it’s the thought that counts right
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top ten
Valentine’s Day gift fails before we
begin we publish new videos every day
so be sure to subscribe for more great
content for this list we’re focusing on
those items and gestures you should
steer clear of unless you want to spend
Valentine’s Day apologizing
number 10 name a cockroach after him or
her something without wall-to-wall
cockroach a trip to the zoo can be a fun
Valentine’s Day activity considering
adorable animals almost always elicits a
positive response
who doesn’t love seeing wobbly penguins
fluffy red pandas and cockroaches hey
they can supposedly survive a nuclear
disaster this is ten times the lethal
dose for humans and look how many
cockroaches are still kicking so yes
they could work as a creepy-crawly
representation of the strength of your
relationship all we sort of get it we’re
willing about your partner won’t see it
the same way even with the Bronx Zoo
Valentine’s Day offer to let you and
your sweetie name one if you insist on
making this odd gesture just make sure
to reserve your roaches online first at
Bronx Zoo comm slash roach seriously
yeah means like a cockroach
number 9 get a tattoo of your partner’s
face
[Music]
ha tattoos the ultimate sign of being
devoted to a person sure there’s always
a potential for a breakup but you can’t
think like that when it comes to love
cause I gotta happen in fact why not go
all out why settle for a name when you
can tattoo your lover’s face onto your
body and underneath each day I win
and then chef flames swing up father
we’re sure your lover really wants to
see his or her own face staring back at
them when you two are getting intimate
on Valentine’s Day in case it was
unclear we’re being sarcastic and happy
holidays and everything good happy
holidays
there are many creative ways to do
couples tattoos but a name and worth of
face are two expressions of love that
are best avoided I’d like to take his
his face off
number eight go on a dinner date to
Hooters or Pizza Hut this Valentine’s
Day enjoy hooters wings for to the go-to
date for Valentine’s Day is of course
dinner and a restaurant people reserve
tables well in advance so they can have
an evening full of attractive women and
tight tank tops every food establishment
fast or otherwise as specials for the
young lovers who walk through their
doors this apparently includes a certain
restaurant chain that’s more known for
their waitstaff than their food and
that’s that you’re a bruders girl what
happened to five-year plan huh wonder
why look there’s nothing wrong with
these establishments but maybe resist
Pizza Hut’s extravagant engagement
package On February 14 this package has
always been big enough at the very least
go to Red Lobster thank you when he
wants me number seven
use the Kissinger not everyone can be
with their significant other on
Valentine’s Day
some people rely on phone calls emails
chatting or the Kissinger we understand
the longing to kiss a loved one
especially if you haven’t seen them in a
while but kissing a robotic Pig doesn’t
really seem like the solution we’re not
quite sure how it emulates your
partner’s lips but apparently when you
both have one hooked up to a computer
it’s just like the real thing
we have our doubts but hey maybe it’s a
good way to practice at least no one
likes being called Ruffy when it comes
to kissing I just wondered how much
practice you can only press everybody
needs practice without my first kiss
since 1945 number 6 give the pillow-talk
heart beat you know how movies show
partner a resting their head on partner
for you chest listening to their
heartbeat that’s all well and good but
it’s kind of a hard position to maintain
overnight if you’ve ever tried it in
real life thankfully there is a way to
listen to that heartbeat without waking
up with a stiff neck introducing me hey
isn’t this taking things a little far
pillow talk heart beat you can put this
device under your pillow and hear your
lover’s heart beating as long as they
wear the matching wristband sounds great
but there’s a couple of instructions for
getting it to a partner without coming
off as insanely clingy number 5 try out
some shared clothing here’s my challenge
as gala and tonight we play ping pong as
one if you thought couples sweaters were
over-the-top you’re right but there’s an
evolve form that’ll make you long for
the days where you and your significant
other wore matching tops get that couple
sweater with mini makes us both win oh I
can’t wear that
you can now share a sweater with your
partner for maximum awkward snuggling
and uncomfortable hand-holding and if
you want to take things up to the
bedroom fear not because there’s
something equally terrible available for
those intimate moments fundies because
nothing says fun like sharing underwear
seriously if you want your naked
genitalia to be that close to your
partner just drop the undergarments all
together wedgie number 4 gift him or her
with a chocolate-covered scale this
should go without saying but just in
case don’t get any gift that revolves
around weight no exercise equipment no
gym memberships and do not pour the love
of cupid bring up any form of dieting
and if you’re worried about criticism
sometimes
diet is the best defense any
well-meaning I thought you said you
wanted to lose weight gifts will have
the exact opposite effect even it is a
joke presence like this scale
despite its chocolate treats and
encouraging messages the simple fact
that it’s a scale will overshadow all
else I have to walk home with no money
and no phone and you burned over a
thousand calories so just get a box of
chocolates and tell your partner that
they tip the scales of love for you now
that no smells like there’s a little
bitch in my gym just kidding
we don’t mention weight remember not
even in a cute joke I’m pregnant are you
sure you’re not just getting fat number
three wrap up some edible anuses what’s
a rim job let’s be honest chocolate is
the Valentine’s Day treat and you know
chocolate is the symbol of love it’s
delicious it’s sexy and it’s apparently
a great way to tell someone that they’re
full of crap
wait what this is for Valentine’s Day so
maybe it’s a subtle way to tell someone
that you want to experiment in the
bedroom yeah it was good except he kind
of licked my butt you know what we mean
we understand wanting to put a creative
spin on an old classic but eating anus
shaped candy isn’t how we want to end
our romantic evening no matter how
sensual they try to make the product
look this might be the one time you hope
the chocolate melts in your hand and not
in your mouth so we’ll grab a bite
somewhere here’s fine number two give
him or her the huggy gram ah I feel so
loved all right the Kissinger did not
land but what if we tone it down a bit
you can work up to simulated kissing
with some simulated hugging their
handshake I don’t like it no one likes
it
flowers are about as played out as the
phrase played out so why not embrace
your intimate side and give this clearly
superior gift even when you can’t be
with them they can still experience your
loving embrace
you can wrap these arms around your
waist like an inner tube or around your
neck like a uniquely designed scarf that
talks if a hug isn’t enough you can
always upgrade to the boyfriend pillow
because why sleep alone when you can
sleep with a stuffed torso and
outstretched arm sorry I use myself in
case our awful sales pitch didn’t say it
loud enough these are all bad ideas
before we get to the least romantic gift
let’s add these dishonorable mentions to
the no column number one surprise your
partner with the two-carat mug those
ones you like right from that kiosk get
them all yeah remember our warning about
weight related gifts take that same rule
and multiply it by 9000 it’s over 9000
ah sorry over 9000 when it comes to
gifts involving engagement valentine’s
Day is a prime opportunity to pop the
question so the last thing any sane
individual should ever do is offer up a
mock proposal guess we should make it
official huh the to karat mug sits
inside of a black ring box
with the ring facing outward and it may
look legit but when you pull the ring
out you discover that it’s attached to
the mug do not we repeat do not give any
sort of ring on Valentine’s Day unless
you’re ready to make a long-term
commitment or you’re ready to get dumped
[Music]
do you agree with our picks check out
these other great clips from watch mojo
and subscribe for new videos every day
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
counting down our picks for the top ten
Valentine’s Day gift fails before we
begin we publish new videos every day
so be sure to subscribe for more great
content for this list we’re focusing on
those items and gestures you should
steer clear of unless you want to spend
Valentine’s Day apologizing
number 10 name a cockroach after him or
her something without wall-to-wall
cockroach a trip to the zoo can be a fun
Valentine’s Day activity considering
adorable animals almost always elicits a
positive response
who doesn’t love seeing wobbly penguins
fluffy red pandas and cockroaches hey
they can supposedly survive a nuclear
disaster this is ten times the lethal
dose for humans and look how many
cockroaches are still kicking so yes
they could work as a creepy-crawly
representation of the strength of your
relationship all we sort of get it we’re
willing about your partner won’t see it
the same way even with the Bronx Zoo
Valentine’s Day offer to let you and
your sweetie name one if you insist on
making this odd gesture just make sure
to reserve your roaches online first at
Bronx Zoo comm slash roach seriously
yeah means like a cockroach
number 9 get a tattoo of your partner’s
face
[Music]
ha tattoos the ultimate sign of being
devoted to a person sure there’s always
a potential for a breakup but you can’t
think like that when it comes to love
cause I gotta happen in fact why not go
all out why settle for a name when you
can tattoo your lover’s face onto your
body and underneath each day I win
and then chef flames swing up father
we’re sure your lover really wants to
see his or her own face staring back at
them when you two are getting intimate
on Valentine’s Day in case it was
unclear we’re being sarcastic and happy
holidays and everything good happy
holidays
there are many creative ways to do
couples tattoos but a name and worth of
face are two expressions of love that
are best avoided I’d like to take his
his face off
number eight go on a dinner date to
Hooters or Pizza Hut this Valentine’s
Day enjoy hooters wings for to the go-to
date for Valentine’s Day is of course
dinner and a restaurant people reserve
tables well in advance so they can have
an evening full of attractive women and
tight tank tops every food establishment
fast or otherwise as specials for the
young lovers who walk through their
doors this apparently includes a certain
restaurant chain that’s more known for
their waitstaff than their food and
that’s that you’re a bruders girl what
happened to five-year plan huh wonder
why look there’s nothing wrong with
these establishments but maybe resist
Pizza Hut’s extravagant engagement
package On February 14 this package has
always been big enough at the very least
go to Red Lobster thank you when he
wants me number seven
use the Kissinger not everyone can be
with their significant other on
Valentine’s Day
some people rely on phone calls emails
chatting or the Kissinger we understand
the longing to kiss a loved one
especially if you haven’t seen them in a
while but kissing a robotic Pig doesn’t
really seem like the solution we’re not
quite sure how it emulates your
partner’s lips but apparently when you
both have one hooked up to a computer
it’s just like the real thing
we have our doubts but hey maybe it’s a
good way to practice at least no one
likes being called Ruffy when it comes
to kissing I just wondered how much
practice you can only press everybody
needs practice without my first kiss
since 1945 number 6 give the pillow-talk
heart beat you know how movies show
partner a resting their head on partner
for you chest listening to their
heartbeat that’s all well and good but
it’s kind of a hard position to maintain
overnight if you’ve ever tried it in
real life thankfully there is a way to
listen to that heartbeat without waking
up with a stiff neck introducing me hey
isn’t this taking things a little far
pillow talk heart beat you can put this
device under your pillow and hear your
lover’s heart beating as long as they
wear the matching wristband sounds great
but there’s a couple of instructions for
getting it to a partner without coming
off as insanely clingy number 5 try out
some shared clothing here’s my challenge
as gala and tonight we play ping pong as
one if you thought couples sweaters were
over-the-top you’re right but there’s an
evolve form that’ll make you long for
the days where you and your significant
other wore matching tops get that couple
sweater with mini makes us both win oh I
can’t wear that
you can now share a sweater with your
partner for maximum awkward snuggling
and uncomfortable hand-holding and if
you want to take things up to the
bedroom fear not because there’s
something equally terrible available for
those intimate moments fundies because
nothing says fun like sharing underwear
seriously if you want your naked
genitalia to be that close to your
partner just drop the undergarments all
together wedgie number 4 gift him or her
with a chocolate-covered scale this
should go without saying but just in
case don’t get any gift that revolves
around weight no exercise equipment no
gym memberships and do not pour the love
of cupid bring up any form of dieting
and if you’re worried about criticism
sometimes
diet is the best defense any
well-meaning I thought you said you
wanted to lose weight gifts will have
the exact opposite effect even it is a
joke presence like this scale
despite its chocolate treats and
encouraging messages the simple fact
that it’s a scale will overshadow all
else I have to walk home with no money
and no phone and you burned over a
thousand calories so just get a box of
chocolates and tell your partner that
they tip the scales of love for you now
that no smells like there’s a little
bitch in my gym just kidding
we don’t mention weight remember not
even in a cute joke I’m pregnant are you
sure you’re not just getting fat number
three wrap up some edible anuses what’s
a rim job let’s be honest chocolate is
the Valentine’s Day treat and you know
chocolate is the symbol of love it’s
delicious it’s sexy and it’s apparently
a great way to tell someone that they’re
full of crap
wait what this is for Valentine’s Day so
maybe it’s a subtle way to tell someone
that you want to experiment in the
bedroom yeah it was good except he kind
of licked my butt you know what we mean
we understand wanting to put a creative
spin on an old classic but eating anus
shaped candy isn’t how we want to end
our romantic evening no matter how
sensual they try to make the product
look this might be the one time you hope
the chocolate melts in your hand and not
in your mouth so we’ll grab a bite
somewhere here’s fine number two give
him or her the huggy gram ah I feel so
loved all right the Kissinger did not
land but what if we tone it down a bit
you can work up to simulated kissing
with some simulated hugging their
handshake I don’t like it no one likes
it
flowers are about as played out as the
phrase played out so why not embrace
your intimate side and give this clearly
superior gift even when you can’t be
with them they can still experience your
loving embrace
you can wrap these arms around your
waist like an inner tube or around your
neck like a uniquely designed scarf that
talks if a hug isn’t enough you can
always upgrade to the boyfriend pillow
because why sleep alone when you can
sleep with a stuffed torso and
outstretched arm sorry I use myself in
case our awful sales pitch didn’t say it
loud enough these are all bad ideas
before we get to the least romantic gift
let’s add these dishonorable mentions to
the no column number one surprise your
partner with the two-carat mug those
ones you like right from that kiosk get
them all yeah remember our warning about
weight related gifts take that same rule
and multiply it by 9000 it’s over 9000
ah sorry over 9000 when it comes to
gifts involving engagement valentine’s
Day is a prime opportunity to pop the
question so the last thing any sane
individual should ever do is offer up a
mock proposal guess we should make it
official huh the to karat mug sits
inside of a black ring box
with the ring facing outward and it may
look legit but when you pull the ring
out you discover that it’s attached to
the mug do not we repeat do not give any
sort of ring on Valentine’s Day unless
you’re ready to make a long-term
commitment or you’re ready to get dumped
[Music]
do you agree with our picks check out
these other great clips from watch mojo
and subscribe for new videos every day
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