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Top 10 Celebrities Who Dress Like Homeless People


ladies and gentlemen these celebs are
the innovators and perpetuators of
homeless chic welcome to watchmojo.com
and today we’re counting down our picks
for the top 10 celebrities who dress
like homeless people you’re supposed to
say I look way too hot and can’t leave
the house dressed like this
for this list we’re focusing on wealthy
celebrities that take the concept of
real and Street to a whole new level in
other words we’re looking at those
famous people who seem like they don’t
put that much effort into their everyday
appearances and whose regular style can
be considered unkempt dirty or other
adjectives along those lines for the
record we’re not saying we think they’re
homeless but we understand why people
think they dress like they are how long
did you take you to grow this bit since
the Oscars I’ve been growing this I’m
very attached to it so oh my goodness
number 10 Nick Nolte a funny guy tried
for newspapers call me team funny well
obviously you can’t believe everything
you read
despite a stellar acting career dating
back to the late 70s and early 80s Nick
Nolte has become known in recent years
not for stealing scenes but for his
possible dumpster diving giant erect
phallus sure you may not realize that
Nick Nolte once lit up the screen with
Eddie Murphy you got a name cop just try
Cates come on over talk to you private
but you’ve most definitely experienced
the imagery of drunk Hawaiian shirt
Nolte which preceded the all-out madness
of gray beard Nolte who is a sort of
wannabe Bukowski type character tinged
with a bit of Santa Claus hipster why
would you do this to yourself
number 9 Kanye West did a couple laps in
my home pool and my daughter right there
getting home school I’m blessed this man
is such a damn fashion guru that he
doesn’t give two shifts at Wendy’s about
your ideas of how a homeless person is
supposed to look he did however seem to
embrace the concept of homeless chic for
Yeezy season two in fact easy once
asserted that sweatshirts are important
words that doubtlessly echoed through
fashion houses everywhere Kanye style is
something along the lines of urban knife
attack slash just
and we got to give it to him it’s
certainly an inventive way to
demonstrate your devotion to keeping it
real I told you I said sir I said all I
had to say no more questions about
number eight Russell Brand
if you feel how I feel disillusioned
unsatisfied like a lot of stuff you’re
doing is pointless and there’s no way of
expressing it
you’re right here’s a guy that gives
endless hope to those who crave some
type of revolution the revolution is
coming he’s coming
part of Russell Brand’s appeal has to be
his unique fashion game which reeks of a
modern day hipster trying to play cute
and mildly insane grandpa on the street
other days brand adopts the classic
homeless / hungover Jesus look while
sometimes appearing as if he just left
an alleyway slumber party from hell
but hey he makes it work we are fleshing
Lee Jonathan how can we escape our
primal nature you are more fresh than
most of us and you do seem to have more
trouble escaping your primal nation
number 7 mary-kate and Ashley Olsen can
I help you we’re still not in Kansas
anymore
truly the hipster princesses of homeless
chic these former full house and
direct-to-video starlets have innovated
the Hermit gone for a walk look that’s
become all the rage for wealthy young
entrepreneurs
it typically helps to have a dog nearby
as the little fur ball naturally
strengthens this bizarre form of street
style at the end of the day however
mary-kate and Ashley probably don’t give
a flock of donkeys what you think about
their finger on the pulse style also
known as bohemian bourgeois by the way
so I don’t suppose I could start a tab
tab is for valued customers only thank
you don’t come again number 6 Jared Leto
this case is disgusting we have got to
distance hey when you’re a successful
actor and a successful musician a
certain sense of heightened pretension
will surely take over Jared I three when
you’re Oscar are you gonna cut your hair
right now maybe I should write many of
the afflicted turned to the Jesus beard
and homeless style threads simply in
order to deal with this crazy world of
ours let’s call it the Jim Morrison
effect a strange transformation from
charming sex symbol to sort of a last
man on earth vibe Jared Leto is not
homeless but he does seem to
go out of his way to downplay his bank
account and his good looks with his
wardrobe choices that a good nice job
got a good trim job got pretty good
each turn my boys alright number five
Johnny Depp that’s the weirdest
microphone I’ve ever seen in my life
likely an inspiration for Jared Leto
Johnny Depp also covers up his boyish
charm with somewhat of a Parisian artist
back alley getup
it’s possible that debt believes himself
to be an actual French poet perhaps a
modern day out Sylvain bull that places
more importance on the need for a good
scarf than your opinion of his overall
thrift store game but let’s be honest
Johnny Depp probably doesn’t shop at
your typical indie outlet even so just
plop some type a hipster headgear on
this man and he’ll surely smile you’re
right yeah I don’t know what else to say
number four Keanu Reeves give me
something while Johnny Depp and Jared
Leto
rocked that homeless man appearance our
man Keanu exudes more of oh what just
happened homeless man style this often
makes him look like he’s trying to
figure out where he is and how he got
there perhaps this was the flashpoint
that led Reeves to re-examine his life
and his wardrobe people started to do
funny things with that sad Keanu but
you’re not sad
and well yeah no I’m normal
perhaps it’s why he seemingly committed
himself to a life of modest dumpster
esque clothing complemented by some type
of expensive accessory oh and have you
seen those boots sometimes it seems like
he never leaves home without them number
three Courtney Love
to her credit a rock star experience can
require a lifelong commitment to the
grunge look when is my birthday what day
is it Eric given the raw intensity of
Courtney Love’s tattered clothing game
over the years one may be inclined to
believe that she’s actually looking for
a temporary home and just maybe living
out of a suitcase from the early 90s
that’s how it appears anyway all of a
sudden my elevator door opens and I go
that means you’re a petal lamb oh my god
oh my god oh my god well she’s certainly
an icon of rock it wouldn’t hurt Ms love
to lean more towards the elegantly
wasted homeless look rather than the
blackout wasted kind of style
number two Helena bonham-carter Marla
the big tourist her lie reflected my
life suddenly I felt nothing she’s the
queen of the International artisan
homeless vibe and a legitimately
brilliant British actress that tends to
exude less of a royal facade and more of
that disheveled stepsister who scenes
were cut from the film look oh those are
cool just imagine a Keira Knightley
movie and then imagine her older edgier
long-lost sister that’s the Helena
bonham-carter look oh and she was in a
long-term relationship with Tim Burton a
creative individual who is also
dedicated to expressing himself through
head me down close via the nearest
Salvation Army store or so it would seem
anyway before we unveil our number one
pick here are some honorable mentions
so all my albums are made in different
crappy places that I’ve lived and it’s
nice to to be able to remember every
place that I’ve been I guess I defend
off my house from two psychopath home
invaders that’s really terrible I just
again they Keys ridges is the did I
smoking a joint bottoming his hand
cursing the fact that the liquor stores
closed number one Shia LaBeouf
yesterday you said tomorrow so just do
it make your dreams come true to be a
modern celebrity means a lot of things
but most importantly it means that the
camera is always on nobody seems to
understand this better than mr. Shia
LaBeouf so there’s Shia LaBeouf
leaving jail following a hell of an
evening undeniably talented Shia wants
us to know that he’s talented and while
he may not exactly realize what’s going
on from day to day he damn well knows
how to dress it up low five first of all
the guy can grow an impressive beard and
secondly he knows how to perform for his
audience
oh shit I’m still rapping shit and I’m
still activated I’m still activated shit
accurately it may have taken some time
for Shia to settle into his unique
homeless vibe but we’re proud of his
commitment and his homeless man machismo
for the most part at least when the
seagulls follow the trawler it is
because they think sardines will be
thrown into the sea thank you very much
do you agree with our list which
celebrity do you think dresses like a
perpetual bum cuz it’s the back I saw
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