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Top 10 Best South Park Characters


they’re the iconic residents of this
little mountain town welcome to
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down our picks for the top 10 best South
Park characters you want to get high no
before we begin
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for this list we’re looking at the most
iconic and popular characters from
across this juggernaut of adult
animation we are two days away from
opening and you’re all around number ten
Ike Broflovski my job the black sheep of
the family as it were I guess Kyle’s
adopted brother from Canada as a result
he gets the same visual treatment as the
rest of the Canadians in the South Park
verse with beady eyes and a seemingly
disjointed flopping head it’s not all
bad though since the younger broth lofty
happens to be quite the genius even if
he can’t pronounce all his words yet he
is still shown to have a sharp mind is
always on hand to help his older brother
and once saved the princess of Canada
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he also somehow managed to end up in a
sexual relationship with Miz Stevenson
not bad for someone still in
kindergarten we were meant to be I know
it how else could sex be that incredible
I didn’t know number nine timmy burch he
can’t say much more than his name and is
bound to a wheelchair
if this handicapped student is probably
one of the most successful in all of
South Park he became a sensation as the
leading member of the rock group Timmy
and the lords of the underworld up to
mention he set up a highly profitable
taxi cab like service pretty much
putting Phil Collins and uber to shame
right here is good thank you
I can just use the app to tip you right
tonight oh this is so handy Thank You
Jenna
despite his disabilities Timmy has
become a prominent and equally respected
member of the boys often helping them
out in their various misdeeds it’s
probably down to that award-winning
smile
in my time back home Matt hi Matt I’m a
tenor number 8 Jimmy Valmer you dirty
mother from one physically challenged
individual to the next this fourth
grader originally started as nothing
more than a rival for Timmy
however Jimmy really came into his own
as the series went on in spite of
suffering from cerebral palsy Jimmy’s
handi-capable personality has made him a
recurring comedic icon in South Park
Methodist
entertainment is like that I love being
in front of anyone he often comes up
with the dirtiest jokes is oddly
charismatic and is probably second only
to Cartman when it comes to the list of
crimes he’s committed heck his remedy
for getting awkward boners on stage was
to have sex with a prostitute named
nutgobbler keep it classy Jimmy but it
do you know what you’re supposed to do
when your penis gets hood
number seven Kenny mcCormick poor poor
Kenny while things may have changed
later on in the series this muffled
member of South Park’s most famous
quartet is most well known for one thing
and one thing only
dying in every single episode oh my god
they killed Kenny
yeah bastard as a result he has been
crushed shot decapitated killed by
celebrities killed by auto-erotic
asphyxiation killed by oral sex killed
by having his heart replaced with a
baked potato the list goes on and on and
on we accidentally replaced your heart
with a baked potato of about three
seconds to live wait oh my god they
killed Kenny
yeah bastards while he and the Grim
Reaper started to take a bit of a break
as a season six
he’s more than proven as worth in the
realm of the living thanks to an awesome
Batman impression what is your power I
can’t die number six Kyle Broflovski
well hi this frenzy and this friend
belongs to a certain children people of
Israel and it so happens that these
children people killed your Lord the
resident Jewish kid of the group Kyle
has often been the voice of reason when
it has hit the fan over the years not
that it doesn’t much good as the
sometimes friends sometimes nemesis of
Cartman the two often find themselves in
heated exchanges whenever the latter is
up to no good Kyle if you made a deal
with somebody you have to stick by it
thank you mr. Vasquez jeez what was the
agreement then if he could prove
leprechauns exist that would suck it
balls while he’s ultimately a good boy
with a strong head on his shoulders he
still tends to be emotionally impulsive
as a result he often finds himself in
all kinds of awkward situations like
imagination land and the human scent
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number five mr. garrison Oh barn it’s me
your teacher mrs. garrison you guys mr.
garrison head City South Park Elementary
is home to a whole slew of teachers who
are a little out there all right girls
yesterday we went over the myriad of
diseases you can get from boys but today
we’re going to talk about the most
horrible disease they can give you of
all pregnancy however one who has
ultimately gone through the most changes
for better or worse is Herbert garrison
he started out as a homosexual II
repressed adult who couldn’t tell the
difference between molestation and love
I’m not going to molest you you don’t
love me ha ha ha ha ha then he went
through a sex change and ended up with
Richard Dawkins as a lover only to get
his penis reattached and essentially
become Donald Trump well at least we can
say he’s had an interesting career
the Canadians can’t do them till they
realize that hundreds of thousands of
their people are over here illegally
number 4 Stan Marsh no I I don’t really
care about the TV show I’m just trying
to stop the Japanese from killing
dolphins and whales like Kyle Stan
stands is one of the few responsible
kids in South Park as such he’s often
challenged by the likes of Cartman and
whatever wave of crazy hits the town
that week one could also call him the
most emotionally complex of the group
especially when it comes to serious
social issues like bullying and whaling
as soon as we get there we got to be
ready to deploy a tracking device
we can’t let this whale get hurt above
all else however he’s just a boy in love
it’s just unfortunate he can’t get lovey
dovey with his girlfriend Wendy without
projectile vomiting all over her but hey
at least he’s great at jacking it in San
Diego San Diego jacket dragon dragon
attack bagging and tagging its Fagin in
fact number 3 butters stotch the only
way I could feel this right now is it
something really good before so I have
to take the bad with the good
speaking of sensitive here’s a fan
favorite who’s become a central
character butters is probably the nicest
kid you could ever hope to meet
with a big heart bigger imagination and
overwhelming desire to help people it’s
that very nature that’s led him to be
manipulated by the likes of Cartman
and the rest on frequent occasions whoa
my parents don’t else but sometimes I
get picked on by this one kid at school
his name is Eric Cartman any always
trying to play jokes on me instead oh
really it hasn’t stopped him from trying
to look on the sunny side of things
however he’s so nice he managed to
become the most well-regarded pimp in
South Park teachers should be doing
kitchen on the playground you can make
50 bucks a game by the posters and shoes
you have a word okay you a bitch number
two Eric Cartman I had everyone bothered
much he’s rude he’s racist
he’s foul-mouthed sexist he’s vengeful
easily offended he’s selfish he’s a
coward and he’s a liar I’m sorry for
what I said okay
it was wrong with me and I promise you
that it won’t happen again
undoubtedly this little fat boy from a
little mountain town in Colorado just
might be the most despicable character
ever conceived yet we cannot bring
ourselves to hate him okay man me men
men men men Cartman is so outrageous in
his schemes and antics that he more
often than not ends up making us laugh
the most go ahead my Bobby call me right
here in the bed that you want you’re
such a bad girl I’m not for me even when
he does horrendous things like killing a
guy’s parents and turning them into
chili do you like it
united’s good I caught it mr. and mrs.
Kinnaman Chitty besides it’s not like he
doesn’t get his comeuppance every now
and again Wow kid you’re a little faggot
name before we unveil our number one
pick your are some honorable mentions
being single Stan so that you can use
Facebook to find other girls according
to your Facebook page we aren’t friends
so everybody have you seen my balls
their biggest Ozzie and brown if you
ever need a pic pick me up just stick my
balls in your mouth this is the first
day of sexual education okay now I know
that some of you think this is very
funny words like penis and vagina no no
stop that okay number one Randy marsh
oh that was it that was a ghost
ectoplasm we can say without a shadow of
a doubt there has never been a father
quite like Randy it with the heresy
I think his pants are falling down what
what I do well it’s easy to see that
above all else he loves his family and
strives to be a role model for Stan he
has accumulated quite the list of
accomplishments over the show’s run all
of which are of a questionable nature
she’s beautiful
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he purposely got himself testicular
cancer he forced a Virgin Mary statue to
bleed on him he has the world record for
the largest crap and he has a secret
life as the singer Lord yah yah yah yah
yah yah yah yah yah yah Norton commando
yah yah again there’s no dad quite like
Randy uh Japanese girls exchanging
bodily fluids click all this sucks I
can’t jack off to this do you agree with
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