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not every police procedural needs to be
gritty and hard-boiled better follow me
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to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
Brooklyn nine-nine moments my stomach is
in flux for this list we’re taking a
look at the most memorable moments from
this golden globe-winning comedy series
I have 90 from the man with the face at
Table four this is terrible you don’t
know what you’re doing Adam Sandler
yeah that’s right I collect antiquities
I’m a serious person number 10
Amy’s late to work 9:01 Amy Santiago is
officially late for the first time ever
all right let’s do this who’s got
theories despite her punctual nature
detective Amy Santiago finds herself
running late to work one day each of
Amy’s co-workers tries to guess why
she’s starting some of their theories
are perfectly plausible like her three
alarms didn’t go off mothers are a bit
more contrived involving abduction
alternate dimensions and Mole Man sex
maybe she fell into another dimension
where she’s interesting
arriving exactly 70 seconds after nine
o’clock Amy is forced to explain herself
turns out there was a long line at the
bank which captain Holt accurately
predicted Santiago you will tell us and
you will tell us now Holt could not be
more pleased with himself
cheering victoriously as if he just won
the lottery
there’s a problem at the bank cocktail
number nine
Sharon’s water breaks Sharon is happy
and captain Holt has no idea where she
is
and we are good at stashing pregnant
ladies while Terry’s in the middle of an
investigation
Jake and Gina look after his very
pregnant wife Sharon this entails
keeping her away from Captain Holt who
isn’t exactly the best conversationalist
that’s one way to put it
Oh Sharon nice to see you you look so
big like a mighty truck hiding Sharon
becomes increasingly difficult however
when her water breaks
Jake’s response to this unexpected
development is beyond priceless my water
just broke
don’t worry about that we’ll just get
you another one
oh you mean your body water that’s much
worse from there the episode turns into
something of a juggling act as Jake
attempts to comfort Charon distance Holt
and deal with an angry hoard of perps on
Thanksgiving it’s a classic example of a
little problem that keeps escalating out
of control
leading to one big laugh after another
everyone I’m gonna need you all to clear
the room this woman is having vaginal
contractions it’s just contractions you
don’t have to add vaginal to it number 8
I do my job and I do it right all right
I see what you’re trying to do but it’s
not gonna work I’m not gonna arrest him
I’m gonna arrest him you won’t back up
yes they may be complete opposites in
many ways but detective Jake Peralta and
captain ray Holt are equally passionate
when it comes to serving justice someone
has been painting wieners on squad cars
and apparently they won’t stop until
there’s a penis drawn on every cop car
in Brooklyn after learning that a
notorious graffiti artist is Deputy
Commissioner Podolski son Jake is given
two options he can either arrest the
bratty hooligan or let him off the hook
Jake ultimately chooses to uphold the
law even if it means putting his career
at risk Trevor Podolski you’re under
arrest for vandalism and destruction of
property
Podolski vows to make life miserable for
Jake and Holt this is not the first time
Holt has stood up to corruption though
in a few straightforward yet badass
words Holt lets the commissioner know
that it will take more than threats to
prevent him from doing his job right
damn son you know I’m still standing
here cuz I do my job and I do it right
damn son don’t say son number seven
Gina’s dance fine I guess I can help you
with those at-risk kids whether she’s
spouting classic one-liners or showing
off her outrageous dance moves Gina
linetti is always a riot when Amy and
Rosa are unable to connect with a group
of troubled teens
Gina steps up as an unlikely counselor
Rosa and I think it would be great if
you talked to the kid I found only cops
could help in this case not being cop
might actually be better taking center
stage she speaks to her audience through
the language of dance Gina aims to
inspire the at-risk kids
but they mainly just find her behavior
weird I think I speak for everyone when
I say you’re weird dancing was just
weird fortunately she quickly wins them
over upon sharing the perks of being a
cop cops make $52,000 a year you never
have to stop at a red light and you get
to carry a gun
who wants in a little boom-boom although
Gina’s dance with Terry had plenty of
pizzazz this routine simply made us
floorgasm don’t look so sad floorgasm is
just a wetter let’s dance ship without
you
number six upsy daisy’s turn around
clear
since diehard is his favorite movie of
all time it isn’t surprising that Jake
often fantasizes about being an action
hero during a paintball simulation Jake
channels his alter ego of Rex Buckingham
and prepares to win coolest kill Rex
Buckingham at Joe service that was
majestic
custom kneepads to help me win coolest
kill as Jake and Boyle show off their
signature moves the inept Scully
suggests holding your gun upside down as
opposed to holding it sideways although
this seems like an unbelievably stupid
idea it actually gets Jake out of a
tough spot cornered by the opposing team
Jake starts to lower his weapons then at
the last second he takes his enemies
down by going up see down seize yes
Kelly I went up see downs ease and none
of you will ever speak of it ever again
his final move manages to be funny while
also being kick-ass maybe Scully could
give John McClane a few pointers you can
use that that will never happen my
American friend number 5 holt and wuntch
hello raymond ray Holt habitually
maintains a professional demeanor
however deputy chief madeline wuntch
knows how to press his buttons whenever
these two are in the same room
Holt can’t help but unleash all of his
animosity towards lunch of course even
then he still speaks in a hilariously
monotone voice but if you’re here who’s
guarding Hades when we first see these
bitter rivals together
Holt compares his superior to Hades and
the captain has plenty of other insults
lined up for his arch-nemesis let’s
begin on another occasion he attempts to
take the moral high ground but cannot
resist dishing out his epic pun
lunchtime is over
well then it haha edit both ways since
Holt is usually seen as the precinct
stern father figure it’s always fun when
he shows off his immature side
especially when one CH is involved you
embarrassed yourself in front of Derek
Jeter number 4 Boyle gets shot in the
butt ah what happened
my dad you saved my life on the surface
detective Charles Boyle might seem like
a bumbling doofus and sometimes he
admittedly is regardless he tries his
best and will always come through for
his friends while pursuing a dangerous
criminal Boyle demonstrates his courage
and dedication by taking a bullet for
Rosa it’s definitely one of Boyle’s most
heroic moments although his gallantry is
kind of overshadowed by the fact that he
got shot in the buttock Will’s a hero
and so this is but nevertheless Boyle is
still rewarded for his bravery with the
Medal of Valor since this is Charles
we’re talking about though it’s only
fitting that a horse named sergeant
peanut-butter steals the show oh my god
Charles is getting the same metal as a
horse number three bull boil you’re
going full Boyle Charles Boyle has the
tendency to rush into relationships
planning extravagant declarations of
love after only a few days as Jake puts
it he goes full Boyle I borrowed the
waiters phone we weren’t looking and
bought me and Vivian plane tickets Rome
what was even two hours to make sure
Boyle doesn’t go overboard with his
latest girlfriend
Jake decides to accompany them on their
next date Boyle naturally takes things
too far
when he decides to buy an engagement
ring on the spot
Jake immediately snatches the ring out
of Boyles hand leading to a standoff
with pepper spray I’m gonna purse for
you restrain me I never spray you as
jake disposes of the jewelry both
simultaneously spray each other
in addition to being totally hysterical
this scene exemplifies Jake’s affection
for Boyle and how far he’s willing to go
to help his best friend number two Holt
wins the bet
last year you bet me that you could
steal my Medal of Valor and you did in
the show’s first Halloween episode
Jake catches Holt off guard by stealing
his Medal of Valor and winning their bet
but now it’s time for round two of our
Halloween bet the two make a similar bet
the following Halloween as Jake tries to
swipe Holt’s wristwatch this time around
though
Holt thanks several steps ahead in the
end Holt reveals that he’s been plotting
his revenge for the past year enlisting
help from the rest of the precinct holt
not only tricked Jake but sent him on a
wild goose chase as well so how’d you
convince the whole squad to betray me
what do you offer them I asked them if
they wanted to embarrass you when they
can simply say yes not gonna lie that
turns me on a little bit it’s a
hilarious turn of events that nobody saw
coming delivering a pitch-perfect
punchline Holt truly earns the title of
amazing police captain / genius before
we unveil our number one pick here are
some honorable mentions
I was hoping Kevin and I attend a class
for fitness and for fun you know my god
I’ve mastered all the moves the pizza
toss the tornado the Scorpion the oopsie
doodle
okay well at least it was just the
keypad
none of the snacks got messed up whoa go
number one Amy loses the bet Peralta
Santiago the bed ends today are you
ready throughout the first half of
season one Jake and Amy have an ongoing
bet involving who can make the most
felony arrests if Amy wins she gets
Jake’s car if Jake wins Amy has to go on
a date with him for in eight hours I
will win the bet and take Santiago on
the worst date in the history of the
world it’s a close race but Jake pulls
an upset at the last minute he takes his
victory to the extreme with music
dancing and confetti Jake wins Amy loses
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look Jake even gets down on one knee and
asks the defeated a me to go on the
worst date ever
presenting her with a one dollar ring
will you go on the worst date ever with
me you have to say yes yes
aside from arguably being the funniest
moment on Brooklyn nine-nine this is
also the beginning of a beautiful
romance guess you can add it to your
list of bad dates no that still goes on
the good day list you know cuz we caught
the bad guys do you agree with our list
nope and he’s already texted me back
with a top 10 list what’s your favorite
Brooklyn nine-nine moment for more
entertaining top 10s published every day
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
and that was not a request
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you
not every police procedural needs to be
gritty and hard-boiled better follow me
under II for a G what cornrows welcome
to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
Brooklyn nine-nine moments my stomach is
in flux for this list we’re taking a
look at the most memorable moments from
this golden globe-winning comedy series
I have 90 from the man with the face at
Table four this is terrible you don’t
know what you’re doing Adam Sandler
yeah that’s right I collect antiquities
I’m a serious person number 10
Amy’s late to work 9:01 Amy Santiago is
officially late for the first time ever
all right let’s do this who’s got
theories despite her punctual nature
detective Amy Santiago finds herself
running late to work one day each of
Amy’s co-workers tries to guess why
she’s starting some of their theories
are perfectly plausible like her three
alarms didn’t go off mothers are a bit
more contrived involving abduction
alternate dimensions and Mole Man sex
maybe she fell into another dimension
where she’s interesting
arriving exactly 70 seconds after nine
o’clock Amy is forced to explain herself
turns out there was a long line at the
bank which captain Holt accurately
predicted Santiago you will tell us and
you will tell us now Holt could not be
more pleased with himself
cheering victoriously as if he just won
the lottery
there’s a problem at the bank cocktail
number nine
Sharon’s water breaks Sharon is happy
and captain Holt has no idea where she
is
and we are good at stashing pregnant
ladies while Terry’s in the middle of an
investigation
Jake and Gina look after his very
pregnant wife Sharon this entails
keeping her away from Captain Holt who
isn’t exactly the best conversationalist
that’s one way to put it
Oh Sharon nice to see you you look so
big like a mighty truck hiding Sharon
becomes increasingly difficult however
when her water breaks
Jake’s response to this unexpected
development is beyond priceless my water
just broke
don’t worry about that we’ll just get
you another one
oh you mean your body water that’s much
worse from there the episode turns into
something of a juggling act as Jake
attempts to comfort Charon distance Holt
and deal with an angry hoard of perps on
Thanksgiving it’s a classic example of a
little problem that keeps escalating out
of control
leading to one big laugh after another
everyone I’m gonna need you all to clear
the room this woman is having vaginal
contractions it’s just contractions you
don’t have to add vaginal to it number 8
I do my job and I do it right all right
I see what you’re trying to do but it’s
not gonna work I’m not gonna arrest him
I’m gonna arrest him you won’t back up
yes they may be complete opposites in
many ways but detective Jake Peralta and
captain ray Holt are equally passionate
when it comes to serving justice someone
has been painting wieners on squad cars
and apparently they won’t stop until
there’s a penis drawn on every cop car
in Brooklyn after learning that a
notorious graffiti artist is Deputy
Commissioner Podolski son Jake is given
two options he can either arrest the
bratty hooligan or let him off the hook
Jake ultimately chooses to uphold the
law even if it means putting his career
at risk Trevor Podolski you’re under
arrest for vandalism and destruction of
property
Podolski vows to make life miserable for
Jake and Holt this is not the first time
Holt has stood up to corruption though
in a few straightforward yet badass
words Holt lets the commissioner know
that it will take more than threats to
prevent him from doing his job right
damn son you know I’m still standing
here cuz I do my job and I do it right
damn son don’t say son number seven
Gina’s dance fine I guess I can help you
with those at-risk kids whether she’s
spouting classic one-liners or showing
off her outrageous dance moves Gina
linetti is always a riot when Amy and
Rosa are unable to connect with a group
of troubled teens
Gina steps up as an unlikely counselor
Rosa and I think it would be great if
you talked to the kid I found only cops
could help in this case not being cop
might actually be better taking center
stage she speaks to her audience through
the language of dance Gina aims to
inspire the at-risk kids
but they mainly just find her behavior
weird I think I speak for everyone when
I say you’re weird dancing was just
weird fortunately she quickly wins them
over upon sharing the perks of being a
cop cops make $52,000 a year you never
have to stop at a red light and you get
to carry a gun
who wants in a little boom-boom although
Gina’s dance with Terry had plenty of
pizzazz this routine simply made us
floorgasm don’t look so sad floorgasm is
just a wetter let’s dance ship without
you
number six upsy daisy’s turn around
clear
since diehard is his favorite movie of
all time it isn’t surprising that Jake
often fantasizes about being an action
hero during a paintball simulation Jake
channels his alter ego of Rex Buckingham
and prepares to win coolest kill Rex
Buckingham at Joe service that was
majestic
custom kneepads to help me win coolest
kill as Jake and Boyle show off their
signature moves the inept Scully
suggests holding your gun upside down as
opposed to holding it sideways although
this seems like an unbelievably stupid
idea it actually gets Jake out of a
tough spot cornered by the opposing team
Jake starts to lower his weapons then at
the last second he takes his enemies
down by going up see down seize yes
Kelly I went up see downs ease and none
of you will ever speak of it ever again
his final move manages to be funny while
also being kick-ass maybe Scully could
give John McClane a few pointers you can
use that that will never happen my
American friend number 5 holt and wuntch
hello raymond ray Holt habitually
maintains a professional demeanor
however deputy chief madeline wuntch
knows how to press his buttons whenever
these two are in the same room
Holt can’t help but unleash all of his
animosity towards lunch of course even
then he still speaks in a hilariously
monotone voice but if you’re here who’s
guarding Hades when we first see these
bitter rivals together
Holt compares his superior to Hades and
the captain has plenty of other insults
lined up for his arch-nemesis let’s
begin on another occasion he attempts to
take the moral high ground but cannot
resist dishing out his epic pun
lunchtime is over
well then it haha edit both ways since
Holt is usually seen as the precinct
stern father figure it’s always fun when
he shows off his immature side
especially when one CH is involved you
embarrassed yourself in front of Derek
Jeter number 4 Boyle gets shot in the
butt ah what happened
my dad you saved my life on the surface
detective Charles Boyle might seem like
a bumbling doofus and sometimes he
admittedly is regardless he tries his
best and will always come through for
his friends while pursuing a dangerous
criminal Boyle demonstrates his courage
and dedication by taking a bullet for
Rosa it’s definitely one of Boyle’s most
heroic moments although his gallantry is
kind of overshadowed by the fact that he
got shot in the buttock Will’s a hero
and so this is but nevertheless Boyle is
still rewarded for his bravery with the
Medal of Valor since this is Charles
we’re talking about though it’s only
fitting that a horse named sergeant
peanut-butter steals the show oh my god
Charles is getting the same metal as a
horse number three bull boil you’re
going full Boyle Charles Boyle has the
tendency to rush into relationships
planning extravagant declarations of
love after only a few days as Jake puts
it he goes full Boyle I borrowed the
waiters phone we weren’t looking and
bought me and Vivian plane tickets Rome
what was even two hours to make sure
Boyle doesn’t go overboard with his
latest girlfriend
Jake decides to accompany them on their
next date Boyle naturally takes things
too far
when he decides to buy an engagement
ring on the spot
Jake immediately snatches the ring out
of Boyles hand leading to a standoff
with pepper spray I’m gonna purse for
you restrain me I never spray you as
jake disposes of the jewelry both
simultaneously spray each other
in addition to being totally hysterical
this scene exemplifies Jake’s affection
for Boyle and how far he’s willing to go
to help his best friend number two Holt
wins the bet
last year you bet me that you could
steal my Medal of Valor and you did in
the show’s first Halloween episode
Jake catches Holt off guard by stealing
his Medal of Valor and winning their bet
but now it’s time for round two of our
Halloween bet the two make a similar bet
the following Halloween as Jake tries to
swipe Holt’s wristwatch this time around
though
Holt thanks several steps ahead in the
end Holt reveals that he’s been plotting
his revenge for the past year enlisting
help from the rest of the precinct holt
not only tricked Jake but sent him on a
wild goose chase as well so how’d you
convince the whole squad to betray me
what do you offer them I asked them if
they wanted to embarrass you when they
can simply say yes not gonna lie that
turns me on a little bit it’s a
hilarious turn of events that nobody saw
coming delivering a pitch-perfect
punchline Holt truly earns the title of
amazing police captain / genius before
we unveil our number one pick here are
some honorable mentions
I was hoping Kevin and I attend a class
for fitness and for fun you know my god
I’ve mastered all the moves the pizza
toss the tornado the Scorpion the oopsie
doodle
okay well at least it was just the
keypad
none of the snacks got messed up whoa go
number one Amy loses the bet Peralta
Santiago the bed ends today are you
ready throughout the first half of
season one Jake and Amy have an ongoing
bet involving who can make the most
felony arrests if Amy wins she gets
Jake’s car if Jake wins Amy has to go on
a date with him for in eight hours I
will win the bet and take Santiago on
the worst date in the history of the
world it’s a close race but Jake pulls
an upset at the last minute he takes his
victory to the extreme with music
dancing and confetti Jake wins Amy loses
[Music]
look Jake even gets down on one knee and
asks the defeated a me to go on the
worst date ever
presenting her with a one dollar ring
will you go on the worst date ever with
me you have to say yes yes
aside from arguably being the funniest
moment on Brooklyn nine-nine this is
also the beginning of a beautiful
romance guess you can add it to your
list of bad dates no that still goes on
the good day list you know cuz we caught
the bad guys do you agree with our list
nope and he’s already texted me back
with a top 10 list what’s your favorite
Brooklyn nine-nine moment for more
entertaining top 10s published every day
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com
and that was not a request
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