some words should simply never be spoken
let alone some welcome to watchmojo.com
and today we’ll be counting down our
picks for the top 10 awkward music
lyrics give it to me baby
nice slow climb one like you in a rodeo
for this list we’re taking a look at
songs full of verses that range from
outlandish to misguided to just plain
wrong
King got your dick caught dogfights and
y’all all have it in the pocket are
fresh out of the totally do anything for
gluten Kim poster number 10
detachable penis king missile I woke up
this morning with a bad hangover and my
penis was missing again this happens all
the time the title alone is enough to
tell you just how awkward this song is
from the avant-garde rock band King
missile the lyrics to detachable penis
tell the tale of a hungover man who
wakes up to find his removable dong is
missing again I’ve got a few people were
in the party but
I was starting to get desperate
I really don’t like being without my
penis for too long his morning consists
of searching his apartment making phone
calls and ultimately buying his
misplaced Johnson back from a street
vendor some guy was showing it I had to
buy it off him he wanted 22 bucks but I
talked him down to 17 Jon s hauls
delivery only makes detachable penis
more bizarre almost giving it the
essence of a stand-up routine meets a
haunting acid trip
number nine get in the ring guns and
roses
yet in the ring is guns and roses way of
saying cue to music journalists magazine
bigwigs and any punks in the press
essentially challenging all these
bitches to a fight the heavy metal band
spouts one obscene word after another
getting the ring is the perfect song to
play if you’re a pissed-off rocker
looking to rock out alone in your room
that goes for all you punks and oppress
don’t want to start shit by pretty lines
if the song were played at a party
though the foul-mouthed lyrics and
negative vibes would definitely turn a
lot of people off especially if that
party was filled with the people named
in the song
by anaconda don’t my anaconda berate
anaconda Nicki Minaj Blake 20 boys and
live in Detroit they big dope than the
money he was getting some point when
Nicki Minaj released the song stupid ho
we thought she had reached the summit of
awkward lyrics how do a stupid help ya
do it was with anaconda however Nicki
proved that she hadn’t even reached the
halfway point of that awkward Mountain
like many of Minaj’s songs the lyrics to
anaconda fly by so fast it’s difficult
to catch them all at first but when you
really listen to the words the lyrics
allegedly tell a raunchy narrative about
a lust for drugs
a lust for an anaconda and a lust for
even bigger buns but oh my gosh
at heart but welcome to the candy shop
number seven candy shop 50 cent
featuring Olivia
so I take you to the candy shop in 50
Cent’s candy shop a candy man and a
ladies man are one and the same
although the wholesome title suggests
otherwise candy shop is about devouring
a different kind of dark chocolate you
can have it your way
how do you want it you gonna back that
thing up or should I push up or in
temperature rising okay just go to the
next level there’s four jam-packed
artists at eco the song tries to be sexy
and alluring but it’s hard to take candy
shop too seriously with lyrics like I’ll
let you lick the lollipop and in short
it’s probably not the best idea to mix
food and sex together yeah your money
come on man
I’m got all day what’s going on 1587
come on I miss sitting here number six
let’s talk about sex salt and pepper
hopefully you learned about the birds
and the bees from your family or school
and not from this hip-hop number let’s
talk about sex touches base on the
censorship of sex and media and how
there’s no shame in exploring these
sexual urges hot two-track McKenney man
body pops to you but she got to get
whatever she don’t got fellas drew like
fools but then again they’re only new
miss the chick was a hit because the
body was woman when it came out in the
early 90s this hit single from salt and
pepper might have been considered
jarring and daring in its subject matter
nowadays though it’s enjoyably corny
lyrics seem like something out of an
after-school special promoting safe sex
what we have here is subject to
controversy number 5 I want to sex you
up Color Me badd come inside take a feel
have you ever used the phrase I want to
sex you up to pick up a foxy lady did it
work
we didn’t think so that’s one of the
reasons why this song from Color Me badd
comes off as so ungainly and be light a
candle so we can make it love a chilly
dress
the lyrics aren’t so much deductive as
they are hilarious expressing the RMV
group’s desire to make sweet lovin all
night long
imagine a guy who thinks he’s a swingin
player but also goes home alone
nevertheless it’s admittedly a hard song
not to shamefully dance to number four
bring your whole crew
DMX I got blood on my hands and there’s
no remorse I got blood on my dick cuz I
the sound of DMX screaming is the first
sign that bring your whole crew is going
to be an uncomfortable experience DMX
has had a handful of run-ins with the
law over the years this hardcore hip-hop
song doesn’t exactly help the rapper’s
image as he sings about some of the most
heinous crimes imaginable from first
degree murder to defiling a corpse
so I paint the walls but it’s love
enough addicting mud the constant use of
the n-word doesn’t make bring your whole
crew any easier to listen to then again
it’s not aiming to be a feel-good tune
bring his whole crew is just a bigger
piece of cake for me get you a ho
Oh
number three how many licks Lil Kim a
lot of places seen a lot of faceless oh
hell I go with different races it isn’t
nice to boast about all the people
you’ve had intercourse with little Kim
gives the listener a rundown of her many
male lovers damn from down south you
said like me to spank such as a white
dude named John dan from down south and
an Italian named Tony Johnny he was a
dad Pingu that’s what I liked about huh
it would appear they all found out how
many licks it takes to get to the center
of the human Tootsie Pop that is a
little Kim as for the rest of the world
will likely never know too much
information will
number two closer Nine Inch Nails do
violation closer by Nine Inch Nails is
basically a laundry list of different
ways to tell a person that you want to
have sex with them
none of which are even pg-13-rated at
least that’s what the song sounds like
with lyrics like
singer-songwriter Trent Reznor actually
intended closer to promote a message
about obsession and self-loathing the
meaning clearly got lost in the
misleading lyrics though before we sing
along with our top pick here are a few
honorable mentions
you
waiting you in your snack meat pleasure
number one rape me nirvana
ravemon
the topic of rape is enough to make any
person uneasy after all
it’s one of the most despicable acts any
human being can commit
you
according to Kurt Cobain Nirvana’s rape
me is supposed to be an anti rape ballad
no matter how you interpret the song
though rape me are two words nobody
wants to hear over and over again
the lyrics appropriately leave the
listener with the impression that they
themselves have been violated easily
making rape me some of the most awkward
music lyrics of all time
do you agree with our list what lyrics
do you find most awkward pussies
possessed asleep now we call em mean ice
for more top 10 published daily be sure
to subscribe to watchmojo.com I saw my
penis lying on a blanket next to a
broken toaster oven some guy was selling
it
let alone some welcome to watchmojo.com
and today we’ll be counting down our
picks for the top 10 awkward music
lyrics give it to me baby
nice slow climb one like you in a rodeo
for this list we’re taking a look at
songs full of verses that range from
outlandish to misguided to just plain
wrong
King got your dick caught dogfights and
y’all all have it in the pocket are
fresh out of the totally do anything for
gluten Kim poster number 10
detachable penis king missile I woke up
this morning with a bad hangover and my
penis was missing again this happens all
the time the title alone is enough to
tell you just how awkward this song is
from the avant-garde rock band King
missile the lyrics to detachable penis
tell the tale of a hungover man who
wakes up to find his removable dong is
missing again I’ve got a few people were
in the party but
I was starting to get desperate
I really don’t like being without my
penis for too long his morning consists
of searching his apartment making phone
calls and ultimately buying his
misplaced Johnson back from a street
vendor some guy was showing it I had to
buy it off him he wanted 22 bucks but I
talked him down to 17 Jon s hauls
delivery only makes detachable penis
more bizarre almost giving it the
essence of a stand-up routine meets a
haunting acid trip
number nine get in the ring guns and
roses
yet in the ring is guns and roses way of
saying cue to music journalists magazine
bigwigs and any punks in the press
essentially challenging all these
bitches to a fight the heavy metal band
spouts one obscene word after another
getting the ring is the perfect song to
play if you’re a pissed-off rocker
looking to rock out alone in your room
that goes for all you punks and oppress
don’t want to start shit by pretty lines
if the song were played at a party
though the foul-mouthed lyrics and
negative vibes would definitely turn a
lot of people off especially if that
party was filled with the people named
in the song
by anaconda don’t my anaconda berate
anaconda Nicki Minaj Blake 20 boys and
live in Detroit they big dope than the
money he was getting some point when
Nicki Minaj released the song stupid ho
we thought she had reached the summit of
awkward lyrics how do a stupid help ya
do it was with anaconda however Nicki
proved that she hadn’t even reached the
halfway point of that awkward Mountain
like many of Minaj’s songs the lyrics to
anaconda fly by so fast it’s difficult
to catch them all at first but when you
really listen to the words the lyrics
allegedly tell a raunchy narrative about
a lust for drugs
a lust for an anaconda and a lust for
even bigger buns but oh my gosh
at heart but welcome to the candy shop
number seven candy shop 50 cent
featuring Olivia
so I take you to the candy shop in 50
Cent’s candy shop a candy man and a
ladies man are one and the same
although the wholesome title suggests
otherwise candy shop is about devouring
a different kind of dark chocolate you
can have it your way
how do you want it you gonna back that
thing up or should I push up or in
temperature rising okay just go to the
next level there’s four jam-packed
artists at eco the song tries to be sexy
and alluring but it’s hard to take candy
shop too seriously with lyrics like I’ll
let you lick the lollipop and in short
it’s probably not the best idea to mix
food and sex together yeah your money
come on man
I’m got all day what’s going on 1587
come on I miss sitting here number six
let’s talk about sex salt and pepper
hopefully you learned about the birds
and the bees from your family or school
and not from this hip-hop number let’s
talk about sex touches base on the
censorship of sex and media and how
there’s no shame in exploring these
sexual urges hot two-track McKenney man
body pops to you but she got to get
whatever she don’t got fellas drew like
fools but then again they’re only new
miss the chick was a hit because the
body was woman when it came out in the
early 90s this hit single from salt and
pepper might have been considered
jarring and daring in its subject matter
nowadays though it’s enjoyably corny
lyrics seem like something out of an
after-school special promoting safe sex
what we have here is subject to
controversy number 5 I want to sex you
up Color Me badd come inside take a feel
have you ever used the phrase I want to
sex you up to pick up a foxy lady did it
work
we didn’t think so that’s one of the
reasons why this song from Color Me badd
comes off as so ungainly and be light a
candle so we can make it love a chilly
dress
the lyrics aren’t so much deductive as
they are hilarious expressing the RMV
group’s desire to make sweet lovin all
night long
imagine a guy who thinks he’s a swingin
player but also goes home alone
nevertheless it’s admittedly a hard song
not to shamefully dance to number four
bring your whole crew
DMX I got blood on my hands and there’s
no remorse I got blood on my dick cuz I
the sound of DMX screaming is the first
sign that bring your whole crew is going
to be an uncomfortable experience DMX
has had a handful of run-ins with the
law over the years this hardcore hip-hop
song doesn’t exactly help the rapper’s
image as he sings about some of the most
heinous crimes imaginable from first
degree murder to defiling a corpse
so I paint the walls but it’s love
enough addicting mud the constant use of
the n-word doesn’t make bring your whole
crew any easier to listen to then again
it’s not aiming to be a feel-good tune
bring his whole crew is just a bigger
piece of cake for me get you a ho
Oh
number three how many licks Lil Kim a
lot of places seen a lot of faceless oh
hell I go with different races it isn’t
nice to boast about all the people
you’ve had intercourse with little Kim
gives the listener a rundown of her many
male lovers damn from down south you
said like me to spank such as a white
dude named John dan from down south and
an Italian named Tony Johnny he was a
dad Pingu that’s what I liked about huh
it would appear they all found out how
many licks it takes to get to the center
of the human Tootsie Pop that is a
little Kim as for the rest of the world
will likely never know too much
information will
number two closer Nine Inch Nails do
violation closer by Nine Inch Nails is
basically a laundry list of different
ways to tell a person that you want to
have sex with them
none of which are even pg-13-rated at
least that’s what the song sounds like
with lyrics like
singer-songwriter Trent Reznor actually
intended closer to promote a message
about obsession and self-loathing the
meaning clearly got lost in the
misleading lyrics though before we sing
along with our top pick here are a few
honorable mentions
you
waiting you in your snack meat pleasure
number one rape me nirvana
ravemon
the topic of rape is enough to make any
person uneasy after all
it’s one of the most despicable acts any
human being can commit
you
according to Kurt Cobain Nirvana’s rape
me is supposed to be an anti rape ballad
no matter how you interpret the song
though rape me are two words nobody
wants to hear over and over again
the lyrics appropriately leave the
listener with the impression that they
themselves have been violated easily
making rape me some of the most awkward
music lyrics of all time
do you agree with our list what lyrics
do you find most awkward pussies
possessed asleep now we call em mean ice
for more top 10 published daily be sure
to subscribe to watchmojo.com I saw my
penis lying on a blanket next to a
broken toaster oven some guy was selling
it
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