these are the kings and queens of
douchebags
you’re such a bitch welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top 10 biggest
jerks in video games never took you for
a poet oh but I am one want to hear a
limerick sure Lambert Lambert what a
prick not bad for this list we’ve chosen
video game characters with irredeemable
qualities that often make life hard for
the player or protagonist these are not
to be confused with Psychopaths since we
already have a list for them sorry
Trevor Phillips please please chill boot
up are you speaking to our choices are
based on a mixture of fan votes
popularity and our own personal
preferences also be on the lookout for a
few spoilers dotted here and there I
might be sad but I’ve run your world
moron and don’t you forget number 10 my
toe
The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time this
masterpiece of a game promises a grand
adventure from the get-go
unforgettable characters amazing levels
and the heroes ultimate journey or at
least it would be if you can actually
see the Deku Tree to start your quest
but know this little bastard is blocking
the way say hello to my toe a resident
of the Kokiri Forest who seemed to have
some sway and influence over the other
residents and has a particular disliking
for link not letting you start your
quest until you find a sword and shield
he even has the gall to blame the player
for not saving the great Deku Tree
joke’s on you my toe you’re gonna be a
kid forever
number nine Bluebeard the wolf among us
hello Ichabod sheriff Bluebeard I was
just chatting with our new friend
straight out a gothic horror comes the
man whose beard may be lacking any shade
of blue but makes up for it with a
violent nature and deceptive mind
throughout sheriff Bigby’s ongoing case
to discover the culprit behind several
murders Bluebeard is shown to be an
aggressive individual who will trample
on anyone on the way to secure power for
himself I’m going to his a pun what you
can’t just go up there and why the hell
not should the player choose to kill The
Crooked Man at the end of episode 5
he’ll defend big these actions but will
question his and Snow White’s ability to
run and protect Fabletown clearly he’s
just as much of a wolf in sheep’s
clothing as Big B himself just tell me
what I want to know it will make things
a lot less painful for you in theory
number 8 Emily until dawn he’s just
trying to understand understand the palm
of my hand bitch we are very much aware
that emily is meant to encompass the
bitchy stereotype you’d often find in a
lot of horror movies but she just does
it so well that you can’t help but hate
her at least towards the beginning of
pink she’s damn sure of herself and as
far as she’s concerned it’s her way or
the highway something she’s teamed to
remind the rest of the cast and the
player on a constant basis rule number
one Emily is always right
rule number two nothing else matters
because emily is always right
whether it’s trading coy insults or
screaming her hand off like a banshee
we’re sure there weren’t many people
shedding a tear when she met one of her
many many deaths I’m really sorry
holy shit my number seven Lambert The
Witcher 3 Wild Hunt before we go inside
Oh drink a dose of cat I know any more
words of wisdom being a Witcher isn’t
easy and we can sympathize with living
in the shadow of awesomeness that is
Geralt of Rivia but you don’t have to be
a dick about it
in fact whole world should hear about
the time the famed Geralt of Rivia was
duped like a child while he may have
trained ciri in the art of combat
Lambert doesn’t have many impressive
deeds to his name left to hunt rather
unimpressive monsters as opposed to
Geralt gallery of legendary kills
vesemir told me about that job you did
for those nilfgaardian xin velan what
what are you doing killing monsters
credit where credit is due he did come
to the aid of Kara more and when the
enemy was at the gate but anyone who
goes around insulting the gorgeous Triss
Merigold is definitely a special kind of
jerk out of my way dimwit sir I’ll grind
you to gravel understand number 6 Damon
s Baird Gears of War series so any idea
where we are now um in the shit up to
here war is hell and when you’re up
against monstrous enemies like the
locust and lambent there is little time
for political correctness that being
said Baird is definitely the resident
asshole in Delta Squad yeah you still
got it
now let’s go sweet talk the queen of the
bums while his mechanical know-how and
skills as a soldier are invaluable his
bluntness sarcasm and inability to shut
his mouth have riled up a lot of people
calling orphan children parasites and
giving Sam grief for just a couple of
those examples at least he stays true to
himself even if that means being a prick
in what could be his last moments
I suppose you want me to say I’ve always
loved you oh but I don’t I really really
don’t number five Gary Smith bully hey
man what’s your problem
well a TD primarily but also life my
parents the school Western civilization
but really honestly enough about me high
school can be a nightmare if you don’t
fit in with a particular cleek something
that jimmy hopkins finds out the hard
way when his new school turns out to be
a war zone for jocks nerds greasers etc
orchestrating the social crisis from
behind the scenes is the sociopathic
Gary Smith a self-proclaimed genius who
betrays Jimmy in pursuit of power
aka showing everyone how smart he is i
won
i tricked everyone starting with you the
head the loser kids in town and the
prefect me i won setting events in
motion that have the cleats targeting
Jimmy and battling each other he becomes
the object of every player’s aggression
there is nothing more cathartic than
beating the crap out of his twerp and
seeing him get his just desserts sorry
didn’t see you there number four blue
aka Gary Pokemon Red and Luke this
character was just born to pissed you
off just as you pick your first ever
Pokemon your rival comes along and
snatches whichever type Pokemon your
choice is weak towards as you go about
your journey to become the best he’ll
run into you at random intervals always
yelling out smell you later like he’s
actually better than you
Oh
oh well it’s not like he’s gonna dash
ahead of you defeat the Pokemon League
and become the champion just before you
do and rob you of all your hard work the
way he does that
but the revenge that follows is never so
sweet smell this you jerk
number three Falco Lombardi Star Fox
series pink that did it hey froggy
don’t call me froggy as a member of Star
Fox and second-in-command to Fox McCloud
himself Falco was shown to be highly
skilled when it comes to air combat but
has a really hard time accepting when he
gets into a jam and an even harder time
actually saying thank you I guess I
could be thankful known to occasionally
butt heads with Fox and sleepy vs
sarcastic comments he’s cocky and has an
automatic dislike for authority in fact
for a while he left the team just
because he was bored while he has at
least mellowed out over the series’s run
he’s still one stubborn bird fuck you
supposed to shoot them all number three
the dog duck hunt behold the face of
retro gaming hatred reincarnated as one
smug canine that has been infamous
across the years in this classic NES
like gun shooter players had the simple
but enthralling task of shooting down an
increasing number of ducks with each
level they completed failure to do so
didn’t give you a game over no no no no
no that mingy mutt would appear on
screen and laugh at how pathetic your
shooting skills were after a dozen
failures you can see why the constant
mockery would tempt gamers to try their
marksmanship skills on the dog instead
of the ducks before we reveal our number
one pick here are a few honorable
mentions
nobody nobody lectures me everyone tries
though they try number one handsome Jack
borderland series
oh good look word for me I thought I was
gonna have to get violent there for a
second more violent how vain can a man
who includes handsome in his own name
beef dangerously so yeah I know your
hero you’re my biggest fan blah blah
blah
welcome to the club this trash writer
stealing the credit for finding the
vault as well as killing the destroyer
Jack is a self-made dictator with the
backing of the Hyperion corporation and
basically all of Pandora as his personal
playground I understand everything
believing himself to be the hero of the
story despite all the pain and
despicable actions he commits this
denial comes with constant taunts
admittedly hilarious dialogue and an
absolute understanding of mutual hatred
between Jack and player he’s the king of
the jerks who we just love to hate
give me a cupcake just let me try to rip
your throat out well my time this is
what my time give me what no no do you
agree with our list what do you think
what do you think is the biggest jerk in
video games I vote we sneak around and
avoid getting shot in the ass for a
change with new top 10s published every
day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com my god I was such a bitch
and I you know I maybe could have helped
him maybe I could have saved him
douchebags
you’re such a bitch welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top 10 biggest
jerks in video games never took you for
a poet oh but I am one want to hear a
limerick sure Lambert Lambert what a
prick not bad for this list we’ve chosen
video game characters with irredeemable
qualities that often make life hard for
the player or protagonist these are not
to be confused with Psychopaths since we
already have a list for them sorry
Trevor Phillips please please chill boot
up are you speaking to our choices are
based on a mixture of fan votes
popularity and our own personal
preferences also be on the lookout for a
few spoilers dotted here and there I
might be sad but I’ve run your world
moron and don’t you forget number 10 my
toe
The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time this
masterpiece of a game promises a grand
adventure from the get-go
unforgettable characters amazing levels
and the heroes ultimate journey or at
least it would be if you can actually
see the Deku Tree to start your quest
but know this little bastard is blocking
the way say hello to my toe a resident
of the Kokiri Forest who seemed to have
some sway and influence over the other
residents and has a particular disliking
for link not letting you start your
quest until you find a sword and shield
he even has the gall to blame the player
for not saving the great Deku Tree
joke’s on you my toe you’re gonna be a
kid forever
number nine Bluebeard the wolf among us
hello Ichabod sheriff Bluebeard I was
just chatting with our new friend
straight out a gothic horror comes the
man whose beard may be lacking any shade
of blue but makes up for it with a
violent nature and deceptive mind
throughout sheriff Bigby’s ongoing case
to discover the culprit behind several
murders Bluebeard is shown to be an
aggressive individual who will trample
on anyone on the way to secure power for
himself I’m going to his a pun what you
can’t just go up there and why the hell
not should the player choose to kill The
Crooked Man at the end of episode 5
he’ll defend big these actions but will
question his and Snow White’s ability to
run and protect Fabletown clearly he’s
just as much of a wolf in sheep’s
clothing as Big B himself just tell me
what I want to know it will make things
a lot less painful for you in theory
number 8 Emily until dawn he’s just
trying to understand understand the palm
of my hand bitch we are very much aware
that emily is meant to encompass the
bitchy stereotype you’d often find in a
lot of horror movies but she just does
it so well that you can’t help but hate
her at least towards the beginning of
pink she’s damn sure of herself and as
far as she’s concerned it’s her way or
the highway something she’s teamed to
remind the rest of the cast and the
player on a constant basis rule number
one Emily is always right
rule number two nothing else matters
because emily is always right
whether it’s trading coy insults or
screaming her hand off like a banshee
we’re sure there weren’t many people
shedding a tear when she met one of her
many many deaths I’m really sorry
holy shit my number seven Lambert The
Witcher 3 Wild Hunt before we go inside
Oh drink a dose of cat I know any more
words of wisdom being a Witcher isn’t
easy and we can sympathize with living
in the shadow of awesomeness that is
Geralt of Rivia but you don’t have to be
a dick about it
in fact whole world should hear about
the time the famed Geralt of Rivia was
duped like a child while he may have
trained ciri in the art of combat
Lambert doesn’t have many impressive
deeds to his name left to hunt rather
unimpressive monsters as opposed to
Geralt gallery of legendary kills
vesemir told me about that job you did
for those nilfgaardian xin velan what
what are you doing killing monsters
credit where credit is due he did come
to the aid of Kara more and when the
enemy was at the gate but anyone who
goes around insulting the gorgeous Triss
Merigold is definitely a special kind of
jerk out of my way dimwit sir I’ll grind
you to gravel understand number 6 Damon
s Baird Gears of War series so any idea
where we are now um in the shit up to
here war is hell and when you’re up
against monstrous enemies like the
locust and lambent there is little time
for political correctness that being
said Baird is definitely the resident
asshole in Delta Squad yeah you still
got it
now let’s go sweet talk the queen of the
bums while his mechanical know-how and
skills as a soldier are invaluable his
bluntness sarcasm and inability to shut
his mouth have riled up a lot of people
calling orphan children parasites and
giving Sam grief for just a couple of
those examples at least he stays true to
himself even if that means being a prick
in what could be his last moments
I suppose you want me to say I’ve always
loved you oh but I don’t I really really
don’t number five Gary Smith bully hey
man what’s your problem
well a TD primarily but also life my
parents the school Western civilization
but really honestly enough about me high
school can be a nightmare if you don’t
fit in with a particular cleek something
that jimmy hopkins finds out the hard
way when his new school turns out to be
a war zone for jocks nerds greasers etc
orchestrating the social crisis from
behind the scenes is the sociopathic
Gary Smith a self-proclaimed genius who
betrays Jimmy in pursuit of power
aka showing everyone how smart he is i
won
i tricked everyone starting with you the
head the loser kids in town and the
prefect me i won setting events in
motion that have the cleats targeting
Jimmy and battling each other he becomes
the object of every player’s aggression
there is nothing more cathartic than
beating the crap out of his twerp and
seeing him get his just desserts sorry
didn’t see you there number four blue
aka Gary Pokemon Red and Luke this
character was just born to pissed you
off just as you pick your first ever
Pokemon your rival comes along and
snatches whichever type Pokemon your
choice is weak towards as you go about
your journey to become the best he’ll
run into you at random intervals always
yelling out smell you later like he’s
actually better than you
Oh
oh well it’s not like he’s gonna dash
ahead of you defeat the Pokemon League
and become the champion just before you
do and rob you of all your hard work the
way he does that
but the revenge that follows is never so
sweet smell this you jerk
number three Falco Lombardi Star Fox
series pink that did it hey froggy
don’t call me froggy as a member of Star
Fox and second-in-command to Fox McCloud
himself Falco was shown to be highly
skilled when it comes to air combat but
has a really hard time accepting when he
gets into a jam and an even harder time
actually saying thank you I guess I
could be thankful known to occasionally
butt heads with Fox and sleepy vs
sarcastic comments he’s cocky and has an
automatic dislike for authority in fact
for a while he left the team just
because he was bored while he has at
least mellowed out over the series’s run
he’s still one stubborn bird fuck you
supposed to shoot them all number three
the dog duck hunt behold the face of
retro gaming hatred reincarnated as one
smug canine that has been infamous
across the years in this classic NES
like gun shooter players had the simple
but enthralling task of shooting down an
increasing number of ducks with each
level they completed failure to do so
didn’t give you a game over no no no no
no that mingy mutt would appear on
screen and laugh at how pathetic your
shooting skills were after a dozen
failures you can see why the constant
mockery would tempt gamers to try their
marksmanship skills on the dog instead
of the ducks before we reveal our number
one pick here are a few honorable
mentions
nobody nobody lectures me everyone tries
though they try number one handsome Jack
borderland series
oh good look word for me I thought I was
gonna have to get violent there for a
second more violent how vain can a man
who includes handsome in his own name
beef dangerously so yeah I know your
hero you’re my biggest fan blah blah
blah
welcome to the club this trash writer
stealing the credit for finding the
vault as well as killing the destroyer
Jack is a self-made dictator with the
backing of the Hyperion corporation and
basically all of Pandora as his personal
playground I understand everything
believing himself to be the hero of the
story despite all the pain and
despicable actions he commits this
denial comes with constant taunts
admittedly hilarious dialogue and an
absolute understanding of mutual hatred
between Jack and player he’s the king of
the jerks who we just love to hate
give me a cupcake just let me try to rip
your throat out well my time this is
what my time give me what no no do you
agree with our list what do you think
what do you think is the biggest jerk in
video games I vote we sneak around and
avoid getting shot in the ass for a
change with new top 10s published every
day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com my god I was such a bitch
and I you know I maybe could have helped
him maybe I could have saved him
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