hey parenting is hard but we bet these
celebrities would have a hard time
justifying their actions in these
scenarios I thought it was like really
funny I thought it would go away didn’t
go away got bigger and bigger and bigger
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
celebrity parenting fails it was only
until the prime minister and his wife
got home two miles away from the pub
they noticed one of their brood was
still missing for this list we’re
focusing on highly publicized fails that
made the news and while some of the
following scenarios are certainly
disturbing we’re excluding more serious
allegations of sexual abuse and the like
I woke up that night from a blackout to
find myself having sex with my own
father number 10
vulgar voicemail Alec Baldwin a nasty
custody battle has gotten even nastier
after Alec Baldwin is heard leaving a
blistering voicemail for his young
daughter divorce can make any parent go
mad but it’s crucial not to let that
stress affect the children my mom has
told me not to listen to what other
people say about you if it’s negative
toys keep positive in 2007 young Ireland
Baldwin felt the wrath of her famous
father upon failing to answer a
scheduled phone call you’re 12 years old
11 years old you’re a child in the
resulting mildly insane voicemail the
most famous Baldwin brother not only
shamed his ex-wife Kim Basinger but also
referred to his own daughter as a rude
thoughtless little pig which isn’t
exactly the most appropriate way to
address a child or anyone for that
matter
perhaps Baldwin could have addressed his
feelings with a personal heart-to-heart
but instead he chose to leave an actual
recording of his disturbing parenting
fail which was mysteriously released for
all to hear and judge if in fact Kim
Basinger did leak the tape to the press
I believe this to TMZ then the courts
not going to look very kindly upon her
number 9
pretty little prostitute Amanda Holden
as a judge on Britain’s Got Talent
Holden recognises good talent when she
sees it but it’s what she doesn’t see
that causes the most concern in early
2015
Amanda Holden seemingly tweeted a photo
of her nine-year-old dressed as a pretty
woman and not the kind from beauty
pageants you’re not fidgeting you look
very beautiful and very tall dressed up
for a school event she appeared to be a
cosplay Vivien ward the prostitute Julia
Roberts played in Pretty Woman Holden
called it a mistake and blamed her
husband for the tweet as a proud father
he wanted to post the similarity on his
own private Facebook account he hit the
wrong button and posted it on my Twitter
account and also threw the gauntlet down
on a longtime aide for not handling the
fiasco properly that does not change the
fact that mommy and daddy apparently
allowed the girl to dress up like a
hooker to begin with oh honey you know
what’s happened I’ve got a runner in my
pantyhose
I’m not wearing pantyhose number 8 seat
belt snafu Britney Spears
you
for the modern celeb flying from city to
city is the norm and sometimes their
children come along for the ride and
whether it’s a commercial or private
flight there comes a point when it’s
okay to loosen up the seat belt and play
with the kids
but that same rule does not apply on the
busy streets of Los Angeles
back in 2006 Britney actually fled the
paparazzi with little Sean Preston
perched upon her lap like a baby
kangaroo what’s so wrong with that you
ask well perhaps the steering wheel just
inches away we’re not sure why Britney
thought this was a smart decision but it
was undeniably a big-city parenting fail
number 7 wacky waxing Farrah Abraham
I quit like my senior year just cuz like
I got pregnant or whatever yeah they
made a huge dent in the realm of reality
TV many external factors motivate the
people involved but none more so than
Fame and public perception
unfortunately for Teen Mom star Farrah
Abraham she decided that her
three-year-old needed a quick makeover
due to what can only be described as a
unibrow I actually got a lot of fan mail
from girls who were younger who did have
Yoona brows and they only wished that
their moms would have helped them some
kids go to sleep and dream of the Tooth
Fairy and unicorns and parents typically
leave them be to be honest with you she
was sleeping so it’s like oh my god my
god so that makes it better
that’s as dramatic as somebody who is
older than me right now however miss
Abraham waxed her child’s eyebrows in
her sleep and eventually went on ABC
News to explain her practical thinking
to the world at large if I can help my
daughter in a little way by just pucking
a few hairs I think I did something
right I would never put hot wax on her
number 6 booze and burgers David
Hasselhoff David Hasselhoff walks into a
bar every morning and any station till
it closes the concept itself seems
hilarious the famous Baywatch actor
drunk shirtless and eating a
cheeseburger while talking to his
daughter
in reality though it’s terribly sad
Hasselhoff actually requested that a 16
year old filmed him while intoxicated so
he could gain some insight into his
drunken behavior come yet you promised
not going to get alcohol and you’re
gonna stop drinking in other words the
familial roles were reversed as the
Hoffs teenage daughter was left to
mind him of the consequences of his
drinking and though Hoffs daughter
warned of an impending career disaster
he still managed to keep his career as
it was on track
despite the parenting fail number five
bad babysitters
David Cameron British Prime Minister
David Cameron his wife Samantha left
their eight-year-old daughter Nancy in a
pub as the Prime Minister of the UK one
can’t exactly blame David Cameron for
losing track of his eight-year-old
daughter at home but at the pub well in
2012 both he and his wife Samantha
failed hard by remaining aloof as to the
whereabouts of their child finding an
empty back seat on their arrival at home
the couple realised that their daughter
Nancy was instead with some blokes from
the bloc back at their local bar
I’m not leaving my family is funny I was
thinking although their daughter was not
hurt in the episode it wasn’t exactly
well-received by the British public nor
was it a shining moment in Cameron’s
legacy today the Prime Minister’s
government will be relaunching a massive
programme dealing with troubled families
but Robin and George with headlines like
this one and makes it hard to do number
for douchey daddy Ryan O’Neal there’s
enough but that went wrong that you
don’t need to to make things up hmm
where to begin with this 70s movie star
first of all Ryan O’Neal allegedly made
his son take cocaine at the age of 11
and then there’s his daughter Tatum in
2009 just after the conclusion of his
girlfriend Farrah Fawcett’s funeral Ryan
O’Neal has said that he was approached
by someone who he thought was a quote
strange swedish woman and he asked her
if she was interested in some booze and
a little car action that in and of
itself is a douche move but it’s also a
severe parenting fail when the woman in
question is actually your own daughter
whom you did not recognize that’s just
awkward all the way around those days I
used to just put my head in the sand put
your head in the sand is that what you
used to do back in the day yeah I was
covered in it number 3 pervy photos
Woody Allen nobody likes me an ass I’m
with a house full of enemies throughout
the 80s and early 90s
Connick director enlisted his girlfriend
Mia Farrow to star in 13 films get out
of here and go somewhere where we can
talk but then came a shocking twist
involving soon-yi Previn Pharaoh’s
adopted daughter
Woody Allen wasn’t technically the
adopted girl’s father but Mia certainly
wasn’t expecting to find nude photos of
her 21 year old daughter taken by her
famous boyfriend we have no idea of mr.
Allen plans to marry suni but if he does
that would make me a pharaoh his
mother-in-law the discovery led to an
abrupt end of their personal and
professional relationships but this fail
gets worse
Allen and Previn dated for a few years
after this ended up getting married and
now have two adopted daughters of their
own I was paternal she responded to
someone paternal I liked her youth and
energy that’s the definition of a
scandal but it’s also a major WTF moment
and one of the stranger celebrity
parenting fails it’s conceivable to me
that its controversial that it was
controversial I understand that and as I
say I take full responsibility number
two heroine plus pregnancy equals
seriously Courtney Love why don’t you
interview us certain corpses sassy too
after years of rumors surrounding the
1994 death of Kurt Cobain a 2015
documentary finally provided some
concrete evidence to the public even if
they’re like you you still can’t trust
them
although Courtney loves heroin use while
pregnant was first brought up in a 1992
Vanity Fair profile montage of heck
finally confirmed this enormous
parenting fail she’s the happiest I’ve
ever seen do you think Francis beam did
survive and has lived a relatively
normal life but she’s still not immune
to aggressive Twitter rants from her own
mother which constitutes yet another
fail this time one that everybody could
see
before we unveil our number one pick
here are some honorable or in this case
dishonorable mentions police confirmed
ABC News that Sheen’s twin boys were
taken from his home overnight
she has reported she had six embryos
implanted right correct with the doctor
that did the other kids so the doctor
knows that that the mother is unemployed
number one the balcony incident Michael
Jackson we kick in flies Christ you in
2002 while in Berlin with his children
to accept an award for his philanthropy
Michael Jackson dangled his
nine-month-old son off a balcony sure MJ
did protect the child from cameras by
covering his face but the fact that he
actually nicknamed the kid blanket is
somewhat of a fail in itself know that
the ignorant in essence this incident
represents a variety of fails even if
Michael Jackson seems to be having one
hell of a time the lesson here well it
should be pretty obvious balconies and
infants just don’t go together
especially in front of a sea of
paparazzi
my bed
do you agree with our list which
celebrity parent do you think produced
the ultimate parenting fail they are now
with their mother Brooke Mueller who
will finalize her divorce with Charlie
for more incredible top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com
celebrities would have a hard time
justifying their actions in these
scenarios I thought it was like really
funny I thought it would go away didn’t
go away got bigger and bigger and bigger
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
celebrity parenting fails it was only
until the prime minister and his wife
got home two miles away from the pub
they noticed one of their brood was
still missing for this list we’re
focusing on highly publicized fails that
made the news and while some of the
following scenarios are certainly
disturbing we’re excluding more serious
allegations of sexual abuse and the like
I woke up that night from a blackout to
find myself having sex with my own
father number 10
vulgar voicemail Alec Baldwin a nasty
custody battle has gotten even nastier
after Alec Baldwin is heard leaving a
blistering voicemail for his young
daughter divorce can make any parent go
mad but it’s crucial not to let that
stress affect the children my mom has
told me not to listen to what other
people say about you if it’s negative
toys keep positive in 2007 young Ireland
Baldwin felt the wrath of her famous
father upon failing to answer a
scheduled phone call you’re 12 years old
11 years old you’re a child in the
resulting mildly insane voicemail the
most famous Baldwin brother not only
shamed his ex-wife Kim Basinger but also
referred to his own daughter as a rude
thoughtless little pig which isn’t
exactly the most appropriate way to
address a child or anyone for that
matter
perhaps Baldwin could have addressed his
feelings with a personal heart-to-heart
but instead he chose to leave an actual
recording of his disturbing parenting
fail which was mysteriously released for
all to hear and judge if in fact Kim
Basinger did leak the tape to the press
I believe this to TMZ then the courts
not going to look very kindly upon her
number 9
pretty little prostitute Amanda Holden
as a judge on Britain’s Got Talent
Holden recognises good talent when she
sees it but it’s what she doesn’t see
that causes the most concern in early
2015
Amanda Holden seemingly tweeted a photo
of her nine-year-old dressed as a pretty
woman and not the kind from beauty
pageants you’re not fidgeting you look
very beautiful and very tall dressed up
for a school event she appeared to be a
cosplay Vivien ward the prostitute Julia
Roberts played in Pretty Woman Holden
called it a mistake and blamed her
husband for the tweet as a proud father
he wanted to post the similarity on his
own private Facebook account he hit the
wrong button and posted it on my Twitter
account and also threw the gauntlet down
on a longtime aide for not handling the
fiasco properly that does not change the
fact that mommy and daddy apparently
allowed the girl to dress up like a
hooker to begin with oh honey you know
what’s happened I’ve got a runner in my
pantyhose
I’m not wearing pantyhose number 8 seat
belt snafu Britney Spears
you
for the modern celeb flying from city to
city is the norm and sometimes their
children come along for the ride and
whether it’s a commercial or private
flight there comes a point when it’s
okay to loosen up the seat belt and play
with the kids
but that same rule does not apply on the
busy streets of Los Angeles
back in 2006 Britney actually fled the
paparazzi with little Sean Preston
perched upon her lap like a baby
kangaroo what’s so wrong with that you
ask well perhaps the steering wheel just
inches away we’re not sure why Britney
thought this was a smart decision but it
was undeniably a big-city parenting fail
number 7 wacky waxing Farrah Abraham
I quit like my senior year just cuz like
I got pregnant or whatever yeah they
made a huge dent in the realm of reality
TV many external factors motivate the
people involved but none more so than
Fame and public perception
unfortunately for Teen Mom star Farrah
Abraham she decided that her
three-year-old needed a quick makeover
due to what can only be described as a
unibrow I actually got a lot of fan mail
from girls who were younger who did have
Yoona brows and they only wished that
their moms would have helped them some
kids go to sleep and dream of the Tooth
Fairy and unicorns and parents typically
leave them be to be honest with you she
was sleeping so it’s like oh my god my
god so that makes it better
that’s as dramatic as somebody who is
older than me right now however miss
Abraham waxed her child’s eyebrows in
her sleep and eventually went on ABC
News to explain her practical thinking
to the world at large if I can help my
daughter in a little way by just pucking
a few hairs I think I did something
right I would never put hot wax on her
number 6 booze and burgers David
Hasselhoff David Hasselhoff walks into a
bar every morning and any station till
it closes the concept itself seems
hilarious the famous Baywatch actor
drunk shirtless and eating a
cheeseburger while talking to his
daughter
in reality though it’s terribly sad
Hasselhoff actually requested that a 16
year old filmed him while intoxicated so
he could gain some insight into his
drunken behavior come yet you promised
not going to get alcohol and you’re
gonna stop drinking in other words the
familial roles were reversed as the
Hoffs teenage daughter was left to
mind him of the consequences of his
drinking and though Hoffs daughter
warned of an impending career disaster
he still managed to keep his career as
it was on track
despite the parenting fail number five
bad babysitters
David Cameron British Prime Minister
David Cameron his wife Samantha left
their eight-year-old daughter Nancy in a
pub as the Prime Minister of the UK one
can’t exactly blame David Cameron for
losing track of his eight-year-old
daughter at home but at the pub well in
2012 both he and his wife Samantha
failed hard by remaining aloof as to the
whereabouts of their child finding an
empty back seat on their arrival at home
the couple realised that their daughter
Nancy was instead with some blokes from
the bloc back at their local bar
I’m not leaving my family is funny I was
thinking although their daughter was not
hurt in the episode it wasn’t exactly
well-received by the British public nor
was it a shining moment in Cameron’s
legacy today the Prime Minister’s
government will be relaunching a massive
programme dealing with troubled families
but Robin and George with headlines like
this one and makes it hard to do number
for douchey daddy Ryan O’Neal there’s
enough but that went wrong that you
don’t need to to make things up hmm
where to begin with this 70s movie star
first of all Ryan O’Neal allegedly made
his son take cocaine at the age of 11
and then there’s his daughter Tatum in
2009 just after the conclusion of his
girlfriend Farrah Fawcett’s funeral Ryan
O’Neal has said that he was approached
by someone who he thought was a quote
strange swedish woman and he asked her
if she was interested in some booze and
a little car action that in and of
itself is a douche move but it’s also a
severe parenting fail when the woman in
question is actually your own daughter
whom you did not recognize that’s just
awkward all the way around those days I
used to just put my head in the sand put
your head in the sand is that what you
used to do back in the day yeah I was
covered in it number 3 pervy photos
Woody Allen nobody likes me an ass I’m
with a house full of enemies throughout
the 80s and early 90s
Connick director enlisted his girlfriend
Mia Farrow to star in 13 films get out
of here and go somewhere where we can
talk but then came a shocking twist
involving soon-yi Previn Pharaoh’s
adopted daughter
Woody Allen wasn’t technically the
adopted girl’s father but Mia certainly
wasn’t expecting to find nude photos of
her 21 year old daughter taken by her
famous boyfriend we have no idea of mr.
Allen plans to marry suni but if he does
that would make me a pharaoh his
mother-in-law the discovery led to an
abrupt end of their personal and
professional relationships but this fail
gets worse
Allen and Previn dated for a few years
after this ended up getting married and
now have two adopted daughters of their
own I was paternal she responded to
someone paternal I liked her youth and
energy that’s the definition of a
scandal but it’s also a major WTF moment
and one of the stranger celebrity
parenting fails it’s conceivable to me
that its controversial that it was
controversial I understand that and as I
say I take full responsibility number
two heroine plus pregnancy equals
seriously Courtney Love why don’t you
interview us certain corpses sassy too
after years of rumors surrounding the
1994 death of Kurt Cobain a 2015
documentary finally provided some
concrete evidence to the public even if
they’re like you you still can’t trust
them
although Courtney loves heroin use while
pregnant was first brought up in a 1992
Vanity Fair profile montage of heck
finally confirmed this enormous
parenting fail she’s the happiest I’ve
ever seen do you think Francis beam did
survive and has lived a relatively
normal life but she’s still not immune
to aggressive Twitter rants from her own
mother which constitutes yet another
fail this time one that everybody could
see
before we unveil our number one pick
here are some honorable or in this case
dishonorable mentions police confirmed
ABC News that Sheen’s twin boys were
taken from his home overnight
she has reported she had six embryos
implanted right correct with the doctor
that did the other kids so the doctor
knows that that the mother is unemployed
number one the balcony incident Michael
Jackson we kick in flies Christ you in
2002 while in Berlin with his children
to accept an award for his philanthropy
Michael Jackson dangled his
nine-month-old son off a balcony sure MJ
did protect the child from cameras by
covering his face but the fact that he
actually nicknamed the kid blanket is
somewhat of a fail in itself know that
the ignorant in essence this incident
represents a variety of fails even if
Michael Jackson seems to be having one
hell of a time the lesson here well it
should be pretty obvious balconies and
infants just don’t go together
especially in front of a sea of
paparazzi
my bed
do you agree with our list which
celebrity parent do you think produced
the ultimate parenting fail they are now
with their mother Brooke Mueller who
will finalize her divorce with Charlie
for more incredible top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com
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