[Music]
your day may be going great but if any
of these small screen guy shows up you
can kiss those good vibes goodbye what
happened to you hey how about a little
less questions a little more shut the
hell up
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top ten
obnoxious animated TV characters least
sarcasm to check you well if you really
useful in Vinci this list we sought out
the most annoying self-obsessed arrogant
characters from animated TV shows you
know it porkpie while some of these
jerks may exhibit sociopathic tendencies
they aren’t all necessarily characters
you’d fear so don’t expect a list full
of straight-up Psychopaths at six-thirty
you’ll ponies brush your teeth and read
five chapters from the width and wisdom
of brainy Smurf number ten bender
bending Rodriguez Futurama
oh no room for bender huh fine I’ll go
fill my own lunar lander with blackjack
and hookers in fact forget the lunar
lander and the blackjack a screw the
whole thing there don’t seem to be any
moral boundaries this far out bending
unit isn’t willing to cross bender tends
to embrace the taboo in all things
whether it’s alcohol violence or getting
frisky with the lady bots I bend it
let’s do it
also don’t expect any sympathy from this
guy because chances are he’ll find any
problems that you’re going through to be
utterly hilarious I’m going to jump Oh
bill for a pathological liar and a sloth
he also steals a lot
I love stealing I love taking things
everyone can kiss his shiny metal ass as
far as he’s concerned
zere an app for kissing my shiny metal
ass several boom though he does care for
the beloved meat bags he calls friends
sometimes don’t worry guys I’ll never be
too good or too evil again from now on
I’ll just be me
uh do you think it could be just a
little less evil than that
however fender is still priority number
one in his directives all right let’s
get to work I’ll be out in a second
number nine Magic Man also known as
normal man Adventure Time magic away
there is a reason this alien was
banished from Mars to earth
it’s just unfortunate our planet got
stuck with him yes we also have to deal
with Lemongrab unacceptable but magic
man is far worse using his Martian
powers he joyfully torments the innocent
I went again just like always
sometimes it’s pretending to be homeless
and mutating the ones who help sometimes
it’s manipulating and duplicating the
land of ooze heroes all in a day’s work
the worst part is they claims to be
teaching the world a valuable lesson
oh yes that’s it you finally learned
your lesson and now I have to spread my
teachings to more sissy do-gooders
you’re welcome man I freaking hate that
guy we understand the whole evil
magician schtick but don’t go claiming
you’re passing down real advice dude not
until you appreciate what a jerk I am
number eight gary-oke pokemon better
late than never I guess
at least you get the chance to meet me a
little bit of modesty goes a long way
Gary mr. Gary to you show some respect
riding the fame and success of his
famous grandfather to further his own
life the pokemon trainer
opts to capture the strongest of the
creatures instead of working hard it’s
good to have a grandfather in the
Pokemon business isn’t it
he doesn’t even walk like the other
trainers riding in a chauffeured red
convertible every time we see him
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despite his extreme laziness he’s still
hugely arrogant cuz I want the pleasure
of beating you myself you see what a
real Pokemon master
gee I thought I had confidence he teases
ash constantly and keeps a collection of
groupie cheerleaders to ensure his ego
remains inflated we’d love to see this
guy fall but his legion of fans would
just be there to pull him back up again
let’s go girls if I stay here much
longer I might catch looser writers and
miss the competition see ya number seven
Bojack horseman
Bojack horseman i parked in a handicap
spot out that’s okay you parked in a
disabled spot is that the proper
nomenclature maybe you should move the
car no I don’t think I should drive
right now I’m I’m incredibly drunk we’re
not sure how many beers it takes to get
a horse drunk but rest assured Bojack is
always past that mark are you drunk
Todd I weigh over 1,200 pounds it takes
a lot of beer to get me drunk yes as an
alcoholic
he’s bitter depressed and hates himself
for blowing his chance at the Hollywood
big-time rather than coming to terms
with his life Bojack takes out his
self-loathing on others did you just say
you think the troops are jerks oh you
took that the bad way didn’t you his
destructive decisions hurt and impede
the lives of the few who still care
about him and while there are times when
it looks like Bojack cares about them
too these only serve as examples where
he gallops back to his less than
Pleasant behavior isms does it make you
less of a horrible person you think I’m
pretty
well that was another in a long series
of regrettable life choices
number six brainy Smurf the Smurfs
alright brainy I’ll give you three days
to see if your time schedule works and I
want you all to cooperate sooner had the
whole village smurfing like a well-oiled
machine stacked in this annoying blue
know-it-alls house or big books full of
quotes he finds inspirational and of
course all those quotes were said by him
in my humble opinion what we need is a
way to keep track of time so that we can
make better use of it that may be all
you need to know about brainy but just
in case you should also know that he’s
self-obsessed openly admitting that he’s
his own favorite subject
my fellow Smurfs your Labor’s have
produced the palace of great beauty and
I would say thanks if I didn’t deserve
every bit of it contrary to what his
name suggests brainy is not that
intelligent or wise rather he actually
knows very little and is usually wrong
still he boasts about himself bosses the
other Smurfs around and constantly tries
to show off honestly we can’t blame the
village for getting tired of his antics
on occasion just kidding I think the
first thing brainy has to clean up his
act II number five Rick Sanchez Rick and
Morty I love my grandkids Oh psych just
kidding my new catchphrase is I don’t
give a shit
let me see what you’ve got genius
sociopath alcoholic great combination
right for this scientist it’s the right
collection of traits to make him both
brilliant and hated Maury gotta flip him
off I told them it means peace among
worlds how hilarious is that having no
sense of right and wrong he lets his
intellect take him down some pretty dark
roads let’s just say human life isn’t
his biggest concern hey hey bro how many
people was your Morty responsible for
killing today none we chilled it blitz
and chips all day
ain’t that right homey darn right bro
rick has also allowed his substance
abuse to make him cynical so he’s
generally miserable even on his best
days he takes no responsibility for his
actions
is possessive of his grandson Morty and
rarely uses his genius for good what a
waste
yeah what are you in for everything
number four
brian Griffin Family Guy you know Peter
I hate to say I told you so about not
being a genius but yeah it open-faced
quad I’m I’m sorry about that
where do we even begin with Brian he
thinks he’s better than everyone else
morally and intellectually in reality
his morals shift to agree with his
actions and he’s a pseudo intellectual
at best follow your nose
oh I’m sorry I know that was good I just
I didn’t think you were gonna go so
cartoony with it well how how would you
read it oh I don’t know I was thinking
of doing it you know good like like an
actor but you know your ways good too
he’s had more than his fair share of
ladies but is spineless when it comes to
any kind of commitment yeah okay
quagmire may be sleazy too but at least
he’s honest about it Brian
occasionally fights as a bleeding-heart
liberal and when he does he’s always in
your face about it all right
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let’s also add that he’s unemployed
tries to sleep with his best friend’s
wife for tens he’s an author and drives
a Prius enough said hey you must be the
owner of that Prius outside thanks for
saving the world he gets it he gets what
we Prius owners are trying to do number
three comic book guy The Simpsons
there’s no emoticon for what I’m feeling
before there were internet trolls and
YouTube commenters it was this nerd
making all others look bad for their
geeky interests Comic Book Guy a
complete list of things I have seen or
not seen is available on my blog your
mother is on the Nazi list along with a
Star Wars film that was any good since
the first one and even that has been
ruined by CGI editions
Bravo George the proprietor of
Springfield’s den of geek comic book guy
is grossly obese and supremely sarcastic
his genius level intellect is wasted on
his love of superheroes mythical
folklore and putting other people down
he can’t be the Hulk I’m the Hulk
oh please you couldn’t even change it to
build Bixby we must admit though he is
talented at being a jerk his blows are
well-crafted
and eloquent I get my news from the
internet like every other normal person
under 70 farewell dinosaur comic book
guy has also cemented himself in pop
culture with his ultra snarky
catchphrase worst entry ever the worst
episode ever rest assured that I was on
the internet within minutes registering
my disgust throughout the world number 2
sterling Archer Archer Lana Lana Lana
not danger zone James Bond is the
ultimate suave super spy now take away
the charm double the narcissistic
personality disorder and add a penchant
for sarcasm and you have sterling Archer
oh good because your opinion matters and
since you seem unclear on the concept
that was sarcasm he is undeniably a
talented secret age
but his douchebag tendencies caused more
trouble than his good traits could ever
make up for
I mean morality aside how do you keep
track of all these lies practice zero
lying is like 95% of what I do in your
gesture he is a misogynist sex addict
and an alcoholic come on get me drunk
enough and I might have sex with you
really oh it’s a catch-22 the amount of
alcohol I would need would literally
kill me yeah but I do want to see how
many pool balls you can fit in your
mouth he’s selfish
borderline brutal when it comes to
undermining his colleagues and generally
unconcerned with the well-being of
others much to the dismay of the world
he’s also too valuable to lose so it
seems we’re stuck with him on behalf of
his fellow Isis agents please let me be
the first to offer my condolences and
let me be the first to welcome you back
into the dating pool before we unveil
our number one pick here are some
honorable or in this case dishonorable
mentions that’s right office pence paid
vacation in Angelica Lam hmm sometimes I
wish I could be you just so I could be
friends with me I can’t drink that why
not
are you blind just look at it what about
it that lemon has three seeds in it
that’s an odd number a user is a shower
Mitch that bother you
please be sacrilege that a priceless
artifact a part of our collective
childhood you monster yeah yeah this is
your elegant plan you think I’m gonna
give you the money to get you to stop
making that noise number one Eric
Cartman South Park hey Carmen did you
bring us money from your mom Yeah right
you guys could kiss my black egg there
is no inseparable animated small-screen
character quite like Cartman he curses
in a way that sailors can only dream of
and takes every opportunity to make fun
of others good morning students
shall we all feeling today and those are
his nice qualities he’s also spoiled
compassionless ignorant and charmingly
an anti-semite eight nine five I will
just say it
he’s evil Cartman is a manipulator
constantly toying with his friends for
whatever personal gain he’s obsessing
over at the time there are no limits on
the lengths to which Cartman will go in
order to succeed is that true Eric did
you give Kyle aids well he was being a
total dick and he’s a big-time town
going around talking crab Devaney close
friend or mortal enemy Cartman will
treat all people equally horribly trust
us either steer clear of Cartman or
respect his authority I have a daughter
that’s right and people must respect it
yeah that should be friend just fine
just fine yeah no nothing’s worse than
Carmen with authority do you agree with
our list who do you think is the most
obnoxious animated TV character oh my
love the answer is yes boom
congratulations
for more interesting top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com yes I did it there is no
God in your face one dot
[Music]
your day may be going great but if any
of these small screen guy shows up you
can kiss those good vibes goodbye what
happened to you hey how about a little
less questions a little more shut the
hell up
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top ten
obnoxious animated TV characters least
sarcasm to check you well if you really
useful in Vinci this list we sought out
the most annoying self-obsessed arrogant
characters from animated TV shows you
know it porkpie while some of these
jerks may exhibit sociopathic tendencies
they aren’t all necessarily characters
you’d fear so don’t expect a list full
of straight-up Psychopaths at six-thirty
you’ll ponies brush your teeth and read
five chapters from the width and wisdom
of brainy Smurf number ten bender
bending Rodriguez Futurama
oh no room for bender huh fine I’ll go
fill my own lunar lander with blackjack
and hookers in fact forget the lunar
lander and the blackjack a screw the
whole thing there don’t seem to be any
moral boundaries this far out bending
unit isn’t willing to cross bender tends
to embrace the taboo in all things
whether it’s alcohol violence or getting
frisky with the lady bots I bend it
let’s do it
also don’t expect any sympathy from this
guy because chances are he’ll find any
problems that you’re going through to be
utterly hilarious I’m going to jump Oh
bill for a pathological liar and a sloth
he also steals a lot
I love stealing I love taking things
everyone can kiss his shiny metal ass as
far as he’s concerned
zere an app for kissing my shiny metal
ass several boom though he does care for
the beloved meat bags he calls friends
sometimes don’t worry guys I’ll never be
too good or too evil again from now on
I’ll just be me
uh do you think it could be just a
little less evil than that
however fender is still priority number
one in his directives all right let’s
get to work I’ll be out in a second
number nine Magic Man also known as
normal man Adventure Time magic away
there is a reason this alien was
banished from Mars to earth
it’s just unfortunate our planet got
stuck with him yes we also have to deal
with Lemongrab unacceptable but magic
man is far worse using his Martian
powers he joyfully torments the innocent
I went again just like always
sometimes it’s pretending to be homeless
and mutating the ones who help sometimes
it’s manipulating and duplicating the
land of ooze heroes all in a day’s work
the worst part is they claims to be
teaching the world a valuable lesson
oh yes that’s it you finally learned
your lesson and now I have to spread my
teachings to more sissy do-gooders
you’re welcome man I freaking hate that
guy we understand the whole evil
magician schtick but don’t go claiming
you’re passing down real advice dude not
until you appreciate what a jerk I am
number eight gary-oke pokemon better
late than never I guess
at least you get the chance to meet me a
little bit of modesty goes a long way
Gary mr. Gary to you show some respect
riding the fame and success of his
famous grandfather to further his own
life the pokemon trainer
opts to capture the strongest of the
creatures instead of working hard it’s
good to have a grandfather in the
Pokemon business isn’t it
he doesn’t even walk like the other
trainers riding in a chauffeured red
convertible every time we see him
[Music]
despite his extreme laziness he’s still
hugely arrogant cuz I want the pleasure
of beating you myself you see what a
real Pokemon master
gee I thought I had confidence he teases
ash constantly and keeps a collection of
groupie cheerleaders to ensure his ego
remains inflated we’d love to see this
guy fall but his legion of fans would
just be there to pull him back up again
let’s go girls if I stay here much
longer I might catch looser writers and
miss the competition see ya number seven
Bojack horseman
Bojack horseman i parked in a handicap
spot out that’s okay you parked in a
disabled spot is that the proper
nomenclature maybe you should move the
car no I don’t think I should drive
right now I’m I’m incredibly drunk we’re
not sure how many beers it takes to get
a horse drunk but rest assured Bojack is
always past that mark are you drunk
Todd I weigh over 1,200 pounds it takes
a lot of beer to get me drunk yes as an
alcoholic
he’s bitter depressed and hates himself
for blowing his chance at the Hollywood
big-time rather than coming to terms
with his life Bojack takes out his
self-loathing on others did you just say
you think the troops are jerks oh you
took that the bad way didn’t you his
destructive decisions hurt and impede
the lives of the few who still care
about him and while there are times when
it looks like Bojack cares about them
too these only serve as examples where
he gallops back to his less than
Pleasant behavior isms does it make you
less of a horrible person you think I’m
pretty
well that was another in a long series
of regrettable life choices
number six brainy Smurf the Smurfs
alright brainy I’ll give you three days
to see if your time schedule works and I
want you all to cooperate sooner had the
whole village smurfing like a well-oiled
machine stacked in this annoying blue
know-it-alls house or big books full of
quotes he finds inspirational and of
course all those quotes were said by him
in my humble opinion what we need is a
way to keep track of time so that we can
make better use of it that may be all
you need to know about brainy but just
in case you should also know that he’s
self-obsessed openly admitting that he’s
his own favorite subject
my fellow Smurfs your Labor’s have
produced the palace of great beauty and
I would say thanks if I didn’t deserve
every bit of it contrary to what his
name suggests brainy is not that
intelligent or wise rather he actually
knows very little and is usually wrong
still he boasts about himself bosses the
other Smurfs around and constantly tries
to show off honestly we can’t blame the
village for getting tired of his antics
on occasion just kidding I think the
first thing brainy has to clean up his
act II number five Rick Sanchez Rick and
Morty I love my grandkids Oh psych just
kidding my new catchphrase is I don’t
give a shit
let me see what you’ve got genius
sociopath alcoholic great combination
right for this scientist it’s the right
collection of traits to make him both
brilliant and hated Maury gotta flip him
off I told them it means peace among
worlds how hilarious is that having no
sense of right and wrong he lets his
intellect take him down some pretty dark
roads let’s just say human life isn’t
his biggest concern hey hey bro how many
people was your Morty responsible for
killing today none we chilled it blitz
and chips all day
ain’t that right homey darn right bro
rick has also allowed his substance
abuse to make him cynical so he’s
generally miserable even on his best
days he takes no responsibility for his
actions
is possessive of his grandson Morty and
rarely uses his genius for good what a
waste
yeah what are you in for everything
number four
brian Griffin Family Guy you know Peter
I hate to say I told you so about not
being a genius but yeah it open-faced
quad I’m I’m sorry about that
where do we even begin with Brian he
thinks he’s better than everyone else
morally and intellectually in reality
his morals shift to agree with his
actions and he’s a pseudo intellectual
at best follow your nose
oh I’m sorry I know that was good I just
I didn’t think you were gonna go so
cartoony with it well how how would you
read it oh I don’t know I was thinking
of doing it you know good like like an
actor but you know your ways good too
he’s had more than his fair share of
ladies but is spineless when it comes to
any kind of commitment yeah okay
quagmire may be sleazy too but at least
he’s honest about it Brian
occasionally fights as a bleeding-heart
liberal and when he does he’s always in
your face about it all right
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let’s also add that he’s unemployed
tries to sleep with his best friend’s
wife for tens he’s an author and drives
a Prius enough said hey you must be the
owner of that Prius outside thanks for
saving the world he gets it he gets what
we Prius owners are trying to do number
three comic book guy The Simpsons
there’s no emoticon for what I’m feeling
before there were internet trolls and
YouTube commenters it was this nerd
making all others look bad for their
geeky interests Comic Book Guy a
complete list of things I have seen or
not seen is available on my blog your
mother is on the Nazi list along with a
Star Wars film that was any good since
the first one and even that has been
ruined by CGI editions
Bravo George the proprietor of
Springfield’s den of geek comic book guy
is grossly obese and supremely sarcastic
his genius level intellect is wasted on
his love of superheroes mythical
folklore and putting other people down
he can’t be the Hulk I’m the Hulk
oh please you couldn’t even change it to
build Bixby we must admit though he is
talented at being a jerk his blows are
well-crafted
and eloquent I get my news from the
internet like every other normal person
under 70 farewell dinosaur comic book
guy has also cemented himself in pop
culture with his ultra snarky
catchphrase worst entry ever the worst
episode ever rest assured that I was on
the internet within minutes registering
my disgust throughout the world number 2
sterling Archer Archer Lana Lana Lana
not danger zone James Bond is the
ultimate suave super spy now take away
the charm double the narcissistic
personality disorder and add a penchant
for sarcasm and you have sterling Archer
oh good because your opinion matters and
since you seem unclear on the concept
that was sarcasm he is undeniably a
talented secret age
but his douchebag tendencies caused more
trouble than his good traits could ever
make up for
I mean morality aside how do you keep
track of all these lies practice zero
lying is like 95% of what I do in your
gesture he is a misogynist sex addict
and an alcoholic come on get me drunk
enough and I might have sex with you
really oh it’s a catch-22 the amount of
alcohol I would need would literally
kill me yeah but I do want to see how
many pool balls you can fit in your
mouth he’s selfish
borderline brutal when it comes to
undermining his colleagues and generally
unconcerned with the well-being of
others much to the dismay of the world
he’s also too valuable to lose so it
seems we’re stuck with him on behalf of
his fellow Isis agents please let me be
the first to offer my condolences and
let me be the first to welcome you back
into the dating pool before we unveil
our number one pick here are some
honorable or in this case dishonorable
mentions that’s right office pence paid
vacation in Angelica Lam hmm sometimes I
wish I could be you just so I could be
friends with me I can’t drink that why
not
are you blind just look at it what about
it that lemon has three seeds in it
that’s an odd number a user is a shower
Mitch that bother you
please be sacrilege that a priceless
artifact a part of our collective
childhood you monster yeah yeah this is
your elegant plan you think I’m gonna
give you the money to get you to stop
making that noise number one Eric
Cartman South Park hey Carmen did you
bring us money from your mom Yeah right
you guys could kiss my black egg there
is no inseparable animated small-screen
character quite like Cartman he curses
in a way that sailors can only dream of
and takes every opportunity to make fun
of others good morning students
shall we all feeling today and those are
his nice qualities he’s also spoiled
compassionless ignorant and charmingly
an anti-semite eight nine five I will
just say it
he’s evil Cartman is a manipulator
constantly toying with his friends for
whatever personal gain he’s obsessing
over at the time there are no limits on
the lengths to which Cartman will go in
order to succeed is that true Eric did
you give Kyle aids well he was being a
total dick and he’s a big-time town
going around talking crab Devaney close
friend or mortal enemy Cartman will
treat all people equally horribly trust
us either steer clear of Cartman or
respect his authority I have a daughter
that’s right and people must respect it
yeah that should be friend just fine
just fine yeah no nothing’s worse than
Carmen with authority do you agree with
our list who do you think is the most
obnoxious animated TV character oh my
love the answer is yes boom
congratulations
for more interesting top 10s published
every day be sure to subscribe to
watchmojo.com yes I did it there is no
God in your face one dot
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