mommy do I get to help you work
absolutely darling
you can be mommy’s executive assistant
your wanting to carry my briefcase a
mother’s love is unconditional under
most circumstances welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top ten cartoon
moms you’re glad aren’t yours like I’m
all that you have well I hate it and I
hate you
darling Malory Archer you will eat every
last crumb of that sandwich for this
list while you may see some entries from
our top ten cartoon moms from TV list
this time around we’ll be ranking them
based on their terrible parenting skills
and annoying characteristics now there’s
some news ermine pollution we won’t be
seeing any time soon sweetie we’ll also
be including stepmoms and non biological
mothers number ten sheila broslovski
South Park Terrance and Phillip are two
very untalented actors from Canada
nothing but foul language and toilet
humor in every gang of young misfits
there is always one kid’s mom that no
one’s a fan of it seems like right about
the same time every month Cosmo gets a
hamper ass about something and I always
end up getting screwed by it mrs.
Broflovski is notorious for putting an
end to anything the children of South
Park find remotely fun making her the
town’s designated buzzkill meet you
walked over your aisle
that is enough I’ve been reading up on
your poor nurses condition and it is
nothing to be made fun of her tolerance
for anything inappropriate is at an
all-time low and she isn’t scared to use
protests or the legal system to make
sure her voice is heard we will watch to
the network and protest until our
demands are match New York here we come
Sheila isn’t one for negotiation and her
overprotectiveness
is what likely leads her son Kyle to
distance himself from her damn it Kyle
we’ve been working all week against that
kind of behavior sorry dude we were here
number nine
mrs. Turner The Fairly OddParents
honestly Jimmy someday you’re going to
have to grow up you’re not a baby
anymore you know most mothers are known
to be highly wary of who they let
babysit their kids
that is when they managed to remember
their kids even exists well we are off
to read bedtime stories to
underprivileged confused dolphins
however this does not seem to be the
case for young Timmy Turner as whenever
his parents leave he’s left in the care
of his maniacal babysitter Vicky ha
not without hay that’s why we had Vicky
come over mrs. Turner’s acts of
negligence are largely due to her
oblivious behavior yet she does nothing
to make up for her overall lack of
parenting skills mom it’s me Timmy
honey it’s some old guy calling me from
jail he says he’s Timmy
Timmy’s cries for help usually go
ignored which forces him instead to take
solace in his fairy godparents which
we’re sure he’s oh so glad to have did
you see what a cool adult I’m gonna be
but I only got that way because my
parents raised me right
number eight Margaret Peggy J platter
Hill king of the hill they’re auctioning
off Bill’s old barber equipment today
and he’s absolutely heartbroken and oh
and it’s all your fault try and look
surprised
while some mothers support the household
this one tends to believe that she is
the household you can help me pick out
my new haircut mom we’ll talk about it
over chocolate milk chocolate milk oh no
you’re much too big a boy for chocolate
milk Peggy Hills egotism seems to
transcend her family and has spread to
the entire town of Arlen so really what
you’re saying is I will be helping
create a better world for men and women
I’d be like Rosa Parks her tendency to
overvalue herself and her role in the
community frequently causes her family
mild embarrassment and endless
frustration we need a distraction
Braham her car with your truck then get
into one of those high-speed chases this
attitude is strongly linked to the
unpleasant upbringing Peggy had with her
own mother I did not have feelings for
him mom no one asked you to we were
trying to run a ranch not a feelings
factory number seven mother Gothel
tangled oh great
no I’m the bad guy in the absence of her
real mother rapunzel turned to this
Wicked Witch to help fill the void
though she’s led to believe that Gothel
is her actual mother we go
–home Rapunzel now you don’t understand
I’ve been on this incredible journey and
I’ve seen and learned so much in reality
Mother Gothel kidnapped Rapunzel at a
very young age to secure the magic of
the young girl’s hair to retain her own
youth and beauty call me mother
keeping Rapunzel locked away in a tower
Gothel believes she’s able to live out
eternity in youthful bliss all the while
betraying the princesses trust Rapunzel
often excuses gothel’s
overprotectiveness and jealousy because
of a false sense of motherly love but
she eventually learns the truth I am the
lost princess aren’t I did I mumble
mother or should I even call you that
number six
Pamela Manson Danny Phantom nothing
could ruin this for me
parents of avignon we urge you to bully
cop there’s more of an assault on the
morals of our children not all mothers
can just accept you for who you are
unable to put up with her daughter’s
disdain for conformity and any color
other than black Pamela Manson attempts
to force Sam into her own image
Sam sweetie I thought maybe we kind of
mix it up a little with the Wardrobe
today aside from their vast wealth
Pamela believes it’s unbecoming for her
daughter to represent their family the
way she does which consequently forces
Sam to rebel even more Sam
shouldn’t you be in detention um Lancer
let us out
she also highly disapproves of her best
friend Danny Fenton as they’ve
established a rivalry with his family
what have you heard my parents reek that
cut rocks number five
Agnes Skinner The Simpsons terrible
Seymour you’re a disgrace to frozen
water there are some moms who just don’t
know when to let their sons leave the
nest
mother no
watching me what’s that mother well they
have a right to be here
Seymour Skinner is seen still living
with his mother with whom he shares a
very unhealthy relationship same our did
you use my wig glue to pack your shoes
again I tied them together with used
dental floss as per your memo their
various arguments have ranged from who
he’s dating to how he doesn’t show her
enough attention yo start a car as well
as you start a family
Agnes refuses to treat her middle aged
son like the adult he is which causes
him to despise her company their rocky
family affair has been present ever
since Seymour was a child and is often
attributed to his birth denying her a
career as an Olympic gold medalist a
whole nine-months see Maura just laid
there like a lump
then this prenatal nitwit decides to do
his Rockettes impression mm huh number
four Malory Archer Archer buzzer Oh
Nicolo son why did he just call me son
Nikolai what is this you mean besides
incredibly awkward having your mother be
the CEO of an international spy agency
can be tough but working for said mother
can make things even tougher and I just
assume I don’t want to know what’s on
that don’t worry nosey Parker you won’t
but it’s a lot more interesting in my
afternoon you think that Duke had never
been with a woman before would vomit too
tired Sterling’s convoluted childhood
drama with Mallory has followed them to
the office meaning that not only is her
son subject to her unpleasantries but so
are the rest of the employees of the
International Secret Intelligence
Service you two owe me an apology
who what not believing me how about for
you dragging us into your SNM dildo sex
murder freak show due to her early
espionage career
Mallory’s mothering to the young
Sterling was heavily limited um hit me
busting and now all the candy is
Mother’s cuz crybaby hit us 17 again and
he often blames this for his unsavory
lifestyle she’s best described as vain
inconsiderate and a possible alcoholic
which
Ronna CLE begins to explain a lot oh my
god did you hear that what do you think
it is emigrants that’s how they do you
know just drive around listening to raps
and shooting all the jobs number three
misses months The Simpsons I didn’t give
your son charity I gave them self
respect self-respect huh-uh honor he
came home with this vest all buttoned
like he was somebody negligence is one
of the causes of most of the world’s
miserable children and this mother is a
living proof and you really are into me
huh where are you some kind of talking
dog her son Nelson Muntz might be the
best example of a kid with some serious
mommy issues well I better get going the
missus is cooking meatloaf tonight my
mom misses months from a very early age
mrs. Munts let her son to believe that
his father’s departure was his fault he
didn’t leave he went to the store and
when he comes back I’ll waive those pop
guards right in your face apart from her
smoking and alcohol issues mrs. Munts
has held a number of unfavorable jobs
ranging from stripper to waitress at
Hooters allowing her to adopt the
persona of town whore hey Nelson
say hello to moe he said he’d take you
camping sometime hi shad I’m Ike number
two lady tremaine Cinderella was
Cinderella y’all not ready child
I’m not going not go when in doubt blame
it on the stepchild
please wait may I try it on Oh pay no
attention to uh huh only Cinderella got
away from the kids it’s ridiculous also
known as the wicked stepmother Lady
Tremaine harsh treatment of Cinderella
stems from her overwhelming jealousy of
her stepdaughters superior grace and
beauty above those of her own biological
daughters after all I’m still a member
of the family and it’s
us by Royal Command every eligible
maiden is to attend yes so it doesn’t in
fear that she may one day recognize this
lady tremaine keep Cinderella’s self
esteem low at all times dresses her in
old garbs and subjects her to housework
oh yes
and the tapestries and the draperies but
I just filled them again but she’s not
so great to her own kids either her hope
to one day marry off her daughters into
a rich family supersedes her hope for
them to one day find true love and
happiness mother do you realize what you
just said of course I said if oh yeah
before we unveil our number one pick
here are some honorable mentions you
were going to sing the lollipop song but
I don’t feel like singing nobody gives a
damn what you feel you’ve got an
audience out there and they want to hear
you sing now you want your mommy to love
you yes and come come out and play come
out and play unless you were the last
man on earth goodbye my parents were
expecting a brand-new baby girl my
mother spent months knitting pretty
dresses unfortunately the baby turned
out to be a boy and because we were out
of material I was forced to wear those
same dresses no uh-huh
Hey yeah ain’t gonna touch my front but
as I get one aims for poor radio things
with the ear bud number one mom Futurama
can I wear your fat suit knowing there
put that down Oh
raising your kids can be really tedious
when you’re plotting to take over the
world a single drop of the anchovies
natural oil would lubricate 10 robots
permanently Wow it’s a shame he went
extinct no it isn’t shut your filthy
clam in the public’s eye Carol comes
across as the caring and nurturing
mother you never had so much so the
cheese convinced the whole world to
refer to her as such and remember mom’s
oil is made with 10%
more love than the next leading brand
however her three sons have grown to
know better mom is the CEO and owner of
mom Corp a worldwide conglomerate that
manufactures most of the Earth’s robots
jerkwad robots make me sick to my ass
her bitter and cynical attitude is
largely attributed to the break-up she’s
had with Professor Farnsworth in the
past perhaps I’ll breathe some sort of
albino shouting gorilla get out of my
house you lying scum bile but even
that’s not enough of an excuse for her
evil nature and lack of empathy I live
in a dumpster all I have in the world is
this coupon for one free session at the
tanning salon Oh John that’s really all
you have then I’ll take it do you agree
with our list
what cartoon mother do you think is the
worst what do you think he’s watching
well whatever it is it smartly written
well-thought-out and highly educational
for more entertaining top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com
absolutely darling
you can be mommy’s executive assistant
your wanting to carry my briefcase a
mother’s love is unconditional under
most circumstances welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top ten cartoon
moms you’re glad aren’t yours like I’m
all that you have well I hate it and I
hate you
darling Malory Archer you will eat every
last crumb of that sandwich for this
list while you may see some entries from
our top ten cartoon moms from TV list
this time around we’ll be ranking them
based on their terrible parenting skills
and annoying characteristics now there’s
some news ermine pollution we won’t be
seeing any time soon sweetie we’ll also
be including stepmoms and non biological
mothers number ten sheila broslovski
South Park Terrance and Phillip are two
very untalented actors from Canada
nothing but foul language and toilet
humor in every gang of young misfits
there is always one kid’s mom that no
one’s a fan of it seems like right about
the same time every month Cosmo gets a
hamper ass about something and I always
end up getting screwed by it mrs.
Broflovski is notorious for putting an
end to anything the children of South
Park find remotely fun making her the
town’s designated buzzkill meet you
walked over your aisle
that is enough I’ve been reading up on
your poor nurses condition and it is
nothing to be made fun of her tolerance
for anything inappropriate is at an
all-time low and she isn’t scared to use
protests or the legal system to make
sure her voice is heard we will watch to
the network and protest until our
demands are match New York here we come
Sheila isn’t one for negotiation and her
overprotectiveness
is what likely leads her son Kyle to
distance himself from her damn it Kyle
we’ve been working all week against that
kind of behavior sorry dude we were here
number nine
mrs. Turner The Fairly OddParents
honestly Jimmy someday you’re going to
have to grow up you’re not a baby
anymore you know most mothers are known
to be highly wary of who they let
babysit their kids
that is when they managed to remember
their kids even exists well we are off
to read bedtime stories to
underprivileged confused dolphins
however this does not seem to be the
case for young Timmy Turner as whenever
his parents leave he’s left in the care
of his maniacal babysitter Vicky ha
not without hay that’s why we had Vicky
come over mrs. Turner’s acts of
negligence are largely due to her
oblivious behavior yet she does nothing
to make up for her overall lack of
parenting skills mom it’s me Timmy
honey it’s some old guy calling me from
jail he says he’s Timmy
Timmy’s cries for help usually go
ignored which forces him instead to take
solace in his fairy godparents which
we’re sure he’s oh so glad to have did
you see what a cool adult I’m gonna be
but I only got that way because my
parents raised me right
number eight Margaret Peggy J platter
Hill king of the hill they’re auctioning
off Bill’s old barber equipment today
and he’s absolutely heartbroken and oh
and it’s all your fault try and look
surprised
while some mothers support the household
this one tends to believe that she is
the household you can help me pick out
my new haircut mom we’ll talk about it
over chocolate milk chocolate milk oh no
you’re much too big a boy for chocolate
milk Peggy Hills egotism seems to
transcend her family and has spread to
the entire town of Arlen so really what
you’re saying is I will be helping
create a better world for men and women
I’d be like Rosa Parks her tendency to
overvalue herself and her role in the
community frequently causes her family
mild embarrassment and endless
frustration we need a distraction
Braham her car with your truck then get
into one of those high-speed chases this
attitude is strongly linked to the
unpleasant upbringing Peggy had with her
own mother I did not have feelings for
him mom no one asked you to we were
trying to run a ranch not a feelings
factory number seven mother Gothel
tangled oh great
no I’m the bad guy in the absence of her
real mother rapunzel turned to this
Wicked Witch to help fill the void
though she’s led to believe that Gothel
is her actual mother we go
–home Rapunzel now you don’t understand
I’ve been on this incredible journey and
I’ve seen and learned so much in reality
Mother Gothel kidnapped Rapunzel at a
very young age to secure the magic of
the young girl’s hair to retain her own
youth and beauty call me mother
keeping Rapunzel locked away in a tower
Gothel believes she’s able to live out
eternity in youthful bliss all the while
betraying the princesses trust Rapunzel
often excuses gothel’s
overprotectiveness and jealousy because
of a false sense of motherly love but
she eventually learns the truth I am the
lost princess aren’t I did I mumble
mother or should I even call you that
number six
Pamela Manson Danny Phantom nothing
could ruin this for me
parents of avignon we urge you to bully
cop there’s more of an assault on the
morals of our children not all mothers
can just accept you for who you are
unable to put up with her daughter’s
disdain for conformity and any color
other than black Pamela Manson attempts
to force Sam into her own image
Sam sweetie I thought maybe we kind of
mix it up a little with the Wardrobe
today aside from their vast wealth
Pamela believes it’s unbecoming for her
daughter to represent their family the
way she does which consequently forces
Sam to rebel even more Sam
shouldn’t you be in detention um Lancer
let us out
she also highly disapproves of her best
friend Danny Fenton as they’ve
established a rivalry with his family
what have you heard my parents reek that
cut rocks number five
Agnes Skinner The Simpsons terrible
Seymour you’re a disgrace to frozen
water there are some moms who just don’t
know when to let their sons leave the
nest
mother no
watching me what’s that mother well they
have a right to be here
Seymour Skinner is seen still living
with his mother with whom he shares a
very unhealthy relationship same our did
you use my wig glue to pack your shoes
again I tied them together with used
dental floss as per your memo their
various arguments have ranged from who
he’s dating to how he doesn’t show her
enough attention yo start a car as well
as you start a family
Agnes refuses to treat her middle aged
son like the adult he is which causes
him to despise her company their rocky
family affair has been present ever
since Seymour was a child and is often
attributed to his birth denying her a
career as an Olympic gold medalist a
whole nine-months see Maura just laid
there like a lump
then this prenatal nitwit decides to do
his Rockettes impression mm huh number
four Malory Archer Archer buzzer Oh
Nicolo son why did he just call me son
Nikolai what is this you mean besides
incredibly awkward having your mother be
the CEO of an international spy agency
can be tough but working for said mother
can make things even tougher and I just
assume I don’t want to know what’s on
that don’t worry nosey Parker you won’t
but it’s a lot more interesting in my
afternoon you think that Duke had never
been with a woman before would vomit too
tired Sterling’s convoluted childhood
drama with Mallory has followed them to
the office meaning that not only is her
son subject to her unpleasantries but so
are the rest of the employees of the
International Secret Intelligence
Service you two owe me an apology
who what not believing me how about for
you dragging us into your SNM dildo sex
murder freak show due to her early
espionage career
Mallory’s mothering to the young
Sterling was heavily limited um hit me
busting and now all the candy is
Mother’s cuz crybaby hit us 17 again and
he often blames this for his unsavory
lifestyle she’s best described as vain
inconsiderate and a possible alcoholic
which
Ronna CLE begins to explain a lot oh my
god did you hear that what do you think
it is emigrants that’s how they do you
know just drive around listening to raps
and shooting all the jobs number three
misses months The Simpsons I didn’t give
your son charity I gave them self
respect self-respect huh-uh honor he
came home with this vest all buttoned
like he was somebody negligence is one
of the causes of most of the world’s
miserable children and this mother is a
living proof and you really are into me
huh where are you some kind of talking
dog her son Nelson Muntz might be the
best example of a kid with some serious
mommy issues well I better get going the
missus is cooking meatloaf tonight my
mom misses months from a very early age
mrs. Munts let her son to believe that
his father’s departure was his fault he
didn’t leave he went to the store and
when he comes back I’ll waive those pop
guards right in your face apart from her
smoking and alcohol issues mrs. Munts
has held a number of unfavorable jobs
ranging from stripper to waitress at
Hooters allowing her to adopt the
persona of town whore hey Nelson
say hello to moe he said he’d take you
camping sometime hi shad I’m Ike number
two lady tremaine Cinderella was
Cinderella y’all not ready child
I’m not going not go when in doubt blame
it on the stepchild
please wait may I try it on Oh pay no
attention to uh huh only Cinderella got
away from the kids it’s ridiculous also
known as the wicked stepmother Lady
Tremaine harsh treatment of Cinderella
stems from her overwhelming jealousy of
her stepdaughters superior grace and
beauty above those of her own biological
daughters after all I’m still a member
of the family and it’s
us by Royal Command every eligible
maiden is to attend yes so it doesn’t in
fear that she may one day recognize this
lady tremaine keep Cinderella’s self
esteem low at all times dresses her in
old garbs and subjects her to housework
oh yes
and the tapestries and the draperies but
I just filled them again but she’s not
so great to her own kids either her hope
to one day marry off her daughters into
a rich family supersedes her hope for
them to one day find true love and
happiness mother do you realize what you
just said of course I said if oh yeah
before we unveil our number one pick
here are some honorable mentions you
were going to sing the lollipop song but
I don’t feel like singing nobody gives a
damn what you feel you’ve got an
audience out there and they want to hear
you sing now you want your mommy to love
you yes and come come out and play come
out and play unless you were the last
man on earth goodbye my parents were
expecting a brand-new baby girl my
mother spent months knitting pretty
dresses unfortunately the baby turned
out to be a boy and because we were out
of material I was forced to wear those
same dresses no uh-huh
Hey yeah ain’t gonna touch my front but
as I get one aims for poor radio things
with the ear bud number one mom Futurama
can I wear your fat suit knowing there
put that down Oh
raising your kids can be really tedious
when you’re plotting to take over the
world a single drop of the anchovies
natural oil would lubricate 10 robots
permanently Wow it’s a shame he went
extinct no it isn’t shut your filthy
clam in the public’s eye Carol comes
across as the caring and nurturing
mother you never had so much so the
cheese convinced the whole world to
refer to her as such and remember mom’s
oil is made with 10%
more love than the next leading brand
however her three sons have grown to
know better mom is the CEO and owner of
mom Corp a worldwide conglomerate that
manufactures most of the Earth’s robots
jerkwad robots make me sick to my ass
her bitter and cynical attitude is
largely attributed to the break-up she’s
had with Professor Farnsworth in the
past perhaps I’ll breathe some sort of
albino shouting gorilla get out of my
house you lying scum bile but even
that’s not enough of an excuse for her
evil nature and lack of empathy I live
in a dumpster all I have in the world is
this coupon for one free session at the
tanning salon Oh John that’s really all
you have then I’ll take it do you agree
with our list
what cartoon mother do you think is the
worst what do you think he’s watching
well whatever it is it smartly written
well-thought-out and highly educational
for more entertaining top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com
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