the first date is always awkward but
these ones will scar any hopeless
romantic for life welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top ten awkward
movie dates Oh coming on my neck leave a
Domingo embarrass myself on a first date
Oh for this list we’re taking a look at
big screen romantic outings that started
off fine and dandy until they amounted
to that awkward moment right look I go
to the prom with you later relax you
already laid the tracks that’s the hot
pot number ten I like to wear women’s
clothes Ed Wood Edward D Wood jr. had
its fair share of baggage but few would
deny that the director was a passionate
determined and all-around cheerful guy
Oh stuck when he stranded on a
broken-down carnival ride with his
future wife Cathy wood decides to
divulge his greatest secret Cathy I’m
about to tell you something that I never
told any girl on a first date his guilty
pleasure of cross-dressing I like to
wear women’s clothes while most women
would be running for the hills
Cathy decides to accept this
delightfully quirky fella for who he is
okay
it goes to show that sometimes it’s best
to get everything out in the open on the
first date
[Music]
number nine laundromat date anchorman 2
the legend continues
it’s hard to imagine anyone could
possibly be more awkward than brick
Tamland the weatherman meets his match
in the sequel to anchorman however upon
encountering incompetent office worker
Johnny lasnamäe can I ask you a
personal question like a five-year-old
on the playground the shy brick asks
Johnny to go on a date with him can we
go to a date as strange as it sounds a
laundromat is the perfect romantic
setting for these empty-headed lovebirds
after downing several sodas the two
engage in their first kiss and throw
themselves a pants party talk about an
upgrade from shoulder touching
number eight hard-on the size of Florida
the Fisher King you’ll probably want
come upstairs for some coffee Perry is a
delusional homeless man who lost his
wife and his sanity in a shooting find
some pretty wonderful things in the
trash
Lydia is the mousy recluse he’s been
following without ever directly
approaching you don’t have to say that
this scene from the Fisher King strikes
the perfect balance between
uncomfortable and romantic as Perry
confesses his hard-on for Lydia I have a
hard-on for you the size of Florida
dishing out his feelings Perry could
easily come off as a creepy stalker who
needs psychological help love with you
Lydia can see in Perry’s wide eyes
though that he’s 100% sincere about his
affection for her it’s totally bizarre
but sometimes so is love real
number seven a meaningful relationship
American Psycho Patrick it’s so elegant
handsome sharp and wealthy Patrick
Bateman might seem like a catch little
does anyone realize however that he’s
also a chainsaw wielding psychopath
while on a date with a secretary gene
Bateman plays with lethal instruments in
his apartment you really want to do with
your life as the two casually converse
the audience is convinced the
unsuspecting gene will become Batemans
next victim
what’s that duct tape I need it for
taping something but before he can fire
a nail gun at his employees head she’s
saved by an answering machine Patrick
Patrick I know you’re there I got a
phone you bad boy Bateman decides to let
Jeanne live leaving her blissfully
unaware of how close she came to certain
death do you want me to go
[Music]
I don’t think I can control myself
number six I’m pregnant
knocked up oh sure sure that’s cool if
you sleep with someone on the first date
be prepared to receive some
life-altering news on your second date
anyway just talking get to know each
other start in this scene from knocked
up Alison prepares to inform her flabby
chested one-night-stand Ben that there’s
a bun in her oven so I have something
that I really need to tell you is kind
of why I called you before dropping the
bombshell she hopes to learn a little
more about the father of her baby she
only grows more concerned as Ben
prattles on that really lasts me I mean
until now it’s been almost 10 years I
have like 900 bucks left
so that should last me for like I mean
I’m not a mathematician but like another
2 years or some shit when Alison finally
breaks the news then naturally reacts
like an immature child I’m pregnant
fuck off what what that’s why you always
wear a condom kids I almost had the
condom on my dick it was on the cusp and
then you said just do it already
I didn’t mean do it without a condom I
meant do it like hurry up number 5
subtitles Annie Hall you know what
Grammy Hall would call a real do what if
people always told each other exactly
what they were thinking on dates chances
are they’d never speak again well it to
me I mean it’s it’s it’s all instinctive
you know I mean I just tried to feel it
you know I try to get a sense of it and
not think about it so much the romantic
leads aren’t always upfront with one
another in any Hall but the audience
gets a glimpse at what’s on alvey’s and
Annie’s minds as they have drinks on a
balcony yeah yeah I sort of dabble
around through subtitles the to express
their internal insecurities curiosities
and sexual urges Photography is
interesting because you know it’s a new
art form and a set of aesthetic criteria
have not emerged yet they mask all of
these repressed thoughts by uneasily
discussing photography it’s a funny and
clever commentary on how all
conversations carry subtext
even small talk get there and begin
whining soon are you busy Friday night
me oh no
number four Marge and Mike Fargo Mart
the Coen brothers are masters of
uncomfortable comedy as represented in
this scene from Fargo this is a nice
play yeah you know it’s a Radisson so
it’s pretty good the very pregnant Marge
Gunderson thinks she’s going out to a
friendly dinner with her high school
chum mike yanagita well what about you
Mike are you married
but the lowly Mike has other intentions
you might I sit over here
I was married to Linda Cooksey no why
don’t you sit over there I prefer that
Oh Margie is too kind to flat out shoot
Mike down as he invades her comfort zone
though she tries to gracefully slip out
well I always like Jerry’s likes you so
much
so might I should we get together
another time you know things only get
more awkward as Mike breaks down in
tears over his pathetic life which he’s
been lying about to Margie this whole
time number three Frank and beans
there’s something about Mary are you
going to the problem huh when Ted scores
Mary as a prom date it seems too good to
be true
you mean like we could go together two
of us yet everything that can possibly
go wrong for the braces face teenager
does go horribly wrong as he’s beaten by
Mary’s mentally challenged brother
mistaken for a peeper and suffers an
accident with his zipper if you assume
Mathers can’t get any more humiliating
from there think again is it to Franco
to beans Ted gets a second shot with his
dream girl 13 years later but that date
takes an equally awkward turn
after an incident with some hair gel is
that is that hair gel number two
mother-son bonding back to the future
you mind if we park Wow
taking your own mother to the school
dance is one thing having your mother
come on to you at the school dance is
quite another are they almost 18 years
old it’s not like I’ve never parked
before trapped in 1955 Marty McFly finds
himself at the enchantment under the sea
dance with the teenage version of his
mom all right what are you doing as part
of a ruse to bring his parents together
the nervous Marty needs to make a move
on her you shouldn’t drink why not
because you you might regret it but
before he can work up the courage his
frisky date lands one right on her
future son’s lips immediately she finds
something isn’t right thank God they
didn’t go any further this is all wrong
I don’t know what it is but when I kiss
you it’s like I’m kissing my brother I
guess that doesn’t make any sense
doesn’t only me it makes perfect sense
before we kiss our top pick good night
here are a few honorable mentions good
evening hello how are you sir mr.
Gladstone hello again I’ll see if the
penis knows any I mean the pianist uh
the guy playing the piano so you’re
breaking up with me because I’m too long
no that’s not entirely true here fill
this 100% cashmere
for the guy in the street man wow that
is so well you know I and I want a baby
now I’m 37 it’s too much for a first
date isn’t it number one cinema date
taxi driver
[Music]
all Travis Bickel wants is to make a
connection with another human being and
to serve a purpose president however he
just doesn’t know how to function in
this world gotta be kidding the audience
begins to see just how socially inept
Travis is when he takes his love
interest betsy to a movie not your
typical date movie but a swedish sex
education film
it’s called ferritin and you know not to
be out were gone like you know Paulo’s
okay as you might expect
betsy is not impressed so bad the
further she pushes Travis away the
further he descends into madness
as this unstable taxi driver attempts to
find his place don’t you think the
record please please I bought it for you
Betsy
can I call you do you agree with our
list oh nothing not know what movie
dates made you cringe just little the
old in-and-out for more entertaining top
10s published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com so here’s to
way here’s to a wonderful evening
[Music]
these ones will scar any hopeless
romantic for life welcome to
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
down our picks for the top ten awkward
movie dates Oh coming on my neck leave a
Domingo embarrass myself on a first date
Oh for this list we’re taking a look at
big screen romantic outings that started
off fine and dandy until they amounted
to that awkward moment right look I go
to the prom with you later relax you
already laid the tracks that’s the hot
pot number ten I like to wear women’s
clothes Ed Wood Edward D Wood jr. had
its fair share of baggage but few would
deny that the director was a passionate
determined and all-around cheerful guy
Oh stuck when he stranded on a
broken-down carnival ride with his
future wife Cathy wood decides to
divulge his greatest secret Cathy I’m
about to tell you something that I never
told any girl on a first date his guilty
pleasure of cross-dressing I like to
wear women’s clothes while most women
would be running for the hills
Cathy decides to accept this
delightfully quirky fella for who he is
okay
it goes to show that sometimes it’s best
to get everything out in the open on the
first date
[Music]
number nine laundromat date anchorman 2
the legend continues
it’s hard to imagine anyone could
possibly be more awkward than brick
Tamland the weatherman meets his match
in the sequel to anchorman however upon
encountering incompetent office worker
Johnny lasnamäe can I ask you a
personal question like a five-year-old
on the playground the shy brick asks
Johnny to go on a date with him can we
go to a date as strange as it sounds a
laundromat is the perfect romantic
setting for these empty-headed lovebirds
after downing several sodas the two
engage in their first kiss and throw
themselves a pants party talk about an
upgrade from shoulder touching
number eight hard-on the size of Florida
the Fisher King you’ll probably want
come upstairs for some coffee Perry is a
delusional homeless man who lost his
wife and his sanity in a shooting find
some pretty wonderful things in the
trash
Lydia is the mousy recluse he’s been
following without ever directly
approaching you don’t have to say that
this scene from the Fisher King strikes
the perfect balance between
uncomfortable and romantic as Perry
confesses his hard-on for Lydia I have a
hard-on for you the size of Florida
dishing out his feelings Perry could
easily come off as a creepy stalker who
needs psychological help love with you
Lydia can see in Perry’s wide eyes
though that he’s 100% sincere about his
affection for her it’s totally bizarre
but sometimes so is love real
number seven a meaningful relationship
American Psycho Patrick it’s so elegant
handsome sharp and wealthy Patrick
Bateman might seem like a catch little
does anyone realize however that he’s
also a chainsaw wielding psychopath
while on a date with a secretary gene
Bateman plays with lethal instruments in
his apartment you really want to do with
your life as the two casually converse
the audience is convinced the
unsuspecting gene will become Batemans
next victim
what’s that duct tape I need it for
taping something but before he can fire
a nail gun at his employees head she’s
saved by an answering machine Patrick
Patrick I know you’re there I got a
phone you bad boy Bateman decides to let
Jeanne live leaving her blissfully
unaware of how close she came to certain
death do you want me to go
[Music]
I don’t think I can control myself
number six I’m pregnant
knocked up oh sure sure that’s cool if
you sleep with someone on the first date
be prepared to receive some
life-altering news on your second date
anyway just talking get to know each
other start in this scene from knocked
up Alison prepares to inform her flabby
chested one-night-stand Ben that there’s
a bun in her oven so I have something
that I really need to tell you is kind
of why I called you before dropping the
bombshell she hopes to learn a little
more about the father of her baby she
only grows more concerned as Ben
prattles on that really lasts me I mean
until now it’s been almost 10 years I
have like 900 bucks left
so that should last me for like I mean
I’m not a mathematician but like another
2 years or some shit when Alison finally
breaks the news then naturally reacts
like an immature child I’m pregnant
fuck off what what that’s why you always
wear a condom kids I almost had the
condom on my dick it was on the cusp and
then you said just do it already
I didn’t mean do it without a condom I
meant do it like hurry up number 5
subtitles Annie Hall you know what
Grammy Hall would call a real do what if
people always told each other exactly
what they were thinking on dates chances
are they’d never speak again well it to
me I mean it’s it’s it’s all instinctive
you know I mean I just tried to feel it
you know I try to get a sense of it and
not think about it so much the romantic
leads aren’t always upfront with one
another in any Hall but the audience
gets a glimpse at what’s on alvey’s and
Annie’s minds as they have drinks on a
balcony yeah yeah I sort of dabble
around through subtitles the to express
their internal insecurities curiosities
and sexual urges Photography is
interesting because you know it’s a new
art form and a set of aesthetic criteria
have not emerged yet they mask all of
these repressed thoughts by uneasily
discussing photography it’s a funny and
clever commentary on how all
conversations carry subtext
even small talk get there and begin
whining soon are you busy Friday night
me oh no
number four Marge and Mike Fargo Mart
the Coen brothers are masters of
uncomfortable comedy as represented in
this scene from Fargo this is a nice
play yeah you know it’s a Radisson so
it’s pretty good the very pregnant Marge
Gunderson thinks she’s going out to a
friendly dinner with her high school
chum mike yanagita well what about you
Mike are you married
but the lowly Mike has other intentions
you might I sit over here
I was married to Linda Cooksey no why
don’t you sit over there I prefer that
Oh Margie is too kind to flat out shoot
Mike down as he invades her comfort zone
though she tries to gracefully slip out
well I always like Jerry’s likes you so
much
so might I should we get together
another time you know things only get
more awkward as Mike breaks down in
tears over his pathetic life which he’s
been lying about to Margie this whole
time number three Frank and beans
there’s something about Mary are you
going to the problem huh when Ted scores
Mary as a prom date it seems too good to
be true
you mean like we could go together two
of us yet everything that can possibly
go wrong for the braces face teenager
does go horribly wrong as he’s beaten by
Mary’s mentally challenged brother
mistaken for a peeper and suffers an
accident with his zipper if you assume
Mathers can’t get any more humiliating
from there think again is it to Franco
to beans Ted gets a second shot with his
dream girl 13 years later but that date
takes an equally awkward turn
after an incident with some hair gel is
that is that hair gel number two
mother-son bonding back to the future
you mind if we park Wow
taking your own mother to the school
dance is one thing having your mother
come on to you at the school dance is
quite another are they almost 18 years
old it’s not like I’ve never parked
before trapped in 1955 Marty McFly finds
himself at the enchantment under the sea
dance with the teenage version of his
mom all right what are you doing as part
of a ruse to bring his parents together
the nervous Marty needs to make a move
on her you shouldn’t drink why not
because you you might regret it but
before he can work up the courage his
frisky date lands one right on her
future son’s lips immediately she finds
something isn’t right thank God they
didn’t go any further this is all wrong
I don’t know what it is but when I kiss
you it’s like I’m kissing my brother I
guess that doesn’t make any sense
doesn’t only me it makes perfect sense
before we kiss our top pick good night
here are a few honorable mentions good
evening hello how are you sir mr.
Gladstone hello again I’ll see if the
penis knows any I mean the pianist uh
the guy playing the piano so you’re
breaking up with me because I’m too long
no that’s not entirely true here fill
this 100% cashmere
for the guy in the street man wow that
is so well you know I and I want a baby
now I’m 37 it’s too much for a first
date isn’t it number one cinema date
taxi driver
[Music]
all Travis Bickel wants is to make a
connection with another human being and
to serve a purpose president however he
just doesn’t know how to function in
this world gotta be kidding the audience
begins to see just how socially inept
Travis is when he takes his love
interest betsy to a movie not your
typical date movie but a swedish sex
education film
it’s called ferritin and you know not to
be out were gone like you know Paulo’s
okay as you might expect
betsy is not impressed so bad the
further she pushes Travis away the
further he descends into madness
as this unstable taxi driver attempts to
find his place don’t you think the
record please please I bought it for you
Betsy
can I call you do you agree with our
list oh nothing not know what movie
dates made you cringe just little the
old in-and-out for more entertaining top
10s published every day be sure to
subscribe to watchmojo.com so here’s to
way here’s to a wonderful evening
[Music]
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