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Top 10 Cheesiest Hit Songs of the 2010s So Far


we got you that of it believe it’s the
21st century people can we tone down the
cheese just a little bit better than
some of barefoot blue jean night welcome
to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
cheesiest hit songs of the 2010 so far
if we wish a boyfriend and a fella to
care for this list we’ve chosen hit
songs from the 2010s that are known for
being lyrically cheesy and musically
unoriginal automatic these are not
necessarily the worst songs of the
decade but we can’t help but roll our
eyes when we hear them on the radio
while Rebecca Black’s Friday is
technically as cheesy as a song can get
it was also a hit for a different reason
so we will be leaving it off this list
number 10 boyfriend Justin Bieber if I
was your boyfriend I’d never let you go
I could take you places you ain’t never
been before calling a Justin Bieber song
cheesy may be akin to shooting fish in a
barrel but this song is so cheesy we
felt we had no choice but to include it
here a song written for tween girls sung
by the creator of Bieber fever
Bieber’s whispering and singing is a
little bit confusing and what the hell
does I can be your buzz like you’re me I
could be a buzz lightyear fly across the
girl I don’t never want to fight yeah
you already knew lyrically evoke a
child’s understanding of what a
boyfriend brings to your life there’s
also nothing we want less than to chill
by the fire and eat fondue with Justin
your boyfriend got in my car this let’s
tip number nine rude magic did you know
there was such a thing as a Canadian
reggae fusion band neither did we and we
truly hope the rest of the genre isn’t
as over-the-top as this song Justin
Bieber’s boyfriend seems like it was
written for children but this song’s
lyrics make it seem like it was written
by children today the tune about asking
for your significant others parents hand
in marriage the song comes off as whiny
and the musical equivalent of a child
making a scene at a toy store
number eight I love it Icona pop
featuring Charli XCX I got this feeling
I push my car into the bridge
one of the catchiest tunes on this list
I love it at its core is still cheesier
than nearly every song released in the
current decade
a breakup song that will get your blood
pumping the supposed rebellion of the
song sounds similar to when you hear a
child tell their parents that they’ll
run away if they don’t get their way
number seven classic mkto shiny like a
fifth avenue diamond another catchy tune
we hate to say it but this one is still
a far away from being a classic
we have to imagine that when the song
was written they thought if they
name-dropped legendary musicians like
Michael Jackson Marvin Gaye and Prince
that it would have to be taken seriously
do you like my we’re sorry to tell you
mkto that you’re cheesy over emotion and
over-the-top rapping should make you a
shoo-in for the Disney Channel I never
met a girl like you never until we met a
star in the bone in the fifties number 6
bad blood taylor swift featuring
Kendrick Lamar I can’t take it back
look where I’m at we went so deep I do
see remember then do we truly live in a
world where Taylor Swift is actually
expecting anyone – not chocolate a song
where she feebly attempts to come up as
tough or fearsome in any way
we all know Kendrick is better than this
and while he certainly improves the song
with his impressive flow and emotive
vocals he simply can’t save this song
from being pure fromage you say sorry
just for show if you live like that you
live with goes
this song certainly shows potential but
the tracks course is pretty lazy sorry
Taylor
number five barefoot blue jean night
Jake Owen the full moon
Shannon Bryan into the water we were
feeling alright when a man in their late
20s with a 5 o’clock shadow sings that
they are never going to grow up
something has gone seriously awry never
gonna grow
on top of the fact that Jake Owens
doesn’t understand the concept of aging
this song is jam-packed of every country
music cliche in the book
jameelah like shooting stars Goa grab a
beer and mouth guitar then we dubious
lyrics about ice cold beer and Cadillacs
and the inclusion of both banjos and
drum machines is this pop country song
really that much of a surprise to anyone
we were shot a lot of ladders in the
dark in the middle of a rock show we
would do any ride we were coming
yeah caught up in a certain summer
barefoot blue jean
shedule about Lafayette Americana baba
lhamo la-tso con una number four we no
speak americano you’ll want to be cool
and DC you pee a song with extremely
minimal lyrics and a repetitive beat we
no speak americano was clearly not meant
for music purists while the song is
insanely catchy and has become a staple
of sporting events we can’t deny that it
is extremely gimmicky which is what
makes this song incredibly cheesy
it gets our feet tapping but despite the
smile on our faces our heads are
swiveling in disapproval at the flagrant
cheap thrills
number three boom clap Charli XCX boom
clap has an awful lot in common with the
movie The Fault in Our Stars whose
soundtrack it appears on an overly
schmaltzy song that despite being
undeniably affecting feels can try
we’re not saying we don’t like the song
but we are saying that the trope of
someone’s present sending your hearts
aflutter though relatable is an awfully
easy connection to make
go
treading absolutely zero new ground boom
clap is an easily digestible three
minutes of inoffensive music that tried
too hard to seem organic
number two
whistle flo rida can you blow my whistle
baby whistle baby let me know girl I’m
gonna show you how to do it and we start
real stuff on the topic of songs that
are gimmicky the whistling in this song
could not be more forced also really Flo
Rida
I’m betting you like people and I’m
betting your love and I’m betting you
like girls to give love the girls is no
killer
this track arguably has the most obvious
sexual innuendo that couldn’t lack more
subtlety if it tried you together you
come real close can you blow my
so baby with so baby
the fact that he had the few people who
didn’t catch the tunes meaning whistling
on it is pretty hilarious but this track
also has the earmarks of a song that
will elicit groans in the years to come
fluoride has successfully created a
summer tune for the masses and we’re
guessing the craft of songwriting is not
foremost in his list of priorities which
you can definitely see all over this
track
before we reveal our top pick here are a
few honorable mentions what does the Fox
say
chicken
number one marry me trained rebel could
never be long enough for me feel like
I’ve hello and move with you a band that
is no stranger to cheesiness trains
overly sappy music perfectly fits
weddings for a reason if I ever get the
nerve to say hello in this cafe say a
marriage song that is so forced marry me
may have stolen a place in your heart
but trust us when we tell you that it is
a magnificent achievement in cheesiness
love has finally showed her my way
we’re sending out a warning to any
musician who would like to steal the top
slot by the time the decade comes to an
end you’ve got your work cut out for you
stay in there
so do you agree with our list which hits
from the 2010 so far do you think is the
cheesiest strong we could see Bob
calling me McGrath for more cheesy top
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