these are the corniest concoctions of
cinema dialog sometimes there’s so much
beauty welcome to watchmojo.com and
today we’re counting down our picks for
the top ten cheesiest movie quotes who
reaches have dinner tomorrow night just
talk for this list we’re focusing on the
cheesiest bits of dialogue from feature
films rather than entire works as a
whole we’re not gonna worry about
anything right now we went after only
the most devastatingly brutal lines that
made us laugh until we cried can you
show me number 10 you’re why cavemen
chiseled on walls as good as it gets
can you not be so violent women gushed
and men cringed at these ridiculous
words that were spoken in James L Brooks
romantic comedy Why What are you
thinking about how to die mostly after
losing his artistic mojo a tortured
artist played by Greg Kinnear sketches
Helen Hunt in the buff which inspires
him to deliver the well-intentioned but
awful line I have to draw you huh the
dialogue might have worked decades ago
for someone like Humphrey Bogart but in
the real world a man would be laughed at
endlessly for such a line but your
beautiful Carol your skinning your long
neck
the back the line of you but sometimes
that says good as it gets
your white cavemen chiseled on moles i
cut me a break
number nine no it’s because I’m so in
love with you
Star Wars Episode three Revenge of the
Sith we used to lie out on the sand and
let the Sun joyous while we could have
chosen Anakin’s reasons for his dislike
of sand in Episode two I don’t like sand
it’s coarse rough and irritating and it
gets everywhere it’s this gentle battle
of cheeseball lines from Episode three
that has Hayden Christensen and Natalie
Portman gushing over each other like two
insecure college students that’s got our
vote feels like we’ve been apart for a
lifetime George Lucas set the stage with
Padme twirling her locks in delight as
her secret husband obviously tried to
hide his physical arousal her so
beautiful why else would a man speak
this way no no it’s because I’m so in
love with you when it was finally over
the face of Padme and Anakin’s vision
reflected the disturbed sentiments of
viewers
unfortunately the scene was only one of
the film’s many problems so love has
blinded you
well that’s not exactly what I meant
number eight is it still raining for
weddings and a funeral and it definitely
sorted out one thing which is marriage
and me with very clearly not meant for
one another Mike Newell’s British
rom-com highlighted the usual charm of
Hugh Grant with confused yet emotionally
profound dialogue but in a surprise turn
of events Andie McDowell’s character
ultimately delivered the worst line
comes apart when you’re so wet you can’t
get any wetter as Charles unleashes his
love for his precious Carrie temporarily
leaves her own body in pure bliss the
person standing opposite me now
in the rain as a result a robotic voice
produced a line that was absolutely
unnecessary now undeniably unforgettable
in a bad way is it still raining I
hadn’t noticed
don’t ever attempt to out charm Hugh
Grant let this scene be a lesson it was
on my fault I mean I I I’m the bastard
here number seven we were made to fit
together City of Angels Nicolas Cage and
Meg Ryan starred in this Brad Silberling
tearjerker about a balding angel who
chooses nookie over the heavens
I can’t after getting sprung over a
beautiful surgeon the afterlife guide
known as Seth decides to go full human
and hurls himself from a skyscraper to
feel human emotion
a series of setbacks follows but Seth
reunites with Maggie and together they
enjoy steamy fireplace sex as the eyes
of viewers welled up and Seth’s
described his lovers lady parts meg Ryan
stated the obvious incomplete
preposterous fashion mitigated number
six I’m pretty sure that only counts
when you’re kissing a human man of steel
the experience of a Superman kiss may
cause any woman to feel a warm sensation
but a dreadful line of dialogue may
cause a burning resentment at least
among fans
such was the case in 2013 when David s
Goyer screenplay resulted in Henry
Cavill and Amy Adams trading lines
typically found in cutesy Holiday
releases even though they say it’s all
downhill after the first kiss while the
film received mixed reactions from
critics and moviegoers Clark Kent’s less
than average romance game caused a
collective roll of the eyes I’m pretty
sure the only character isn’t shoot
number 5 you had me at hello
Jerry Maguire oh I miss my wife Tom
Cruise played a hotshot sports agent and
Cameron Crowe’s Academy award-winning
film but the character’s obsessive Drive
left him swimming alone in a pile of
cash after the brilliant Epiphany that
most women respond favorably to public
displays of affection Jerry Maguire puts
on his serious facade and drops several
truth bombs on his adoring wife you beat
me
audiences initially gasped at Renee
Zellweger’s tender reaction but slightly
vomited after the second whisper just
shut you had me at hello
number four bullshit you can be mine Top
Gun
Tony Scott’s 1986 classic not only
produced remarkable nicknames but also a
homoerotic staredown of smiles who are
still dangerous
after Iceman and maverick whoops a
mig-28 ass they share a poignant moment
of celebration as moviegoers waited for
the inevitable cheeseball line a field
need
Hey Oh val kilmer embraces his inner
frat boy by confronting his fellow
aviator while Tom Cruise responds with a
crooked smile and a most laughable
response you can be my wingman anytime
bullshit you can be mine yeah cool
nicknames aside these characters are
stone-cold masters of predictable
dialogue
number three I’m just a girl standing in
front of a boy asking him to love her
Notting Hill course Hugh Grant once
again furrowed his brows and spoke in a
constant state of confusion in this
Roger Mitchell rom-com it seems like a
perfect situation
apart from that foul temper guilt after
meeting a famous Hollywood actress
played by Julia Roberts France character
begins to feel a fire deep in his loins
but stresses over the actresses puzzling
behavior with you I’m in real danger
once the two have a moment alone all
drama is tossed aside as Roberts
hypnotizes grant with an emotional plea
for love the same thing isn’t really
real you know although the line was
sweet it was the modern equivalent of
Kim Kardashian telling a Barnes & Noble
employee no nobody will be watching us
I’m also just a girl standing in front
of a boy asking him to love her
Hugh Grant’s confused looks would later
go on to inspire every jesse eisenberg
role number two nobody puts Baby in a
corner
Dirty Dancing never mess with a dance
instructor and never put his girl
against the wall at a public event
although Johnny castle wasn’t able to
convince baby’s father that he wasn’t
impregnating girls all around town he
damn well was not going to allow his
dance partner to sit in the dark nobody
puts baby
Patrick Swayze managed to bring some bad
boy swag was twirling character but his
famous line was better suited to a 50s
era Elia Kazan movie I got a lot of
ideas
despite the leather jacket and deep
cleavage the dialogue was the antithesis
of dangerous before we unveil our top
pick here are some honorable mentions
you are so beautiful and it’s your nose
been hurts I think it’s my heart
love means never having to say you’re
sorry
tonight’s forecast a breeze is coming
ditto
number one I’m the king of the world
Titanic I can see the Statue of Liberty
already James Cameron’s story of
star-crossed lovers inspired worldwide
theatres weeping and this unbearable
line added to the ocean of Tears playing
the doomed passengers of the RMS Titanic
Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet
captivated audiences with their
sensational performances however nobody
was prepared for Jack’s enthusiastic
exclamation from the ship’s bow the
overt melodrama figuratively sunk
theatergoers in their own hysterical
emotion and the cheese factor was
undoubtedly titanic in nature oh oh
liver let go though we can’t forget the
supremely cheesy line made by elderly
Roe’s near the end of the film it’s this
one that steals the throne a woman’s
heart is a deep ocean secrets do you
agree with our list I can imagine this
is a little uncomfortable for you to
talk about what’s your favorite cheesy
movie quote I mean the reason people
treat me like nothing is because I’m
nothing for more mind-blowing top 10s
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com I’ll be seeing you
around them
you
cinema dialog sometimes there’s so much
beauty welcome to watchmojo.com and
today we’re counting down our picks for
the top ten cheesiest movie quotes who
reaches have dinner tomorrow night just
talk for this list we’re focusing on the
cheesiest bits of dialogue from feature
films rather than entire works as a
whole we’re not gonna worry about
anything right now we went after only
the most devastatingly brutal lines that
made us laugh until we cried can you
show me number 10 you’re why cavemen
chiseled on walls as good as it gets
can you not be so violent women gushed
and men cringed at these ridiculous
words that were spoken in James L Brooks
romantic comedy Why What are you
thinking about how to die mostly after
losing his artistic mojo a tortured
artist played by Greg Kinnear sketches
Helen Hunt in the buff which inspires
him to deliver the well-intentioned but
awful line I have to draw you huh the
dialogue might have worked decades ago
for someone like Humphrey Bogart but in
the real world a man would be laughed at
endlessly for such a line but your
beautiful Carol your skinning your long
neck
the back the line of you but sometimes
that says good as it gets
your white cavemen chiseled on moles i
cut me a break
number nine no it’s because I’m so in
love with you
Star Wars Episode three Revenge of the
Sith we used to lie out on the sand and
let the Sun joyous while we could have
chosen Anakin’s reasons for his dislike
of sand in Episode two I don’t like sand
it’s coarse rough and irritating and it
gets everywhere it’s this gentle battle
of cheeseball lines from Episode three
that has Hayden Christensen and Natalie
Portman gushing over each other like two
insecure college students that’s got our
vote feels like we’ve been apart for a
lifetime George Lucas set the stage with
Padme twirling her locks in delight as
her secret husband obviously tried to
hide his physical arousal her so
beautiful why else would a man speak
this way no no it’s because I’m so in
love with you when it was finally over
the face of Padme and Anakin’s vision
reflected the disturbed sentiments of
viewers
unfortunately the scene was only one of
the film’s many problems so love has
blinded you
well that’s not exactly what I meant
number eight is it still raining for
weddings and a funeral and it definitely
sorted out one thing which is marriage
and me with very clearly not meant for
one another Mike Newell’s British
rom-com highlighted the usual charm of
Hugh Grant with confused yet emotionally
profound dialogue but in a surprise turn
of events Andie McDowell’s character
ultimately delivered the worst line
comes apart when you’re so wet you can’t
get any wetter as Charles unleashes his
love for his precious Carrie temporarily
leaves her own body in pure bliss the
person standing opposite me now
in the rain as a result a robotic voice
produced a line that was absolutely
unnecessary now undeniably unforgettable
in a bad way is it still raining I
hadn’t noticed
don’t ever attempt to out charm Hugh
Grant let this scene be a lesson it was
on my fault I mean I I I’m the bastard
here number seven we were made to fit
together City of Angels Nicolas Cage and
Meg Ryan starred in this Brad Silberling
tearjerker about a balding angel who
chooses nookie over the heavens
I can’t after getting sprung over a
beautiful surgeon the afterlife guide
known as Seth decides to go full human
and hurls himself from a skyscraper to
feel human emotion
a series of setbacks follows but Seth
reunites with Maggie and together they
enjoy steamy fireplace sex as the eyes
of viewers welled up and Seth’s
described his lovers lady parts meg Ryan
stated the obvious incomplete
preposterous fashion mitigated number
six I’m pretty sure that only counts
when you’re kissing a human man of steel
the experience of a Superman kiss may
cause any woman to feel a warm sensation
but a dreadful line of dialogue may
cause a burning resentment at least
among fans
such was the case in 2013 when David s
Goyer screenplay resulted in Henry
Cavill and Amy Adams trading lines
typically found in cutesy Holiday
releases even though they say it’s all
downhill after the first kiss while the
film received mixed reactions from
critics and moviegoers Clark Kent’s less
than average romance game caused a
collective roll of the eyes I’m pretty
sure the only character isn’t shoot
number 5 you had me at hello
Jerry Maguire oh I miss my wife Tom
Cruise played a hotshot sports agent and
Cameron Crowe’s Academy award-winning
film but the character’s obsessive Drive
left him swimming alone in a pile of
cash after the brilliant Epiphany that
most women respond favorably to public
displays of affection Jerry Maguire puts
on his serious facade and drops several
truth bombs on his adoring wife you beat
me
audiences initially gasped at Renee
Zellweger’s tender reaction but slightly
vomited after the second whisper just
shut you had me at hello
number four bullshit you can be mine Top
Gun
Tony Scott’s 1986 classic not only
produced remarkable nicknames but also a
homoerotic staredown of smiles who are
still dangerous
after Iceman and maverick whoops a
mig-28 ass they share a poignant moment
of celebration as moviegoers waited for
the inevitable cheeseball line a field
need
Hey Oh val kilmer embraces his inner
frat boy by confronting his fellow
aviator while Tom Cruise responds with a
crooked smile and a most laughable
response you can be my wingman anytime
bullshit you can be mine yeah cool
nicknames aside these characters are
stone-cold masters of predictable
dialogue
number three I’m just a girl standing in
front of a boy asking him to love her
Notting Hill course Hugh Grant once
again furrowed his brows and spoke in a
constant state of confusion in this
Roger Mitchell rom-com it seems like a
perfect situation
apart from that foul temper guilt after
meeting a famous Hollywood actress
played by Julia Roberts France character
begins to feel a fire deep in his loins
but stresses over the actresses puzzling
behavior with you I’m in real danger
once the two have a moment alone all
drama is tossed aside as Roberts
hypnotizes grant with an emotional plea
for love the same thing isn’t really
real you know although the line was
sweet it was the modern equivalent of
Kim Kardashian telling a Barnes & Noble
employee no nobody will be watching us
I’m also just a girl standing in front
of a boy asking him to love her
Hugh Grant’s confused looks would later
go on to inspire every jesse eisenberg
role number two nobody puts Baby in a
corner
Dirty Dancing never mess with a dance
instructor and never put his girl
against the wall at a public event
although Johnny castle wasn’t able to
convince baby’s father that he wasn’t
impregnating girls all around town he
damn well was not going to allow his
dance partner to sit in the dark nobody
puts baby
Patrick Swayze managed to bring some bad
boy swag was twirling character but his
famous line was better suited to a 50s
era Elia Kazan movie I got a lot of
ideas
despite the leather jacket and deep
cleavage the dialogue was the antithesis
of dangerous before we unveil our top
pick here are some honorable mentions
you are so beautiful and it’s your nose
been hurts I think it’s my heart
love means never having to say you’re
sorry
tonight’s forecast a breeze is coming
ditto
number one I’m the king of the world
Titanic I can see the Statue of Liberty
already James Cameron’s story of
star-crossed lovers inspired worldwide
theatres weeping and this unbearable
line added to the ocean of Tears playing
the doomed passengers of the RMS Titanic
Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet
captivated audiences with their
sensational performances however nobody
was prepared for Jack’s enthusiastic
exclamation from the ship’s bow the
overt melodrama figuratively sunk
theatergoers in their own hysterical
emotion and the cheese factor was
undoubtedly titanic in nature oh oh
liver let go though we can’t forget the
supremely cheesy line made by elderly
Roe’s near the end of the film it’s this
one that steals the throne a woman’s
heart is a deep ocean secrets do you
agree with our list I can imagine this
is a little uncomfortable for you to
talk about what’s your favorite cheesy
movie quote I mean the reason people
treat me like nothing is because I’m
nothing for more mind-blowing top 10s
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com I’ll be seeing you
around them
you
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