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oh my welcome to watchmojo.com and today
we’re counting down our picks for the
top 10 awkward movie conversations I’m
sorry I don’t think this is an
appropriate conversation honey looks
like Uncle Frank finishes general
courage for this list we’re taking a
look at the exchanges of dialogue that
made the characters on the big screen
and the people in the audience feel
monumentally uncomfortable she’s got a
power tool in the bedroom dear to
personal jet hammer number 10 I tried to
kill myself Little Miss Sunshine who did
you captain failure suicide and
homosexuality these three concepts are
foreign to the naive seven-year-old
olive Hoover him it was a boy
he’s on love with the boy she gets a
glimpse at how complicated life could be
when her melancholy Uncle Frank comes to
dinner in this scene from Little Miss
Sunshine he tried to kill himself
although her father wishes to shield
Olivia from the grim truth behind
Frank’s bandages the rest of the family
figures she’ll hear about it eventually
I need you wanted to yourself what
ensues is a tale that’s as tragic as it
is hilarious I fell in love with someone
who didn’t love me back
grandpa’s insensitive quips provide the
gravy on top of this highly awkward
fried chicken meal and that’s when I
steamed decided to check out early yes
yes and I failed at that as well number
nine fancy sauce stepbrothers
oh it’s enough ketchup come on tails
will ferrell and john c reilly as two
middle-aged man children still living
with their parents how could that
premise not amount to some great awkward
humor I’m makin sauce we call it fancy
songs for me at this point in the 2008
comedy tension is increasing between
rival stepbrothers Brennan and Dale into
my fancy sauce you know somewhere down
the line they’re going to clash in a big
way Tom so fancy sauce yeah not done
using it it’s almost more uncomfortable
however watching their animosity build
as Brandon withholds his mother’s fancy
sauce one spoonful at a time just one
last spoonful I think you’ve got God
their friends who’d have thought ketchup
and mayo could be such a delicate
commodity
I’m not comforted to Kate not sir it’s
probably not good on fish anyway but my
dad’s king of the castle Sophie wants
fancy sauce he should know all right
number eight Parents Weekend 22 Jump
Street one of us got laid last night
Schmidt shh don’t wake up my dick
sometimes the most Awkward part of a
conversation is letting the obvious go
unmentioned dad this is Doug a guy that
I’m dating Oh
when the undercover Schmidt attends a
parents weekend it appears his dorky mom
and dad will be the prime source of
embarrassment they’re merely an
afterthought though when Schmidt finds
out his girlfriend is the spawn of his
boss although their cover isn’t blown
everyone can tell these two have a
connection so do you like whether as
Schmidt attempts to make small talk
the captain restrains himself from
jumping across the table and ripping his
underling a new one bullshit
waiter cut black man due to get some
water around here giving guys some water
he’s black he’s been through a lot
number seven massive erection anchorman
The Legend of Ron Burgundy just watch
out for the guns they’ll get ya
the male reproductive organ can be very
impulsive especially when one is in the
presence of Christina Applegate
evidently oh stop calling your arms guns
professional journalist Veronica
Corningstone is the one woman who isn’t
immediately won over by the womanizing
anchorman Ron Burgundy’s classy hair and
pickup lines as a journalist I should
get to know the city that I’m covering
but this is not a date when Ron atlast
convinces Veronica to go out with him he
holds himself back from cheering and
jumping for joy however the area below
his waistline encompasses all the Bliss
Ron is experiencing in this moment so I
pick you up 8:00 o’clock Ron might not
notice his massive erection mr. burgundy
you have a massive erection but Veronica
certainly does oh this is awkward
I’m gonna walk I’m gonna walk this
situation off and I will see you later
number six Peter asks went out the
amazing spider-man I’m not gonna answer
that already suffering from poor social
skills
the last thing Peter Parker needs is his
Uncle Ben humiliate
him in front of Wednesday see she’s the
girl on your computer yeah he’s got your
on his computer
I’m his probation officer once he’s
alone with his crush Peter tries to ask
when out on a date without actually
saying the words do you want to go out
on a date um so you want to uh I don’t
know um the stars have such amazing
chemistry though that they overcome this
awkward hurdle I don’t we can uh or we
could do something else or we could if
don’t like we could yeah now that Spidey
has caught the girl in his web it should
be nothing but clear sailing for the
couple right right all right good
something number five pass the asparagus
American Beauty dear the Burnham family
of American Beauty is a shaken up bottle
that’s ready to explode Janie today I
quit my job and then I told my boss to
go south and then i blackmailed him for
almost 60 thousand dollars after lester
quits his job his wife Carolyn tells him
off all while maintaining her perfect
phony smile your father seems to think
this kind of behavior something to be
proud of Lester couldn’t care less what
she or anybody else thinks concerned
more about getting his asparagus I quit
someone passed the espera
caught in the middle of this feud is
their daughter Jane who’s forced to stay
in her seat and watch her parents
marriage crumble it all works up to a
climactic moment in which Lester finally
shuts Carolyn up number four I’ll have
what she’s having
When Harry Met Sally what aren’t you
saying that they faked orgasm having a
friendly meal at a restaurant harry and
Sally start talking about women faking
orgasms most women at one time or
another had faked it
when harry claims that he can tell when
a woman is putting on a show sally goes
all out and proving him wrong as a
series of sex noises emit from her
melons yes after Sally finishes her
passionate performance Harry and the
rest of the restaurant are at a loss for
words Oh God oh the only one with a
witty retort is director Rob Reiner’s
mother who definitely scores the most
iconic line in the film I’ll have what
she’s having number three are you a
virgin
the
thirty year old virgin oh I don’t you
know what I’m a gentleman and I don’t
you know I don’t kiss and tell us it’s
common for a fourteen year old virgin to
act like they know all about sex when
they really understand nothing about the
subject she talk dirty to you oh she
loved to dirty talk
totally into it she’d be like yeah let’s
screw let’s I wanna when a 40 year old
virgin tries to spice up his
non-existent sex life though it’s just
awkward she’d be like Oh me so horny me
have you a long time at a poker game
with his friends Andy is pressure to
share his hottest sexual experience
drawing an obvious blank he fabricates a
horny ex and describes her sand-filled
boobies you know and like you grab a
woman’s breasts and it’s you you feel it
and it feels like a bag of sand of
course pals can see right through his
charade with this new information it’s
like they’re seeing Andy for the first
time holo holo holo you’ll answer this
question are you a virgin are you a
virgin yeah yeah not since I was 10 it
all makes sense you’re a virgin
I am shut up how does that happen number
two masturbation talk American Pie well
that was a fun day wasn’t it oh yeah
yeah there’s never been a more awkward
father-son duo than Jim and mr.
Levenstein Jim I want to talk about
masturbation when Jim’s dad starts to
notice that his boy is becoming more
conscious of the female body as well as
his own the to have a talk about
stroking the salami did the fair bit of
masturbating when I was a little younger
I I used to call it this stroking the
salami that’s just one of several
phrases Jim’s dad uses as a substitute
for masturbating encouraging his son to
find a partner rather than relying on
PI’s I never did it with baked goods but
you know your uncle Mort he pitched the
one-eyed snake five six times a day this
isn’t the first awkward conversation the
two share and it’s far from the last but
it perfectly sums up their relationship
it’s like it’s like banging a tennis
ball against a brick wall which can be
fun
it can be fun but it’s not a game right
it’s not a game no what you want is you
want a partner to return the ball before
we have a little chat with our top pick
here are a few honorable mentions you
mind if I sit over here
I was married to Linda Cooksey no why
don’t you sit over there I prefer that
bit of a going down payment huh
excuse me sink the sub hide the weasel
Park the purpose you said something
earlier about like a fake idea or
something right yeah I’m gonna get one a
show a show I’m getting that push out
once you’re hungover yous got a puke
feel so did you puke no you can tell
think it’s gross oh that’s okay I’m I’m
fine you know the best thing for a
hangover is weed you smoke you smoke
weed it’s not really I can anticipate
the explosion the sound of shattering
glass then flames rising out of the
flowing gasoline number one how funny
Goodfellas I said all right I tell you
something go mother
Tommy DeVito is a completely
unpredictable character making jokes one
minute and making threats the next it’s
funny very funny and the audience comes
to see just how hot-headed Tommy is and
this improvise a scene from Goodfellas
let me understand without it
maybe it’s mamillus maybe well I’m funny
how I me funny like I’m a clown am you
you I make you laugh I’m here to amuse
you what do you mean funny funny how how
am i funny when Henry casually tells his
friend that he’s funny Tommy takes the
compliment the wrong way making
everyone’s skin crawl
how do I know you said I’m funny how do
my funny what’s up so funny about me
tell me tell me looks fun
the gangster hounds the stuttering hairy
for an explanation Tommy was fortunately
just joking around this time but it’s
easy to imagine something so minor
setting this volatile funny man off on a
rampage
do you agree with our list
well you had a problem when I did
Anthony what film conversation put you
in an awkward position
Stan I don’t mean Dungeness for more
entertaining top 10s published every day
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com oh
well what is it
give me the virtual experience
oh my welcome to watchmojo.com and today
we’re counting down our picks for the
top 10 awkward movie conversations I’m
sorry I don’t think this is an
appropriate conversation honey looks
like Uncle Frank finishes general
courage for this list we’re taking a
look at the exchanges of dialogue that
made the characters on the big screen
and the people in the audience feel
monumentally uncomfortable she’s got a
power tool in the bedroom dear to
personal jet hammer number 10 I tried to
kill myself Little Miss Sunshine who did
you captain failure suicide and
homosexuality these three concepts are
foreign to the naive seven-year-old
olive Hoover him it was a boy
he’s on love with the boy she gets a
glimpse at how complicated life could be
when her melancholy Uncle Frank comes to
dinner in this scene from Little Miss
Sunshine he tried to kill himself
although her father wishes to shield
Olivia from the grim truth behind
Frank’s bandages the rest of the family
figures she’ll hear about it eventually
I need you wanted to yourself what
ensues is a tale that’s as tragic as it
is hilarious I fell in love with someone
who didn’t love me back
grandpa’s insensitive quips provide the
gravy on top of this highly awkward
fried chicken meal and that’s when I
steamed decided to check out early yes
yes and I failed at that as well number
nine fancy sauce stepbrothers
oh it’s enough ketchup come on tails
will ferrell and john c reilly as two
middle-aged man children still living
with their parents how could that
premise not amount to some great awkward
humor I’m makin sauce we call it fancy
songs for me at this point in the 2008
comedy tension is increasing between
rival stepbrothers Brennan and Dale into
my fancy sauce you know somewhere down
the line they’re going to clash in a big
way Tom so fancy sauce yeah not done
using it it’s almost more uncomfortable
however watching their animosity build
as Brandon withholds his mother’s fancy
sauce one spoonful at a time just one
last spoonful I think you’ve got God
their friends who’d have thought ketchup
and mayo could be such a delicate
commodity
I’m not comforted to Kate not sir it’s
probably not good on fish anyway but my
dad’s king of the castle Sophie wants
fancy sauce he should know all right
number eight Parents Weekend 22 Jump
Street one of us got laid last night
Schmidt shh don’t wake up my dick
sometimes the most Awkward part of a
conversation is letting the obvious go
unmentioned dad this is Doug a guy that
I’m dating Oh
when the undercover Schmidt attends a
parents weekend it appears his dorky mom
and dad will be the prime source of
embarrassment they’re merely an
afterthought though when Schmidt finds
out his girlfriend is the spawn of his
boss although their cover isn’t blown
everyone can tell these two have a
connection so do you like whether as
Schmidt attempts to make small talk
the captain restrains himself from
jumping across the table and ripping his
underling a new one bullshit
waiter cut black man due to get some
water around here giving guys some water
he’s black he’s been through a lot
number seven massive erection anchorman
The Legend of Ron Burgundy just watch
out for the guns they’ll get ya
the male reproductive organ can be very
impulsive especially when one is in the
presence of Christina Applegate
evidently oh stop calling your arms guns
professional journalist Veronica
Corningstone is the one woman who isn’t
immediately won over by the womanizing
anchorman Ron Burgundy’s classy hair and
pickup lines as a journalist I should
get to know the city that I’m covering
but this is not a date when Ron atlast
convinces Veronica to go out with him he
holds himself back from cheering and
jumping for joy however the area below
his waistline encompasses all the Bliss
Ron is experiencing in this moment so I
pick you up 8:00 o’clock Ron might not
notice his massive erection mr. burgundy
you have a massive erection but Veronica
certainly does oh this is awkward
I’m gonna walk I’m gonna walk this
situation off and I will see you later
number six Peter asks went out the
amazing spider-man I’m not gonna answer
that already suffering from poor social
skills
the last thing Peter Parker needs is his
Uncle Ben humiliate
him in front of Wednesday see she’s the
girl on your computer yeah he’s got your
on his computer
I’m his probation officer once he’s
alone with his crush Peter tries to ask
when out on a date without actually
saying the words do you want to go out
on a date um so you want to uh I don’t
know um the stars have such amazing
chemistry though that they overcome this
awkward hurdle I don’t we can uh or we
could do something else or we could if
don’t like we could yeah now that Spidey
has caught the girl in his web it should
be nothing but clear sailing for the
couple right right all right good
something number five pass the asparagus
American Beauty dear the Burnham family
of American Beauty is a shaken up bottle
that’s ready to explode Janie today I
quit my job and then I told my boss to
go south and then i blackmailed him for
almost 60 thousand dollars after lester
quits his job his wife Carolyn tells him
off all while maintaining her perfect
phony smile your father seems to think
this kind of behavior something to be
proud of Lester couldn’t care less what
she or anybody else thinks concerned
more about getting his asparagus I quit
someone passed the espera
caught in the middle of this feud is
their daughter Jane who’s forced to stay
in her seat and watch her parents
marriage crumble it all works up to a
climactic moment in which Lester finally
shuts Carolyn up number four I’ll have
what she’s having
When Harry Met Sally what aren’t you
saying that they faked orgasm having a
friendly meal at a restaurant harry and
Sally start talking about women faking
orgasms most women at one time or
another had faked it
when harry claims that he can tell when
a woman is putting on a show sally goes
all out and proving him wrong as a
series of sex noises emit from her
melons yes after Sally finishes her
passionate performance Harry and the
rest of the restaurant are at a loss for
words Oh God oh the only one with a
witty retort is director Rob Reiner’s
mother who definitely scores the most
iconic line in the film I’ll have what
she’s having number three are you a
virgin
the
thirty year old virgin oh I don’t you
know what I’m a gentleman and I don’t
you know I don’t kiss and tell us it’s
common for a fourteen year old virgin to
act like they know all about sex when
they really understand nothing about the
subject she talk dirty to you oh she
loved to dirty talk
totally into it she’d be like yeah let’s
screw let’s I wanna when a 40 year old
virgin tries to spice up his
non-existent sex life though it’s just
awkward she’d be like Oh me so horny me
have you a long time at a poker game
with his friends Andy is pressure to
share his hottest sexual experience
drawing an obvious blank he fabricates a
horny ex and describes her sand-filled
boobies you know and like you grab a
woman’s breasts and it’s you you feel it
and it feels like a bag of sand of
course pals can see right through his
charade with this new information it’s
like they’re seeing Andy for the first
time holo holo holo you’ll answer this
question are you a virgin are you a
virgin yeah yeah not since I was 10 it
all makes sense you’re a virgin
I am shut up how does that happen number
two masturbation talk American Pie well
that was a fun day wasn’t it oh yeah
yeah there’s never been a more awkward
father-son duo than Jim and mr.
Levenstein Jim I want to talk about
masturbation when Jim’s dad starts to
notice that his boy is becoming more
conscious of the female body as well as
his own the to have a talk about
stroking the salami did the fair bit of
masturbating when I was a little younger
I I used to call it this stroking the
salami that’s just one of several
phrases Jim’s dad uses as a substitute
for masturbating encouraging his son to
find a partner rather than relying on
PI’s I never did it with baked goods but
you know your uncle Mort he pitched the
one-eyed snake five six times a day this
isn’t the first awkward conversation the
two share and it’s far from the last but
it perfectly sums up their relationship
it’s like it’s like banging a tennis
ball against a brick wall which can be
fun
it can be fun but it’s not a game right
it’s not a game no what you want is you
want a partner to return the ball before
we have a little chat with our top pick
here are a few honorable mentions you
mind if I sit over here
I was married to Linda Cooksey no why
don’t you sit over there I prefer that
bit of a going down payment huh
excuse me sink the sub hide the weasel
Park the purpose you said something
earlier about like a fake idea or
something right yeah I’m gonna get one a
show a show I’m getting that push out
once you’re hungover yous got a puke
feel so did you puke no you can tell
think it’s gross oh that’s okay I’m I’m
fine you know the best thing for a
hangover is weed you smoke you smoke
weed it’s not really I can anticipate
the explosion the sound of shattering
glass then flames rising out of the
flowing gasoline number one how funny
Goodfellas I said all right I tell you
something go mother
Tommy DeVito is a completely
unpredictable character making jokes one
minute and making threats the next it’s
funny very funny and the audience comes
to see just how hot-headed Tommy is and
this improvise a scene from Goodfellas
let me understand without it
maybe it’s mamillus maybe well I’m funny
how I me funny like I’m a clown am you
you I make you laugh I’m here to amuse
you what do you mean funny funny how how
am i funny when Henry casually tells his
friend that he’s funny Tommy takes the
compliment the wrong way making
everyone’s skin crawl
how do I know you said I’m funny how do
my funny what’s up so funny about me
tell me tell me looks fun
the gangster hounds the stuttering hairy
for an explanation Tommy was fortunately
just joking around this time but it’s
easy to imagine something so minor
setting this volatile funny man off on a
rampage
do you agree with our list
well you had a problem when I did
Anthony what film conversation put you
in an awkward position
Stan I don’t mean Dungeness for more
entertaining top 10s published every day
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com oh
well what is it
give me the virtual experience
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