply beyond
comprehension Chuck Norris doesn’t
endorse he tells America how it’s gonna
be
number six dodge ball the thumbs up in
this silver-screen sports epic the
thrilling conclusion comes down to a
decision by the judges
luckily for Vince Vaughn and his team
Chuck appears and saves the day with a
simple thumbs up Ben Stiller should just
be thankful that Chuck didn’t unleash
the other four fingers Thank You Chuck
Norris thank you Peter
number five Delta Force two skydiving in
Delta Force two Chuck decides that a
drug kingpin needs to be taught the kind
of lesson that only a 10,000 foot drop
can provide let me go
okay and throws old pavlo out of a plane
without a chute since Chuck is
impervious to the laws of physics he
saves the scumbag my skydiving after him
but presumably only after he makes him
crap his pants from screaming number
four good guys wear black the windshield
kick in this film
Norris plays a six time world karate
champion who has ended up on the cia’s
hit list these liberal Punk’s try to
chase him down but failed to realize
that you can’t run over Chuck Norris he
runs over you hey what’s that on your
windshield number three way of the
Dragon the chest hair here we come to
the one inaccuracy on our list we all
know that it is folly to think that you
can use Chuck Norrises chest hair as a
weakness for it is surely the source of
his great power we’ll let this slide
because it does involve the late great
Bruce Lee but for the record Chuck
Norrises chest hair is so powerful that
feeding a single curl to a male horse
would cause it to instantly ejaculate
another fully grown horse number two
invasion USA bazookas when America faces
its first-ever invasion Chuck takes up
his true mantle as a one-man army of
freedom at the film’s climax Chuck sees
fit to stop a bazooka carrying Russian
terrorists with a bazooka of his own
from point-blank range
cancel the Oscars number one Walker
Texas Ranger the broken nose rounding
out our list is the television
appearance that made this God turned man
into a household name listen would you
go behind my pickup truck and pull down
the tailgate for my place following in
the footsteps of both Jesus and Abraham
Lincoln chuck breaks a creep snows like
it’s a salty and cracker then he resets
it Betty breaks it again he will ever
get so close to being touched by
perfection
push-up he doesn’t lift himself he
pushes the world down welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’ll be taking
a look at our top 10 favorite Chuck
Norris moments number 10 forest warrior
shapeshifter in forest warrior Chuck
Norris taps into his ability to
shape-shift into various badass woodland
creatures in order to scare off
Lumberjacks that are threatening his
forest fun fact the only special effect
is movie needed was Chuck Norris number
9 WWF Survivor Series protecting the
Undertaker back in the early 90s Chuck
was asked to play an enforcer for a
wrestling match between the Undertaker
and Yokozuna seeing as he’s unstoppable
he prevented Jeff Jarrett from
interfering with the casket match with a
sidekick to the dome causing him to flip
onto his head and run away in tears if
you ask us
he got off easy number 8 lone wolf
McQuade and the you see he may play a
cowboy style Ranger in this film but
like any red white and blue blooded
American he’s not opposed to putting the
six-shooter down in favor of a bullet
spitting chunk of the Second Amendment
only Chuck can perform a 360-degree
machine gun takedown and not hit any of
the horses number seven Huck and Chuck
presidential campaign Chuck facts in
2007 Chuck took his fight against evil
into the political realm when he and
Mike Huckabee teamed up to dish facts on
each other Mike Huckabee is a lifelong
hunter he’ll protect our Second
Amendment rights there’s no chimney on
Chuck Norris’s beard only another fist
somehow even with the almighty Norris’s
support Huckabee still managed to lose
the Republican nomination if God works
in mysterious ways
then Chuck’s powers are simply beyond
comprehension Chuck Norris doesn’t
endorse he tells America how it’s gonna
be
number six dodge ball the thumbs up in
this silver-screen sports epic the
thrilling conclusion comes down to a
decision by the judges
luckily for Vince Vaughn and his team
Chuck appears and saves the day with a
simple thumbs up Ben Stiller should just
be thankful that Chuck didn’t unleash
the other four fingers Thank You Chuck
Norris thank you Peter
number five Delta Force two skydiving in
Delta Force two Chuck decides that a
drug kingpin needs to be taught the kind
of lesson that only a 10,000 foot drop
can provide let me go
okay and throws old pavlo out of a plane
without a chute since Chuck is
impervious to the laws of physics he
saves the scumbag my skydiving after him
but presumably only after he makes him
crap his pants from screaming number
four good guys wear black the windshield
kick in this film
Norris plays a six time world karate
champion who has ended up on the cia’s
hit list these liberal Punk’s try to
chase him down but failed to realize
that you can’t run over Chuck Norris he
runs over you hey what’s that on your
windshield number three way of the
Dragon the chest hair here we come to
the one inaccuracy on our list we all
know that it is folly to think that you
can use Chuck Norrises chest hair as a
weakness for it is surely the source of
his great power we’ll let this slide
because it does involve the late great
Bruce Lee but for the record Chuck
Norrises chest hair is so powerful that
feeding a single curl to a male horse
would cause it to instantly ejaculate
another fully grown horse number two
invasion USA bazookas when America faces
its first-ever invasion Chuck takes up
his true mantle as a one-man army of
freedom at the film’s climax Chuck sees
fit to stop a bazooka carrying Russian
terrorists with a bazooka of his own
from point-blank range
cancel the Oscars number one Walker
Texas Ranger the broken nose rounding
out our list is the television
appearance that made this God turned man
into a household name listen would you
go behind my pickup truck and pull down
the tailgate for my place following in
the footsteps of both Jesus and Abraham
Lincoln chuck breaks a creep snows like
it’s a salty and cracker then he resets
it Betty breaks it again he will ever
get so close to being touched by
perfection
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