I look good you can’t judge a book by
it’s cover but you can judge a man by
his facial hair hey everyone let’s see
how I look
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top ten
badass movie mustaches and beards Plus
you all go for it for this list we
focused on the best human facial hair
caught on film there are no limits when
it comes to style if it’s grown on the
chin then it’s in but we’re singling out
those that we deem the most unique and
memorable number 10 Wolverine the x-men
franchise the hell are you doing razor
blades aren’t hard to come by for this
mutant megastar he’s a purpose-built
barber with anger issues and a Forte for
fashion Shari is and Hugh Jackman’s
mutton chops reek of style really
they’re almost as recognizable as his
weapon of choice and if looks could kill
they’d be just as deadly a stylish
combination of the rough and the smooth
his whiskers may look wild but they’ve
been cut to perfection I know but
there’s a problem
you have part hello children
comfy cozy number nine Captain Hook hook
haha when your eyebrows are as thick as
your mustache is thin you know you’re
making a serious statement about
something they have lightly the men
fighting you sir fueling spawn how I
despise them Dustin Hoffman is almost
unrecognizable as this early 90s version
of the villainous hook and his twirly
top lip is a feat of style and design
proving to all that it’s cool to be
cruel who doctored me Peter Pan is the
boy who wouldn’t grow up and Captain
Hook is the stache that never gets old
why me I’m going to kill Peter Pan that
cocky boy who cut off my hand and fed it
to the crocodile
number eight Rubeus Hagrid the Harry
Potter franchise Professor Dumbledore
sir
Professor McGonagall a giant of a beard
for a giant of a man
Hagrid’s head is almost as hairy as it’s
possible to be a magical effort that
defeats even Dumbledore’s no it’s a call
to arms for everything curly the less
than groomed approach might have made
him look scary and slightly insane but
there’s nothing to fear behind this
facial fuzz sorry my god Hagrid he’s
good and brave and in need of a shave
hmm ready Lucia oh right here sir number
7 Seneca Crane The Hunger Games that’s
it that’s excellent
is it sublime or just plain ridiculous
whatever it is it’s certainly something
different what do you mean a look not
dissimilar to that of dr. Arliss
loveless in wild wild west personally I
like the symmetry of it Seneca cranes is
beer cheek at its absolute best
it looks fantastic it looks flamboyant
it looks like it’s made of fuzzy felt I
think it has grown from that I think
it’s uh something that knits us all
together we don’t like him but we do
like his trim Seneca is a game maker but
he’s beard well that’s a game changer so
contain it
number six Gandalf
the Lord of the Rings franchise the
wizard is never late a relic of
middle-earth almost as momentous as the
ring itself he arrives precisely when he
means – Gandalf spirit is a little less
secret and probably less safe it looks
good with a hat and with a pipe it’s
five o’clock shadow times infinity party
a veil of fluff that makes his voice
extra gruff it’s a beard a disguise that
makes him seem extra wise a wiry white
Wizarding effort this list would be
incomplete without it number five bill
the butcher cutting Gangs of New York
you may have misgivings but don’t go
believing that Jack that way lies
damnation this is Daniel day-lewis at
his murderous and mustachioed best
Bill’s handlebar is full it’s got flicks
and it frightens all of Manhattan I’m
New York don’t you never come in here
empty-handed again it’s not narcissistic
but it is neatly finished it’s something
to stroke whilst he ponders who to kill
that’s close enough its authority its
prosperity it might even be a little
itchy
whoopsie-daisy a symbol of the butcher
he reigns supreme at five points and
he’s placed fifth on our list
we met at this chosen ground to settle
for good ol who holds sway over the five
points number four James clubber Lang
rocky three ok the nose tattoo give him
guys I told you I wasn’t going away you
got so shot
don’t give me mad this beard is as sharp
as its owner is strong disgust you want
to keep me down get very mighty weak I
don’t want a man like me they have the
title that doesn’t matter puppet like a
fool up there it’s designer stubble for
a main event fighter and when placed in
the same ring it makes Stallone look
like a grandma
the razor-sharp edging packs one hell of
a punch it’s a look that turns up the
trash-talking just by being there is
still a mate for me it’s gonna get hurt
its face buzz of fury a big-time beard
and it puts mr. t just outside our top
three prediction yes prediction
hey uh bring the Hacienda boots ain’t
heaven number three the little tramp the
little tramp film series ah he shouldn’t
spit in fine film garbage and garbage
shootin sniffing painful him hitting
Charlie Chaplin’s upper lip is an icon
it’s a symbol of the silent movie a
bygone age and Hollywood’s heyday oh yes
his toothbrush – and bowler hat made his
face funny and his slapstick sensational
sadly the look was hijacked by Hitler
during World War two and quickly became
a symbol for the Nazis Chaplin’s was the
original though he shaved it first and
he wore it better I’m sorry for the
mishap that occurred he met an epilady
at the railroad station what’s that was
that I’m sorry for the nebula that
occurred at the Milford visit avail
number two what is it– a 3 shilling oh
we forget the night Captain Jack Sparrow
the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise
can you sail under the command of a pod
if you can braid your own beard you’re
doing well in life if you can braid it
twice then you really cracked it and I
half expected it to be made of wood the
second Seafarer to make this list
Captain Jack proves that a life at sea
is a life in front of the mirror if I
see one I shall inform you immediately
his double goatee is pirate perfection
original outlandish and accessorized
with beads it shivers our Timbers it’s
as jolly as the Roger drink up me
hearties yo ho
before we unveil our top pick here are a
few honorable mentions I need all of you
to stop what you’re doing and listen
cannonball the very best day is when you
absolutely positively got to kill every
mother in the room accept no substitutes
old contemptuous of Authority and
irresistible to women
Francois is just the type of progressive
sociopath who can wage and win a war of
nerves excuse me for asking
no but kind of dead in here isn’t it
number one pie may Kill Bill Vol to or
double duty he’s been alive for hundreds
of years he knows how to kill bill and
most incredibly he’s got a beard that
looks just as good when you flick it
over your shoulder you might think that
a hermit wouldn’t care too much for
grooming but pie may does and big style
told over she woke her father his white
wisps are pristine in fact it’s the
ultimate thinking man’s beard he’s the
goatee grand master and he’s beard
flicked his way to first place you can
use Shh truth do you agree with our list
I like it I love whose facial hair did
we forget this kind of mouth cannot be
seen he lives in your very skin for more
fuzzy top 10s published every day be
sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com did
me
you
it’s cover but you can judge a man by
his facial hair hey everyone let’s see
how I look
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top ten
badass movie mustaches and beards Plus
you all go for it for this list we
focused on the best human facial hair
caught on film there are no limits when
it comes to style if it’s grown on the
chin then it’s in but we’re singling out
those that we deem the most unique and
memorable number 10 Wolverine the x-men
franchise the hell are you doing razor
blades aren’t hard to come by for this
mutant megastar he’s a purpose-built
barber with anger issues and a Forte for
fashion Shari is and Hugh Jackman’s
mutton chops reek of style really
they’re almost as recognizable as his
weapon of choice and if looks could kill
they’d be just as deadly a stylish
combination of the rough and the smooth
his whiskers may look wild but they’ve
been cut to perfection I know but
there’s a problem
you have part hello children
comfy cozy number nine Captain Hook hook
haha when your eyebrows are as thick as
your mustache is thin you know you’re
making a serious statement about
something they have lightly the men
fighting you sir fueling spawn how I
despise them Dustin Hoffman is almost
unrecognizable as this early 90s version
of the villainous hook and his twirly
top lip is a feat of style and design
proving to all that it’s cool to be
cruel who doctored me Peter Pan is the
boy who wouldn’t grow up and Captain
Hook is the stache that never gets old
why me I’m going to kill Peter Pan that
cocky boy who cut off my hand and fed it
to the crocodile
number eight Rubeus Hagrid the Harry
Potter franchise Professor Dumbledore
sir
Professor McGonagall a giant of a beard
for a giant of a man
Hagrid’s head is almost as hairy as it’s
possible to be a magical effort that
defeats even Dumbledore’s no it’s a call
to arms for everything curly the less
than groomed approach might have made
him look scary and slightly insane but
there’s nothing to fear behind this
facial fuzz sorry my god Hagrid he’s
good and brave and in need of a shave
hmm ready Lucia oh right here sir number
7 Seneca Crane The Hunger Games that’s
it that’s excellent
is it sublime or just plain ridiculous
whatever it is it’s certainly something
different what do you mean a look not
dissimilar to that of dr. Arliss
loveless in wild wild west personally I
like the symmetry of it Seneca cranes is
beer cheek at its absolute best
it looks fantastic it looks flamboyant
it looks like it’s made of fuzzy felt I
think it has grown from that I think
it’s uh something that knits us all
together we don’t like him but we do
like his trim Seneca is a game maker but
he’s beard well that’s a game changer so
contain it
number six Gandalf
the Lord of the Rings franchise the
wizard is never late a relic of
middle-earth almost as momentous as the
ring itself he arrives precisely when he
means – Gandalf spirit is a little less
secret and probably less safe it looks
good with a hat and with a pipe it’s
five o’clock shadow times infinity party
a veil of fluff that makes his voice
extra gruff it’s a beard a disguise that
makes him seem extra wise a wiry white
Wizarding effort this list would be
incomplete without it number five bill
the butcher cutting Gangs of New York
you may have misgivings but don’t go
believing that Jack that way lies
damnation this is Daniel day-lewis at
his murderous and mustachioed best
Bill’s handlebar is full it’s got flicks
and it frightens all of Manhattan I’m
New York don’t you never come in here
empty-handed again it’s not narcissistic
but it is neatly finished it’s something
to stroke whilst he ponders who to kill
that’s close enough its authority its
prosperity it might even be a little
itchy
whoopsie-daisy a symbol of the butcher
he reigns supreme at five points and
he’s placed fifth on our list
we met at this chosen ground to settle
for good ol who holds sway over the five
points number four James clubber Lang
rocky three ok the nose tattoo give him
guys I told you I wasn’t going away you
got so shot
don’t give me mad this beard is as sharp
as its owner is strong disgust you want
to keep me down get very mighty weak I
don’t want a man like me they have the
title that doesn’t matter puppet like a
fool up there it’s designer stubble for
a main event fighter and when placed in
the same ring it makes Stallone look
like a grandma
the razor-sharp edging packs one hell of
a punch it’s a look that turns up the
trash-talking just by being there is
still a mate for me it’s gonna get hurt
its face buzz of fury a big-time beard
and it puts mr. t just outside our top
three prediction yes prediction
hey uh bring the Hacienda boots ain’t
heaven number three the little tramp the
little tramp film series ah he shouldn’t
spit in fine film garbage and garbage
shootin sniffing painful him hitting
Charlie Chaplin’s upper lip is an icon
it’s a symbol of the silent movie a
bygone age and Hollywood’s heyday oh yes
his toothbrush – and bowler hat made his
face funny and his slapstick sensational
sadly the look was hijacked by Hitler
during World War two and quickly became
a symbol for the Nazis Chaplin’s was the
original though he shaved it first and
he wore it better I’m sorry for the
mishap that occurred he met an epilady
at the railroad station what’s that was
that I’m sorry for the nebula that
occurred at the Milford visit avail
number two what is it– a 3 shilling oh
we forget the night Captain Jack Sparrow
the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise
can you sail under the command of a pod
if you can braid your own beard you’re
doing well in life if you can braid it
twice then you really cracked it and I
half expected it to be made of wood the
second Seafarer to make this list
Captain Jack proves that a life at sea
is a life in front of the mirror if I
see one I shall inform you immediately
his double goatee is pirate perfection
original outlandish and accessorized
with beads it shivers our Timbers it’s
as jolly as the Roger drink up me
hearties yo ho
before we unveil our top pick here are a
few honorable mentions I need all of you
to stop what you’re doing and listen
cannonball the very best day is when you
absolutely positively got to kill every
mother in the room accept no substitutes
old contemptuous of Authority and
irresistible to women
Francois is just the type of progressive
sociopath who can wage and win a war of
nerves excuse me for asking
no but kind of dead in here isn’t it
number one pie may Kill Bill Vol to or
double duty he’s been alive for hundreds
of years he knows how to kill bill and
most incredibly he’s got a beard that
looks just as good when you flick it
over your shoulder you might think that
a hermit wouldn’t care too much for
grooming but pie may does and big style
told over she woke her father his white
wisps are pristine in fact it’s the
ultimate thinking man’s beard he’s the
goatee grand master and he’s beard
flicked his way to first place you can
use Shh truth do you agree with our list
I like it I love whose facial hair did
we forget this kind of mouth cannot be
seen he lives in your very skin for more
fuzzy top 10s published every day be
sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com did
me
you
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