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counting down our picks for the top 10
Chris Rock moments what do we wait for
action number 10 rap rock cb4 has all
the hallmarks of a Chris Rock classic
sharp satire profane but clever dialogue
and borderline ridiculous storylines
must be one of my bitches
no wonder Rock helped write it who’s the
bitch never and he helps bring it to
life as MC gusto of cellblock 4 but in
prison I’m known as 9 7 – ky LMNOP – 14
to the third power too bad neither
audiences nor critics liked it too much
because this is a forgotten piece of
hilarity courtesy of a visionary
comedian with a little side of rap to
help it along
Todd fall order our ribs number not rock
and ribs Oh 50 how do I get ledee leave
it to Chris Rock to steal all the
attention with just one scene so I guess
that’s about Judas is real huh yeah bout
let me get one this Wayans family comedy
is a satire of blaxploitation flicks and
it features some big-name actors but our
favorite part of I’m gonna get you sucka
remains Rock’s contribution and unusual
food order come on now look out for
brother Beck come on hey taters I want
you let me get a sip for 15 Sen well
that seems reasonable my cups cost more
than 15 cents all right pick up pull him
a hand for a dime okay that’s ridiculous
but if he’s broke you got change for a
hundred
never mind look we’re gonna need an
orthopedic surgeon to remove my foot
from your hammer
number eight rock the boat rock has been
one of the best stand-up comedians on
the scene since at least the 90s so
naturally he got his own late-night talk
show you got enough to cure for AIDS on
The WB and nobody would find out for a
week but unlike your standard late night
hosts Rock didn’t play by the rules he
was funny because he was confrontational
smart and exciting even the interviews
were entertaining which is more than can
be said for most but the best part of
the Chris Rock show was always the skits
if you jump a subway turnstile you might
just get off with a warning from the
police but if you jump a turnstile
carrying a loaded gun and smoking a
joint
number seven crack that rock can I get
an eight miss amen
you know how all comedians have one
movie that proves they can actually act
New Jack city is rocks yeah believe it
or not it isn’t pretty time bitches in
there
you write you write
respect the women respect the women a
few years after his Beverly Hills Cop to
debut and already in the middle of his
SNL stint Rock accepted a subdued role
as crack addict turned police informant
Pookie in 1991’s New Jack city well it
may not be subdued but it’s definitely
depressing number six Rock goes long I
got a bird his name is Ronnie
well tell Ronnie you got knocked up go
years worth of comedy chemistry are put
to good use in this remake Rock and
Sandler reunite from their days on SNL
to play inmates in charge of assembling
a team of prisoners to play the guards
on the football field go and Rock’s
character in The Longest Yard is the guy
who cannot play football I suck so bad
is to pick me after the white kids but
he’s a fast talker who can get you
whatever you like on the inside what
about the love of a beautiful woman what
are you gonna have to lower your
standards on the beautiful pot and on
the woman pot
a number five as politically incorrect
as ever Chris you look good oh you know
I’m off the pipe bill not that
politically incorrect wasn’t
controversial enough but when they
brought Chris Rock on as a commentator
they brought things to a whole other
level this is a really really really
white town rock is knowledgeable about
politics but that’s not the only reason
he was brought in to mix things up he’s
not a pundit and doesn’t talk like one
so you get the every man’s take on
politics with lots of one-liners thrown
in for good measure what my father used
to say you you can’t beat white people
you can only knock them out number four
the voice of reason Everybody Hates
Chris told the vaguely veiled story of
rock’s youth with rock himself as
creator and more importantly as narrator
I sucked at every sport I’d truck
baseball football like a pool I even
tried bowling and since no one delivers
dialogue like Chris Rock his family
centric sitcom gave him the opportunity
to get the respect he deserves
and give his younger self some
much-needed guidance according to this
test you put to open and stupid truly it
was the cosby show of its time are you
cracked baby
no sir number three cracker barrel full
of laughs quick quick quick quick he’s
racist look at all these crackers he
does not respect comic book anchors
nobody else got the heart to tell you
you trace you go around the lodge you a
trace okay and he does not like boogers
in his coffee
there’s no boogers in it sir then taste
taste taste the booger flavor I’m
noticing it
after a memorable turn as Kevin Smith’s
13th apostle Rock steals the show again
in Jay and Silent Bob strike back who –
mom – director Shaka Luther King that’s
what ugh I am alongside a star-studded
cast of actors and self-referential
roles he shines in his part however
brief it may be mandus movies won’t make
house
but like how spotted two for house party
drink shut up you two man Chris Rock no
you the man and Nesta problem number two
stand up and say rock it wasn’t the
first it wasn’t a last but bring the
pain was considered to be one of Chris
Rock’s finest pieces of stand up work he
owed a he’d be a rental the bus driver
murderer he took home awards and praise
for the 1996 special thanks to its blend
of current events relationship themes
and opinions on race who’s more racist
black people are white people black
people you know why we hate black people
too in fact it featured one of rock’s
most famous routines that sums up his
comedy perfectly it’s like a civil war
going over black people and there’s two
sides black people Nizhny number one
solid as a rock
say what you will about his other work
but Chris Rock stand-up is hard-hitting
intelligent and wide-ranging and while
he’s got many stellar specials bigger
and blacker is his masterpiece that 1999
show sees him riffing on gender issues
men lot of most women tell the biggest
lap race no white people up top good
night politics you name it damn dick got
a peach for what n gets big laughs no
matter what not about a blowjob so dude
why put a fire down is that a gift alone
not only did this album when Rock a
Grammy it also spawned this gem of a bit
there is no sex in the champagne room
and for that we’re truly thankful
Oh champagne you agree with our list yep
what do you think are Chris Rock’s best
moments Aquarius you gonna die Caprica
you got it for more top 10s about your
favorite comedians be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com
I’ll get the strippers
to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
Chris Rock moments what do we wait for
action number 10 rap rock cb4 has all
the hallmarks of a Chris Rock classic
sharp satire profane but clever dialogue
and borderline ridiculous storylines
must be one of my bitches
no wonder Rock helped write it who’s the
bitch never and he helps bring it to
life as MC gusto of cellblock 4 but in
prison I’m known as 9 7 – ky LMNOP – 14
to the third power too bad neither
audiences nor critics liked it too much
because this is a forgotten piece of
hilarity courtesy of a visionary
comedian with a little side of rap to
help it along
Todd fall order our ribs number not rock
and ribs Oh 50 how do I get ledee leave
it to Chris Rock to steal all the
attention with just one scene so I guess
that’s about Judas is real huh yeah bout
let me get one this Wayans family comedy
is a satire of blaxploitation flicks and
it features some big-name actors but our
favorite part of I’m gonna get you sucka
remains Rock’s contribution and unusual
food order come on now look out for
brother Beck come on hey taters I want
you let me get a sip for 15 Sen well
that seems reasonable my cups cost more
than 15 cents all right pick up pull him
a hand for a dime okay that’s ridiculous
but if he’s broke you got change for a
hundred
never mind look we’re gonna need an
orthopedic surgeon to remove my foot
from your hammer
number eight rock the boat rock has been
one of the best stand-up comedians on
the scene since at least the 90s so
naturally he got his own late-night talk
show you got enough to cure for AIDS on
The WB and nobody would find out for a
week but unlike your standard late night
hosts Rock didn’t play by the rules he
was funny because he was confrontational
smart and exciting even the interviews
were entertaining which is more than can
be said for most but the best part of
the Chris Rock show was always the skits
if you jump a subway turnstile you might
just get off with a warning from the
police but if you jump a turnstile
carrying a loaded gun and smoking a
joint
number seven crack that rock can I get
an eight miss amen
you know how all comedians have one
movie that proves they can actually act
New Jack city is rocks yeah believe it
or not it isn’t pretty time bitches in
there
you write you write
respect the women respect the women a
few years after his Beverly Hills Cop to
debut and already in the middle of his
SNL stint Rock accepted a subdued role
as crack addict turned police informant
Pookie in 1991’s New Jack city well it
may not be subdued but it’s definitely
depressing number six Rock goes long I
got a bird his name is Ronnie
well tell Ronnie you got knocked up go
years worth of comedy chemistry are put
to good use in this remake Rock and
Sandler reunite from their days on SNL
to play inmates in charge of assembling
a team of prisoners to play the guards
on the football field go and Rock’s
character in The Longest Yard is the guy
who cannot play football I suck so bad
is to pick me after the white kids but
he’s a fast talker who can get you
whatever you like on the inside what
about the love of a beautiful woman what
are you gonna have to lower your
standards on the beautiful pot and on
the woman pot
a number five as politically incorrect
as ever Chris you look good oh you know
I’m off the pipe bill not that
politically incorrect wasn’t
controversial enough but when they
brought Chris Rock on as a commentator
they brought things to a whole other
level this is a really really really
white town rock is knowledgeable about
politics but that’s not the only reason
he was brought in to mix things up he’s
not a pundit and doesn’t talk like one
so you get the every man’s take on
politics with lots of one-liners thrown
in for good measure what my father used
to say you you can’t beat white people
you can only knock them out number four
the voice of reason Everybody Hates
Chris told the vaguely veiled story of
rock’s youth with rock himself as
creator and more importantly as narrator
I sucked at every sport I’d truck
baseball football like a pool I even
tried bowling and since no one delivers
dialogue like Chris Rock his family
centric sitcom gave him the opportunity
to get the respect he deserves
and give his younger self some
much-needed guidance according to this
test you put to open and stupid truly it
was the cosby show of its time are you
cracked baby
no sir number three cracker barrel full
of laughs quick quick quick quick he’s
racist look at all these crackers he
does not respect comic book anchors
nobody else got the heart to tell you
you trace you go around the lodge you a
trace okay and he does not like boogers
in his coffee
there’s no boogers in it sir then taste
taste taste the booger flavor I’m
noticing it
after a memorable turn as Kevin Smith’s
13th apostle Rock steals the show again
in Jay and Silent Bob strike back who –
mom – director Shaka Luther King that’s
what ugh I am alongside a star-studded
cast of actors and self-referential
roles he shines in his part however
brief it may be mandus movies won’t make
house
but like how spotted two for house party
drink shut up you two man Chris Rock no
you the man and Nesta problem number two
stand up and say rock it wasn’t the
first it wasn’t a last but bring the
pain was considered to be one of Chris
Rock’s finest pieces of stand up work he
owed a he’d be a rental the bus driver
murderer he took home awards and praise
for the 1996 special thanks to its blend
of current events relationship themes
and opinions on race who’s more racist
black people are white people black
people you know why we hate black people
too in fact it featured one of rock’s
most famous routines that sums up his
comedy perfectly it’s like a civil war
going over black people and there’s two
sides black people Nizhny number one
solid as a rock
say what you will about his other work
but Chris Rock stand-up is hard-hitting
intelligent and wide-ranging and while
he’s got many stellar specials bigger
and blacker is his masterpiece that 1999
show sees him riffing on gender issues
men lot of most women tell the biggest
lap race no white people up top good
night politics you name it damn dick got
a peach for what n gets big laughs no
matter what not about a blowjob so dude
why put a fire down is that a gift alone
not only did this album when Rock a
Grammy it also spawned this gem of a bit
there is no sex in the champagne room
and for that we’re truly thankful
Oh champagne you agree with our list yep
what do you think are Chris Rock’s best
moments Aquarius you gonna die Caprica
you got it for more top 10s about your
favorite comedians be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com
I’ll get the strippers
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