so y’all set to go huntin these are the
famous faces you’d really rather not be
seen with sorry I thought you were a
deer welcome to watchmojo.com and today
we’re counting down our picks for the
top 10 celebrities who’d make terrible
friends I think in general you should
never meet your heroes for this list
we’ve selected famous people who for
whatever reason might not be the best
choice for best pal
criminals or alleged criminals are not
in contention I’ve never seen anything
like this
number 10 Alec Baldwin not only did Alec
allegedly grab the woman by the arm and
say I want to choke you to death he
allegedly called a black photog of a
crackhead and it’s regular perhaps best
known as ruthless salesman Blake in
Glengarry Glen Ross you that’s my name
Alec Baldwin was also oscar-nominated
for his role in 2003’s the cooler hey Q
and Q but it wouldn’t really be cool or
even tolerable being this guy’s buddy an
oft outspoken social commentator Baldwin
wholeheartedly backs many a campaign if
Trump was the nominee let alone won the
election but even if Trump was the GOP
nominee it’s exactly what we deserve
right now with the system he does a part
of me that would love to say chronic win
while some of the publicity he attracts
is commendable some is seriously
questionable often suited booted and
with slicked back hair he always looks
well washed but really he’s just a
little washed up and above all else you
definitely don’t want to fly with this
guy didn’t want to get off the phone
then he snuck into the bathroom and
became a little bit irate and they had
to remove him from the flight number
nine Taylor Swift
is never been for many millions of fans
Taylor Swift can do no wrong and that’s
exactly why you might be better being
buddies with someone else
while the ground she walks on is
proverbially worshiped you’d be left
trailing behind carrying bags and
generally being forgotten about plus
Swifty’s good girl image could get
tiresome quite quickly it may work for
the media but it would be inseparable if
you were friends we wouldn’t want bad
blood perhaps just a little blank space
between us cos darling I’m a nightmare
dressed like a daydream and we
definitely wouldn’t want to be an
ex-boyfriend of hers no sir number 8
Ryan Gosling hi I love you he’s
attractive charming rich romantic and
funny so why would you not want to be
friends while we’re sure Ryan Gosling is
a great guy it’s gotta be difficult
being pals with him even some of the
guys are hooting and howling it’s
getting crazy in here he’s a parrot
perfection is enough to make anybody
feel bad about him or herself in
comparison and enough to make anybody
else not notice you entirely
imagine going for a drink with this guy
and the attention headon evitable east
eel from you he’d make the worst wingman
ever
MacLeod
MacLeod was a show in the 70s that you
know talk about McCloud again right guys
want to be him girls want to be with him
and no one wants to be in goslings
friendzone wasn’t over
number seven bill o’reilly no i’m not
i’m saying either you’ve got it wrong it
would not be the first time you’ve got
something okay i have it in ladies
i have it in writing from mr. Clemente a
lot of us like a little bit of political
debate between pals but there can’t be
many things more infuriating than
sitting through a Bill O’Reilly lecture
on the state of the world
you’re pretty well-spoken guy yet in
your records you use a lot of F word a
lot of swearing in the sunette an
independent self-titled traditionalist
blings to the right on the majority of
issues he’d make a terrible friend not
because one may not agree with the
things he says but because of the manner
in which he presents his opinion shut up
you had your thirty five minutes shut up
O’Reilly is just a really annoying
person who seems to live on controversy
which isn’t good for anyone looking for
a quiet life do a lot doing live I could
alright it and we’ll do it live and
thank sucks
number six Daniel day-lewis when do we
get our money do you an incredible actor
who’s rightly regarded as one of the
best in the business
Daniel day-lewis techniques always
ensure that he makes great movies but
they’re also the reason why he’d be
difficult to chill with in fact the
prevailing opinion in Britain I think is
that I am NOT well known as a method
actor day-lewis immerses himself so
intensely within his roles that the
lines between film real and reality are
permanently blurred I can’t accomplish a
goddamn thing of any human meaning or
worth until we cure ourselves of slavery
and in this pestilential war imagine
going shopping with Abraham Lincoln then
having dinner with Bill the butcher and
then going drinking with Daniel
Plainview it’d be eclectic probably
exciting but ultimately just too
unpredictable
take it out for you carry it right your
fundament where it belongs
number five Mariah Carey the original
and undisputed diva in her heyday
especially Mariah Carey was about as
high maintenance a celebrity as the
world had ever seen the likes of
Christina Aguilera have taken on the
mantle since but there’s no one to match
Mariah with her outrageous demands and
incredible tantrums hers is a sassy
attitude of heroic proportions you get
the impression that when she’s in the
room everybody from best friend to
Butler speaks only when spoken to
don’t have to be what you are there’s no
doubting that she’s pop LT but no one
wants their curtsy every couple of
minutes
number four Gwyneth Paltrow reportedly
she’s banned her kids from eating
tomatoes gluten dairy and chicken eggs
and meat from the stage to the screen
and another famously full-on ego that
may be tame that may be put to death I’m
content so that won’t happen so Gwyneth
Paltrow has been in classic movies
she’s multi-talented and she seems to
get more attractive with age she’d be
universally loved if she wasn’t so in
love with herself
the thing with Gwyneth is that she seems
exceptionally highly strung especially
when it comes to diet exercise and
health I had to eliminate you know corn
soy dairy wheat just for three weeks
alcohol coffee Wow but you know I ended
up feeling so amazing I lost weight and
I had so much energy she’s almost an
inspiration for women but she’s just too
judgmental too often winneth has
famously fallen out with many other
famous people so a friendship with this
film star isn’t likely to last long when
it Paltrow you ugly ass big bird looking
bitch shut up at number three Paris
Hilton
Oh
if you value wealth impression ability
and a general lack of talent or
particularly redeemable features in your
friends then Paris Hilton is perfect but
most of us look for less mind-numbing
qualities when choosing who to hang with
you’re looking possess a celebrated sex
taper and frequent flasher of her
father’s money Paris is known almost
solely as a sex symbol and not as a
conveyor of scintillating conversation
I’ve always heard that people hang out
at Walmart why and what is Homer unless
you’re in desperate need of a hotel room
Paris probably isn’t the pal to turn to
so Sam is my new British best friend I
can tell we’re going to have so much fun
together number two Russell Brand I need
you to put this into your Boston home
what having a friend who’s funny is
great and Russell Brand is a funny guy
but he’s also a born-again part-time
wannabe politician and legendary sex
pest that noise is a siren from the
universe that you are having sexual
excitement in your lives while a
promiscuous political party going gag
man makes for an interesting public
profile brand doesn’t seem like he’d be
too good at regular everyday
relationships like this all the time you
don’t have be around when the laughter
stops plus if you spend too much time
with him you might inadvertently become
influenced by his far-out fashion habits
the spray on skinny jeans plunging
neckline ravaged hair look just doesn’t
work for everyone exactly you’re
affecting the quality of my life now ah
before we unveil our number one pick
here are some honorable mentions you
know I used to wear jewelry and makeup
and all in here I really like let myself
go but I just look good when I want to
look good
Edge of Darkness opens today it’s good
to see you back in the saddle and doing
what you do best
thanks a lot for joining us Mel take
care bye bye asshole as long as we
wedding yeah okay go on
hi really yeah Wow no no no no STDs
you’re good alcohol kills everything
including healing right number one Kanye
West I’m living in a 21st century don’t
want something mean to a duel better
than anybody you ever seen we’ve given
you a hefty helping of celeb arrogance
on today’s countdown but Kanye
self-confidence eclipses everyone else
put together in the man’s own mind
he’s on a level with Jesus Christ gosh
show me the way because it’s on I’m
great forget about walking on water
he’d walk all over you could you Louie
Vuitton tonight are we gonna do
everything that kind of like unless you
want any award you ever win to be
overshadowed or to be associated with
Kim Kardashian then best not buddy up
with Kanye you remember where we first
met
okay I’ll remember when we first met
even if his ultra ego is all for the
show we’d rather view it from a distance
as fans not friends
you can’t tell me nothing do you agree
with our list I don’t know I don’t look
into those kind of details which
celebrity would you want to stay away
from I pulled over a nice Oscar I picked
it up with thank you
cows are disgusting I hate cows for more
friendlier top 10s published every day
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com I
don’t know what that means to play us
out what does that mean
famous faces you’d really rather not be
seen with sorry I thought you were a
deer welcome to watchmojo.com and today
we’re counting down our picks for the
top 10 celebrities who’d make terrible
friends I think in general you should
never meet your heroes for this list
we’ve selected famous people who for
whatever reason might not be the best
choice for best pal
criminals or alleged criminals are not
in contention I’ve never seen anything
like this
number 10 Alec Baldwin not only did Alec
allegedly grab the woman by the arm and
say I want to choke you to death he
allegedly called a black photog of a
crackhead and it’s regular perhaps best
known as ruthless salesman Blake in
Glengarry Glen Ross you that’s my name
Alec Baldwin was also oscar-nominated
for his role in 2003’s the cooler hey Q
and Q but it wouldn’t really be cool or
even tolerable being this guy’s buddy an
oft outspoken social commentator Baldwin
wholeheartedly backs many a campaign if
Trump was the nominee let alone won the
election but even if Trump was the GOP
nominee it’s exactly what we deserve
right now with the system he does a part
of me that would love to say chronic win
while some of the publicity he attracts
is commendable some is seriously
questionable often suited booted and
with slicked back hair he always looks
well washed but really he’s just a
little washed up and above all else you
definitely don’t want to fly with this
guy didn’t want to get off the phone
then he snuck into the bathroom and
became a little bit irate and they had
to remove him from the flight number
nine Taylor Swift
is never been for many millions of fans
Taylor Swift can do no wrong and that’s
exactly why you might be better being
buddies with someone else
while the ground she walks on is
proverbially worshiped you’d be left
trailing behind carrying bags and
generally being forgotten about plus
Swifty’s good girl image could get
tiresome quite quickly it may work for
the media but it would be inseparable if
you were friends we wouldn’t want bad
blood perhaps just a little blank space
between us cos darling I’m a nightmare
dressed like a daydream and we
definitely wouldn’t want to be an
ex-boyfriend of hers no sir number 8
Ryan Gosling hi I love you he’s
attractive charming rich romantic and
funny so why would you not want to be
friends while we’re sure Ryan Gosling is
a great guy it’s gotta be difficult
being pals with him even some of the
guys are hooting and howling it’s
getting crazy in here he’s a parrot
perfection is enough to make anybody
feel bad about him or herself in
comparison and enough to make anybody
else not notice you entirely
imagine going for a drink with this guy
and the attention headon evitable east
eel from you he’d make the worst wingman
ever
MacLeod
MacLeod was a show in the 70s that you
know talk about McCloud again right guys
want to be him girls want to be with him
and no one wants to be in goslings
friendzone wasn’t over
number seven bill o’reilly no i’m not
i’m saying either you’ve got it wrong it
would not be the first time you’ve got
something okay i have it in ladies
i have it in writing from mr. Clemente a
lot of us like a little bit of political
debate between pals but there can’t be
many things more infuriating than
sitting through a Bill O’Reilly lecture
on the state of the world
you’re pretty well-spoken guy yet in
your records you use a lot of F word a
lot of swearing in the sunette an
independent self-titled traditionalist
blings to the right on the majority of
issues he’d make a terrible friend not
because one may not agree with the
things he says but because of the manner
in which he presents his opinion shut up
you had your thirty five minutes shut up
O’Reilly is just a really annoying
person who seems to live on controversy
which isn’t good for anyone looking for
a quiet life do a lot doing live I could
alright it and we’ll do it live and
thank sucks
number six Daniel day-lewis when do we
get our money do you an incredible actor
who’s rightly regarded as one of the
best in the business
Daniel day-lewis techniques always
ensure that he makes great movies but
they’re also the reason why he’d be
difficult to chill with in fact the
prevailing opinion in Britain I think is
that I am NOT well known as a method
actor day-lewis immerses himself so
intensely within his roles that the
lines between film real and reality are
permanently blurred I can’t accomplish a
goddamn thing of any human meaning or
worth until we cure ourselves of slavery
and in this pestilential war imagine
going shopping with Abraham Lincoln then
having dinner with Bill the butcher and
then going drinking with Daniel
Plainview it’d be eclectic probably
exciting but ultimately just too
unpredictable
take it out for you carry it right your
fundament where it belongs
number five Mariah Carey the original
and undisputed diva in her heyday
especially Mariah Carey was about as
high maintenance a celebrity as the
world had ever seen the likes of
Christina Aguilera have taken on the
mantle since but there’s no one to match
Mariah with her outrageous demands and
incredible tantrums hers is a sassy
attitude of heroic proportions you get
the impression that when she’s in the
room everybody from best friend to
Butler speaks only when spoken to
don’t have to be what you are there’s no
doubting that she’s pop LT but no one
wants their curtsy every couple of
minutes
number four Gwyneth Paltrow reportedly
she’s banned her kids from eating
tomatoes gluten dairy and chicken eggs
and meat from the stage to the screen
and another famously full-on ego that
may be tame that may be put to death I’m
content so that won’t happen so Gwyneth
Paltrow has been in classic movies
she’s multi-talented and she seems to
get more attractive with age she’d be
universally loved if she wasn’t so in
love with herself
the thing with Gwyneth is that she seems
exceptionally highly strung especially
when it comes to diet exercise and
health I had to eliminate you know corn
soy dairy wheat just for three weeks
alcohol coffee Wow but you know I ended
up feeling so amazing I lost weight and
I had so much energy she’s almost an
inspiration for women but she’s just too
judgmental too often winneth has
famously fallen out with many other
famous people so a friendship with this
film star isn’t likely to last long when
it Paltrow you ugly ass big bird looking
bitch shut up at number three Paris
Hilton
Oh
if you value wealth impression ability
and a general lack of talent or
particularly redeemable features in your
friends then Paris Hilton is perfect but
most of us look for less mind-numbing
qualities when choosing who to hang with
you’re looking possess a celebrated sex
taper and frequent flasher of her
father’s money Paris is known almost
solely as a sex symbol and not as a
conveyor of scintillating conversation
I’ve always heard that people hang out
at Walmart why and what is Homer unless
you’re in desperate need of a hotel room
Paris probably isn’t the pal to turn to
so Sam is my new British best friend I
can tell we’re going to have so much fun
together number two Russell Brand I need
you to put this into your Boston home
what having a friend who’s funny is
great and Russell Brand is a funny guy
but he’s also a born-again part-time
wannabe politician and legendary sex
pest that noise is a siren from the
universe that you are having sexual
excitement in your lives while a
promiscuous political party going gag
man makes for an interesting public
profile brand doesn’t seem like he’d be
too good at regular everyday
relationships like this all the time you
don’t have be around when the laughter
stops plus if you spend too much time
with him you might inadvertently become
influenced by his far-out fashion habits
the spray on skinny jeans plunging
neckline ravaged hair look just doesn’t
work for everyone exactly you’re
affecting the quality of my life now ah
before we unveil our number one pick
here are some honorable mentions you
know I used to wear jewelry and makeup
and all in here I really like let myself
go but I just look good when I want to
look good
Edge of Darkness opens today it’s good
to see you back in the saddle and doing
what you do best
thanks a lot for joining us Mel take
care bye bye asshole as long as we
wedding yeah okay go on
hi really yeah Wow no no no no STDs
you’re good alcohol kills everything
including healing right number one Kanye
West I’m living in a 21st century don’t
want something mean to a duel better
than anybody you ever seen we’ve given
you a hefty helping of celeb arrogance
on today’s countdown but Kanye
self-confidence eclipses everyone else
put together in the man’s own mind
he’s on a level with Jesus Christ gosh
show me the way because it’s on I’m
great forget about walking on water
he’d walk all over you could you Louie
Vuitton tonight are we gonna do
everything that kind of like unless you
want any award you ever win to be
overshadowed or to be associated with
Kim Kardashian then best not buddy up
with Kanye you remember where we first
met
okay I’ll remember when we first met
even if his ultra ego is all for the
show we’d rather view it from a distance
as fans not friends
you can’t tell me nothing do you agree
with our list I don’t know I don’t look
into those kind of details which
celebrity would you want to stay away
from I pulled over a nice Oscar I picked
it up with thank you
cows are disgusting I hate cows for more
friendlier top 10s published every day
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com I
don’t know what that means to play us
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