catch of the beach these famous faces
would definitely help you make it
through the end of days welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top 10
celebrities you’d want at your side in a
zombie apocalypse
for this list we’ve taken a look at the
celebrities that are alive and well
today and ranked those that would be
most useful in a fight against the
Living Dead
number ten Stone Cold Steve Austin pro
wrestling’s iconic antihero Steve Austin
could trash talk anyone into an early
grave and he could throw a Stone Cold
Stunner that’ll get any zombie back into
theirs
give the Texas rattlesnake a beer or two
and he’ll be cruisin for a bruisin which
means the zombies would hopefully be
focusing on him instead of us
it’s easy to imagine the 316 whoopin
ample undead ass leaving you to relax
ringside the apocalypse ain’t got
nothing on this guy and that’s the
bottom line because stone cold said so
number nine
Michael Cera thank you no problem
why on earth would you want an actor
famous for playing emotionally and
socially awkward characters on your team
I should go to my mom tonight and be
like I met the cutest guy and then
she’ll see you and me totally making out
two words
zombie fodder Michael Cera is your
second chance card if you are ever
cornered by a zombie looking for fresh
flesh then Sara’s the guy to turn to
these are he’d either start singing in a
bid to soothe the bloodlust or else he’d
serve as a sacrificial lamb kid you’re
asking for trouble just don’t don’t
Oh what are you gonna do shoot me with
you guys
there is no doubting Sara’s acting
ability but someone’s got to be the
bargaining chip and it’s not gonna be
you
number eight Emma Stone you need some
help getting medicine it
make your weapons your car keys your
ammunition if her performance in
Zombieland is anything to go by then
emma stone knows how to handle herself
when it comes to surviving an apocalypse
as Wichita
she took full command amid outrageous
violence proving seriously skilled with
a variety of weapons I’m Gerry save
Terry I bet you got a duckie war story
behind that lighter yeah sure I got
stories in Gangster Squad
she’s Sean as an especially dangerous
femme fatale and on top of everything
else she’s funny as hell a good joke
goes a long way when you see zombies
everywhere you turn you know I would
have gone with something you know at
least like mildly entertaining you know
like like like family jewels nuts joke
number seven Elon Musk people have
called you the real Tony Stark okay
you’ve got your finger in so many
different advanced technologies behind
every successful zombie survival bid
there’s at least one brilliant brain
Elon Musk could bring that brain the
mind behind electric auto firm Tesla
Motors he’s also CEO of SpaceX a space
transport company with musk on your side
you’ll end up evading zombies in some
sort of renewably powered silent stealth
machine and these are active all the
time and it’s just a standard feature in
the car he’s so clever he’d likely
locate a cure for zombie bites in no
time
and if all else fails he’d fly you off
of Earth entirely and land you on the
moon for a zombie free life which will
preserve the future of humanity in the
event of a calamity on on earth
number six Martha Stewart
an undisputed domestic goddess Martha
Stewart could probably cook or craft her
way out of most tricky situations this
is an odd dish because you’ll never
believe you can cook pasta in so little
water with all the other ingredients
even when there seems to be nothing to
eat she’d still be able to focus on
making some kind of salad tastes really
really good
Japanese salad it’s a good thing a
potential mother hen character in
general she’s likely have a sterner side
as well given that she’s done time in
prison Martha Stewart is being
prosecuted not because of who she is but
because of what she did locked away for
fraud from October 2004 until March 2005
she’s a tough cookie who knows how to
make cookies what more could you want
well audience you’re all getting a
cookie to chase number five Shia LaBeouf
the wild card that every good Zombie
Survival squad needs
Shia LaBeouf could derail the whole
entire operation but he could prove an
incomparable asset as well it’s well
publicized that the Transformers actor
is sometimes a little crazy but contain
that craziness and unleash it on an
unsuspecting zombie and they’ll
definitely be dazed and probably
confused we’re survivors
we control the fear and without the fear
we are all as good as dead if LaBeouf is
a liability
then he’s prime zombie bait either way
you’d want to take him with you just do
it no what are you waiting for do it
just do it yes you can
number 4 Jennifer Lawrence
as katniss everdeen she won the 74th
Hunger Games and survived the third
Quarter Quell
she’s the girl on fire the Mockingjay
and the face of the rebellion her
credentials as an apocalypse buddy are
incredible off screen as well Jennifer
Lawrence seems like she could handle
herself she’s a straight talker and can
be seriously funny which is always good
for morale and then my friend walked by
and I grabbed her and I was like this is
Elizabeth Taylor and she was like no
it’s enough if she’s anything like her
Everdeen character though then she’s an
effective if reluctant leader with her
the odds are ever in your favor fire is
catching and if we burn you burn with us
number three ken Jeong as a general
practitioner GP when you spend your days
running from a flesh-eating horde you’re
gonna need a medic no one in the world
of celebrity is more qualified to fill
that role than Ken Jeong I don’t even
see me as Hyun anymore I don’t know a
star of the TV sitcom community and
known as the crowbar wielding naked
gangster in the hangover series he’s
also a licensed physician in the state
of California I just woke you up to tell
you that before I was in movies like
hangover knocked up role models and some
other movies I used to be a real doctor
even the most efficient zombie hunter is
likely to suffer one or two wounds so
doctor Ken would be indispensable all
these patient’s wanna do is talk about
my show number two
Bear Grylls I’m this guy’s probably
probably a couple of years old when it
comes to survival this Brit knows his
stuff he has conquered Everest crossed
the North Atlantic and he’s the face of
man vs. wild
which is effectively a how-to guide for
a zombie invasion
then that’s it a skinned dead Grylls
proves time and again that even in the
most hopeless and inhospitable
situations survival is just a state of
mind
we almost included Edie Stafford here
but Grylls gets the nod because not only
could he kill zombies he’d have a
hundred and one uses for a zombie
carcass as well it’s gonna be a bit of a
squeeze
that is he also a sealskin before we
unveil our top pick here are some
honorable mentions
swallow this number one Dwayne Johnson
also known as the rock and the Scorpion
King with Dwayne Johnson at your side
there’d be nothing to fear
in fact the apocalypse might even be
enjoyable there can’t be many things
more satisfying than rock bottom exam
B’s back into the ground from whence
they came or people’s elbowing their
heads off
and on top of the obvious physical
advantages the most electrifying man in
sports-entertainment seems like a really
good guy
the zombies won’t like it but that
doesn’t matter
do you agree with our list
that which celeb would you want for more
zombie hunting top 10s published every
day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com your supervillain that’s
what a supervillain does yeah
would definitely help you make it
through the end of days welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top 10
celebrities you’d want at your side in a
zombie apocalypse
for this list we’ve taken a look at the
celebrities that are alive and well
today and ranked those that would be
most useful in a fight against the
Living Dead
number ten Stone Cold Steve Austin pro
wrestling’s iconic antihero Steve Austin
could trash talk anyone into an early
grave and he could throw a Stone Cold
Stunner that’ll get any zombie back into
theirs
give the Texas rattlesnake a beer or two
and he’ll be cruisin for a bruisin which
means the zombies would hopefully be
focusing on him instead of us
it’s easy to imagine the 316 whoopin
ample undead ass leaving you to relax
ringside the apocalypse ain’t got
nothing on this guy and that’s the
bottom line because stone cold said so
number nine
Michael Cera thank you no problem
why on earth would you want an actor
famous for playing emotionally and
socially awkward characters on your team
I should go to my mom tonight and be
like I met the cutest guy and then
she’ll see you and me totally making out
two words
zombie fodder Michael Cera is your
second chance card if you are ever
cornered by a zombie looking for fresh
flesh then Sara’s the guy to turn to
these are he’d either start singing in a
bid to soothe the bloodlust or else he’d
serve as a sacrificial lamb kid you’re
asking for trouble just don’t don’t
Oh what are you gonna do shoot me with
you guys
there is no doubting Sara’s acting
ability but someone’s got to be the
bargaining chip and it’s not gonna be
you
number eight Emma Stone you need some
help getting medicine it
make your weapons your car keys your
ammunition if her performance in
Zombieland is anything to go by then
emma stone knows how to handle herself
when it comes to surviving an apocalypse
as Wichita
she took full command amid outrageous
violence proving seriously skilled with
a variety of weapons I’m Gerry save
Terry I bet you got a duckie war story
behind that lighter yeah sure I got
stories in Gangster Squad
she’s Sean as an especially dangerous
femme fatale and on top of everything
else she’s funny as hell a good joke
goes a long way when you see zombies
everywhere you turn you know I would
have gone with something you know at
least like mildly entertaining you know
like like like family jewels nuts joke
number seven Elon Musk people have
called you the real Tony Stark okay
you’ve got your finger in so many
different advanced technologies behind
every successful zombie survival bid
there’s at least one brilliant brain
Elon Musk could bring that brain the
mind behind electric auto firm Tesla
Motors he’s also CEO of SpaceX a space
transport company with musk on your side
you’ll end up evading zombies in some
sort of renewably powered silent stealth
machine and these are active all the
time and it’s just a standard feature in
the car he’s so clever he’d likely
locate a cure for zombie bites in no
time
and if all else fails he’d fly you off
of Earth entirely and land you on the
moon for a zombie free life which will
preserve the future of humanity in the
event of a calamity on on earth
number six Martha Stewart
an undisputed domestic goddess Martha
Stewart could probably cook or craft her
way out of most tricky situations this
is an odd dish because you’ll never
believe you can cook pasta in so little
water with all the other ingredients
even when there seems to be nothing to
eat she’d still be able to focus on
making some kind of salad tastes really
really good
Japanese salad it’s a good thing a
potential mother hen character in
general she’s likely have a sterner side
as well given that she’s done time in
prison Martha Stewart is being
prosecuted not because of who she is but
because of what she did locked away for
fraud from October 2004 until March 2005
she’s a tough cookie who knows how to
make cookies what more could you want
well audience you’re all getting a
cookie to chase number five Shia LaBeouf
the wild card that every good Zombie
Survival squad needs
Shia LaBeouf could derail the whole
entire operation but he could prove an
incomparable asset as well it’s well
publicized that the Transformers actor
is sometimes a little crazy but contain
that craziness and unleash it on an
unsuspecting zombie and they’ll
definitely be dazed and probably
confused we’re survivors
we control the fear and without the fear
we are all as good as dead if LaBeouf is
a liability
then he’s prime zombie bait either way
you’d want to take him with you just do
it no what are you waiting for do it
just do it yes you can
number 4 Jennifer Lawrence
as katniss everdeen she won the 74th
Hunger Games and survived the third
Quarter Quell
she’s the girl on fire the Mockingjay
and the face of the rebellion her
credentials as an apocalypse buddy are
incredible off screen as well Jennifer
Lawrence seems like she could handle
herself she’s a straight talker and can
be seriously funny which is always good
for morale and then my friend walked by
and I grabbed her and I was like this is
Elizabeth Taylor and she was like no
it’s enough if she’s anything like her
Everdeen character though then she’s an
effective if reluctant leader with her
the odds are ever in your favor fire is
catching and if we burn you burn with us
number three ken Jeong as a general
practitioner GP when you spend your days
running from a flesh-eating horde you’re
gonna need a medic no one in the world
of celebrity is more qualified to fill
that role than Ken Jeong I don’t even
see me as Hyun anymore I don’t know a
star of the TV sitcom community and
known as the crowbar wielding naked
gangster in the hangover series he’s
also a licensed physician in the state
of California I just woke you up to tell
you that before I was in movies like
hangover knocked up role models and some
other movies I used to be a real doctor
even the most efficient zombie hunter is
likely to suffer one or two wounds so
doctor Ken would be indispensable all
these patient’s wanna do is talk about
my show number two
Bear Grylls I’m this guy’s probably
probably a couple of years old when it
comes to survival this Brit knows his
stuff he has conquered Everest crossed
the North Atlantic and he’s the face of
man vs. wild
which is effectively a how-to guide for
a zombie invasion
then that’s it a skinned dead Grylls
proves time and again that even in the
most hopeless and inhospitable
situations survival is just a state of
mind
we almost included Edie Stafford here
but Grylls gets the nod because not only
could he kill zombies he’d have a
hundred and one uses for a zombie
carcass as well it’s gonna be a bit of a
squeeze
that is he also a sealskin before we
unveil our top pick here are some
honorable mentions
swallow this number one Dwayne Johnson
also known as the rock and the Scorpion
King with Dwayne Johnson at your side
there’d be nothing to fear
in fact the apocalypse might even be
enjoyable there can’t be many things
more satisfying than rock bottom exam
B’s back into the ground from whence
they came or people’s elbowing their
heads off
and on top of the obvious physical
advantages the most electrifying man in
sports-entertainment seems like a really
good guy
the zombies won’t like it but that
doesn’t matter
do you agree with our list
that which celeb would you want for more
zombie hunting top 10s published every
day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com your supervillain that’s
what a supervillain does yeah
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