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today we’re counting down our picks for
the top 10 British slang terms I shagged
a boss for this list we’ve looked at the
greatest slang words and expressions
that Great Britain has to offer
shai been Scottish we’re not so
interested in the Queen’s English today
more the weird wonderful and witty
colloquialisms that litter everyday
speech on the British Isles even those
that are a wee bit naughty I’m the
bloody Queen mate recently our room
we’re excluding any terms or phrases
that are also synonymous with other
countries such as the English /
Australian term for a friend mate well
then g’day mate let’s put another shrimp
on the barbie
number 10 dodgy don’t you might like you
superb at murder it’s talking shit now
just get down to Brian and finish the
job ever get the feeling that
something’s not quite right that
something feels dodgy when you’ve bought
a winning lottery ticket but you got it
off a guy on the street that tickets
probably dodgy one euro a ticket I put
on the tickets five tails in Euro
forests price I tell the people if they
win I’ll call them then nobody wins
except us it’s foolproof
fake IDs are definitely dodgy you look
like a future pedophile in this picture
number one number two it doesn’t even
have a first name it just says McLovin
and if you dress like a gangster and you
spend your free time in the parking lot
you look just a little bit dodgy
they
it’s not quite wrong but it’s halfway
there
things get bad budget I just cannot be
Bala but you know get good vibes but
let’s interview thinking Avenal mine
seems to me like it’s going pretty well
at number nine shag I shagged her won’t
I shagged her rotten baby yeah probably
made most famous in the Austin Powers
movies to shag is to have sexual
relations with and not usually in an
overly committal way yeah I got a ticket
eight three of a shotgun senseless no
three alone there’s absolutely nothing
wrong with it
it’s just that shagging is less for the
one and only in your life and more for a
one-night stand it’s usually a quick
arrangement often had between two people
who’ve only recently met
shag is such a great slang though
because it’s really unassuming and
largely inoffensive
it’s a fun word for fun times what do
you think of my shag pad darling
it’s amazing Austin number eight snog so
what’s the best thing about having a
boyfriend then just feels really natural
and a really grown-up and thus noggin is
wicked if shag is home base then snug is
first and it carries slightly more
emotionally attached connotations as
well snogging is essentially french
kissing we have got snub there what now
hey ryan front of everyone um
yeah it’s a step above a polite peck on
the cheek but things are yet especially
steamy you snog someone at the back row
of the cinema or on their parents front
porch provided no one catches you or on
kiss cam
that place is snog central just don’t
get too into it for too long if you’re
in public and it’s with the wrong person
number seven pissed you when you hear a
girl saying like I was so shit-faced
last night
I shouldn’t a guy we could be that
mistake in the English language there
are so so many ways of saying that
you’re drunk but the British tend to
favor this phrase or variations they’re
up when you’re going on the piss you’re
aiming to get drunk when you are pissed
you’re more than tipsy but you’re not
yet completely sloshed ready to party
you with the best of them and I’m gonna
go down to the river at the point of
being pissed though you’ve probably had
just about enough was wise label guy
trying to punch me you punch you first
label guy I gotta go pee I don’t I want
to want to get up one more drink and God
knows what you’ll do next or how many
embarrassing Facebook photos there will
be in the morning to frenzy
number six rubbish yes
nice rubbish a noun and an adjective the
us noun translation is trash as in
taking out the trash or throwing it in
the trash
however rubbish is also a common
descriptive word used for anything
that’s undesirable you must look beyond
what’s a little rubbish and we mean
anything at all just got a bad haircut
your hair is rubbish failed a quiz that
grade was rubbish having a bad day know
you’re having a rubbish one gone off
milk is rubbish bad smells are rubbish
movies without agreeable endings are
rubbish this countdown isn’t rubbish
though this countdowns bloody brilliant
oh this is is pretty rubbish
number five taking the piss piss bows
not to be confused with taking a piss or
being pissed
our next slice of slang is all to do
with mockery ain’t taking the piss
because if you are you gonna get a slap
I’m not taking a piss I don’t even know
how to fish if you are taking the piss
then you’re mocking and/or ridiculing
someone else tonight’s winner is the
most extraordinary person I have ever
met our winner Barret if you’re having
the piss taken out of you then you’re
being mocked yourself got that hey Greg
once you go piss your pants again those
like eight years ago asshole people
don’t forget it only gets really tricky
if you’re ever mocking somebody else
whilst they’re drunkenly urinating
because then you’d be taking the piss of
them taking a piss pissed and that’s
both weird and really confusing nice
Thanks number four bollocks
d
another word with multi meanings first
and foremost the bollocks are a crude
name for certain parts of the male
anatomy we’re crazy on fun itself out
here you can be kicked in them for
instance and it will hurt grow those
back secondly it’s an exclamation for
whenever anything goes wrong as in Oh
bollocks I forgot to do the laundry or
Oh bollocks I thought it was Saturday
bollocks bollocks
Buck’s bollocks off thirdly and most
famously it’s a term for anything that’s
stupid or a serious waste of time
I’ll ask Sex Pistols and they’re
notorious 1977 album never mind the
bollocks
No
number three brilliant hello Simon your
parent sells me to check if you okay me
I’m really an absolutely fucking durian
the two-edged sword of British slang is
never more notable than with this word
most of the time
brilliant has positive connotations some
mountains of volcanoes and there really
are brilliant
see ya know brilliant it’s used when
something is especially good similar to
words like super superb excellent or ace
what’s your name Amelia pond oh just
bring it in however sometimes it’s used
sarcastically in a situation that’s the
exact opposite of good popular British
sitcom The Inbetweeners championed this
alternative use alongside tradition as a
way of expressing the characters at
times extreme exasperation Tyson men
around a filled with your top off what
could be more gay than that you
brilliant number two knackered
good with so much slang to sift through
we’d forgive you for being a little bit
tired but our runner-up is at another
level of lethargy if you or anything
else is knackered then you’re totally
unable to function you’re entirely
exhausted I’m tired now in the sixteenth
century the phrase was coined to
describe a worn-out horse and that’s
exactly how you feel sometimes some
things can even be described as
knackering running a marathon for
example is really knackering we’re
knackered just thinking about it any
crime to meet well your gun sort like
some method before we unveil our top
pick here are a few honorable mentions
oh my god roughly vamping everybody
likes a little bit of rumpy-pumpy any
jailbreaks a risky proposition 108 Oh
cock up and we are dangling at a
majesty’s pleasure life has finally got
to work for me here in Nouveau so I’ve
decided to leg it for Spain and pray the
day is intelligent life somewhere up in
space comes this bugger all
number one wanker
wanker you’re the one come I if anyone
is a mild to moderate swear word
synonymous with the Brits wanker wins
today’s list but you’d rather not be
called one all the same slug that a mini
saw plus y cos literally speaking a
wanker should translate as one who wanks
or masturbates however when you call
someone a wanker
you’re very rarely alluding to their
solo sex habits UK it’s just a film film
change gal it’s more just a general
perennial insult I’m Dave I’ve got a 6
ok what’s yours Dave wanker is heard
especially at the soccer pitch which of
course is called football in the UK
where the poor referee will almost
always be one
do you agree with our list I had to
teach him a lesson so he was mark Emile
what’s lying did we skip well this is
great balancer it really is for more
cracking smashing parka and proper fit
top 10s published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com and i enjoyed
some banter
yourself a brew and break open the
biscuits welcome to watchmojo.com and
today we’re counting down our picks for
the top 10 British slang terms I shagged
a boss for this list we’ve looked at the
greatest slang words and expressions
that Great Britain has to offer
shai been Scottish we’re not so
interested in the Queen’s English today
more the weird wonderful and witty
colloquialisms that litter everyday
speech on the British Isles even those
that are a wee bit naughty I’m the
bloody Queen mate recently our room
we’re excluding any terms or phrases
that are also synonymous with other
countries such as the English /
Australian term for a friend mate well
then g’day mate let’s put another shrimp
on the barbie
number 10 dodgy don’t you might like you
superb at murder it’s talking shit now
just get down to Brian and finish the
job ever get the feeling that
something’s not quite right that
something feels dodgy when you’ve bought
a winning lottery ticket but you got it
off a guy on the street that tickets
probably dodgy one euro a ticket I put
on the tickets five tails in Euro
forests price I tell the people if they
win I’ll call them then nobody wins
except us it’s foolproof
fake IDs are definitely dodgy you look
like a future pedophile in this picture
number one number two it doesn’t even
have a first name it just says McLovin
and if you dress like a gangster and you
spend your free time in the parking lot
you look just a little bit dodgy
they
it’s not quite wrong but it’s halfway
there
things get bad budget I just cannot be
Bala but you know get good vibes but
let’s interview thinking Avenal mine
seems to me like it’s going pretty well
at number nine shag I shagged her won’t
I shagged her rotten baby yeah probably
made most famous in the Austin Powers
movies to shag is to have sexual
relations with and not usually in an
overly committal way yeah I got a ticket
eight three of a shotgun senseless no
three alone there’s absolutely nothing
wrong with it
it’s just that shagging is less for the
one and only in your life and more for a
one-night stand it’s usually a quick
arrangement often had between two people
who’ve only recently met
shag is such a great slang though
because it’s really unassuming and
largely inoffensive
it’s a fun word for fun times what do
you think of my shag pad darling
it’s amazing Austin number eight snog so
what’s the best thing about having a
boyfriend then just feels really natural
and a really grown-up and thus noggin is
wicked if shag is home base then snug is
first and it carries slightly more
emotionally attached connotations as
well snogging is essentially french
kissing we have got snub there what now
hey ryan front of everyone um
yeah it’s a step above a polite peck on
the cheek but things are yet especially
steamy you snog someone at the back row
of the cinema or on their parents front
porch provided no one catches you or on
kiss cam
that place is snog central just don’t
get too into it for too long if you’re
in public and it’s with the wrong person
number seven pissed you when you hear a
girl saying like I was so shit-faced
last night
I shouldn’t a guy we could be that
mistake in the English language there
are so so many ways of saying that
you’re drunk but the British tend to
favor this phrase or variations they’re
up when you’re going on the piss you’re
aiming to get drunk when you are pissed
you’re more than tipsy but you’re not
yet completely sloshed ready to party
you with the best of them and I’m gonna
go down to the river at the point of
being pissed though you’ve probably had
just about enough was wise label guy
trying to punch me you punch you first
label guy I gotta go pee I don’t I want
to want to get up one more drink and God
knows what you’ll do next or how many
embarrassing Facebook photos there will
be in the morning to frenzy
number six rubbish yes
nice rubbish a noun and an adjective the
us noun translation is trash as in
taking out the trash or throwing it in
the trash
however rubbish is also a common
descriptive word used for anything
that’s undesirable you must look beyond
what’s a little rubbish and we mean
anything at all just got a bad haircut
your hair is rubbish failed a quiz that
grade was rubbish having a bad day know
you’re having a rubbish one gone off
milk is rubbish bad smells are rubbish
movies without agreeable endings are
rubbish this countdown isn’t rubbish
though this countdowns bloody brilliant
oh this is is pretty rubbish
number five taking the piss piss bows
not to be confused with taking a piss or
being pissed
our next slice of slang is all to do
with mockery ain’t taking the piss
because if you are you gonna get a slap
I’m not taking a piss I don’t even know
how to fish if you are taking the piss
then you’re mocking and/or ridiculing
someone else tonight’s winner is the
most extraordinary person I have ever
met our winner Barret if you’re having
the piss taken out of you then you’re
being mocked yourself got that hey Greg
once you go piss your pants again those
like eight years ago asshole people
don’t forget it only gets really tricky
if you’re ever mocking somebody else
whilst they’re drunkenly urinating
because then you’d be taking the piss of
them taking a piss pissed and that’s
both weird and really confusing nice
Thanks number four bollocks
d
another word with multi meanings first
and foremost the bollocks are a crude
name for certain parts of the male
anatomy we’re crazy on fun itself out
here you can be kicked in them for
instance and it will hurt grow those
back secondly it’s an exclamation for
whenever anything goes wrong as in Oh
bollocks I forgot to do the laundry or
Oh bollocks I thought it was Saturday
bollocks bollocks
Buck’s bollocks off thirdly and most
famously it’s a term for anything that’s
stupid or a serious waste of time
I’ll ask Sex Pistols and they’re
notorious 1977 album never mind the
bollocks
No
number three brilliant hello Simon your
parent sells me to check if you okay me
I’m really an absolutely fucking durian
the two-edged sword of British slang is
never more notable than with this word
most of the time
brilliant has positive connotations some
mountains of volcanoes and there really
are brilliant
see ya know brilliant it’s used when
something is especially good similar to
words like super superb excellent or ace
what’s your name Amelia pond oh just
bring it in however sometimes it’s used
sarcastically in a situation that’s the
exact opposite of good popular British
sitcom The Inbetweeners championed this
alternative use alongside tradition as a
way of expressing the characters at
times extreme exasperation Tyson men
around a filled with your top off what
could be more gay than that you
brilliant number two knackered
good with so much slang to sift through
we’d forgive you for being a little bit
tired but our runner-up is at another
level of lethargy if you or anything
else is knackered then you’re totally
unable to function you’re entirely
exhausted I’m tired now in the sixteenth
century the phrase was coined to
describe a worn-out horse and that’s
exactly how you feel sometimes some
things can even be described as
knackering running a marathon for
example is really knackering we’re
knackered just thinking about it any
crime to meet well your gun sort like
some method before we unveil our top
pick here are a few honorable mentions
oh my god roughly vamping everybody
likes a little bit of rumpy-pumpy any
jailbreaks a risky proposition 108 Oh
cock up and we are dangling at a
majesty’s pleasure life has finally got
to work for me here in Nouveau so I’ve
decided to leg it for Spain and pray the
day is intelligent life somewhere up in
space comes this bugger all
number one wanker
wanker you’re the one come I if anyone
is a mild to moderate swear word
synonymous with the Brits wanker wins
today’s list but you’d rather not be
called one all the same slug that a mini
saw plus y cos literally speaking a
wanker should translate as one who wanks
or masturbates however when you call
someone a wanker
you’re very rarely alluding to their
solo sex habits UK it’s just a film film
change gal it’s more just a general
perennial insult I’m Dave I’ve got a 6
ok what’s yours Dave wanker is heard
especially at the soccer pitch which of
course is called football in the UK
where the poor referee will almost
always be one
do you agree with our list I had to
teach him a lesson so he was mark Emile
what’s lying did we skip well this is
great balancer it really is for more
cracking smashing parka and proper fit
top 10s published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com and i enjoyed
some banter
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