they never Welch on a button B man drank
it you go to bed when it comes to
parenting these guys are completely
hopeless mm-hmm good night hey hey hey
go welcome to watchmojo.com and today
we’re counting down our picks for the
top 10 cartoon dads you’re glad aren’t
yours
what hope could it be a charm travel
disease eager for this list make no
mistake
while our cartoon dads from TV list
focused on iconic fathers this time
around we will highlight the ones you’re
glad aren’t raising you what’s gay well
the cake does look good it’s made of
cardboard number 10
Trigon the terrible Teen Titans I’m a
portal but Raven why you because Trigon
is my father while some people can say
they have bad fathers not everyone can
relate to one that threatened the fate
of the universe you were born so I could
rule the earth what if I don’t let you
what if I don’t become the portal it is
not your place to tell me what to do
later on in this animated series it’s
revealed that Trigon is the real father
of Teen Titan member Raven and it’s safe
to say they haven’t seen eye-to-eye on a
majority of issues ever since she was
born we think it wise to attack me when
I gather my strength but as you can see
not even a fair way of blessing from my
daughter can help you because
the omnipotent demon king possesses
absolutely no empathy and seeks to
conquer earth in spite of his own
daughters vowed to protect it perhaps
the only thing Raven inherited from dear
old dad is his powerful demonic power
which also prevents him from besting her
in combat they have created me
but you were never my father number nine
Robert Big Bob Pataki hey Arnold ready
ready
the king of big Bob’s beepers has two
daughters however the way that he raves
about his eldest child would lead most
to believe he only has one and that’s
when I won the lunch drama award always
a winner just like I taught her when not
absorbed in his chain of beeper
emporiums Big Bob can be seen blatantly
favoring Olga over his younger and
lesser achieving daughter Helga maybe
you’ll have a chance to bond with Helga
like you have with Olga on with Helga
this has resulted in Helga adopting a
rebellious and even resentful attitude
toward her father and has also driven a
wedge between her and her big sister oh
oh oh she’s beautiful
and bro and papi are big deal number
eight mr. Krabs
SpongeBob SquarePants I had so many new
ideas they could smell the money already
most dads couldn’t put a price on the
happiness of their daughters but this
crustacean isn’t like most dads we 20
you lucky lubbers was to take me lovely
daughter pearl to the prom there happens
to be nothing in the 70s that mr. Krabs
enjoys more than money which can often
pose a problem to Pearl
you’ve ruined all my birthday parties
but you better not ruin this one now
promise me you won’t be cheap I promise
despite the fact that she’s his one and
only daughter mr. Krabs can’t bring
himself to sacrifice a dime for her and
will obtain the crudest substitute for
her many requests here take spongebob
pass the fry cook do you know what that
would do to my complexion people will
mistake me for a planetarium but as the
owner of the Krusty Krab is also unable
to see pearl disappointed mr. Krabs will
often send his own employees as
scapegoats in attempts to take the heat
off of him while I plan the party I want
you to buy pearls present here you go
boy number seven
Randy Marsh South Park what are you
doing
dad Stanley I think it’s best you live
with Kyle from now on his dad is better
than me you don’t get to be this
father’s age without learning a thing or
two about being a good dad
or how to at least try and fail at it
completely Randy I can’t get my email to
open everyone just calm down calm down
all right
it’s going to be okay we just can’t
panic
Ready’s higher education in geology with
late most to believe he’s an insightful
fellow however his alcoholism among his
many other addictions has turned him
into the town idiot sorry pal but
Obama’s president now Obama Obama Oh
Stan and Shelly
Randy’s two children often get fed up
with their father’s half-baked schemes
but are usually too sympathetic to call
him out on them for what arresting me
for what I’m gonna have to stand up for
myself
I thought this was America huh is this
America number six
Homer Simpson The Simpsons dad I admit I
have some problems but drugs aren’t the
answer you little unfortunately for this
cartoon dad you don’t get an A for
simply showing up looks like you lost
patience duck yeah oh boy Homer can be
described as a very simple man with a
less than stellar childhood which he
often cites as the cause for his own
poor parenting skills we’re so glad
you’re here Bart’s really acting funny
Ray J bunny roj bunny when he’s not at
work or sitting on the couch with a cold
one he’s incredibly lost when trying to
effectively communicate with his kids no
let’s forget all about your acting why
don’t you just come down and have some
taffy
nice try Homer Homer often employs harsh
disciplinary actions against his misfit
of a son Bart easy no way supportive of
his daughter Lisa’s mental gifts and
we’re still not sure if he even knows of
his infant Maggie’s existence uh did you
hear that
she said burl at number five Martin
Adventure Time dude I found out my human
dad is still alive whoa what being
separated from your father at birth can
be tough but it can be even tougher once
you find out why Finn’s your son you
came a long way to meet you son
oh hey good for you kid with his true
father’s identity a mystery to him for
most of his life Finn finally receives
the opportunity to rescue Martin
Martin’s from the Citadel you must go to
the Citadel that’s where your father is
Josh was not alive me and Jake buried
him behind the back Joshua your other
dad death is human
what however upon coming face to face
with his long-lost son Martin displays
no signs of happiness though he does
show plenty of signs of relief about
escaping animal I plan do it for your
old man
a truly selfish and uncaring guy the
truth is soon revealed Martin never lost
Finn to begin with he actually abandoned
him in the woods after which his son was
later found and raised by Joshua who
pushed Finn and his adoptive brother
Jake to fight when they needed to it was
a long time ago who knows like maybe you
left me
hmm but hey daddy’s back number four
sterling Archer Archer who is that hi
this is Seamus mcgoon no Seamus sterling
what mcgoun Archer why is that who named
like me why do you think I’m asking you
why because he’s your son you colossal
idiot international spies often don’t
received out of the Year awards and
sterling Malory Archer is proof of this
whoo Wow Trinette that was amazing yeah
well you know wait what wait a minute
you liar this ain’t a condom wrapper
it’s from a frickin candy bar so
sometimes I can treat myself well
sometimes I like to argue late well I
gotta sleep so do it somewhere else
money’s on the dresser after going to
great lengths to avoid custody of an
illegitimate child
Archer soon finds himself attached to
the wee baby Seamus who is later
revealed to not have even been his to
begin with
due to his basically parentless
childhood archers ideas on how to raise
a child are a bit skewed as he treats
the baby as one of his best buds rather
than a son
despite Seamus still being in infancy
Archer finds little – nothing wrong with
getting his son a tattoo or even feeding
him alcohol Oh
you can’t tattoo a frickin baby that’s
what the tattoo guy said number three
dr. Thaddeus ST venture The Venture
Brothers boys for the last time stop
Brock is trying to drive going on
adventures across the world as a super
scientist can be fun but it doesn’t
necessarily make for a safe and
productive environment if you’re
traveling with your twin boys okay Hank
you were taking this way too well gee
dad we’ve seen a lot of strange stuff
over the years last week we’re fighting
a giant dinosaur granted but I wasn’t
the dinosaur can’t you see where this is
maybe different unable to escape the
long shadow cast by his father dr. Jonas
venture rusty engulfs himself in his
scientific research look if you have a
clumsy child you make it wear a helmet
if you have death prone children you
keep a few clones of them in your lab
the devil’s there half-formed ears must
be burning he neglects his two sons Hank
and Dean much like his father did to him
dr. ventures ability to replace his sons
after they’ve died contributes to his
apathy towards them with his lack of
supervision often resulting in their
deaths
you
number two the fire lord ozai Avatar The
Last Airbender dad’s going to kill you
really he is ha ha Soula nice try fine
don’t believe me but I heard everything
there’s tough love and then there’s just
being a horrible father rise and fight
Prince Zuko I won’t bite you you will
learn respect and suffering will be your
teacher
Ozai subjected both his son Zuko and
daughter Azula to a cool and harsh
upbringing in the hopes that one of them
would one day succeed him as Fire Lord
you have been away for a long time let’s
see the weight of your travels has
changed you you have redeemed yourself
my son
as Azula harbored some of the same
sadistic properties as her father she
soon became highly favored while Zuko
became horribly disfigured and was
banished from the Fire clan
Azula would soon recognize the evil in
her father’s ways though as his lack of
compassion or approval later caused her
to go completely mad you miscalculated
you should’ve feared me more before we
unveil our top pick here are a few
honorable mentions what happened here I
noted your trophy with heat vision where
did you get heat vision Internet oh he’s
good I won this trophy 30 years ago when
I was your age and you were melted it
I’m so mad
come here to make peace that you come
Ecosse me that’s it Rizza clear war I’m
sorry he’s probably not used to drinking
so much tea what the hell you know about
romance Claire Risa you mean with what
fan women your whole life I pledge it
over 500 ladies mutter and one guy I
can’t believe you chose a life of crime
over the most precious jewel of all a
son’s love hold on a second hello French
Riviera yes can I buy a Chateau with my
son’s lovely yes yes we all know the bit
sorry dad there are no accidents you’ve
done nothing but whine like a lady in a
flowery sissy skirt and attractive high
heels about my drinking since we got
here number one Peter Griffin
Family Guy I just hate being around a
kid what if a grown man must regularly
be fathered himself it’s safe to say he
shouldn’t have any kids of his own I got
a makeover dad don’t I look great
Oh Meg honey I always thought you were
beautiful Chester widget ha ha ha Oh God
couldn’t do that with a straight face
welcome to the family sweet ad Chris go
burn all Meg’s old pictures Peter’s
incompetence may only be matched by his
carelessness making his own wife
untrusting of his supervision over her
kids now you what I’ll get us started
ha that feels it feels better you sure
that stuff is OK
all I know is the guys who made it a
dead unlike his father-in-law Carter
Pewterschmidt
Peter doesn’t have the means to buy his
children’s affection and
even admitted to not having any interest
in them don’t you just sometimes wish
they’d run away or get kidnapped and be
made to work in a temple of doom Nene
Nene how can you even say that whenever
he isn’t ignoring his kids Peter is
regularly seen tormenting or insulting
them which is a fate that more often
than not falls on his least-favorite Meg
you can’t give up sex you’ve got a
responsibility
you see Meg you know what they call a
practice girl do you agree with our list
well the welcome mats that let’s see who
comes a-knockin what cartoon dad do you
think is the worst Oh smart Oh sneer
thank you thank you well how was I coach
brilliant
stunning captivating ooh for more
entertaining top 10s published every day
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com up
yeah that’s my dad oh yeah
it you go to bed when it comes to
parenting these guys are completely
hopeless mm-hmm good night hey hey hey
go welcome to watchmojo.com and today
we’re counting down our picks for the
top 10 cartoon dads you’re glad aren’t
yours
what hope could it be a charm travel
disease eager for this list make no
mistake
while our cartoon dads from TV list
focused on iconic fathers this time
around we will highlight the ones you’re
glad aren’t raising you what’s gay well
the cake does look good it’s made of
cardboard number 10
Trigon the terrible Teen Titans I’m a
portal but Raven why you because Trigon
is my father while some people can say
they have bad fathers not everyone can
relate to one that threatened the fate
of the universe you were born so I could
rule the earth what if I don’t let you
what if I don’t become the portal it is
not your place to tell me what to do
later on in this animated series it’s
revealed that Trigon is the real father
of Teen Titan member Raven and it’s safe
to say they haven’t seen eye-to-eye on a
majority of issues ever since she was
born we think it wise to attack me when
I gather my strength but as you can see
not even a fair way of blessing from my
daughter can help you because
the omnipotent demon king possesses
absolutely no empathy and seeks to
conquer earth in spite of his own
daughters vowed to protect it perhaps
the only thing Raven inherited from dear
old dad is his powerful demonic power
which also prevents him from besting her
in combat they have created me
but you were never my father number nine
Robert Big Bob Pataki hey Arnold ready
ready
the king of big Bob’s beepers has two
daughters however the way that he raves
about his eldest child would lead most
to believe he only has one and that’s
when I won the lunch drama award always
a winner just like I taught her when not
absorbed in his chain of beeper
emporiums Big Bob can be seen blatantly
favoring Olga over his younger and
lesser achieving daughter Helga maybe
you’ll have a chance to bond with Helga
like you have with Olga on with Helga
this has resulted in Helga adopting a
rebellious and even resentful attitude
toward her father and has also driven a
wedge between her and her big sister oh
oh oh she’s beautiful
and bro and papi are big deal number
eight mr. Krabs
SpongeBob SquarePants I had so many new
ideas they could smell the money already
most dads couldn’t put a price on the
happiness of their daughters but this
crustacean isn’t like most dads we 20
you lucky lubbers was to take me lovely
daughter pearl to the prom there happens
to be nothing in the 70s that mr. Krabs
enjoys more than money which can often
pose a problem to Pearl
you’ve ruined all my birthday parties
but you better not ruin this one now
promise me you won’t be cheap I promise
despite the fact that she’s his one and
only daughter mr. Krabs can’t bring
himself to sacrifice a dime for her and
will obtain the crudest substitute for
her many requests here take spongebob
pass the fry cook do you know what that
would do to my complexion people will
mistake me for a planetarium but as the
owner of the Krusty Krab is also unable
to see pearl disappointed mr. Krabs will
often send his own employees as
scapegoats in attempts to take the heat
off of him while I plan the party I want
you to buy pearls present here you go
boy number seven
Randy Marsh South Park what are you
doing
dad Stanley I think it’s best you live
with Kyle from now on his dad is better
than me you don’t get to be this
father’s age without learning a thing or
two about being a good dad
or how to at least try and fail at it
completely Randy I can’t get my email to
open everyone just calm down calm down
all right
it’s going to be okay we just can’t
panic
Ready’s higher education in geology with
late most to believe he’s an insightful
fellow however his alcoholism among his
many other addictions has turned him
into the town idiot sorry pal but
Obama’s president now Obama Obama Oh
Stan and Shelly
Randy’s two children often get fed up
with their father’s half-baked schemes
but are usually too sympathetic to call
him out on them for what arresting me
for what I’m gonna have to stand up for
myself
I thought this was America huh is this
America number six
Homer Simpson The Simpsons dad I admit I
have some problems but drugs aren’t the
answer you little unfortunately for this
cartoon dad you don’t get an A for
simply showing up looks like you lost
patience duck yeah oh boy Homer can be
described as a very simple man with a
less than stellar childhood which he
often cites as the cause for his own
poor parenting skills we’re so glad
you’re here Bart’s really acting funny
Ray J bunny roj bunny when he’s not at
work or sitting on the couch with a cold
one he’s incredibly lost when trying to
effectively communicate with his kids no
let’s forget all about your acting why
don’t you just come down and have some
taffy
nice try Homer Homer often employs harsh
disciplinary actions against his misfit
of a son Bart easy no way supportive of
his daughter Lisa’s mental gifts and
we’re still not sure if he even knows of
his infant Maggie’s existence uh did you
hear that
she said burl at number five Martin
Adventure Time dude I found out my human
dad is still alive whoa what being
separated from your father at birth can
be tough but it can be even tougher once
you find out why Finn’s your son you
came a long way to meet you son
oh hey good for you kid with his true
father’s identity a mystery to him for
most of his life Finn finally receives
the opportunity to rescue Martin
Martin’s from the Citadel you must go to
the Citadel that’s where your father is
Josh was not alive me and Jake buried
him behind the back Joshua your other
dad death is human
what however upon coming face to face
with his long-lost son Martin displays
no signs of happiness though he does
show plenty of signs of relief about
escaping animal I plan do it for your
old man
a truly selfish and uncaring guy the
truth is soon revealed Martin never lost
Finn to begin with he actually abandoned
him in the woods after which his son was
later found and raised by Joshua who
pushed Finn and his adoptive brother
Jake to fight when they needed to it was
a long time ago who knows like maybe you
left me
hmm but hey daddy’s back number four
sterling Archer Archer who is that hi
this is Seamus mcgoon no Seamus sterling
what mcgoun Archer why is that who named
like me why do you think I’m asking you
why because he’s your son you colossal
idiot international spies often don’t
received out of the Year awards and
sterling Malory Archer is proof of this
whoo Wow Trinette that was amazing yeah
well you know wait what wait a minute
you liar this ain’t a condom wrapper
it’s from a frickin candy bar so
sometimes I can treat myself well
sometimes I like to argue late well I
gotta sleep so do it somewhere else
money’s on the dresser after going to
great lengths to avoid custody of an
illegitimate child
Archer soon finds himself attached to
the wee baby Seamus who is later
revealed to not have even been his to
begin with
due to his basically parentless
childhood archers ideas on how to raise
a child are a bit skewed as he treats
the baby as one of his best buds rather
than a son
despite Seamus still being in infancy
Archer finds little – nothing wrong with
getting his son a tattoo or even feeding
him alcohol Oh
you can’t tattoo a frickin baby that’s
what the tattoo guy said number three
dr. Thaddeus ST venture The Venture
Brothers boys for the last time stop
Brock is trying to drive going on
adventures across the world as a super
scientist can be fun but it doesn’t
necessarily make for a safe and
productive environment if you’re
traveling with your twin boys okay Hank
you were taking this way too well gee
dad we’ve seen a lot of strange stuff
over the years last week we’re fighting
a giant dinosaur granted but I wasn’t
the dinosaur can’t you see where this is
maybe different unable to escape the
long shadow cast by his father dr. Jonas
venture rusty engulfs himself in his
scientific research look if you have a
clumsy child you make it wear a helmet
if you have death prone children you
keep a few clones of them in your lab
the devil’s there half-formed ears must
be burning he neglects his two sons Hank
and Dean much like his father did to him
dr. ventures ability to replace his sons
after they’ve died contributes to his
apathy towards them with his lack of
supervision often resulting in their
deaths
you
number two the fire lord ozai Avatar The
Last Airbender dad’s going to kill you
really he is ha ha Soula nice try fine
don’t believe me but I heard everything
there’s tough love and then there’s just
being a horrible father rise and fight
Prince Zuko I won’t bite you you will
learn respect and suffering will be your
teacher
Ozai subjected both his son Zuko and
daughter Azula to a cool and harsh
upbringing in the hopes that one of them
would one day succeed him as Fire Lord
you have been away for a long time let’s
see the weight of your travels has
changed you you have redeemed yourself
my son
as Azula harbored some of the same
sadistic properties as her father she
soon became highly favored while Zuko
became horribly disfigured and was
banished from the Fire clan
Azula would soon recognize the evil in
her father’s ways though as his lack of
compassion or approval later caused her
to go completely mad you miscalculated
you should’ve feared me more before we
unveil our top pick here are a few
honorable mentions what happened here I
noted your trophy with heat vision where
did you get heat vision Internet oh he’s
good I won this trophy 30 years ago when
I was your age and you were melted it
I’m so mad
come here to make peace that you come
Ecosse me that’s it Rizza clear war I’m
sorry he’s probably not used to drinking
so much tea what the hell you know about
romance Claire Risa you mean with what
fan women your whole life I pledge it
over 500 ladies mutter and one guy I
can’t believe you chose a life of crime
over the most precious jewel of all a
son’s love hold on a second hello French
Riviera yes can I buy a Chateau with my
son’s lovely yes yes we all know the bit
sorry dad there are no accidents you’ve
done nothing but whine like a lady in a
flowery sissy skirt and attractive high
heels about my drinking since we got
here number one Peter Griffin
Family Guy I just hate being around a
kid what if a grown man must regularly
be fathered himself it’s safe to say he
shouldn’t have any kids of his own I got
a makeover dad don’t I look great
Oh Meg honey I always thought you were
beautiful Chester widget ha ha ha Oh God
couldn’t do that with a straight face
welcome to the family sweet ad Chris go
burn all Meg’s old pictures Peter’s
incompetence may only be matched by his
carelessness making his own wife
untrusting of his supervision over her
kids now you what I’ll get us started
ha that feels it feels better you sure
that stuff is OK
all I know is the guys who made it a
dead unlike his father-in-law Carter
Pewterschmidt
Peter doesn’t have the means to buy his
children’s affection and
even admitted to not having any interest
in them don’t you just sometimes wish
they’d run away or get kidnapped and be
made to work in a temple of doom Nene
Nene how can you even say that whenever
he isn’t ignoring his kids Peter is
regularly seen tormenting or insulting
them which is a fate that more often
than not falls on his least-favorite Meg
you can’t give up sex you’ve got a
responsibility
you see Meg you know what they call a
practice girl do you agree with our list
well the welcome mats that let’s see who
comes a-knockin what cartoon dad do you
think is the worst Oh smart Oh sneer
thank you thank you well how was I coach
brilliant
stunning captivating ooh for more
entertaining top 10s published every day
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com up
yeah that’s my dad oh yeah
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