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Top 10 Biggest Celebrity Airheads


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theme often comes at a price but not all
celebrities can do the math and I’m
working on putting the toilet paper on
the way down or it’s called welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top 10 celebrity
airheads you think um this is what I
have to talk about okay I feel like I’ve
been missing out on life
like what my life’s like dings and
things going on for this list we’re
focusing on celebrities that at one
point or another may have demonstrated a
somewhat questionable intellect so he’s
gotta get this guy to handle my
particular rape involvement and that
please to be clear in no way are we
saying these celebrities are dumb or
ditzy it’s just their public personas
seem to be please fat ass titties y’all
can’t get nuttin number 10
Mike the situation Sorrentino this is
the situation right here my abs are so
ripped up it’s called the situation as a
cast member of MTV’s Jersey Shore this
Staten Island native often made viewers
shake their heads over the course of the
show’s six seasons to be fair however
it’s likely that MTV producers
manipulated a few of those situations
can you believe this guy with his cap
teeth his hair products and his fake tan
I mean actually looking good brah
even so Mike Sorrentino undoubtedly
delivered plenty of boneheaded
statements and consider this Abercrombie
& Fitch once asked the situation not to
wear their clothes given his poor
reputation but while everybody has their
moments when the cameras are rolling
there’s no excuse for wasting easy cash
by allegedly defrauding the government
and well the situation’s castmates
certainly didn’t advance his real-world
education Whitney what’s your deal you
look like the chicks I used to bang
before I had all this money number nine
Tori Spelling just like my mom says I
better find a rich guy to marry me cuz
I’m too stupid to take care of myself
despite her rather entitled upbringing
this former Beverly Hills 90210 star has
managed to appear somewhat relatable at
times
well at least until she begins speaking
this is this is a waste of time I
actually just don’t have what it takes
in an interview with Access Hollywood
live Tori Spelling claimed that she
doesn’t actually sweat which is a
statement that could only come from a
Hollywood celebrity furthermore she
maintained that she’s not big on water
after a workout which defies both
science and all of humanity I was
feeling really bad about my potato
making skills for the most part water is
good for the body unless you’re being
consumed by a massive tsunami or tidal
wave and so Tori Spelling may need
someone to burst that Hollywood bubble
of hers you have a masseuse a live-in
housekeeper you were looking for a
summer home room service the Ritz that
gets you in trouble hearing them all
lump together it’s hard to hear it
number 8 Britney Spears with such an
accomplished career this pop icon has
plenty of advice to offer young artists
about the music industry I love red wine
right now in red wine it makes me like
really mellow and I like but as far as
I’m such a control freak theoretically
Britney Spears has liberated many
adoring fans with her billboard hits yet
she’s also claimed that she liberated
herself by walking around naked until
the age of 13 and she’s not exactly keen
on thinking about movies at least
according to her thoughts on the
Sundance Film Festival of course
Brit also struggles a bit with geography
as she once implied that Japan is in
Africa
and this is one of the more influential
people of the 21st century a person that
believed a trip from America to Canada
meant crossing a Great Sea reaction back
to the future mm-hmm is that possible –
Tom Travis Kate this is number 7 Mike
Tyson knock out coming in round one of
this heavyweight fight there it was once
known as the baddest man on the planet
this boxer has made plenty of bad
decisions throughout his career and well
public speaking has never quite been
Mike Tyson’s thing even if he seems to
thoroughly enjoy the experience my car
went through the glass window and I had
to get arrested because of property
damage oh okay see that’s a pretty good
one um but beyond the verbal fails of
kid dynamite
it’s his actions that have produced the
most troubling airhead moments affecting
both his career and the well-being of
others any case you can get your dignity
back before wait no no dignity buddy
taking some leave hold out here you take
him that’s not cool of course there’s
the sexual assault case that landed
Tyson in the slammer and that time he
became so frustrated at work that he
actually bit another person’s ear off or
won some nasty stuff that neither need
to be a bite or most that happened and
that’s a genuine airhead move to put it
nicely
number six heidi montag I never learn
anything I never went to school I never
did anything I just like went shopping
and hung out mm-hmm where do we begin
you’ve seen the hills right if so you
know the MTV reality series is the go-to
place for the most hilarious Heidi
Montag brain fails but perhaps you’re
behind on the life of mrs. Spencer Pratt
so we’ll catch you up are you proud of
this am i proud of of what when the way
you guys behaved in this program on I
mean I’m not ashamed anticipating the
end of the world
Spidey as Heidi and Spencer are together
called tore through a full ten million
dollars based solely on the Mayans
apocalyptic predictions
then there are her costly plastic
surgeries which to her credit at least
she admits to regretting like daya
surgery da well there seems to be a
clear reason for heidi montag financial
woes her clear airhead tendencies coming
here and having you attacking me this is
really hard
number five Tara Reid now since her
breakout role in American Pie Tara Reid
has experienced quite the career
trajectory okay maybe she was never
destined to be an a-lister it was the
first food that ever made a decision
where the Twitter fans had a tweet on it
April lives or April does but her public
statements haven’t exactly helped either
most notably when she responded to the
2005 London terrorist attack by
suggesting that mean people should buy
their own country to live in she’s even
gone so far as to admit that she makes
quote Jessica Simpson look like a rock
scientist given Tara Reid’s televised
comments on sharks one could argue that
she’s also a few fish short of a school
well how do how does a wellness shark
have sex and I live whatever video of it
no because there’s a thing called well
sharks so I thought they must you know
and then I realize that whales are
mammals and sharks are animals they have
nothing to do they just number for
Justin Bieber that’s a cool spot to fish
you know you if I ever remembered it
from YouTube to pop stardom this
Canadian has long entertained the masses
bobbing about oppression
sometimes it’s with his exceptional
vocals and sometimes it’s with his
unique thoughts on life for example mr.
Bieber once used a fast-food franchise
as a metaphor for Christianity stating
that quote if you go to Taco Bell that
doesn’t make you a taco of course this
is the same guy that visited the Anne
Frank museum and left a supremely
pretentious message in the guestbook and
was a great girl hopefully she would
have been a believer events like this
may transpire because the mind of young
Biebs is still developing one can only
hope that he makes the big jump from
celebrity airhead to a refined gentleman
of the world soon you said Anne Frank
would have been a belieber if Anne Frank
heard your music she would have burned
to auschwitz number three
Jessica Simpson before her MTV reality
series this popstar was known for her
looks and her impressive vocals the only
thing difficult about doing your laundry
it’s fun putting it in and putting all
the stuff in it but then afterwards you
have to fold it but after the premiere
of newlyweds it became evident that
perhaps Jessica Simpson was lacking
something between the ears especially in
her classic chicken of the sea mix-up is
this chicken what I have is this fish I
know it’s tuned of it it says chicken
by the sea so stupid
in fact Jessica’s airhead moments were
trending before Twitter was even a thing
now that’s impressive some of Jessica’s
quotes are so ridiculous that one has to
question if she’s actually doing it for
the publicity but as Jessica Simpson
fades in and out of the spotlight it’s
clear that she views the world a little
differently than most number two Kim
Kardashian can I just say something to
all the young people out there in
particular banish this there are many
reasons why people dislike the selfie
queen we even made a top 10 video about
them then I just like I don’t want to go
through this again
oh cool but it’s Kim Kardashian’s
detachment from societal norms that
often leaves people especially mystified
for example she’s noted that stretch
marks are her biggest fear well to be
fair sometimes people do say the wrong
things in the heat of the moment so like
I don’t think any of us know what we’re
doing with our career I think mom and I
just were lucky and we like made it
happen yet Kim has a vast history of
being a first-rate airhead as she’s
claimed to be too cool for duck face
thus implying that duck face was in fact
cool at some point however whereas
that’s more of a theoretical airhead
concept her social media accounts reveal
someone more concerned with her own
brand education then well actual
education you know what can you do
before we unveil our top pick here are
some honorable mentions no news since
then this sounds like you’re at Husky
look sexy come on we have some fun last
night no it’s actually she have a low
voice in real life everything
I ain’t get your car today and get your
colleagues will say I’m famous is hard
to say look at the carpet is bogging day
I thought Europe was a country let’s say
Buddhist Budapest number one Ryan Lochte
but stops is looking pretty go to the
lane for back in 2008 the world came to
know this gentleman for his exceptional
performance at the Beijing Summer
Olympics and before long Ryan Lochte
educated us on his creative alteration
of a popular young jeezy catchphrase
Jia Jia really Jade
Jia like like chia pet with a G yeah but
you got to say Jia that’s what you’d
call a legit airhead moment and Lochte
continued to deliver all the way through
the 2012 Summer Olympics and of course
with his ear eality series entitled what
would Ryan Lochte do you know I’ve never
been asked that question what is the
lock the edge
I honestly have no idea he’s a special
athlete and he’s a special personality
and upon closing out his Olympic career
at the 2016 Rio Olympics he continued to
thoroughly amaze the world by blatantly
lying about a drunken night out on the
town I’m human I made a mistake and
that’s something that I’m gonna have to
live with once again this was an
astonishing Ryan Lochte airhead moment
for the ages what defines me Ryan Lochte
do you agree with our list who’s your
favorite celebrity airhead and why
douchebag I don’t even know what is
douchebag like what is it
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grow back is broken what put a vertebrae
or Martian spinal
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