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welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
worst commercials with celebrities what
is it pleather for this list we’re
looking at our favorite horrible
commercials from across the world that
feature famous celebrities everybody
learn about a money thing you know it
was about a branding you know
opportunity we’re excluding infomercials
from this list like mr. T’s flavorwave
turbo oven because that’s a list for
another day mmm this is delicious not
taste buzz is going Wow number 10
unbreakable Khloe Kardashian and Lamar
Odom there’s something sexy about a
couple sharing the same the Kardashians
are no strangers to criticism and infamy
as Keeping Up with the Kardashians isn’t
exactly TV at its finest hey Kim it’s
your world I just live in it can’t
believe her but Khloe set the bar even
lower with this terrible commercial
featuring her husband basketball star
Lamar Odom this ad sees the pair plug
their joint venture a gender-neutral
scent called unbreakable which
apparently makes one smell as womanly
and as manly as possible so what like
vanilla sawdust a perfect mix of
masculine and feminine there’s a beauty
of believing one cannot exist without
the other
consisting of hopelessly unenthusiastic
narration from the couple with shots of
them centrally caressing each other it
does nothing but make the viewer
uncomfortable and does no favors for the
fragrance in question either that
sometimes the bond between two Souls is
truly a break of all number 9 poise
Whoopi Goldberg awesome come on you’re
killing this
dollars just think of it this way you’ll
go to heaven wanna go to heaven I want
to go to Beckett can’t the goddamn check
Whoopi Goldberg is a great actress a
winner of nearly every type of award
available to an entertainer
wait is that a Daytime Emmy it’s two
cows girl’s gotta eat you poise pads
meanwhile are for women who peed their
pants laughing apparently or otherwise
have trouble keeping their bladders in
check somebody would give you a bit of a
tickle and then the next thing you know
I make a like a little spritz you know
what I mean Whoopi talks to the camera
dressed as historical figures and
statues for some reason about how much
poise helps her with her unpredictable
bladder one in three women have this
issue young women middle-aged women old
ladies until now we never even knew she
had a bladder let alone a leaky ones if
I had what let me show you what I would
have looked like uh we get that it’s an
embarrassing product but Goldberg’s
awful accents only make it more awkward
sure it’s a little funny
but not so much that we need bladder
protection I don’t think this is my
style shut up kid number eight Burger
King mary j blige yes
Liza’s the winner of nine Grammy Awards
so it’s safe to say that her singing
career is about as successful as they
get enter this atrocious Burger King
commercial at any respect you had for
her is instantly gone Oh chicken wraps
Mary crispy chicken in this
advertisement Bly shrap sabayon greedy
uns of BK’s new chicken wrap pun we
assumed intended can I get a crispy
chicken three cheese’s fresh lettuce the
reason why I can’t hear you is cause
you’re yelling and you’re breaking up
really bad in my headset it’s so bad and
was mocked so mercilessly by internet
meme creating types that it was
eventually pulled and blige has said
that the backlash quote crushed her and
it just her just broke my heart and let
people would just go on crazy did she
honestly think that people were gonna
enjoy this commercial we
you’re not loving it that’s not Burger
King no whatever number seven Sankyo
pachinko Nicolas Cage Japanese
commercials Nicolas Cage you can only
imagine the insanity
pachinko is a popular arcade game slash
gambling device used extensively in
Japan in Sankyo the manufacturer decided
that no one other than Kage himself
could sell their product it was a
disaster oh I’m Nicolas Cage and this is
a song for you this series of
commercials cease cage banging on a
piano and making weird sound effects and
facial expressions as he tries to convey
excitement where’s your Bloods shrimp
we can tell that he was having a blast
but unfortunately those laughs did not
translate well to the small screen and
we ended up laughing at him not with him
number six Microsoft Windows Jerry
Seinfeld and Bill Gates
these are conquistadora they run very
tight you get the other month you know
what I do I wear him in the shower
does Windows even need to advertise
seriously Gates is worth like a jillion
dollars it’s hardly an obscure product
regardless Microsoft decided to team
Gates himself up with another super-rich
guy come on you’re gonna buy NBC like
you got four million dollars just laying
around comedian Jerry Seinfeld for a
Windows ad campaign that sees them go
shopping for shoes yes Bill Gates Jerry
Seinfeld true I’m good for some reason
the entire commercial revolves around
Seinfeld giving Gates shoe advice as he
eats a churro we’re not sure what this
has to do with Windows but we could have
forgiven that if it were funny
are you a shoe circus clown club member
Platinum but it’s not overall it’s just
a weird unfunny nonsensical mess of a
commercial the series was scrapped and
Vista the product it advertised was also
a disaster just wondering are they ever
gonna coming up with something that’ll
make our computers moist and chewy like
cake so we could just eat them while
we’re working if it’s yes give me a
signal
just your shorts
no way number five Nespresso George
Clooney and John Malkovich yoshi’s
showcasing another odd-couple pairing of
celebrities this commercial should have
been so much better instead we get two
minutes of lame jokes about Hollywood
and heaven hello George really make an
educated guess even the set up is
terrible Pune is crushed by a piano and
is given the choice to live again in
exchange for his coffeemaker an offer he
refuses has to be the coffeemaker
I got a nice
I got a Porsche could he not just buy
another one and what does God need with
a coffeemaker not only does it make
little sense the comedy flat-out doesn’t
work and lingers for far too long
wouldn’t trade for anything
here we never thought we’d use the word
boring to describe John Malkovich but
there you have it
Alka fetch Malkovich oh my Malkovich
there’s still like another full minute
of this enjoy number four
Nike Tiger Woods I am so sorry we
hesitated about putting this commercial
on the list as we’re not entirely sure
that it even qualifies as one you’re
overreacting you stupid Swedish cow then
why are you giving the text a message
from some lowlife hooker on thanks again
after Woods was caught cheating on his
wife repeatedly
Mikey needed to do some damage control
hence this genius commercial who is this
targeted to other rich adulterers with a
penchant for sporting equipment
I guess hello world huh consisting
solely of tigers staring at the camera
with audio clips of his disappointed
father I am more prone to be inquisitive
to promote discussion and shot in
artistic black and white I want to find
out what your thinking was this ad makes
us assume that they were going for the
sad arty thing what your feelings are
but it’s hard to take it seriously
especially given woods pouty face and
did you learn anything number three
alena main V Arnold Schwarzenegger
alena min V is an energy drink or
vitamin b1 tonic that’s popular in Japan
and as if Nic Cage weren’t outrageous
enough we now have a pairing of Japanese
craziness and Ahnold himself the
commercial starts with him exploding out
of a bottle like a genie and the rest is
a collection of every awful thing you
could possibly do in a commercial arnold
tries to speak japanese with his
Austrian accent mind you and his
maniacal laughing throughout is sure to
make anyone crack up an embarrassment
the low production quality only makes
matters worse setting the final piece
for one of the worst commercials ever
number two Chanel number 5 Brad Pitt
it’s not a journey every journey ends
but we go on we say one of the worst
commercials ever about that Arni one cuz
there are worse
including this infamous ad starring
Hollywood superstar Brad Pitt do you
think people focus maybe too much on
your looks and don’t even you know
realizes you’re just the shitty actor
first off why is Brad Pitt doing
commercials surely he doesn’t need the
money
secondly why is this commercial so
needlessly dramatic whoever I go there
you are it’s in artistic black and white
and features Pitt speaking intensely to
the camera spouting off some theatrical
soliloquy like he’s reciting Shakespeare
look my fate my fortune all for a
perfume ad read we get it you can act
but it’s just a perfume commercial you
can tone it down a bit
Chanel number 5 inevitable
before we cringe in embarrassment from
our top pick here are some honorable
mentions
it is time
coño cuckoomy thakura Annika squeeze
our pizza Rus Iraq for job erupts for
Fox
it runs weapon shots on guys with
dreadlock number one Schweppes uma
thurman I love Schweppes I need to have
it all the time this is a painful
commercial why
uma why are you degrading yourself like
this I like to have chefs exchanges I
like having Schweppes at home this awful
commercial sees the actress sitting on a
couch
as she sensually speaks to a young male
interviewer saying Schweppes throughout
her sentences and making it sound like
sex all for the purposes of a
gut-busting sexual innuendo and you what
you have some Schweppes just me and you
who finds this funny to twelve-year-olds
even drink ginger ale I’m sorry humor
but you mean sex right
god no chefs the premise is awful the
one joke throughout is terribly unfunny
and umas acting is worse than anything
from Batman and Robin I really am to die
for we bet she hasn’t had Schweppes
since hey why did you expect Schweppes
unexpected since 1783 do you agree with
our list what commercial starring a
celebrity did you find terrible sir
black it’s convertible lovely we don’t
drive for more non cringy top 10s
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com
yeah
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top 10
worst commercials with celebrities what
is it pleather for this list we’re
looking at our favorite horrible
commercials from across the world that
feature famous celebrities everybody
learn about a money thing you know it
was about a branding you know
opportunity we’re excluding infomercials
from this list like mr. T’s flavorwave
turbo oven because that’s a list for
another day mmm this is delicious not
taste buzz is going Wow number 10
unbreakable Khloe Kardashian and Lamar
Odom there’s something sexy about a
couple sharing the same the Kardashians
are no strangers to criticism and infamy
as Keeping Up with the Kardashians isn’t
exactly TV at its finest hey Kim it’s
your world I just live in it can’t
believe her but Khloe set the bar even
lower with this terrible commercial
featuring her husband basketball star
Lamar Odom this ad sees the pair plug
their joint venture a gender-neutral
scent called unbreakable which
apparently makes one smell as womanly
and as manly as possible so what like
vanilla sawdust a perfect mix of
masculine and feminine there’s a beauty
of believing one cannot exist without
the other
consisting of hopelessly unenthusiastic
narration from the couple with shots of
them centrally caressing each other it
does nothing but make the viewer
uncomfortable and does no favors for the
fragrance in question either that
sometimes the bond between two Souls is
truly a break of all number 9 poise
Whoopi Goldberg awesome come on you’re
killing this
dollars just think of it this way you’ll
go to heaven wanna go to heaven I want
to go to Beckett can’t the goddamn check
Whoopi Goldberg is a great actress a
winner of nearly every type of award
available to an entertainer
wait is that a Daytime Emmy it’s two
cows girl’s gotta eat you poise pads
meanwhile are for women who peed their
pants laughing apparently or otherwise
have trouble keeping their bladders in
check somebody would give you a bit of a
tickle and then the next thing you know
I make a like a little spritz you know
what I mean Whoopi talks to the camera
dressed as historical figures and
statues for some reason about how much
poise helps her with her unpredictable
bladder one in three women have this
issue young women middle-aged women old
ladies until now we never even knew she
had a bladder let alone a leaky ones if
I had what let me show you what I would
have looked like uh we get that it’s an
embarrassing product but Goldberg’s
awful accents only make it more awkward
sure it’s a little funny
but not so much that we need bladder
protection I don’t think this is my
style shut up kid number eight Burger
King mary j blige yes
Liza’s the winner of nine Grammy Awards
so it’s safe to say that her singing
career is about as successful as they
get enter this atrocious Burger King
commercial at any respect you had for
her is instantly gone Oh chicken wraps
Mary crispy chicken in this
advertisement Bly shrap sabayon greedy
uns of BK’s new chicken wrap pun we
assumed intended can I get a crispy
chicken three cheese’s fresh lettuce the
reason why I can’t hear you is cause
you’re yelling and you’re breaking up
really bad in my headset it’s so bad and
was mocked so mercilessly by internet
meme creating types that it was
eventually pulled and blige has said
that the backlash quote crushed her and
it just her just broke my heart and let
people would just go on crazy did she
honestly think that people were gonna
enjoy this commercial we
you’re not loving it that’s not Burger
King no whatever number seven Sankyo
pachinko Nicolas Cage Japanese
commercials Nicolas Cage you can only
imagine the insanity
pachinko is a popular arcade game slash
gambling device used extensively in
Japan in Sankyo the manufacturer decided
that no one other than Kage himself
could sell their product it was a
disaster oh I’m Nicolas Cage and this is
a song for you this series of
commercials cease cage banging on a
piano and making weird sound effects and
facial expressions as he tries to convey
excitement where’s your Bloods shrimp
we can tell that he was having a blast
but unfortunately those laughs did not
translate well to the small screen and
we ended up laughing at him not with him
number six Microsoft Windows Jerry
Seinfeld and Bill Gates
these are conquistadora they run very
tight you get the other month you know
what I do I wear him in the shower
does Windows even need to advertise
seriously Gates is worth like a jillion
dollars it’s hardly an obscure product
regardless Microsoft decided to team
Gates himself up with another super-rich
guy come on you’re gonna buy NBC like
you got four million dollars just laying
around comedian Jerry Seinfeld for a
Windows ad campaign that sees them go
shopping for shoes yes Bill Gates Jerry
Seinfeld true I’m good for some reason
the entire commercial revolves around
Seinfeld giving Gates shoe advice as he
eats a churro we’re not sure what this
has to do with Windows but we could have
forgiven that if it were funny
are you a shoe circus clown club member
Platinum but it’s not overall it’s just
a weird unfunny nonsensical mess of a
commercial the series was scrapped and
Vista the product it advertised was also
a disaster just wondering are they ever
gonna coming up with something that’ll
make our computers moist and chewy like
cake so we could just eat them while
we’re working if it’s yes give me a
signal
just your shorts
no way number five Nespresso George
Clooney and John Malkovich yoshi’s
showcasing another odd-couple pairing of
celebrities this commercial should have
been so much better instead we get two
minutes of lame jokes about Hollywood
and heaven hello George really make an
educated guess even the set up is
terrible Pune is crushed by a piano and
is given the choice to live again in
exchange for his coffeemaker an offer he
refuses has to be the coffeemaker
I got a nice
I got a Porsche could he not just buy
another one and what does God need with
a coffeemaker not only does it make
little sense the comedy flat-out doesn’t
work and lingers for far too long
wouldn’t trade for anything
here we never thought we’d use the word
boring to describe John Malkovich but
there you have it
Alka fetch Malkovich oh my Malkovich
there’s still like another full minute
of this enjoy number four
Nike Tiger Woods I am so sorry we
hesitated about putting this commercial
on the list as we’re not entirely sure
that it even qualifies as one you’re
overreacting you stupid Swedish cow then
why are you giving the text a message
from some lowlife hooker on thanks again
after Woods was caught cheating on his
wife repeatedly
Mikey needed to do some damage control
hence this genius commercial who is this
targeted to other rich adulterers with a
penchant for sporting equipment
I guess hello world huh consisting
solely of tigers staring at the camera
with audio clips of his disappointed
father I am more prone to be inquisitive
to promote discussion and shot in
artistic black and white I want to find
out what your thinking was this ad makes
us assume that they were going for the
sad arty thing what your feelings are
but it’s hard to take it seriously
especially given woods pouty face and
did you learn anything number three
alena main V Arnold Schwarzenegger
alena min V is an energy drink or
vitamin b1 tonic that’s popular in Japan
and as if Nic Cage weren’t outrageous
enough we now have a pairing of Japanese
craziness and Ahnold himself the
commercial starts with him exploding out
of a bottle like a genie and the rest is
a collection of every awful thing you
could possibly do in a commercial arnold
tries to speak japanese with his
Austrian accent mind you and his
maniacal laughing throughout is sure to
make anyone crack up an embarrassment
the low production quality only makes
matters worse setting the final piece
for one of the worst commercials ever
number two Chanel number 5 Brad Pitt
it’s not a journey every journey ends
but we go on we say one of the worst
commercials ever about that Arni one cuz
there are worse
including this infamous ad starring
Hollywood superstar Brad Pitt do you
think people focus maybe too much on
your looks and don’t even you know
realizes you’re just the shitty actor
first off why is Brad Pitt doing
commercials surely he doesn’t need the
money
secondly why is this commercial so
needlessly dramatic whoever I go there
you are it’s in artistic black and white
and features Pitt speaking intensely to
the camera spouting off some theatrical
soliloquy like he’s reciting Shakespeare
look my fate my fortune all for a
perfume ad read we get it you can act
but it’s just a perfume commercial you
can tone it down a bit
Chanel number 5 inevitable
before we cringe in embarrassment from
our top pick here are some honorable
mentions
it is time
coño cuckoomy thakura Annika squeeze
our pizza Rus Iraq for job erupts for
Fox
it runs weapon shots on guys with
dreadlock number one Schweppes uma
thurman I love Schweppes I need to have
it all the time this is a painful
commercial why
uma why are you degrading yourself like
this I like to have chefs exchanges I
like having Schweppes at home this awful
commercial sees the actress sitting on a
couch
as she sensually speaks to a young male
interviewer saying Schweppes throughout
her sentences and making it sound like
sex all for the purposes of a
gut-busting sexual innuendo and you what
you have some Schweppes just me and you
who finds this funny to twelve-year-olds
even drink ginger ale I’m sorry humor
but you mean sex right
god no chefs the premise is awful the
one joke throughout is terribly unfunny
and umas acting is worse than anything
from Batman and Robin I really am to die
for we bet she hasn’t had Schweppes
since hey why did you expect Schweppes
unexpected since 1783 do you agree with
our list what commercial starring a
celebrity did you find terrible sir
black it’s convertible lovely we don’t
drive for more non cringy top 10s
published every day be sure to subscribe
to watchmojo.com
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