Jerry George hello Newman the audience
might not hate them but we can
understand why everyone else on the show
does welcome to watchmojo.com and today
we’re counting down our picks for the
top 10 characters on comedy shows that
the other characters all hate can I give
a 4 this list we’re taking a look at
characters nobody can stand because
they’re annoying conceited useless or
just cos deep down some people might
secretly harbor affection for these
characters in the long run though they
always get more hate than love however
the hatred directed towards them must be
portrayed in a comedic fashion it’s kind
of my girlfriend her you do not like her
I don’t know her
we’ve also excluded villains from this
list because being hated is just part of
their job great let’s go watch TV
number 10 Jerry gergich Parks and
Recreation I just want to hear the
doctors say that Jerry had a fart attack
is that too much to ask although he’s a
klutz and farts on occasion though stuff
is happening right now
Jerry’s kind heart and dedicated work
ethic should more than compensate for
his minor shortcomings right torturing
Jerry was my favorite thing in the world
apparently not as even as most caring
co-workers at the parks department will
go out of their way to ridicule Jerry
they don’t even know the poor guys real
name see you tomorrow Jeremy while he’s
the butt of a never-ending joke at work
Jerry always wears a smile knowing that
his beautiful loving family is waiting
for him at home
why don’t you start your day with a
toast
being well-endowed probably boosts his
self-esteem
– that man has the largest penis I have
ever seen I actually don’t even know if
he has mumps forgot to look I was
distracted by the largest penis I have
ever seen number 9 Newman Seinfeld
oops er swore to Neumann the meet see I
know there’s less it’s possible no it
isn’t I’ve looked into his eyes he’s
pure evil Lex Luthor to Gerry Superman
Newman is a nemesis unparalleled in
sitcom TV a slimeball in both
personality and physical appearance it’s
never made clear what started this feud
hello Jerry
hello Newman you know old friend
sometimes I ponder this silly gulf
between us and I say why are we really
so different but the US postal worker
gleefully goes out of his way to
inconvenience his neighbor’s life
Jerry naturally despises the chubby
little rat who’s constantly out to get
him George and Elaine aren’t huge fans
either actually the only one who
tolerates Newman is Kramer as they share
a mutual love for crazy get-rich-quick
schemes Newman and I are going partners
selling used records but other than that
it’s hard to believe anybody could
possibly like Newman
mark my words Seinfeld your day of
reckoning is coming when an evil wind
will blow through your little play world
and wipe that smug smile off your face
well I’ll be there in all my glory
watching watching is it all comes
number-8 job Bluth Arrested Development
I love all my children equally
I don’t care if in show the Bluths are
essentially one big family of black
sheep but among the disreputable herd
none is a bigger screw up then joke this
failed magician might think that
everyone else is against him but in
reality he’s his own worst enemy
you’re fired don’t you’re all fired each
and every one of you Merry Christmas
Joe makes a hobby of alienating everyone
he encounters through his paranoia
massive ego and unrelenting need to be
adored to prove that no prison can hold
me
I will incarcerate myself in the
penitentiary that holds my own father
only to escape 24 hours later no
shackles can hold these hands say that
to them in Spanish the eldest Bluth son
will never make any friends though until
he first accepts the fact that he isn’t
perfect and learns to laugh at himself
Michael
number seven Arnold Rimmer Red Dwarf the
crew vyx hologrammatic exercises for the
dead even in death some people are still
total buzzkills
after perishing with the rest of his
crew Arnold Rimmer is brought back as a
hologram to keep the red dwarfs lone
survivor Lister company no you’re a
filthy stinking loathsome disgusting
object I wouldn’t be seen dead within a
plague picture as far as companionship
goes however Lister might have been
happier bunking with a mutton vindaloo
feast granted Rimmer is only trying to
maintain order while his shipmates slack
off but does he have to be such a
pompous fuddy-duddy in the process we
know you’re technically not alive Rimmer
but try to live a little
but you sucked rashmi head did you hear
that son Lister do you have any
conception of the penalty for describing
a superior technician as a smeghead
rimmer virus naked number 6 Kimmy
Gibbler full house she’s an airhead
she’s not an airhead she just hates
stinky there was an annoying neighbor
unlike all ninety sitcoms full house had
its fair share of annoying characters
but Kimmy Gibbler was the only
intentionally annoying one same to you
teeth burger don’t call me that kitty
gobbler double D burger cheese I hate
you I hate you too as if having this
quirky bagpipe playing girl as a
neighbour wasn’t bad enough for the
Tanners she was also DJ’s best friend
meaning she was around the house all the
time the family would scream at the
sight of Kimmy and cringe at the smell
of her feet since the Tanners can’t
resist disgustingly sentimental moments
though every once in a while they’d give
Kimmy one of their trademark hugs Wow
no Uncle Jesse we’ve lost him to the
dark side
number five Dwight Schrute the office if
I can skin a mule deer in less than 10
minutes I ought to be able to cut my
what’s worse than a teacher’s pet how
about a teacher’s pet that’s evolved
into an office pet I kind of work with
Jim anymore okay either he goes or I go
Dwight you too whenever his coworkers
tease him Dwight Schrute is always ready
to tattle to the boss even the obnoxious
Michael Scott seems embarrassed to be
seen with this whiny man child who takes
everything way too seriously how dare
you all attack him like this stop it
Michael is your superior no no you
should be bowing down in front of him
hey hey right now okay – no they don’t
understand who they have sit dude I’m
trying – he had your back idiot as much
as the white attempts to uphold the
rules
he’s ironically a prime source of the
offices ongoing chaos unless you’re
trying to survive a zombie apocalypse
Dwight’s one person you definitely never
want to work beside I stabbed her in the
brain with a wooden stick there are
several ways to kill a zombie but the
most satisfying one is to stab it in the
brain with a wooden stick
number four butters stotch South Park
we’ll be upstairs if you need anything
Stan yeah you can’t leave me here these
guys are total Melvin it’s really easy
to dislike a character like Eric Cartman
he’s a fat ass who relishes insulting
his classmates social classes
disabilities and religions where did you
get that kind of smart mouth
not from you dumbasses that’s for sure
oh just wait till I get home mister
they’ll be waiting with bells on you old
horse bang and skank but the sweet
simple stuttering butters is just so
unassuming it makes no sense how mean
everyone is to him even his own parents
this is unbelievable how many times have
we told you never they have sub perform
liposuction surgery in our house third
hands man my guess that wasn’t enough
this caused him to develop a painfully
low self-esteem which manifests in many
ways gullible and childlike where the
other kids of South Park are more
conniving and devious butters doesn’t
even really swear now God don’t you you
live in here you just know that one day
this kid is gonna snap and create an
alter ego to get his revenge whatever
the greatest super villain he’ll ever
seen
– time for bed number three Steve Urkel
family matters what is the problem it’s
our neighbor
Steve Urkel Carl Winslow made the
biggest mistake of his life
when he set his daughter up on a date
with this four-eyed dweeb herckel
interpreted this gesture as an
invitation to drop by the Winslow
household whenever he wanted and to
inadvertently destroy it with his
inventions to make matters worse he
followed up every destructive action
with his unforgettable catchphrase
and when Arkell wasn’t costing the
Winslows thousands in property damages
he was tormenting them with his
accordion number two dr. John azide Bert
Futurama meet John Zoidberg you need an
alien hacked to pieces he’s the best
there is in the budget category this
decapod Ian’s incompetence atrocious
appearance sporadic inking and ghastly
table manners are reason enough to scorn
him what makes Zoidberg especially
frustrating is that he’s also the
company doctor at Planet Express young
lady I’m an expert on humans now pick a
mouth open it and say with zero
understanding of human anatomy or
Anatomy in general dr. Zoidberg only
creates problems and rarely solves them
you can’t blame the crew for hating a
physician who’s lost more lives than you
save I prescribe acupuncture let’s begin
blood I mean blood put it back in me at
the same time Zoidberg is so lonely in
pathetic that you can’t help but smile
whenever somebody does show him empathy
but I like the way you smell because I
like you
before we hate on our top pick here are
a few honorable mentions unacceptable
condition unacceptable fine I can’t
stand the woman
why are you doing this to us I’ll tell
you why because for seven years you have
yelled at me and turned the lights out
of me when I was in the bathroom and
written on me while I was sleeping cuz I
was Lutz dumb old on cool part Inuit
bisexual 51 year old Lutz we all right
Cory I don’t give it
ashle number one
Meg Griffin Family Guy you’re a bitch
yes yes I am Meg started off as a
teenage outcast desperate to fit in god
I hate high school I don’t fit in with
anyone over the years however she became
less of a drama queen and more of a
punching bag for her family hey Meg you
got something on your shirt oh hi dad
each Griffin has emotionally and
physically abused Meg on multiple
occasions treating her like one gigantic
mistake such abuse has driven Meg to
regularly cut herself in a cry out for
help
okay look Meg I’ve been at this for 45
minutes I don’t know what else I can say
here’s a Sylvia Plath book and a bottle
of ambien if this were any other
character in any other show we might
feel sorry for her but let’s be honest a
part of us all wants to fart in Meg’s
stupid face
yeah in the kitchen meg do you agree
with our list
what other TV characters deservedly get
no love why did you do that I know I
deserved it but why for more
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might not hate them but we can
understand why everyone else on the show
does welcome to watchmojo.com and today
we’re counting down our picks for the
top 10 characters on comedy shows that
the other characters all hate can I give
a 4 this list we’re taking a look at
characters nobody can stand because
they’re annoying conceited useless or
just cos deep down some people might
secretly harbor affection for these
characters in the long run though they
always get more hate than love however
the hatred directed towards them must be
portrayed in a comedic fashion it’s kind
of my girlfriend her you do not like her
I don’t know her
we’ve also excluded villains from this
list because being hated is just part of
their job great let’s go watch TV
number 10 Jerry gergich Parks and
Recreation I just want to hear the
doctors say that Jerry had a fart attack
is that too much to ask although he’s a
klutz and farts on occasion though stuff
is happening right now
Jerry’s kind heart and dedicated work
ethic should more than compensate for
his minor shortcomings right torturing
Jerry was my favorite thing in the world
apparently not as even as most caring
co-workers at the parks department will
go out of their way to ridicule Jerry
they don’t even know the poor guys real
name see you tomorrow Jeremy while he’s
the butt of a never-ending joke at work
Jerry always wears a smile knowing that
his beautiful loving family is waiting
for him at home
why don’t you start your day with a
toast
being well-endowed probably boosts his
self-esteem
– that man has the largest penis I have
ever seen I actually don’t even know if
he has mumps forgot to look I was
distracted by the largest penis I have
ever seen number 9 Newman Seinfeld
oops er swore to Neumann the meet see I
know there’s less it’s possible no it
isn’t I’ve looked into his eyes he’s
pure evil Lex Luthor to Gerry Superman
Newman is a nemesis unparalleled in
sitcom TV a slimeball in both
personality and physical appearance it’s
never made clear what started this feud
hello Jerry
hello Newman you know old friend
sometimes I ponder this silly gulf
between us and I say why are we really
so different but the US postal worker
gleefully goes out of his way to
inconvenience his neighbor’s life
Jerry naturally despises the chubby
little rat who’s constantly out to get
him George and Elaine aren’t huge fans
either actually the only one who
tolerates Newman is Kramer as they share
a mutual love for crazy get-rich-quick
schemes Newman and I are going partners
selling used records but other than that
it’s hard to believe anybody could
possibly like Newman
mark my words Seinfeld your day of
reckoning is coming when an evil wind
will blow through your little play world
and wipe that smug smile off your face
well I’ll be there in all my glory
watching watching is it all comes
number-8 job Bluth Arrested Development
I love all my children equally
I don’t care if in show the Bluths are
essentially one big family of black
sheep but among the disreputable herd
none is a bigger screw up then joke this
failed magician might think that
everyone else is against him but in
reality he’s his own worst enemy
you’re fired don’t you’re all fired each
and every one of you Merry Christmas
Joe makes a hobby of alienating everyone
he encounters through his paranoia
massive ego and unrelenting need to be
adored to prove that no prison can hold
me
I will incarcerate myself in the
penitentiary that holds my own father
only to escape 24 hours later no
shackles can hold these hands say that
to them in Spanish the eldest Bluth son
will never make any friends though until
he first accepts the fact that he isn’t
perfect and learns to laugh at himself
Michael
number seven Arnold Rimmer Red Dwarf the
crew vyx hologrammatic exercises for the
dead even in death some people are still
total buzzkills
after perishing with the rest of his
crew Arnold Rimmer is brought back as a
hologram to keep the red dwarfs lone
survivor Lister company no you’re a
filthy stinking loathsome disgusting
object I wouldn’t be seen dead within a
plague picture as far as companionship
goes however Lister might have been
happier bunking with a mutton vindaloo
feast granted Rimmer is only trying to
maintain order while his shipmates slack
off but does he have to be such a
pompous fuddy-duddy in the process we
know you’re technically not alive Rimmer
but try to live a little
but you sucked rashmi head did you hear
that son Lister do you have any
conception of the penalty for describing
a superior technician as a smeghead
rimmer virus naked number 6 Kimmy
Gibbler full house she’s an airhead
she’s not an airhead she just hates
stinky there was an annoying neighbor
unlike all ninety sitcoms full house had
its fair share of annoying characters
but Kimmy Gibbler was the only
intentionally annoying one same to you
teeth burger don’t call me that kitty
gobbler double D burger cheese I hate
you I hate you too as if having this
quirky bagpipe playing girl as a
neighbour wasn’t bad enough for the
Tanners she was also DJ’s best friend
meaning she was around the house all the
time the family would scream at the
sight of Kimmy and cringe at the smell
of her feet since the Tanners can’t
resist disgustingly sentimental moments
though every once in a while they’d give
Kimmy one of their trademark hugs Wow
no Uncle Jesse we’ve lost him to the
dark side
number five Dwight Schrute the office if
I can skin a mule deer in less than 10
minutes I ought to be able to cut my
what’s worse than a teacher’s pet how
about a teacher’s pet that’s evolved
into an office pet I kind of work with
Jim anymore okay either he goes or I go
Dwight you too whenever his coworkers
tease him Dwight Schrute is always ready
to tattle to the boss even the obnoxious
Michael Scott seems embarrassed to be
seen with this whiny man child who takes
everything way too seriously how dare
you all attack him like this stop it
Michael is your superior no no you
should be bowing down in front of him
hey hey right now okay – no they don’t
understand who they have sit dude I’m
trying – he had your back idiot as much
as the white attempts to uphold the
rules
he’s ironically a prime source of the
offices ongoing chaos unless you’re
trying to survive a zombie apocalypse
Dwight’s one person you definitely never
want to work beside I stabbed her in the
brain with a wooden stick there are
several ways to kill a zombie but the
most satisfying one is to stab it in the
brain with a wooden stick
number four butters stotch South Park
we’ll be upstairs if you need anything
Stan yeah you can’t leave me here these
guys are total Melvin it’s really easy
to dislike a character like Eric Cartman
he’s a fat ass who relishes insulting
his classmates social classes
disabilities and religions where did you
get that kind of smart mouth
not from you dumbasses that’s for sure
oh just wait till I get home mister
they’ll be waiting with bells on you old
horse bang and skank but the sweet
simple stuttering butters is just so
unassuming it makes no sense how mean
everyone is to him even his own parents
this is unbelievable how many times have
we told you never they have sub perform
liposuction surgery in our house third
hands man my guess that wasn’t enough
this caused him to develop a painfully
low self-esteem which manifests in many
ways gullible and childlike where the
other kids of South Park are more
conniving and devious butters doesn’t
even really swear now God don’t you you
live in here you just know that one day
this kid is gonna snap and create an
alter ego to get his revenge whatever
the greatest super villain he’ll ever
seen
– time for bed number three Steve Urkel
family matters what is the problem it’s
our neighbor
Steve Urkel Carl Winslow made the
biggest mistake of his life
when he set his daughter up on a date
with this four-eyed dweeb herckel
interpreted this gesture as an
invitation to drop by the Winslow
household whenever he wanted and to
inadvertently destroy it with his
inventions to make matters worse he
followed up every destructive action
with his unforgettable catchphrase
and when Arkell wasn’t costing the
Winslows thousands in property damages
he was tormenting them with his
accordion number two dr. John azide Bert
Futurama meet John Zoidberg you need an
alien hacked to pieces he’s the best
there is in the budget category this
decapod Ian’s incompetence atrocious
appearance sporadic inking and ghastly
table manners are reason enough to scorn
him what makes Zoidberg especially
frustrating is that he’s also the
company doctor at Planet Express young
lady I’m an expert on humans now pick a
mouth open it and say with zero
understanding of human anatomy or
Anatomy in general dr. Zoidberg only
creates problems and rarely solves them
you can’t blame the crew for hating a
physician who’s lost more lives than you
save I prescribe acupuncture let’s begin
blood I mean blood put it back in me at
the same time Zoidberg is so lonely in
pathetic that you can’t help but smile
whenever somebody does show him empathy
but I like the way you smell because I
like you
before we hate on our top pick here are
a few honorable mentions unacceptable
condition unacceptable fine I can’t
stand the woman
why are you doing this to us I’ll tell
you why because for seven years you have
yelled at me and turned the lights out
of me when I was in the bathroom and
written on me while I was sleeping cuz I
was Lutz dumb old on cool part Inuit
bisexual 51 year old Lutz we all right
Cory I don’t give it
ashle number one
Meg Griffin Family Guy you’re a bitch
yes yes I am Meg started off as a
teenage outcast desperate to fit in god
I hate high school I don’t fit in with
anyone over the years however she became
less of a drama queen and more of a
punching bag for her family hey Meg you
got something on your shirt oh hi dad
each Griffin has emotionally and
physically abused Meg on multiple
occasions treating her like one gigantic
mistake such abuse has driven Meg to
regularly cut herself in a cry out for
help
okay look Meg I’ve been at this for 45
minutes I don’t know what else I can say
here’s a Sylvia Plath book and a bottle
of ambien if this were any other
character in any other show we might
feel sorry for her but let’s be honest a
part of us all wants to fart in Meg’s
stupid face
yeah in the kitchen meg do you agree
with our list
what other TV characters deservedly get
no love why did you do that I know I
deserved it but why for more
entertaining top 10s published every day
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
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