[Music]
thing is easy the fact is a lot just act
naturally this is happening this is
really happening
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10 x
celebrities played themselves in movies
mr. Tyson would like to know why is this
Tiger in your bathroom for this list
we’re looking at those instances in
which there was only one man or women
for the role so if the character they’re
portraying shares their name then
they’re fair game oh my god oh my god so
sorry I’m sure you have others though
oh you think it but oddly enough I don’t
number 10 the entire cast coffee and
cigarettes I think maybe the spark gaps
are too far apart on your spark coil
vibrator unquestionably the most unique
film on this list coffee and cigarettes
features a bevy of celebrities playing
themselves and enjoying the titular
social crutches real caffeine junkie
aren’t you this is key adapted to
natures populated by talented actors
musicians and personalities the film did
well to make us wonder how closely these
celebs represented their own characters
those you’re a serious nono if they’re
just sitting here on the gun you know
smoke do you know enough either a boy
enough of that was enough 25 a big one
oh boy however the standout performances
belonged to Cate Blanchett in a
conversation with her cousin also played
by herself it’s kind of Beckwith dice
Inc and Bill Murray hamming it up with
the wu-tang clan members RZA and GZA
don’t you bill Merry Men
yes but Bill Murray yeah Bill Murray
let’s keep that just between that sorry
number nine Matt Damon and Ben Affleck
Jay and Silent Bob strike back
no but it’s Miramax oh I’m sure it’ll be
Ben Affleck and Matt Damon you know they
put them in a bunch of movies who after
these two good friends starred in Good
Will Hunting Kevin Smith brought them
together once again Good Will Hunting –
hunting seasons scene 16 take five but
this time Chuckie and Will are reduced
to cartoonish action hero versions of
themselves you compare the paycheck okay
in a meta sequence in which Jay and
Silent Bob are watching the filming of
Good Will Hunting – hunting season an
obviously insulting sequel to its
predecessor we get to watch as laughs
and surprises are produced no you
stopped hitting the books with a
vengeance
and now I’ve read shit you haven’t even
heard about yet face facts my friend
you’re just no longer that Good Will
Hunting
oh and that scooby-doo esque dialogue
makes it all the better how do you like
them apples I don’t like the sound of
them apples whoa what are we gonna do
number eight Peter Falk Wings of Desire
only the Standish carry it’s amazing how
little I know about this pond maybe
we’ll discover it during the shoot a man
with unquestionable charisma and such a
unique voice that we could have listened
to him read the phone book for hours
casting Peter Falk as himself in wings
of desire was a stroke of genius bro man
Emil Jannings Kennedy von stauffenberg
hell of a guy in this film it turns out
that the man is actually an angel who
gave up his holy status to instead live
life as a human being I can’t see you
but I know you’re here we can’t think of
a better juxtaposition than tossing the
grizzled Colombo actor into a role like
this buddy
I’m here I wish you were here I wish you
can talk to me cuz I’m a friend number
seven
Stanley Mallrats holy shit
aren’t you Oh Stanley
hi it seems like Kevin Smith just wants
people to be themselves this time
world-renowned comic book writer and
creator stand the man Lee appeared as
himself to give love advice to the comic
book obsessed Brodie it reminds me of an
issue of spider-man I did when Peter
Parker in when Stacy went blonde jury
shopping of course the Green Goblin
showed up and he pumpkin bummed the hell
out of the place relating a few of his
many comic creations to his lost love
Stan comes off as sincere and touching
until it’s revealed that he’s been
recycling lines Sam hi hey you know I
think he bought it yeah yeah I’ve had a
storage giving oh it was the vulture
soliloquy and open the spider-man
anniversary issue love via vulture
tonight from sincerity to hilarity Oh
lots of women Jagger and me we had a
running contest to see you at the most
matter-of-fact last time I looked I was
way ahead damn that’s hot
number six jean-claude Van Damme JCVD I
thought there I go Mecca was embarrassed
about 70 about 70
so even though the boat for a guy who’s
won a Razzie for terrible acting and has
been nominated for another one of his
best ever roles was well playing himself
caboose a coon at one time Van Dam’s own
lawyer acknowledged his clients acting
chops or lack thereof by saying he only
got gigs due to his physical appearance
and capabilities highlighted by an
unblinking monologue recited directly to
the camera the muscles from Brussels
made sure there was no room for Razzies
with his performance in JCVD poco defesa
o.o GZA
madonna mo ever see del monte de fumaça
chosen a shot is lee Paco the lyric twat
again ye watch it double number five
Bill Murray
Zombieland okay I’m gonna teach you a
little something about Bill Murray in a
land lost to the dead Bill Murray’s
acting ability shines as he plays
himself playing a zombie war zone
although his time on screen is short
Murray seems positively gleeful
throughout smoking from a hookah with
Woody Harrelson’s character and
recreating scenes from Ghostbusters Oh
what am i right
see on the other side Pete bill playing
himself is every bit as hilarious as any
character he’s brought to life god damn
I know if he can only bring himself back
to life number four Bob Barker happy
gilmore all right let’s go do my ghetto
bed you want a piece of me giving off
that favorite fun uncle vibe Bob Barker
has gained allegiance from anyone who
spent a day lounging on the couch
watching The Price is Right reruns the
price is wrong bitch however this self
portrayal transformed him into a
competitive jerk who we’d never bet
against again in a fist fight even with
a much younger adversary
are you going to get it Bobby
[Music]
surprisingly spry for a man his age
Barker’s left hook is as effective as it
is hysterical
bitch Thank You bad enough number three
the entire cast this is the end no
problem I can open up on doesn’t open up
on a no stop the bronze medal goes to a
troupe of actors that has produced
comedy gold throughout their careers
Seth Rogen James Franco Jonah Hill and
the others who are trapped in the
mansion grab most of the attention who
took my Kim’s cell phone man but it’s
the against the grain portrayal of
actors like a coked-up Michael Cera
that’s stuck with us the most oh that’s
not cool my glasses Jason we play a game
that no matter who your favorite was in
this laugh-a-minute doomsday comedy the
sum is most definitely greater than its
parts hey so good luck home
it’s Channing Tatum number two Neil
Patrick Harris the Harold and Kumar
franchise excuse me are you Neil Patrick
Harris yep before playing himself in the
stoner comedy series this successful
child actors star had almost faded dude
Doogie Howser MD was like my favorite
show growing up you were my idol yeah
that’s great could we get going I’m
bored as shit back here yeah hard to
believe that the How I Met Your Mother
standout was having a hard time finding
the limelight no you wouldn’t happen to
know how to get on the highway from you
with you dude I don’t even know what I
am right now I was at this party earlier
tonight and some guy hooked me up with
this incredible exim next thing I know
I’m being thrown out of a moving car
I’ve been tripping balls ever since his
uproarious turn as a drugged-out hooker
loving highly erratic version of himself
in these films changed all that and
we’re all the happier for it come on
dudes let’s pick up some trim at a strip
club the duty line always works on
strippers
lap dance before we reveal our top pick
here are some honorable mentions you
think you’re funny don’t you
I know I am the famous comedian I’m
braunschweiger Schwarzenegger just some
tightest it’s my favorite part coming it
right now
[Music]
yeah
Nucor fungi right mr. DeMille I’m ready
for my close-up
final judge
[Music]
great huge of course thank you Peter
yes Mills toddler please Bruce Campbell
something’s brewing at D & D Wow oh she
no it’s not al anymore
it’s doc dunkaccino don’t mind if I do
number one John Malkovich Being John
Malkovich Jesus known for being able to
slip into roles in a variety of film
genres Malkovich played several
different versions of himself fighting
for control in this Spike Jones film you
know and literally I feel like I’m going
crazy charlie to make it funny yet
simultaneously tragic is a tall order
but thanks to his ever adapting acting
capabilities Malkovich goes above and
beyond with all due respect I discovered
that portal I mean it’s my livelihood
understand it’s my head
Schwartz gets my head I will see you in
court as different characters take
control of his psyche Malkovich shines
in the role he was born to play much of
it Malkovich
Malkovich do you agree with our list
which self portrayal did you enjoy the
most
for more film top 10s published every
day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com bitch
[Music]
thing is easy the fact is a lot just act
naturally this is happening this is
really happening
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10 x
celebrities played themselves in movies
mr. Tyson would like to know why is this
Tiger in your bathroom for this list
we’re looking at those instances in
which there was only one man or women
for the role so if the character they’re
portraying shares their name then
they’re fair game oh my god oh my god so
sorry I’m sure you have others though
oh you think it but oddly enough I don’t
number 10 the entire cast coffee and
cigarettes I think maybe the spark gaps
are too far apart on your spark coil
vibrator unquestionably the most unique
film on this list coffee and cigarettes
features a bevy of celebrities playing
themselves and enjoying the titular
social crutches real caffeine junkie
aren’t you this is key adapted to
natures populated by talented actors
musicians and personalities the film did
well to make us wonder how closely these
celebs represented their own characters
those you’re a serious nono if they’re
just sitting here on the gun you know
smoke do you know enough either a boy
enough of that was enough 25 a big one
oh boy however the standout performances
belonged to Cate Blanchett in a
conversation with her cousin also played
by herself it’s kind of Beckwith dice
Inc and Bill Murray hamming it up with
the wu-tang clan members RZA and GZA
don’t you bill Merry Men
yes but Bill Murray yeah Bill Murray
let’s keep that just between that sorry
number nine Matt Damon and Ben Affleck
Jay and Silent Bob strike back
no but it’s Miramax oh I’m sure it’ll be
Ben Affleck and Matt Damon you know they
put them in a bunch of movies who after
these two good friends starred in Good
Will Hunting Kevin Smith brought them
together once again Good Will Hunting –
hunting seasons scene 16 take five but
this time Chuckie and Will are reduced
to cartoonish action hero versions of
themselves you compare the paycheck okay
in a meta sequence in which Jay and
Silent Bob are watching the filming of
Good Will Hunting – hunting season an
obviously insulting sequel to its
predecessor we get to watch as laughs
and surprises are produced no you
stopped hitting the books with a
vengeance
and now I’ve read shit you haven’t even
heard about yet face facts my friend
you’re just no longer that Good Will
Hunting
oh and that scooby-doo esque dialogue
makes it all the better how do you like
them apples I don’t like the sound of
them apples whoa what are we gonna do
number eight Peter Falk Wings of Desire
only the Standish carry it’s amazing how
little I know about this pond maybe
we’ll discover it during the shoot a man
with unquestionable charisma and such a
unique voice that we could have listened
to him read the phone book for hours
casting Peter Falk as himself in wings
of desire was a stroke of genius bro man
Emil Jannings Kennedy von stauffenberg
hell of a guy in this film it turns out
that the man is actually an angel who
gave up his holy status to instead live
life as a human being I can’t see you
but I know you’re here we can’t think of
a better juxtaposition than tossing the
grizzled Colombo actor into a role like
this buddy
I’m here I wish you were here I wish you
can talk to me cuz I’m a friend number
seven
Stanley Mallrats holy shit
aren’t you Oh Stanley
hi it seems like Kevin Smith just wants
people to be themselves this time
world-renowned comic book writer and
creator stand the man Lee appeared as
himself to give love advice to the comic
book obsessed Brodie it reminds me of an
issue of spider-man I did when Peter
Parker in when Stacy went blonde jury
shopping of course the Green Goblin
showed up and he pumpkin bummed the hell
out of the place relating a few of his
many comic creations to his lost love
Stan comes off as sincere and touching
until it’s revealed that he’s been
recycling lines Sam hi hey you know I
think he bought it yeah yeah I’ve had a
storage giving oh it was the vulture
soliloquy and open the spider-man
anniversary issue love via vulture
tonight from sincerity to hilarity Oh
lots of women Jagger and me we had a
running contest to see you at the most
matter-of-fact last time I looked I was
way ahead damn that’s hot
number six jean-claude Van Damme JCVD I
thought there I go Mecca was embarrassed
about 70 about 70
so even though the boat for a guy who’s
won a Razzie for terrible acting and has
been nominated for another one of his
best ever roles was well playing himself
caboose a coon at one time Van Dam’s own
lawyer acknowledged his clients acting
chops or lack thereof by saying he only
got gigs due to his physical appearance
and capabilities highlighted by an
unblinking monologue recited directly to
the camera the muscles from Brussels
made sure there was no room for Razzies
with his performance in JCVD poco defesa
o.o GZA
madonna mo ever see del monte de fumaça
chosen a shot is lee Paco the lyric twat
again ye watch it double number five
Bill Murray
Zombieland okay I’m gonna teach you a
little something about Bill Murray in a
land lost to the dead Bill Murray’s
acting ability shines as he plays
himself playing a zombie war zone
although his time on screen is short
Murray seems positively gleeful
throughout smoking from a hookah with
Woody Harrelson’s character and
recreating scenes from Ghostbusters Oh
what am i right
see on the other side Pete bill playing
himself is every bit as hilarious as any
character he’s brought to life god damn
I know if he can only bring himself back
to life number four Bob Barker happy
gilmore all right let’s go do my ghetto
bed you want a piece of me giving off
that favorite fun uncle vibe Bob Barker
has gained allegiance from anyone who
spent a day lounging on the couch
watching The Price is Right reruns the
price is wrong bitch however this self
portrayal transformed him into a
competitive jerk who we’d never bet
against again in a fist fight even with
a much younger adversary
are you going to get it Bobby
[Music]
surprisingly spry for a man his age
Barker’s left hook is as effective as it
is hysterical
bitch Thank You bad enough number three
the entire cast this is the end no
problem I can open up on doesn’t open up
on a no stop the bronze medal goes to a
troupe of actors that has produced
comedy gold throughout their careers
Seth Rogen James Franco Jonah Hill and
the others who are trapped in the
mansion grab most of the attention who
took my Kim’s cell phone man but it’s
the against the grain portrayal of
actors like a coked-up Michael Cera
that’s stuck with us the most oh that’s
not cool my glasses Jason we play a game
that no matter who your favorite was in
this laugh-a-minute doomsday comedy the
sum is most definitely greater than its
parts hey so good luck home
it’s Channing Tatum number two Neil
Patrick Harris the Harold and Kumar
franchise excuse me are you Neil Patrick
Harris yep before playing himself in the
stoner comedy series this successful
child actors star had almost faded dude
Doogie Howser MD was like my favorite
show growing up you were my idol yeah
that’s great could we get going I’m
bored as shit back here yeah hard to
believe that the How I Met Your Mother
standout was having a hard time finding
the limelight no you wouldn’t happen to
know how to get on the highway from you
with you dude I don’t even know what I
am right now I was at this party earlier
tonight and some guy hooked me up with
this incredible exim next thing I know
I’m being thrown out of a moving car
I’ve been tripping balls ever since his
uproarious turn as a drugged-out hooker
loving highly erratic version of himself
in these films changed all that and
we’re all the happier for it come on
dudes let’s pick up some trim at a strip
club the duty line always works on
strippers
lap dance before we reveal our top pick
here are some honorable mentions you
think you’re funny don’t you
I know I am the famous comedian I’m
braunschweiger Schwarzenegger just some
tightest it’s my favorite part coming it
right now
[Music]
yeah
Nucor fungi right mr. DeMille I’m ready
for my close-up
final judge
[Music]
great huge of course thank you Peter
yes Mills toddler please Bruce Campbell
something’s brewing at D & D Wow oh she
no it’s not al anymore
it’s doc dunkaccino don’t mind if I do
number one John Malkovich Being John
Malkovich Jesus known for being able to
slip into roles in a variety of film
genres Malkovich played several
different versions of himself fighting
for control in this Spike Jones film you
know and literally I feel like I’m going
crazy charlie to make it funny yet
simultaneously tragic is a tall order
but thanks to his ever adapting acting
capabilities Malkovich goes above and
beyond with all due respect I discovered
that portal I mean it’s my livelihood
understand it’s my head
Schwartz gets my head I will see you in
court as different characters take
control of his psyche Malkovich shines
in the role he was born to play much of
it Malkovich
Malkovich do you agree with our list
which self portrayal did you enjoy the
most
for more film top 10s published every
day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com bitch
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