[Music]
they’re the worst five people in all of
Philadelphia welcome to watchmojo.com
and today we’re counting down our picks
for the top ten
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
episodes I’m not ugly you’re ugly for
this list we’ve selected the best of the
best when it comes to episodes of this
long-running comedy series which one of
these talented entertainers who I am not
attracted to it all will be the winner
we’ve chosen our entries based on their
quality popularity and memorability as
well as how much each represents the
sensibilities of the show as you’d
expect this list is full of spoilers so
a spoiler alert is now in effect hey
should we work on our homes
seriously dude I think we need to get
you to a hospital
number 10 the gang buys a boat this is
what P Diddy Boat dance uh-huh you look
like one of those inflatable dancing
things at the used-car lot the ones that
flail around with using the money they
turned selling dick towels Dennis
Charlie and Mac buy a boat and set their
sights on a life of aquatic adventure
while they were in the market for a
fancy yacht they end up purchasing a
crappy houseboat and persuade the rest
of the gang to clean it up
hey Dee since you didn’t invest any
money in this venture you’re gonna be
the one that’s got to do all the hard
labor here so I need you to get rid of
all this shit and make the boat look
nice being the vain sociopath he is
Dennis convinces Mac that women will
have sex with them if they’re on a boat
because of the implication boat purpose
of buying the boat the first place was
to get the ladies nice and tipsy topside
so we can take him to a nice comfortable
place below deck and you know all hell
breaks loose and Mac and Dennis return
from the boat store to find their
investment has gone up in flames
Charlie where’s the boat what happened
to the boat
with its countless gags and crazy twists
this is easily one of the most quotable
episodes of the series because if the
girl said no then the answer obviously
is no no but the thing is is she’s not
gonna say she would never say no because
of the implication number 9 Mac and
Dennis moved to the suburbs Hey children
play here you fat cow after Dennis set
in motion a series of events that led to
his and Mac’s apartment building burning
down in an earlier episode the to search
online for a new place to call home
unfortunately rent in the city ain’t
cheap so they decide to move out to the
burbs oh damn it
I care if you’re all see the gap Frank
bets that the two won’t last a month
outside of the city if they win Frank
will pay their rent for a year but if
they lose they have to share a bed with
an old man yep that’s right an old man
like any great episode of Sonny this one
begins with a simple enough premise but
devolves into complete and utter chaos
by the time the credits roll
Dennis would like Dennis what it’s
Dennis talking about
number eight Mac and Charlie died part
one at the last possible second I’m
thinking maybe three feet from the wall
we jump out to safety the car explodes
at a hot ball of fury and we’re dead to
the world
the first part in this two-part
television masterpiece revolves around
Mac and Charlie as they plan to either
kill themselves or faked their own
deaths after they find out that Mac’s
vengeful dad is being released from
prison the only way that my dad is not
going to kill us is if he thinks we’re
already dead oh great I was hoping you’d
say that great let’s kill ourselves
let’s do it nope Mac and Charlie are for
lack of a better word idiots so it’s no
surprise that their plan which involves
crashing Dee’s car and making it explode
as they narrowly escape runs into a few
hilarious bumps along the way
the absurdity level is through the roof
on this one reminding fans why it’s
always sunny is one of a kind
the writers are willing to do things
that have never been done before and
which will probably never happen again
on TV I can’t believe they didn’t
include me in their suicide pact number
seven the gang solves the gas crisis
capitalism at work when the gang
confronts Charlie about his questionable
method of powering the bar using a
generator they come up with a brilliant
plan to stock up on gas stored in the
basement of Paddy’s and sell it when the
prices go up when the gas prices
skyrocket we sell it make huge profit
simple enough right
not for these guys the plan slowly but
surely turns into a fiasco that involves
fireballs a lemonade stand and
eventually a car crash that causes a
massive explosion with the gang barely
escaping with their lives why are the
brakes working could you back up the
brick’s wild garbages
yes the gas crisis is more complicated
than they thought this episode gives us
a glimpse into the gangs dependence on
one another which would be sweet if they
weren’t all such awful human beings
really number six sweet Dee dates a
retarded person Kevin these are the
clowns I work with Oh is your crew baby
hmm girl you see they know Klaus he
would be able to tell the person she was
dating was handicapped right dee
announces to the gang that she’s dating
a local rapper but dennis seems to
remember the man in question as a
special needs kid from when they were in
elementary school his name Kevin
Gallagher yes holy shit no that guy’s
retarded hell-bent on solving this
mystery Dee and Dennis visit her
boyfriend’s mom’s house to find answers
would you describe your son as a special
girl you can’t do that why could he hit
you that’s wrong because he’s her son of
course he’s special they’ll see yes this
episode goes places no other show would
dare go and makes the audience
accountable for the horrible actions of
these characters you can’t help but
laugh then feel instantly bad about
laughing you’re not gonna believe this
he tried to convince me that you were
retarded Oh this episode also features
the creation of Charlie’s infamous night
man and demon songs but more on that
later oh the night’s men number five the
Dennis system guys I have a system a
foolproof system for getting any chicks
undying love and devotion for life if
you want to seduce the woman of your
dreams just follow these simple steps
demonstrate value engage physically
nurture dependence neglect emotionally
inspire hope and separate entirely have
her car towed or you can slash your
tires either way make her depend on you
for rides only the twisted narcissistic
mind of Dennis Reynolds could come up
with such a ridiculous and misogynistic
concept and named it after himself no
less but when he introduces the system
to the gang they buy it hook line &
sinker
I’m one
bitch you’re gonna die tonight
unfortunately the rest of the gang
doesn’t seem to fully grasp the concept
and as you can expect hilarity ensues I
ripped your sink apart I brought a bag
of hair you know I mean I come across
looking like a total jerk
another classic episode filled with
memorable moments and quotable lines the
gangs insanity is on full display as
they make their feeble attempts at
seduction
I dropped my monster condom number four
the gang tries desperately to win an
award I like to recommend to our
first-timers our signature cocktail
Caribbean paradise some people say it’s
better than busting a nut despite the
show’s brilliance it’s incredibly
talented comedic cast and writers and a
large dedicated fanbase sunny has never
won an Emmy we got to go darker with
industry night well edgy er no Frank
don’t derail us we’re doing bright
lights bright colors and funny banter
that’s what wins in fact the only
category in which it’s been nominated is
outstanding stunt coordination for a
comedy series or variety program in this
episode the show finally addresses this
injustice there weren’t a lot of people
in there but this bar is won a shitload
of awards do you guys think that our
location is the problem yeah yeah
frustrated by the lack of respect given
to Patti’s the gang decides to appeal to
their customers by giving the people
what they want
loving these lights you guys I am
glowing like an angel over here turns
out they have no idea what people want
you know what he’s not he’s not covering
stupid tattoos and doesn’t have a
cigarette for a mother what this episode
stands as a big fu to the Emmys and a
salute to fans who love the show for
what it has always been I don’t
number three charlie work I got a code
rather than just got tipped off that the
health inspectors coming today the guy’s
gonna be here like 15 minutes to pulled
a fast one on us while Dee Dennis Frank
and Mac work on their newest scheme
Charlie learns that the health inspector
will be paying Paddy’s a visit and tries
his very best to clean the place up we
got to get all these chickens and coops
and feathers and everything in the back
office now go one of the hell we do that
well I assume you don’t want a health
inspector seeing anything about a
chicken scam you’re trying to pull off
this ends up being a bigger task than it
should be as the gang scheme involves
live chickens and hundreds of steaks
what is the plan what is happening try
let me find a loophole in the system
that’s a closing loopholes airline miles
and coins you’re doing a chicken in
airline miles cam today
look it is a great plan okay we do not
have a ton of time to explain it to you
we’re busy okay fine whatever I get it I
get it when the health inspector arrives
Charlie tries to pass off the gangs
bizarre behavior as normal hey did you
hear a bartender run all right we’re not
paying for contaminated sticks your
entire truck is filled with chicken you
want me to return 4,000 steaks
this restaurant is insane a deep dive
into Charlie’s psyche this is one of the
most unique and visually ambitious
episodes of the series as it features an
impressive seven-minute scene shot in
one long consecutive take parroting the
infamous scene from the first season of
true detective
30 seconds in and out 30 seconds in and
out number two
chardee macdennis the game of games Oh
gentlemen it’s time Oh
it’s not just a game it’s a war chardee
macdennis is a game created by the gang
that is a test of mind body and spirit
and which pushes them all to the edge of
their sanity whoa you get to drink
during the game but drinking is the game
Frank it’s the whole point of it sitting
in patty’s with nothing to do the gang
introduces Frank to the game of games
and informs him that Dee and Dennis or
team golden geese had never lost
macdennis
the winner gets to smash the other
team’s game pieces Hey that’s the prize
you get to smash the team’s game pieces
Oh
it’s incredibly gratifying oh it’s
awesome Frank the winner gets to smash
the losers game pieces and the poor
condition of Mac and Charlie’s game
pieces reflects the fact that they’ve
never managed to win a game these are
Mac and Charlie’s pieces look at the
condition that they are in pretty
pathetic turns out however that team
golden geese had been cheating since day
one before we unveil our number one pick
here are some honorable mentions
[Applause]
hi um I’m a recovering crackhead this is
my retarded sister that I take care of
I’d like some welfare please what do now
well if we hurry up we get back the
airport get a red-eye back to Philly
yeah chief it dang gotcha kid
number one the Nightman cometh to make
love to you the season four finale and
our favorite episode of It’s Always
Sunny it’s centered around Charlie as he
and the gang attempt to stage a rock
opera based on his nightmare and demon
songs I am the ruler of darkness I am
the master of light
I am the Dayman not only did the jokes
go above and beyond the already high
level fans have come to expect from
Sonny but the songs are all great too
nice man Oh
the Nightman cometh is hands-down the
most hilarious and quotable episode of
the series and possibly among the
funniest half hours of musical comedy
ever to grace the small screen period
you gotta pay the troll toll if you want
to get into that boys hole you’ve got to
pay the troll toll to get in the cast of
the show even performed the Rockhopper
live as a stage play which proves that
this is far more than your average
episode of television please just
[Music]
do you agree with our list what are your
favorite episodes of It’s Always Sunny
gentlemen suck my dick for more exciting
top 10s published every day be sure to
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[Music]
they’re the worst five people in all of
Philadelphia welcome to watchmojo.com
and today we’re counting down our picks
for the top ten
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
episodes I’m not ugly you’re ugly for
this list we’ve selected the best of the
best when it comes to episodes of this
long-running comedy series which one of
these talented entertainers who I am not
attracted to it all will be the winner
we’ve chosen our entries based on their
quality popularity and memorability as
well as how much each represents the
sensibilities of the show as you’d
expect this list is full of spoilers so
a spoiler alert is now in effect hey
should we work on our homes
seriously dude I think we need to get
you to a hospital
number 10 the gang buys a boat this is
what P Diddy Boat dance uh-huh you look
like one of those inflatable dancing
things at the used-car lot the ones that
flail around with using the money they
turned selling dick towels Dennis
Charlie and Mac buy a boat and set their
sights on a life of aquatic adventure
while they were in the market for a
fancy yacht they end up purchasing a
crappy houseboat and persuade the rest
of the gang to clean it up
hey Dee since you didn’t invest any
money in this venture you’re gonna be
the one that’s got to do all the hard
labor here so I need you to get rid of
all this shit and make the boat look
nice being the vain sociopath he is
Dennis convinces Mac that women will
have sex with them if they’re on a boat
because of the implication boat purpose
of buying the boat the first place was
to get the ladies nice and tipsy topside
so we can take him to a nice comfortable
place below deck and you know all hell
breaks loose and Mac and Dennis return
from the boat store to find their
investment has gone up in flames
Charlie where’s the boat what happened
to the boat
with its countless gags and crazy twists
this is easily one of the most quotable
episodes of the series because if the
girl said no then the answer obviously
is no no but the thing is is she’s not
gonna say she would never say no because
of the implication number 9 Mac and
Dennis moved to the suburbs Hey children
play here you fat cow after Dennis set
in motion a series of events that led to
his and Mac’s apartment building burning
down in an earlier episode the to search
online for a new place to call home
unfortunately rent in the city ain’t
cheap so they decide to move out to the
burbs oh damn it
I care if you’re all see the gap Frank
bets that the two won’t last a month
outside of the city if they win Frank
will pay their rent for a year but if
they lose they have to share a bed with
an old man yep that’s right an old man
like any great episode of Sonny this one
begins with a simple enough premise but
devolves into complete and utter chaos
by the time the credits roll
Dennis would like Dennis what it’s
Dennis talking about
number eight Mac and Charlie died part
one at the last possible second I’m
thinking maybe three feet from the wall
we jump out to safety the car explodes
at a hot ball of fury and we’re dead to
the world
the first part in this two-part
television masterpiece revolves around
Mac and Charlie as they plan to either
kill themselves or faked their own
deaths after they find out that Mac’s
vengeful dad is being released from
prison the only way that my dad is not
going to kill us is if he thinks we’re
already dead oh great I was hoping you’d
say that great let’s kill ourselves
let’s do it nope Mac and Charlie are for
lack of a better word idiots so it’s no
surprise that their plan which involves
crashing Dee’s car and making it explode
as they narrowly escape runs into a few
hilarious bumps along the way
the absurdity level is through the roof
on this one reminding fans why it’s
always sunny is one of a kind
the writers are willing to do things
that have never been done before and
which will probably never happen again
on TV I can’t believe they didn’t
include me in their suicide pact number
seven the gang solves the gas crisis
capitalism at work when the gang
confronts Charlie about his questionable
method of powering the bar using a
generator they come up with a brilliant
plan to stock up on gas stored in the
basement of Paddy’s and sell it when the
prices go up when the gas prices
skyrocket we sell it make huge profit
simple enough right
not for these guys the plan slowly but
surely turns into a fiasco that involves
fireballs a lemonade stand and
eventually a car crash that causes a
massive explosion with the gang barely
escaping with their lives why are the
brakes working could you back up the
brick’s wild garbages
yes the gas crisis is more complicated
than they thought this episode gives us
a glimpse into the gangs dependence on
one another which would be sweet if they
weren’t all such awful human beings
really number six sweet Dee dates a
retarded person Kevin these are the
clowns I work with Oh is your crew baby
hmm girl you see they know Klaus he
would be able to tell the person she was
dating was handicapped right dee
announces to the gang that she’s dating
a local rapper but dennis seems to
remember the man in question as a
special needs kid from when they were in
elementary school his name Kevin
Gallagher yes holy shit no that guy’s
retarded hell-bent on solving this
mystery Dee and Dennis visit her
boyfriend’s mom’s house to find answers
would you describe your son as a special
girl you can’t do that why could he hit
you that’s wrong because he’s her son of
course he’s special they’ll see yes this
episode goes places no other show would
dare go and makes the audience
accountable for the horrible actions of
these characters you can’t help but
laugh then feel instantly bad about
laughing you’re not gonna believe this
he tried to convince me that you were
retarded Oh this episode also features
the creation of Charlie’s infamous night
man and demon songs but more on that
later oh the night’s men number five the
Dennis system guys I have a system a
foolproof system for getting any chicks
undying love and devotion for life if
you want to seduce the woman of your
dreams just follow these simple steps
demonstrate value engage physically
nurture dependence neglect emotionally
inspire hope and separate entirely have
her car towed or you can slash your
tires either way make her depend on you
for rides only the twisted narcissistic
mind of Dennis Reynolds could come up
with such a ridiculous and misogynistic
concept and named it after himself no
less but when he introduces the system
to the gang they buy it hook line &
sinker
I’m one
bitch you’re gonna die tonight
unfortunately the rest of the gang
doesn’t seem to fully grasp the concept
and as you can expect hilarity ensues I
ripped your sink apart I brought a bag
of hair you know I mean I come across
looking like a total jerk
another classic episode filled with
memorable moments and quotable lines the
gangs insanity is on full display as
they make their feeble attempts at
seduction
I dropped my monster condom number four
the gang tries desperately to win an
award I like to recommend to our
first-timers our signature cocktail
Caribbean paradise some people say it’s
better than busting a nut despite the
show’s brilliance it’s incredibly
talented comedic cast and writers and a
large dedicated fanbase sunny has never
won an Emmy we got to go darker with
industry night well edgy er no Frank
don’t derail us we’re doing bright
lights bright colors and funny banter
that’s what wins in fact the only
category in which it’s been nominated is
outstanding stunt coordination for a
comedy series or variety program in this
episode the show finally addresses this
injustice there weren’t a lot of people
in there but this bar is won a shitload
of awards do you guys think that our
location is the problem yeah yeah
frustrated by the lack of respect given
to Patti’s the gang decides to appeal to
their customers by giving the people
what they want
loving these lights you guys I am
glowing like an angel over here turns
out they have no idea what people want
you know what he’s not he’s not covering
stupid tattoos and doesn’t have a
cigarette for a mother what this episode
stands as a big fu to the Emmys and a
salute to fans who love the show for
what it has always been I don’t
number three charlie work I got a code
rather than just got tipped off that the
health inspectors coming today the guy’s
gonna be here like 15 minutes to pulled
a fast one on us while Dee Dennis Frank
and Mac work on their newest scheme
Charlie learns that the health inspector
will be paying Paddy’s a visit and tries
his very best to clean the place up we
got to get all these chickens and coops
and feathers and everything in the back
office now go one of the hell we do that
well I assume you don’t want a health
inspector seeing anything about a
chicken scam you’re trying to pull off
this ends up being a bigger task than it
should be as the gang scheme involves
live chickens and hundreds of steaks
what is the plan what is happening try
let me find a loophole in the system
that’s a closing loopholes airline miles
and coins you’re doing a chicken in
airline miles cam today
look it is a great plan okay we do not
have a ton of time to explain it to you
we’re busy okay fine whatever I get it I
get it when the health inspector arrives
Charlie tries to pass off the gangs
bizarre behavior as normal hey did you
hear a bartender run all right we’re not
paying for contaminated sticks your
entire truck is filled with chicken you
want me to return 4,000 steaks
this restaurant is insane a deep dive
into Charlie’s psyche this is one of the
most unique and visually ambitious
episodes of the series as it features an
impressive seven-minute scene shot in
one long consecutive take parroting the
infamous scene from the first season of
true detective
30 seconds in and out 30 seconds in and
out number two
chardee macdennis the game of games Oh
gentlemen it’s time Oh
it’s not just a game it’s a war chardee
macdennis is a game created by the gang
that is a test of mind body and spirit
and which pushes them all to the edge of
their sanity whoa you get to drink
during the game but drinking is the game
Frank it’s the whole point of it sitting
in patty’s with nothing to do the gang
introduces Frank to the game of games
and informs him that Dee and Dennis or
team golden geese had never lost
macdennis
the winner gets to smash the other
team’s game pieces Hey that’s the prize
you get to smash the team’s game pieces
Oh
it’s incredibly gratifying oh it’s
awesome Frank the winner gets to smash
the losers game pieces and the poor
condition of Mac and Charlie’s game
pieces reflects the fact that they’ve
never managed to win a game these are
Mac and Charlie’s pieces look at the
condition that they are in pretty
pathetic turns out however that team
golden geese had been cheating since day
one before we unveil our number one pick
here are some honorable mentions
[Applause]
hi um I’m a recovering crackhead this is
my retarded sister that I take care of
I’d like some welfare please what do now
well if we hurry up we get back the
airport get a red-eye back to Philly
yeah chief it dang gotcha kid
number one the Nightman cometh to make
love to you the season four finale and
our favorite episode of It’s Always
Sunny it’s centered around Charlie as he
and the gang attempt to stage a rock
opera based on his nightmare and demon
songs I am the ruler of darkness I am
the master of light
I am the Dayman not only did the jokes
go above and beyond the already high
level fans have come to expect from
Sonny but the songs are all great too
nice man Oh
the Nightman cometh is hands-down the
most hilarious and quotable episode of
the series and possibly among the
funniest half hours of musical comedy
ever to grace the small screen period
you gotta pay the troll toll if you want
to get into that boys hole you’ve got to
pay the troll toll to get in the cast of
the show even performed the Rockhopper
live as a stage play which proves that
this is far more than your average
episode of television please just
[Music]
do you agree with our list what are your
favorite episodes of It’s Always Sunny
gentlemen suck my dick for more exciting
top 10s published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com if you want
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